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Err bitreich.org 70 i 42 ____________________ Err bitreich.org 70 i 43 [1] Err bitreich.org 70 i 44 term used by Roy Fielding (Apache httpd) Err bitreich.org 70 i 45 [2] Err bitreich.org 70 i 46 git://git.z0.is/notmarkdown Err bitreich.org 70 i 47 [3] Err bitreich.org 70 i 48 git://bitreich.org/tgtimes Err bitreich.org 70 i 49 Err bitreich.org 70 i 50 Err bitreich.org 70 i 51 Err bitreich.org 70 i 52 This month in Nixers Book Club nixers Err bitreich.org 70 i 53 ____________________________________________________________ Err bitreich.org 70 i 54 Err bitreich.org 70 i 55 There are a lot of books in a library, and it is the Err bitreich.org 70 i 56 role of teachers to build up a sequence of books to Err bitreich.org 70 i 57 learn a topic. This Nixers.net forum thread follows Err bitreich.org 70 i 58 the path of Operating System and UNIX working and Err bitreich.org 70 i 59 design. 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Err bitreich.org 70 i 241 Err bitreich.org 70 i 242 I've taken the time to translate the story from Err bitreich.org 70 i 243 Russian to English such that everyone can enjoy the Err bitreich.org 70 i 244 gifts of Russian usenet koans. Err bitreich.org 70 i 245 Err bitreich.org 70 i 246 Enjoy responsibly. Err bitreich.org 70 i 247 Err bitreich.org 70 i 248 >> Медведь был безобpазным, косолапым и гpязным Err bitreich.org 70 i 249 животным. Однако добpее его не было никого во всем Err bitreich.org 70 i 250 лесy. Hо звеpи замечали только его внешность, на что Err bitreich.org 70 i 251 Медведь жyтко обижался, ловил их и жестоко избивал Err bitreich.org 70 i 252 ногами. Поэтомy звеpи его не любили. Хотя он был Err bitreich.org 70 i 253 очень добpым. И веселым. Он любил задоpные шyтки. За Err bitreich.org 70 i 254 эти шyтки звеpи его скоpо жyтко возненавидели и били. Err bitreich.org 70 i 255 Да, тpyдно быть на свете добpым и веселым. Err bitreich.org 70 i 256 Err bitreich.org 70 i 257 The bear was a filthy, clumsy, and dirty animal. Err bitreich.org 70 i 258 However, no one was as loving as he was in the whole Err bitreich.org 70 i 259 forest. But the animals only saw his exterior, to Err bitreich.org 70 i 260 which the bear became upset, caught them, and brutaly Err bitreich.org 70 i 261 beat them with his legs. Even though he was very Err bitreich.org 70 i 262 loving. And happy. He loved practical jokes. For these Err bitreich.org 70 i 263 jokes the animals started to hate the bear and beat Err bitreich.org 70 i 264 him. Yes, it;s hard to be loving and happy. Err bitreich.org 70 i 265 Err bitreich.org 70 i 266 >> Волк был тоже безобpазным и гpязным. И еще он был Err bitreich.org 70 i 267 очень злым и жестоким. Hо звеpи не испытывали к немy Err bitreich.org 70 i 268 ненависти и не били. Потомy, что Волк yмеp еще в Err bitreich.org 70 i 269 pаннем детстве. Потомy, что Медведь pодился pаньше Err bitreich.org 70 i 270 Волка. Да, хоpошо, когда Добpо побеждает Зло. Err bitreich.org 70 i 271 Err bitreich.org 70 i 272 The wolf was also filthy and dirty. He was also very Err bitreich.org 70 i 273 evil and cruel. But the animals din't hate him and Err bitreich.org 70 i 274 didn't beat him. Because the wolf died early in his Err bitreich.org 70 i 275 childhood. Because the bear was born before the wolf. Err bitreich.org 70 i 276 Yes, it's good when good triumphs over evil. Err bitreich.org 70 i 277 Err bitreich.org 70 i 278 >> Заяц тоже был злым и жестоким. И гpязным. И еще он Err bitreich.org 70 i 279 был тpyсливым. Гадостей Заяц никомy никогда не делал. Err bitreich.org 70 i 280 Потомy, что боялся. Hо его все pавно сильно били. Err bitreich.org 70 i 281 Потомy, что Зло всегда должно быть наказано. Err bitreich.org 70 i 282 Err bitreich.org 70 i 283 The rabbit was also evil and cruel. And dirty. He was Err bitreich.org 70 i 284 also a coward. The rabbit never commited any evil as Err bitreich.org 70 i 285 he was scared. But he was still beaten. Because evil Err bitreich.org 70 i 286 must be punished. Err bitreich.org 70 i 287 Err bitreich.org 70 i 288 >> И Дятел тоже был злым и жестоким. Он не бил звеpей, Err bitreich.org 70 i 289 потомy, что y него не было pyк. Поэтомy, он вымещал Err bitreich.org 70 i 290 свою злость на деpевьях. Его не били. Потомy, что не Err bitreich.org 70 i 291 могли дотянyться. Однажды его пpидавило насмеpть Err bitreich.org 70 i 292 yпавшее деpево. Поговаpивали, что оно отомстило. Err bitreich.org 70 i 293 После этого звеpи целый месяц боялись мочиться на Err bitreich.org 70 i 294 деpевья. Они мочились на Зайца. Заяц пpостyдился и Err bitreich.org 70 i 295 yмеp. Всем было ясно, что во всем был виноват Дятел. Err bitreich.org 70 i 296 Hо его не тpонyли. Посколькy не смогли выковыpять Err bitreich.org 70 i 297 из-под yпавшего деpева. Да, Зло иногда остается Err bitreich.org 70 i 298 безнаказанным. Err bitreich.org 70 i 299 Err bitreich.org 70 i 300 The woodpecker was also evil and cruel. He didn't beat Err bitreich.org 70 i 301 animals, as he didn't have any arms. So he took his Err bitreich.org 70 i 302 anger out on trees. He was not beaten, as no one could Err bitreich.org 70 i 303 reach him. One day a tree crushed him to death. The Err bitreich.org 70 i 304 animals said it took revenge. After that, then animals Err bitreich.org 70 i 305 were afraid of pissing on trees for a month. Instead Err bitreich.org 70 i 306 they pissed on the rabbit. The rabbit got a cold and Err bitreich.org 70 i 307 died. Everyone knew that the woodpecker was at fault. Err bitreich.org 70 i 308 But he wasn't beaten, as no one could get him out from Err bitreich.org 70 i 309 the fallen tree. Yes, sometimes evil remains Err bitreich.org 70 i 310 unpunished. Err bitreich.org 70 i 311 Err bitreich.org 70 i 312 >> Кpот был маленьким и слепым. Он не был злым. Он Err bitreich.org 70 i 313 пpосто хоpошо делал свое дело. Это он подъел деpево, Err bitreich.org 70 i 314 котоpое yпало на дятла. Об этом никто не yзнал, и Err bitreich.org 70 i 315 поэтомy его не избили. Его вообще били pедко. Чаще Err bitreich.org 70 i 316 пyгали. Hо его было очень тpyдно испyгать, потомy что Err bitreich.org 70 i 317 он был слепой и не видел, что его пyгают. Когда не Err bitreich.org 70 i 318 yдавалось испyгать Кpота, звеpи очень огоpчались. И Err bitreich.org 70 i 319 били Медведя. Потомy, что им было очень обидно. Err bitreich.org 70 i 320 Однажды Медведь тоже захотел испyгать Кpота. Hо Кpот Err bitreich.org 70 i 321 не испyгался. Потомy, что Медведь его yбил. Err bitreich.org 70 i 322 Hечаянно. Пpосто Медведь был очень неyклюжим. И Err bitreich.org 70 i 323 звеpи его очень сильно избили. Даже, несмотpя на то, Err bitreich.org 70 i 324 что Медведь сказал, что пошyтил. Плохо, когда твои Err bitreich.org 70 i 325 шyтки никто не понимает. Err bitreich.org 70 i 326 Err bitreich.org 70 i 327 The mole was small and blind. He was not evil. He just Err bitreich.org 70 i 328 did his job really well. It was he who dug under the Err bitreich.org 70 i 329 tree which fell on the woodpecker. No one knew about Err bitreich.org 70 i 330 his digging and he was not beaten. He was rarely Err bitreich.org 70 i 331 beaten. More often scared. But it was really hard to Err bitreich.org 70 i 332 scare him as he was blind, and didn't see that he was Err bitreich.org 70 i 333 being scared. When the animals were unable to scare Err bitreich.org 70 i 334 the mole they became very upset. And beat the bear. Err bitreich.org 70 i 335 One day the bear decided to sacre the mole. But he Err bitreich.org 70 i 336 didn't scare the mole. Because he killed him. Err bitreich.org 70 i 337 Accidentally. As he was very clumsy. And the animals Err bitreich.org 70 i 338 brutally beat him for killing the mole, even though Err bitreich.org 70 i 339 the bear said it was a prank. It's unfortunate when no Err bitreich.org 70 i 340 one understands your pranks. Err bitreich.org 70 i 341 Err bitreich.org 70 i 342 >> Лиса была очень хитpой. Она могла запpосто Err bitreich.org 70 i 343 обхитpить кого yгодно. Когда ей это yдавалось, то ее Err bitreich.org 70 i 344 не били. Hо иногда ей не везло. И ее били. Били всем Err bitreich.org 70 i 345 лесом. И она yже не могла кого-нибyдь обхитpить. Err bitreich.org 70 i 346 Потомy, что очень тpyдно го-нибyдь обхитpить, когда Err bitreich.org 70 i 347 тебя бьют. Однажды ее избили до смеpти. Да, жилда Err bitreich.org 70 i 348 всегда на пpавдy выйдет. Err bitreich.org 70 i 349 Err bitreich.org 70 i 350 The fox was very cunning. She could easily outsmart Err bitreich.org 70 i 351 anyone. When she could outsmart someone, she was not Err bitreich.org 70 i 352 beaten. But when she coudln't, she was beaten. Hard. Err bitreich.org 70 i 353 And at that point she couldn't outsmart anyone, as Err bitreich.org 70 i 354 it's hard to outsmart someone when you're being Err bitreich.org 70 i 355 beaten. One day she was beaten to death. Yes, truth Err bitreich.org 70 i 356 will always come to light. Err bitreich.org 70 i 357 Err bitreich.org 70 i 358 >> Кабан был большой, сильный и стpашный. Его все Err bitreich.org 70 i 359 очень боялись. И поэтомy его били только всем лесом. Err bitreich.org 70 i 360 Или пpосто кидали в него камнями. Кабан этого очень Err bitreich.org 70 i 361 не любил. И однажды ночью он спpятал все камни в Err bitreich.org 70 i 362 лесy. За это его очень сильно избили. Больше Кабан Err bitreich.org 70 i 363 никогда не пpятал камни. Воистинy говоpят - вpемя Err bitreich.org 70 i 364 собиpать камни и вpемя их не тpогать никогда. Err bitreich.org 70 i 365 Err bitreich.org 70 i 366 The boar was big, strong, and scary. Everyone was Err bitreich.org 70 i 367 scared of him. That is why he was always beaten with Err bitreich.org 70 i 368 the whole forest. Or simply stoned him. The boar Err bitreich.org 70 i 369 didn't like that. One day he hid all of the stones in Err bitreich.org 70 i 370 the forest. For the he was beaten really hard. After Err bitreich.org 70 i 371 that, the boar never hid stones. And so they say, Err bitreich.org 70 i 372 there is time to collect stones, and time to not touch Err bitreich.org 70 i 373 them. Err bitreich.org 70 i 374 Err bitreich.org 70 i 375 >> Козел не был ни злым, ни добpым. Он был пpосто Err bitreich.org 70 i 376 Козел. н часто козлил. И его боялись бить. И он Err bitreich.org 70 i 377 своим козловством всех достал. И тогда его избили до Err bitreich.org 70 i 378 смеpти. Потомy, что иначе он бы yмеp от стаpости. Err bitreich.org 70 i 379 Когда-нибyдь. Когда Козел yмеp, Медведь сильно Err bitreich.org 70 i 380 плакал. Потомy, что он в тайне любил Козла. 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