MATHPUNK Out Of Context

An unordered collection of quotes from MATHPUNK, taken from various chatrooms as well as IRL conversations.

> If my last name was Wiener, I'd change my name to Richard, so people would have to call me Dick Wiener.

> You think the hard part is writing the poems, but the hard part is not naming them all Poem 1, Poem 2, Poem 3...

> His name is Todd Packer? What's his wife's name, Carla Breastforms?

> We're all talking about what kind of dog we are, so I image searched "mentally ill dog."

> Holding a piece of Hagoromo Fulltouch chalk like a joint.

> Sorry for the late response, I saw a woman and my brain needed a good 50 minutes to reboot.

> Y'all motherfuckers better wear sweatpants to my funeral or I'm crawling back out of the grave and eating your brains.

> ...in fact, I am pretty sure he is capable of growing his titties back like a lizard

> These edibles ain't shit. (Que card: 5 minutes later) Microsoft Linux

> As a bartender, I can almost guarantee that somewhere there exists a regional drink called "Piss Of A Psychologist"

> [Under the nickname "Business Zeus"] I've inputted "Pregnant Stalin" into multiple AI art bots and all of them have refused to draw it