Keeping Records

By Headgum

Ball Saves Lives (with Katie Kershaw)

Published April 02, 2021 2:00am

Katie Kershaw (Mrs. Fletcher, Fargo, Pathetic Woman) thought hard about what to include on her Golden Record. And —truly? honestly?—it shows in its perfection. The aliens need to understand that humans are a species that should not be messed with, and they will learn that through our insane eating habits, eagerness to engage in awkward social interactions, and folk songs about fire.

Katie's ArtifactsMartina McBride, "Independence Day" (audio-visual)The coffee cup of a keynote speaker at a hotel conference (human ephemera)Rupaul's Drag Race seasons 1-13, plus all stars, plus international seasons (audio-visual)Muriels Weddi...