Plumbing the Death Star

By Sanspants Radio

You Are Pa Kent. How Are You Gonna Teach Superman a Lesson with that Tornado?

Published August 13, 2023 9:00am

Our son’s talking back but thankfully we have the power of tornado to teach him a lesson! From ‘be careful of ‘nados’ to ‘the hierarchy of things to save’, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to finally teach our boy a worthwhile lesson (while also dying valiantly to a tornado). So pat that Dog Kent on the head, keep cows away from Boy Kent and no matter what, get Ma Kent to the underpass while I, Pa Kent, teach you a life lesson in a very unique and interesting way.


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