Holy crap, what's that beeping sound? 'Gravitational
Disturbance' and 'Emergency Conditions' are flashing. Did I
mess something up? Where's the sun? It's the morning!

Scanners power on. Big gravititional field detected;
something's pulling on us and making us go upward! Starting
engine; nothing wrong there. Starting autopilot.

I check my QEC for the announcement of our planet's impending
doom. Is it happening now? It says it'll happen in six Earth days.
I mean, I heard that the QEC could have massive delays; but six
days' worth?

Okay, everything's operational; scanners have been calibrated
and are reading the same result as before. Firing back
thrusters at 100% throtal