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|u/Fyroth - 1 month
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|[Source1](https://youtu.be/Zh4ze5bWLcI?si=imzoCIEvDTHApi5S)
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|u/3Oh3FunTime - 1 month
|
|“Good morning, or good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be”*
|*inherently knows that it’s dark on the other side of the planet right
|now, acknowledges those people that are there, then proceeds to prove…
|something… pumpkin…
|u/DeadMoney313 - 1 month
|
|They think the Sun is like a spotlight that only shines on part of the
|Flat Earth at a time.... I shit you not.
|u/-TheycallmeThe - 1 month
|
|>They think No they don't
|u/Balding-Barber-8279 - 1 month
|
|But it's not to scale, of course.
|u/Can_I_be_dank_with_u - 1 month
|
|Haha you know it’s good when they take not even a full sentence to
|fuck up
|u/Willisator - 1 month
|
|The fact that he uploaded it is the saddest part.
|u/account_for_norm - 1 month
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|Maybe a livestream
|u/thisismypornaccountg - 1 month
|
|Nope. He uploaded the clip to his own YouTube channel. He doesn’t
|do live.
|u/account_for_norm - 1 month
|
|Thats... dumb. No wonder he believes earth is flat
|u/CrazyCalYa - 1 month
|
|Probably trying to get sympathy for how his "abusive" wife doesn't
|appreciate that his entire personality has been warped into a
|conspiracy theorist's for one of the dumbest possible delusions a
|person can hold. It's so incredibly sad that decades long marriages
|can be destroyed because your partner listened to a few podcasts and
|now thinks he's figured out something that centuries of scientists
|never did. He's so desperate to be part of a secret club of elites
|that he'd rather retreat into the flat earth community than maintain
|the relationships with his direct family. Either way, it's sad.
|u/gmishaolem - 1 month
|
|> He's so desperate to be part of a secret club of elites It's
|always this: Sometimes it's because people are smug and arrogant,
|and sometimes it's because people are lonely and drifting, but it
|all boils down to wanting to be part of something special. Not that
|I have sympathy: They could have just started playing D&D or
|something instead.
|u/48minus122 - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up, the solar system was stationary." No, no it wasn't.
|u/Large-Training-29 - 1 month
|
|It is if you make a 6th grader model of it lol.
|u/Over9000Bunnies - 1 month
|
|"Stop this bullshit"
|u/BarkingTurnip - 1 month
|
|Maybe the guy is 500 years old and did grow up learning that. Until
|that crazy Coprnicus came in with his zany heliocentric ideas.
|u/reasonably_insane - 1 month
|
|can we talk about what he said? When he was a kid they taught him that
|the solar system was stationary? When was he born? in the 1100s?
|u/dedido - 1 month
|
|"This is not to scale" Thanks for the clarification...
|u/Jackretto - 1 month
|
|"when I grew up, the solar system were stationary [sic.]. The sun was
|standing..." This mf grew up in the 1540s?
|u/FUTURE10S - 1 month
|
|If he seriously thinks the Earth is flat, then yeah, he's probably
|brain damaged enough to think both are true.
|u/Rare-Mission3337 - 1 month
|
|“Would you stop this bullshit” 🤣
|u/laukaus - 1 month
|
|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz1VQ--lmk0 Well, here is the video
|about their divorce, that is a big surprise!
|u/FILTHBOT4000 - 1 month
|
|Wow, that guy is extra nuts; parked across a high school and
|'scoping it out', first trying to figure out what the badging is on
|the white work trucks/vans, and then somehow claiming the clearly
|marked vehicles are... 'unmarked'... does he think 'unmarked' means
|'white paint job'? Further cements my belief that conspiracy
|theories are the main current outlet for a lot of mid-life crises.
|They can't go the old-fashioned route of buying a sports car,
|because social media is flooded with cars 10x out of their price
|range and it would impress precisely no-one, so they settle on this
|"I know the secret truth of the world that all the sheep don't!"
|The problem is there isn't really any way out for people like him.
|There is 0% chance that he can physically admit to being dumber than
|a 6th grader at his age with what he imagines is a pointless and
|failed life.
|u/Oalka - 1 month
|
|I love how she whispers "...idiot" as she walks by the camera. That was
|for us.
|u/frzx1 - 1 month
|
|Imagine marrying someone, or just falling in love with someone and
|then one day being blessed by the information that they are a flat
|earther. It's like wearing an underwear, but realizing later that its
|inside is lined with Piranha mouths.
|u/ghostface1693 - 1 month
|
|I was talking to a super attractive girl on bumble a few months ago.
|Her opening question was what's a conspiracy theory you believe? I
|said that's girls clothes never have pockets so they're forced to
|spend money on purses and handbags. I asked what hers was and she
|said that the moon landing was faked. I was like aww man that's a
|shame.
|u/LadyMay713 - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up, the solar system was stationary." No it wasn't. You
|were shown pictures. The fact that you extrapolated that nothing moved
|demonstrates a complete lack of imagination.
|u/ITolerateCats - 1 month
|
|“Good morning good afternoon and good evening, wherever you may be” How
|do you suppose it can be morning AND evening in two different places on
|the planet?
|u/Underlord_Fox - 1 month
|
|'Good Morning, Good Evening, Good Afternoon, where ever you are ...
|well, same day' Dude realizes he's using terms that support the
|existence of a globe and switches to 'well, same day.'
|u/Kruger_Smoothing - 1 month
|
|This is why all of these nuts film themselves ranting from their cars.
|Their families are done with the bullshit.
|u/Grannypanie - 1 month
|
|Years of frustration is evident in her response. Imagine her dealing
|with this nonsense when they are at gatherings. “Would you stop this
|bullshit” Doubt it.
|u/religionisanger - 1 month
|
|I think people get attracted to these communities ultimately because
|they’re lonely. There’s a very accepting community of people who believe
|this kind of nonsense, it’s a bit irrelevant what they’re saying though
|- the important part is members of this community all feel accepted and
|form this autonomy. Its quite sad really and probably deserves some
|research. They’d rather support things they know to be false than lose
|the bonds they’ve made. There’s been some **really** interesting
|replies to this post, loads of ideas and additions to what I’ve said.
|Thanks for the replies, amazing reading!
|u/greatunknownpub - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up, the solar system was stationary" No, dipshit, you just
|didn't pay attention in school.
|u/Ok_Zucchini_6347 - 1 month
|
|I found it really ironic when he said “good morning, good afternoon,
|good evening…” why do you think people around the globe experience night
|and day at the same way, dude?
|u/OttoSilver - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be." and
|pauses as he realises you get those different times because of the
|sphere.
|u/Nerwesta - 1 month
|
|Peak irony, the guy started his rumbling by saying " good morning, good
|evening, good aftertoon wherever you may be ". Surely he is into
|something here.
|u/Bjorn_from_midgard - 1 month
|
|Dude should probably listen to his wife on this one. And be lucky he
|has one.
|u/mypantsareonmyhead - 1 month
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|You could hear the "I am fucking SICK of this shit" dripping in her
|voice. I've seldom seen a dude look *such* a total loser.
|u/Kale_Brecht - 1 month
|
|“Would you stop this bullshit? Christ. Idiot.” Fuckin’ lol!
|u/LOB12 - 1 month
|
|I may be missing something here, but usually you would delete that take
|and do another. But instead, you put it out there???
|u/Petefriend86 - 1 month
|
|I want to say you should support your spouse no matter what... but I
|just can't help but be on her side for this.
|u/Thomk065 - 1 month
|
|I know that must suck from your spouse, but he’s probably obsessed and
|won’t let up. She’s over it.
|u/Sebashtin - 1 month
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|She flat out denied him.
|u/StillSikwitit - 1 month
|
|She is tired of his bullshit and nonsense talk.
|u/JBHUTT09 - 1 month
|
|Dan Olson's [In Search of a Flat Earth](https://youtu.be/JTfhYyTuT44)
|is, imo, critical watching for anyone who wishes to understand flat
|earthers. To whet your appetite, one of the conclusions he reaches is
|that the shape of the earth is one of the least important elements of
|the "flat earth" movement/belief system.
|u/Ok_Supermarket_729 - 1 month
|
|honest question, how do flat earthers account for time zones? if the
|earth was flat the sun would go up/down at the same time for everyone.
|u/durn1969 - 1 month
|
|If he finds a pumpkin that is actually to scale, I will listen to what
|he has to say.
|u/buddymoobs - 1 month
|
|It's funny that he first acknowledged that the time may be different in
|different parts of the world, but remembered that's what would happen on
|a spherical planet, not a flat Earth. So then he changed it to same
|day/same time. Lulz
|u/Blakelock82 - 1 month
|
|I can't imagine being married to someone for yeas only to find out they
|think the earth is flat. That's stupidity on a level I can't endure.
|u/Bibew_Boogans - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up the solar system was stationary." Like motherfucker
|when were you born?? There's research as early as the 1700's that show
|signs of our solar system moving.
|u/Fool_Apprentice - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be." And
|how do you suppose that works?
|u/MoneyMik3y - 1 month
|
|Guess we know who holds the gravitational pull in the house.
|u/King-James-3 - 1 month
|
|The disgust in her voice is palpable. Divorce incoming.
|u/iDelta_99 - 1 month
|
|Clip is many years old. This is CC, Chris from New York, Weschester
|County. This isn't even his most embarrassing clip, he did a
|livestream on their balcony talking about how the moon isn't real and
|his wife kept coming back saying hes not allowed to and what an
|embarrassment he is lol. Now he just films out of his van so things
|are all good again.
|u/Mojojojo3030 - 1 month
|
|"so things are all good again" 😂 artfully phrased
|u/novyah - 1 month
|
|If you have to clarify that a small pumpkin is not to scale and then you
|start talking about the solar system, I think that's all I need to
|hear...
|u/bananabastard - 1 month
|
|"Would you stop this bullshit... Christ... Idiot". We all concur.
|u/congradulations - 1 month
|
|Contradicts himself IN THE GREETING
|u/Sirdan3k - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up the solar system was stationary." -Guy who didn't
|understand what he was being taught about the solar system.
|u/Used_Intention6479 - 1 month
|
|Just as he was introducing us to his fantasy of reality, reality stepped
|in.
|u/vinayd - 1 month
|
|I have a hard time believing people like this are real.
|u/LazarusOwenhart - 1 month
|
|This guy (CC, Chris from New York, Westchester County, which I assume is
|his full name as he introduces himself in every video that way XD) is
|pretty famous in the 'pointing and laughing at flat earthers' community
|and this video is a well known meme. He now does all his videos from the
|front seat of his car as his wife has made it abundantly clear on
|numerous occasions that she's fed up with his bullshit.
|u/nemonic187 - 1 month
|
|Wait… did he literally disprove himself right off the bat by saying good
|morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be…well same
|day?
|u/thelittleking - 1 month
|
|People in here feeling bad for *him*? Imagine being trapped in a
|marriage with some dipshit who thinks the world is fucking flat, and
|while you're trying to take care of your kids and/or household he's
|standing in the middle of your fucking kitchen recording some brainrot
|conspiracy theory dipshittery. I'd be pissed too.
|u/Taxmantbh - 1 month
|
|The worst part is not just that he’s a flat earther, but he clearly
|can’t shut up about it. How exhausting it must be to spend your days
|with someone obsessed with this nonsense.
|u/xDropK1ckx - 1 month
|
|Dude home boy had allll morning and now she’s tired cold and hungry lol
|u/OlderDutchman - 1 month
|
|I'm so happy he informed us that the pumpkin wasn't to scale. Got me
|worried for a bit there.
|u/HVACMRAD - 1 month
|
|This will be played in the divorce hearing
|u/Scoobyhitsharder - 1 month
|
|A friend of mine believes the earth is flat. He’s actually in to many
|conspiracy theories. When I asked him why all the governments are trying
|to convince us the earth is round he replied that it was about control.
|My response was control over what? No answer back, and that’s where the
|problem lies, they keep thinking everything is about control and stay
|stuck in that mindset.
|u/juan_cena99 - 1 month
|
|To be honest I think these Flat Earthers deep in their heart know the
|Earth is round, but they need something to fill the void in their life
|and occupy their interest.
|u/No_Fox9998 - 1 month
|
|Stop this BS..lmao.
|u/YugeGyna - 1 month
|
|At no point during him “growing up” was the solar system stationary.
|Aside from the fact that he’s a flat earther, what a stupid thing to
|say, let alone lead with
|u/ArbiterTwoSwords - 1 month
|
|I mean she’s not wrong
|u/duvetdave - 1 month
|
|Didn’t the whole flat earther movement start as a joke and then people
|started actually believing the movement? Lol
|u/_IratePirate_ - 1 month
|
|Yes. Same with birds aren’t real 😐 Fuckin nerds always ruining shit
|u/NAS2811 - 1 month
|
|She probably thought he was quirky and adorable....then after 20 years
|was like "could you just please shut the fuck up about this shit".
|u/J_blanke - 1 month
|
|That’s the sound of a woman who has told her husband a thousand times
|not to talk about flat earth when they socialize with people. “Idiot…” 🤣
|u/KaleidoscopeIcy1361 - 1 month
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|This is not to scale …of course 🙄
|u/ICUP1985 - 1 month
|
|Hahahaha, she is SOOOO over his bs!
|u/DodoVmonsters - 1 month
|
|When he says the pumpkin is not to scale, what is he talking about? The
|Sun's stem?
|u/Benana - 1 month
|
|As a bald man, I think it’s a travesty that idiots like this guy get to
|have a full head of hair.
|u/DancinWithWolves - 1 month
|
|WHO RELEASES THESE FAILED TAKE VIDEOS?! Like, why would you??
|u/Zebrakiller - 1 month
|
|Probably sent to a friend “omg look what Sheila did while I was
|filming” friend thought it was hilarious and sent to another friend
|and eventually someone uploads it to internet.
|u/Endure23 - 1 month
|
|It was the best take
|u/Both_Lychee_1708 - 1 month
|
|In some way I kind of feel sorry for him as he asks for a minute and she
|just gives him no respect. On the other hand, she's the poor wife of a
|man who goes out of his way to shout to the world the he's a moron which
|means that she married a moron.
|u/Historical-Tough6455 - 1 month
|
|Moron started off acknowledging time zones then walked it back. How
|do you start a flat earth lecture by bringing up the easiest proof that
|the world is round? It's not 1950 anymore. We can easily talk to
|people on the other side of the planet, Is it sunrise where you are?
|No? It's dark? Omg
|u/terminalchef - 1 month
|
|Wife had enough of his bullshit.
|u/MisterComa - 1 month
|
|This gives me hope. Maybe stupidity is not quite as contagious as I once
|believed. She appears to live in the face of it daily.
|u/user4739195 - 1 month
|
|"that's a good take. I will upload this."
|u/ragepaw - 1 month
|
|He's lucky. If my wife told me she believed the Earth is flat, I would
|tell her we had a good run but I refuse to be married to an idiot.
|u/Scholar_Of_Fallacy - 1 month
|
|How did he still post this?
|u/datamatr1x - 1 month
|
|Flat brain shit.
|u/Grandmaofhurt - 1 month
|
|CC, Chris. From Westchester coouuunty. This guy's channel is a look
|into ignorance and arrogance. Understands nothing, doesn't even have the
|foundation to begin to understand the things he believes are false and
|has been saying the truth will be unveiled any day now for almost 10
|years. It's as interesting as it is sad and frustrating.
|u/Netflxnschill - 1 month
|
|“Would you stop with that shit” is all of us. hearing this nonsense and
|thinking this makes no sense, he needs to stop this.
|u/IdeasRealizer - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, Good evening, Good afternoon wherever you maybe", says
|the flat earther.
|u/wolfdancer - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up I didn't pay attention in class and now I'm making that
|my wife's problem."
|u/SnooPeripherals6557 - 1 month
|
|I cackled when his wife told him to quit the bullshit thank you lady,
|it’s hard trying to keep our crazy loved ones on the straight and
|narrow, the alternative reality is a hellofadrug.
|u/jmrogers31 - 1 month
|
|When I was a kid, the solar system was stationary. No, it wasn't. The
|planets always moved and revolved around the sun. These people are
|insufferable. I don't blame the wife.
|u/oncemoor - 1 month
|
|“The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I
|have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than
|in the church” - Ferdinand Magellan
|u/Intelligent-Yam-4163 - 1 month
|
|Someone married him?!
|u/Sea_Huckleberry7849 - 1 month
|
|Welcome to "I'm divorcing you as soon as the kids move out and never
|call you" Ville.
|u/Skoda_Enjoyer14 - 1 month
|
|When i was growimg up, the solar system was stationary. No, the fuck
|it wasnt.
|u/ODB11B - 1 month
|
|No wonder the wife is pissed. Imagine being at some social event. All
|your friends and neighbors are there and your husband opens his mouth
|with this crap. It would be beyond embarrassing.
|u/GrimmsGrinningGhost - 1 month
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|But the pumpkin is not to scale, so...
|u/Bane_of_Ruby - 1 month
|
|Why tf did he post this lmfao Or was it a stream?
|u/shiverm3ginger - 1 month
|
|I’m always curious how these things wind up on the internet. Did he post
|this? Was it found? Etc
|u/C1K3 - 1 month
|
|Ohhhh yeah, I’m familiar with CC.  He’s a reliable punching bag for some
|of my favorite YouTubers.
|u/Significant_Fig_436 - 1 month
|
|There's another video of him where it looks like he's downsized to a one
|bed apartment. I think she had enough of his BS
|u/Birdinhandandbush - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up the universe was stationary", when did you grow up bro,
|1600?
|u/Legitimate-Drag1836 - 1 month
|
|When he grew up, the solar system was NOT stationery. He just was an
|idiot who didn’t pay attention in school.
|u/PupDiogenes - 1 month
|
|>When I was in school, the Sun was stationary. Let me see your science
|grades.
|u/kamarsh79 - 1 month
|
|This is how I picture the wife of a flat earther. 🤣
|u/SerenNyx - 1 month
|
|Why would you upload your L like this?
|u/brasquatch - 1 month
|
|So it’s morning, afternoon, evening on different areas of earth
|because…Earth is rotating…because it’s a sphere?
|u/xMr_BoT - 1 month
|
|How dare she not respect his shared kitchen/recording studio time 😆 Th
|is is how I would be if my significant other decided to go full fringe
|theorist 😆
|u/Separate_Swordfish19 - 1 month
|
|You can hear the marriage regret in her voice. She’s done with this
|idiot.
|u/BicycleOfLife - 1 month
|
|In the documentary on Netflix flat earthers were saying that they would
|have all their family and friends leave them because of how stupid they
|were being(not exactly described like that) if my spouse was obsessed
|with the earth being flat and every day they reminded me of how stupid
|they are and how flawed their logic is, I think I would eventually just
|give up on them.
|u/Arkhangelzk - 1 month
|
|“When I was a kid…” I swear, a lot of people just don’t understand the
|concept that you can…learn things. You can learn more things over time.
|You were just wrong when you were a kid. That’s OK. But you can be right
|now.
|u/cmclav - 1 month
|
|Sometimes you need a good woman in your life to call you out on your
|shit. "why the fuk are you building a spice rack?! We already have one!"
|or "why are you still playing video games at 3am?! You have to get up
|for work in 4 hours!"
|u/IamNebo - 1 month
|
|“Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be” would
|only be true on a round earth…
|u/WickerParkDS - 1 month
|
|“This is not to scale”, picking up a small pumpkin as reference to the
|sun.
|u/haz__man - 1 month
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|Was this live? Or he still uploaded the video
|u/McXhicken - 1 month
|
|First words out of his mouth acknowledges that the earth is a
|sphere.......
|u/GMamaS - 1 month
|
|Why would he post this if it’s real?
|u/Total-Development-47 - 1 month
|
|Could have been live
|u/ThundrWolf - 1 month
|
|This guy has been making flat earth videos for years and years so it’s
|not fake, flat earthers are just that pathetic
|u/Zastai - 1 month
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|There’s a reason why most of his videos are him alone in his car :)
|u/ApplesBananasRhinoc - 1 month
|
|“When I was a kid, the sun never moved!”
|u/Magnetic-Magma - 1 month
|
|But why on flat earth would you publish this somewhere?
|u/Some_ferns - 1 month
|
|Flat earth is simply code for mid-life crisis.
|u/notAbrightStar - 1 month
|
|Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, where ever you may be...
|u/0v3reasy - 1 month
|
|He said that, then something like "same time on the same day". Makes
|me wonder how flat earthers explain time zones. ...for some reason
|when i was typing that, moon phases popped into me head. So now i
|wonder how flat earthers explain both time zones and the phases of the
|moon.
|u/surgartits - 1 month
|
|Why would anyone publish this video? Dude got neutered in 30 seconds.
|u/Project__5 - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, afternoon, or good evening wherever you are" Yah, hmm,
|I wonder why the time is different depending on where someone is
|watching from....
|u/IllustratorAbject585 - 1 month
|
|First off if you learned the solar system was stationary you weren’t
|paying attention, we are wizzing through space. Second, OBVIOUSLY that’s
|not to scale, dolt.
|u/whoifnotme1969 - 1 month
|
|She's had enough of his bs
|u/HistoricalString2350 - 1 month
|
|Imagine being married for 20 years just for your husband to turn out to
|be a flat earther 😂 Im sure she’s questioning her entire life at this
|point.
|u/mirata9 - 1 month
|
|‘Good morning, good evening, good afternoon wherever you may be’? Why do
|you think that is?
|u/Je_pedo - 1 month
|
|Lol she's so sick of his shit
|u/Subtlerevisions - 1 month
|
|Good morning, good afternoon, good evening…… just think about that for a
|second.
|u/MasterOutlaw - 1 month
|
|I will never grow tired of watching CC’s wife absolutely eviscerate him.
|This has been floating around for a minute, lads, and for better or
|worse it is *not* staged. This is why if you check his other videos, he
|films them outside or in his car 🤣
|u/LonelyOctopus24 - 1 month
|
|“Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be” - so
|he does recognise time zones, then. How does he think that works,
|exactly? 🤦‍♀️
|u/killertortilla - 1 month
|
|And he still uploaded it?
|u/jolle75 - 1 month
|
|There’s a reason why most of those right wing conspiracy nut jobs make
|their “my take on this” videos from their car 😂
|u/Curly-Pat - 1 month
|
|That is a woman on her last nerve. Lol
|u/datbarricade - 1 month
|
|He isn't allowed to make videos in the kitchen anymore lol. Chris is one
|of the flerfs that are so far gone I doubt there is any argument to get
|them back to a somewhat decent point of argumentation and logic. This
|dude has eaten up every stupid idea that got presented and mixed it all
|up into the mindset that nothing he sees is actually real anymore, he
|can't trust anyone and every single observation is a projection or
|fucked with in some other way. It's kinda sad to see someone go down in
|confusion and mistrust.
|u/TheMegatrizzle - 1 month
|
|I don’t know or care about flat earth, but what I do know is that
|“flerf” is one of the best words I’ve ever read
|u/baconduck - 1 month
|
|"when i was young I didn't understand that a simplified model for
|children was simplified" is what he is saying
|u/SellQuick - 1 month
|
|When did he grow up with a stationary solar system?
|u/snayp80 - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, good afternoon, good evening" Classic opening line for a
|flat earther.
|u/brianpricciardi - 1 month
|
|For anyone thinking this is staged, this is CC, Chris from New York,
|Westchester County (that's how he starts all of his videos). Dude is
|batshit insane (obviously), and extremely active in the flat earth
|community, which, unfortunately, exists. A lot of flat earthers come
|across as grifters looking for attention, but this guy clearly believes
|every word he's saying. It would be sad if it wasn't so scary.
|[Here's](https://youtu.be/Vz1VQ--lmk0) a good video showing how nuts he
|is
|u/FastKnowledge_ - 1 month
|
|Flat erthers gather all around the globe
|u/dylannsmitth - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up the solar system was stationary" Meaning; "As a child
|I was shown the simplified model of what's happening as a mode of entry
|to going on to learn and understand how this actually works. But I'm a
|flat-earther now because when things started getting too complicated for
|me, rather than putting in the effort of trying to learn and understand,
|I instead chose to disregard 'science' and went back to the teachings
|from before the mass populace could read, write, or measure such
|things."
|u/siandresi - 1 month
|
|Omg I've seen this dude on youtube, he is a whackjob. Hes always filming
|in his van or in a parking lot or some random place,i told my gf the
|other day "i bet his family hates that he does this shit" lol
|u/tiguerasso - 1 month
|
|Ever since this I think he has been doing these videos from his car
|u/doingthehumptydance - 1 month
|
|“But honey I’m exposing a huge government cover-up!” “Shut the fuck up
|and take out the garbage you freak.”
|u/Ancient_Rex420 - 1 month
|
|Earth is definitely about as flat as some of these people’s brains are.
|u/smedr001 - 1 month
|
|The fact that he didn't delete this video is wild
|u/brad-the-impaler - 1 month
|
|I truly believe that flat earthers are people that want to feel superior
|over others. They latch onto this farce, so they can suddenly feel like
|they are better than all the "sheep" that are being lied to by the
|largest conspiracy in all of human history.
|u/nick_tamura - 1 month
|
|“Good morning, good evening, good afternoon” says the Flat-Earther 🤡
|u/Texish06 - 1 month
|
|Wow you could really see him crumble, lol.
|u/Jokerchyld - 1 month
|
|I sitting here thinking.... How FUCKING stupid do you have to be to
|actually believe the earth is flat? It's like massive reality
|distortion. When I was in Atlanta visiting family we all went out to
|eat, and my younger cousin brought a date and this woman looked me right
|in my face and said "space" didn't exist. Besides choking on my drink I
|was like WTF is going on? Like really? It's just sad
|u/ashleycawley - 1 month
|
|I feel thankful he explained that wasn’t to scale, otherwise it would
|have jepodized my fundamental beliefs.
|u/mmccxi - 1 month
|
|When I grew up, the sun was a cantaloupe.
|u/Beatless7 - 1 month
|
|The solar system was NOT considered stationary. Your wife is a saint for
|putting up with your shit the amount she does.
|u/Scoopofnoodle - 1 month
|
|He's right the sun just started moving for no reason about 65 years ago
|when he became a teenager and got Ds in science.
|u/Hulk_Hoegun - 1 month
|
|This is why he does all his videos in his car now.
|u/EvilCODM - 1 month
|
|I mean her husband is a middle aged flat earther trying to prove his
|theory with a pumpkin on low res video
|u/OkYak1822 - 1 month
|
|Sane society needs to do what his wife does to conspiracy jackasses. .
|Tell them to stop with the bullshit.
|u/ApperentIntelligence - 1 month
|
|Even his Wife is tired of his insane fucking bullshit!
|u/bojangles2567 - 1 month
|
|Bro forgot he didn’t believe in time zones
|u/zerostar83 - 1 month
|
|He was just about to explain how his wife's time revolves around his
|activities, but she flattened that assumption quickly.
|u/SubduedBlonde - 1 month
|
|Hey, he had all morning.
|u/Lustylurk333 - 1 month
|
|The reason this is from the waist up is because she’s wearing the pants
|u/AvisOfWriting44 - 1 month
|
|Bro couldn’t even overcome the wife before trying to overcome logic…
|Lmfao
|u/DC1pher - 1 month
|
|That's hilarious. She's like NO you're too fuckin stupid to be allowed
|5 mins.
|u/leaf_as_parachute - 1 month
|
|I got me genuinely sad tho
|u/stacker55 - 1 month
|
|"good morning, good evening, good afternoon. where ever you may be" he
|opens his video with a greeting that references time zones. then
|proceeds to preach flat earth. how in the fuck
|u/RedPlayingCard - 1 month
|
|I almost felt empathy for the flat earth guy lol
|u/soupeducrayon - 1 month
|
|Wait a sec… ”good morning, good evening, good afternoon…” …But I
|thought he believes the Earth is flat?!?! That is seriously fuckin
|stupid
|u/Kar0ss - 1 month
|
|Why would he still upload this?
|u/Erilis000 - 1 month
|
|Mf unironically said " This is not to scale of course"
|u/Incognito_Wombat - 1 month
|
|the part where she goes “idiot” with disdain, that part made me feel
|good
|u/Mustard-cutt-r - 1 month
|
|He’s 100 arrogant and she’s sick of his shit
|u/NotBatman81 - 1 month
|
|I liked the world better when idiots didn't have such a large platform
|and misplaced confidence in their intellectual prowess.
|u/_dontseeme - 1 month
|
|“When I grew up, I failed to understand science. As I grow older, I fail
|to understand that scientists continue to make discoveries that may
|conflict with what I was taught in 1974”
|u/jamo20 - 1 month
|
|Dudes wife is so over this shit lmao
|u/happyLarr - 1 month
|
|‘When I grew up the solar system was stationary’ is all we need to know
|dude, we get it lol. Also, I thought I was getting Beato’d there for a
|second.
|u/DNAkauai - 1 month
|
|Are these where all the fucking rejects end up?? Obviously he skipped
|physics class and now he’s posting on social media this shit doesn’t
|make sense .. but social media allows him to spit his stupidity to other
|rejects that will probably believe his stupid bullshit.. just saying🤷🏽..
|so the Earth is like a big cracker just floating in space.. that makes a
|lot of sense🤪
|u/AlphaSoy404 - 1 month
|
|My ex is a flat earther, she was my world <3 She didn't like that
|compliment.
|u/vibrantcrab - 1 month
|
|When you grew up in the 70s(ish?) everyone knew that the Earth wasn’t
|stationary. Your point died before your wife came in lol.
|u/sergiofdionisio - 1 month
|
|Problem is that women keep having children with men like this.
|u/ParasiteMD - 1 month
|
|I love how he’s either in on the joke or too stupid to know, but the
|whole problem of flat earth is revealed with his very first statement
|“good morning or good afternoon or good evening, wherever you are”
|(pauses to process the incompatibility of his prior statement with what
|he’s about to say, then says) “whatever, same day, whatever time zone
|you’re in” hahahaha
|u/ThatWindWalkerGuy - 1 month
|
|Well one thing is for sure, the world most definitely does not revolve
|around him 😂
|u/Mr5I5t3RFI5T3R - 1 month
|
|The I married a moron attitude.
|u/Too_Gay_To_Drive - 1 month
|
|This guy makes most of his videos in his car lol.
|u/brooksram - 1 month
|
|Now we know why.
|u/complicated_meatsack - 1 month
|
|Why is he recording in the kitchen.. Doesn't he have a foil lined
|conspiracy cave?
|u/22NoohNooh - 1 month
|
|“Good morning, good evening, good afternoon” Bro changed his tune when
|he realised he was contradicting himself 😭
|u/Eyeous - 1 month
|
|I love how he clarifies that what he’s about to talk about is not to
|scale.
|u/Responsible_Spray925 - 1 month
|
|When I went to school, there wasn’t 3-D 😂
|u/Gonun - 1 month
|
|I saw a few videos of this idiot. He made them in his car. I wonder why.
|u/PeterDuttonsButtWipe - 1 month
|
|I don’t know how I’d cope being married to a guy like this. I think I’d
|divorce him if he was that absurd
|u/Beautiful-Set-8805 - 1 month
|
|She's just tired of it. You can hear it in her voice.
|u/Urbanviking1 - 1 month
|
|You can tell in her voice she is sick of his shit about flat earth.
|u/Iwstamp - 1 month
|
|I think there might be a mental issue with people that believe in such
|theories with a mountain of proof to the contrary. I don't think they
|are stupid, per se', there is something wrong with their need to
|perceive a different reality. I find it fascinating. If I was in a
|relationship with someone who all the sudden adopted such positions, it
|would be cause to leave. There's no coming back for these people. It
|would be a life of perpetual eye rolls.
|u/LagoonReflection - 1 month
|
|"Would you stop this bullshit?" He's tested her limits for far too
|long... Gives you an even deeper look at his intelligence, when he
|even believes the Solar System was 'stationary' lol
|u/jjStubbs - 1 month
|
|God that's an unhappy marriage.
|u/CripzyChiken - 1 month
|
|"Not to scale obviously" because if I tried to scale stuff the right
|way, the absolutely massive size of the earth - represented by this
|pumpkin - would require me to use individual atoms to make my point
|rather than tall things. Since, you know, size matters. Of all the dumb
|ass conspiracies, I still don't get how people can believe flat earth.
|u/Professional-Cup-154 - 1 month
|
|This pumpkin is not to scale lol. Right off the bat you can tell this
|guy is a genius.
|u/bennypapa - 1 month
|
|How did we get to see this video? Who released it into the wilds?
|u/Evening-Advance-7832 - 1 month
|
|The most common shape in the universe is the sphere. It's the shape of
|the stars as well as the planets. I don't know what flat earthers
|problem is.
|u/Mortarion407 - 1 month
|
|Interesting that this guy grew up before Copernicus...
|u/MalibuKen90265 - 1 month
|
|This is what happens when a flat earther marries a globe earther.
|“Idiot!” … Hilarious. Props to him for posting it though. Everyone else
|only posts glam shots and videos trying to make their normal lives look
|like the Kardashians.
|u/SubterrelProspector - 1 month
|
|CC has gone off the deep end even more since he can't record around his
|wife. He films in his van primarily and is now ranting about how
|everyone has their own "personal Sun" and "personal Moon". The dude is
|mentally ill.
|u/L3m0n0p0ly - 1 month
|
|I honestly feel bad for his wife. You can hear how done she is, she
|sounds bitter and somewhat resentful. When she enters the camera and
|walks offscreen you can see the way he followed her with his gaze, he
|does love her, but he's so far gone in this cockamime bullshit he's
|caused the person he loves the most to become an unpleasent being too
|be around. Tldr: smack ol boy with a frying pan before wife
|divorces him.
|u/QuantumLeapLife - 1 month
|
|“Idiot”…direct quote from the wife.
|u/Booze-And - 1 month
|
|Unless he’s 300 years old he was NOT taught that the solar system was
|stationary. William Herschel first demonstrated solar motion in 1783.
|u/UnderstandingBusy278 - 1 month
|
|how do videos like this make it online? I don't understand how this
|would get into the internet in the first place.
|u/driftwood93 - 1 month
|
|It’s a cut from a live stream
|u/saieddie17 - 1 month
|
|Why would you post a failed video like this?
|u/Kyiakhalid - 1 month
|
|I love that he posted it anyway.
|u/LittleBirdsGlow - 1 month
|
|“Would you stop with the bullshit”
|u/TheQuadBlazer - 1 month
|
|"This is not to scale." Thanks bruh
|u/BobaddyBobaddy - 1 month
|
|“Yeah, let’s upload this.”
|u/rnewscates73 - 1 month
|
|How was the solar system stationary when he was growing up? Even ancient
|peoples have been watching, and recording and predicting, the movement
|of the “wandering stars”, and looking at them through telescopes since
|Galileo in 1609, seeing planets as revolving spheres, and orbiting moons
|like Jupiter and Saturn. I don’t think the solar system was stationary
|and then started motion in 1985 or whatever.
|u/FrailejonNeblina - 1 month
|
|I feel for that woman, dealing with that is not an easy task...
|u/Rickhonda125 - 1 month
|
|How the fuck can there be morning evening and afternoon if the earth is
|flat…Dumbfuck??
|u/julesthemighty - 1 month
|
|I make fun of flat earthers. But this guy is just pitiful - not for
|being a flat earther but leaving his wife cold to record his crap. It's
|like folks feel so irrelevant that they bet on the wildest dumbest
|things just for the tiniest chance to get credit if they're proven right
|and receive the tiniest sliver of recognition. It's not like methods
|of proving the earth is relatively spherical are secret and expensive to
|reproduce. With a buddy or two you can conduct multiple experiments for
|free. There are stacks of books written about earth geology. You can
|look through telescopes at other planetary bodies and see they're round
|as well. It's this special combo of being pitiful and lazy that make
|the loudest conspiracy theorists so annoying. Conspiracy theories are
|fun. I love pondering them. But at the very least admit to yourself the
|real odds of a conspiracy being true and if you want to pursue it
|farther do the work and be honest.
|u/Scouts_Revenge - 1 month
|
|Good thing he warned us that it wasn’t to scale.
|u/CrunchyGremlin - 1 month
|
|He's not that old where did they teach a stationary solar system?
|u/Hyperocean - 1 month
|
|That’s the voice of someone sick of being asked “What the fuck’s wrong
|with him..?”
|u/Masterofnaan181 - 1 month
|
|You mean to tell me he doesn't have a private laboratory where he does
|all his groundbreaking research?!?!? Wild
|u/montex66 - 1 month
|
|A flat earther could dial their own phone and call people all around the
|world and ask them live if it was day or night outside. But they won't
|do that because it easily disproves their claim the earth is flat.
|u/Tattoodude420365 - 1 month
|
|But like, he still posted this lol
|u/EconomyFearless - 1 month
|
|I always wondered why CC would uploads this ?
|u/kykweer - 1 month
|
|Imagine how many of these videos don't even get uploaded.
|u/Steph-Kai - 1 month
|
|Is this why he started filming his bs in his car? 🤣
|u/Rumtintin - 1 month
|
|Glad he cleared up that it wasn't to scale, I was confused there for a
|minute
|u/PizzaYESSSSS - 1 month
|
|Insanity for public consumption. His wife obviously despises him.
|u/Steelemedia - 1 month
|
|He released that recording? WOW
|u/Random_duderino - 1 month
|
|I mean, it's the most viewed video by far on his channel, so maybe
|it's a genius move
|u/Junior-ME14 - 1 month
|
|Is he still married? His wife sounded like she's had enough.
|u/punch912 - 1 month
|
|I like when they say there are flat earthers all around the world. We
|need more people and less people like this guys wife. More because if
|it's too late for them to realise they married a moron at least she can
|keep him in check. Reason why I say less is because she still married
|and possibly had kids with him so the chance of more morons being born
|into this world.
|u/lukehardy - 1 month
|
|His wife gave him the amount of respect he deserves.
|u/ImaginaryTale471 - 1 month
|
|wife knows the earth is round but lost patience explaning it to this
|flat bread
|u/StupendousMalice - 1 month
|
|Ha. Dude opens his flat earth Livestream with "good morning, good
|afternoon, or good evening, wherever you are".
|u/True-Ad-606 - 1 month
|
|Seems like a happy marriage to me. I'm sure this is just an off morning
|and he doesn't do this all the time to the point of driving people he
|cares about away from him.
|u/iluvios - 1 month
|
|People who do this are not in for the fun. They want validation. Flat
|earth and other conspiracy people are very sad people that suffer a
|lot. They just use the behavior as an escape, which turns into a
|vicious cycle. If you know someone who is getting into that stuff the
|best way to help them is just going out with them to do different
|stuff.
|u/cat-daddy777 - 1 month
|
|Even she calls it stupid shit lol
|u/Klutzy_Address181 - 1 month
|
|That was gold LOL wife probably deals with it all the time
|u/Historical_Sherbet54 - 1 month
|
|Lost me at when I grew up If ya haven't learned yet...you certainly
|haven't grown
|u/BeardedVirgin23 - 1 month
|
|Good wife. Everyone needs someone in their life to tell them bluntly
|they are being stupid when they are.
|u/abhig535 - 1 month
|
|So much second hand embarrassment that it makes me wanna drive off the
|edge of the Earth
|u/Odd_Newspaper_3589 - 1 month
|
|This is amazing.
|u/Absenteeist - 1 month
|
|I feel like social media has broken our collective brain because, in
|part, we're hardwired to take into account what we can see and know
|about somebody when we consider the validity of what they're saying, and
|so every anonymous post on the Internet *feels* as authoritative as any
|other, in part because those cues are removed. I feel like if we saw
|just a little bit of the people posting most things, a lot of the
|stupidest stuff would be from a guy like this with an exasperated wife
|and a lot of conspiracy theories wouldn't take hold as strongly as a
|result.
|u/Naps_on_Tap - 1 month
|
|"This isn't to scale." Thanks for clarifying.
|u/magapower - 1 month
|
|the thing I don't understand most.... is why does someone even upload a
|video like this?
|u/Box_Thirteen13 - 1 month
|
|He's had "all morning" to do this. I wonder what take he was on?
|u/DG_Now - 1 month
|
|He wanted to post the video because his hair looks great. And frankly,
|I don't blame him.
|u/R6Gamer - 1 month
|
|I always tell FEs that I agree with them. The Earth is flat... All
|around
|u/Nintotally - 1 month
|
|Why did he upload this lol
|u/Bored_dane - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up, the solar system was stationary" Huh? did he grow up
|in the 1500's?
|u/alex_zk - 1 month
|
|Oh CC… he mostly makes videos in his car. Now you know why.
|u/dr_leo_marvin - 1 month
|
|Why would he post this anyway?
|u/Shadow-Vision - 1 month
|
|Good morning, good evening, wherever you are? Sir if the earth is flat
|then we should all be in daylight at the same time
|u/Saint_Strega - 1 month
|
|This is why he films in his car now.
|u/mitchMurdra - 1 month
|
|Hello fellow sort by newers (why the fuck is it sorted this way)
|u/maguirenumber6 - 1 month
|
|I watch someone on YouTube who often debunks flat earth nonsense, and
|this guy always pops up. His wife must be so sick of his constant grift.
|Surprised she's still with him to be honest.
|u/DirtPuzzleheaded2797 - 1 month
|
|Did he just start a video about arguing the earth is flat with “good
|morning, good evening, good afternoon. Wherever you may be”?
|u/CrispySith - 1 month
|
|I am still not convinced flat-earthers are real. It's all just trolling.
|This video for example. Man recording himself in his own kitchen. Wife
|ruins whatever video he is supposedly making and calls him an idiot. Why
|the hell would he post this? Because it is staged.
|u/Downtown_Confection9 - 1 month
|
|Sounds like he's aboit one flat Earth away from a divorce! 🤣
|u/Nervouspotatoes - 1 month
|
|This is so fucking funny when you’ve seen al his other bullshit. He
|talks with such confidence about things he obviously doesn’t understand
|at all. To watch him get smacked down like a little kid by his wife is
|honestly hilarious.
|u/NapierNoyes - 1 month
|
|Her: ‘I can’t believe I let his guy put a baby in me.’
|u/aussie_nub - 1 month
|
|What I don't understand about all of this is... why in the world did he
|upload it?
|u/Bodach42 - 1 month
|
|Couldn't you just have a normal midlife crisis?
|u/StevelKnievel66 - 1 month
|
|That'll be why this guy normally does his flat earth videos from inside
|his van, I've seen him on YouTube 🤣
|u/ExcitingStress8663 - 1 month
|
|His wife is tired of his shit.
|u/squishyliquid - 1 month
|
|The disdain in her voice…
|u/Confident-alien-7291 - 1 month
|
|I’m glad he clarified it wasn’t to scale
|u/Vinegarinmyeye - 1 month
|
|Chris here... CC... Lol. Dude makes the majority of his videos in his
|car, presumably so is wife won't tell him to shut the fuck up. Can't
|imagine what on earth possessed him to actually post this up, I'm sure
|I've seen another video he posted where his wife just walks past and
|tells him to shut up. Suffice to say,, he is not the brightest bulb.
|u/vapecalibur - 1 month
|
|"This is not to scale".... Thanks bro. Appreciate the clarification.
|u/tostra187 - 1 month
|
|Clearly she is fed up with that shit 💀
|u/Necrodiac - 1 month
|
|If the earth is so flat then why are my feet arched?
|u/Business-Shoulder-42 - 1 month
|
|The sitcom we all want
|u/zeroducksfrigate - 1 month
|
|Can we just put a bunch of flat earthers into space so they can all see
|with their dumb eyes?
|u/waffles-n-gravy - 1 month
|
|I work with a conspiracy theorist and listening to his half of phone
|conversations you kinda sense that his family is tired of his bullshit
|too. It’s mental illness is what it is
|u/RecordingGreen7750 - 1 month
|
|Flat earther, yet accepts the fact that time is real…. Interesting 🤨
|u/_ChipWhitley_ - 1 month
|
|Lol the solar system has never been stationary.
|u/attaboy_stampy - 1 month
|
|Oldie but a goodie. This explains why CC, Chris from New York,
|Westchester County always does his videos in his car now.
|u/KittensNCheeze4Life - 1 month
|
|You can feel her contempt for him. lol
|u/Plumb789 - 1 month
|
|I feel empathy for his wife. Poor soul.
|u/Bored_Amalgamation - 1 month
|
|why would he post this?
|u/Same-Face- - 1 month
|
|Me and my fucking husband right there 😂
|u/beeeps-n-booops - 1 month
|
|I will never understand the flat-earthers. In order for this
|"conspiracy" to be true, there would literally have to be **millions**
|of people in on it. No exaggeration. There are *millions* of people
|who work in, or adjacent to, all manner of industries that observe the
|spherical nature of the planet directly, or tangentially rely on it in
|some manner or another. Which is so ridiculous on its face... but,
|playing along, in order for that to actually be the case, there would
|have to be some tangible, real benefit / advantage / gain to
|perpetuating the conspiracy. So please, flat-earthers, tell us what
|that benefit would be exactly. Be specific, and show your sources.
|u/SidTrippish - 1 month
|
|Why would you upload your wife owning you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
|u/Far_Adeptness9884 - 1 month
|
|He was about to revolutionize flat earth theory.
|u/FinalGirlChaos - 1 month
|
|That woman is so done lol
|u/piggglywigggly - 1 month
|
|Lmao she’s the best
|u/leardriver83 - 1 month
|
|Fuck flat earthers. They are an educational cancer.
|u/Stuft-shirt - 1 month
|
|To have & to hold. In sickness & in health. In good times and the bad.
|Or at least until he starts up that Flat Earther crap. You may now kiss
|your wife goodbye.
|u/JimmyMack_ - 1 month
|
|When I grew up the solar system was stationary??
|u/minutemash - 1 month
|
|THIS IS NOT TO SCALE
|u/AcxTV - 1 month
|
|His face says it all—sometimes you just can’t argue with the people
|closest to you. 😂
|u/Valuable_Tone_2254 - 1 month
|
|The bullshit police arrived... perpetrator quickly stopped before
|committing more crime against science and the advancements of knowledge.
|Good officer 🙂
|u/RadiantPKK - 1 month
|
|I don’t actually want an update from him on this, but how often has that
|poor wife been subjected to that… condolences to her…
|u/FourTwentySixtyEight - 1 month
|
|Is his wife Susie from Curb your Enthusiasm?
|u/PersonalReport8103 - 1 month
|
|So why is he using a “spherical” object? Shouldn’t they all be discs?
|u/here4here - 1 month
|
|He has great hair so that’s something
|u/Lopsided_Thing_9474 - 1 month
|
|This is the best
|u/labello2010 - 1 month
|
|When I grew up…. 😂🫣
|u/ozzy_og_kush - 1 month
|
|Good. True dumbassery like this needs to be shut down fast.
|u/thillythillygoose - 1 month
|
|She saved us all.
|u/hopper89 - 1 month
|
|CC is a fucking legend in our household largely because of this
|video.... what an absolute dotard! I really want to know if these two
|are still married all these years later. It seemed like shortly after
|this video, the quantity of CC's videos that were filmed in his car
|exponentially increased.
|u/crashnburnxp - 1 month
|
|Something I never understood was that the moon clearly isn't flat. We
|have telescopes that prove other planets are spherical. Why the denial?
|Why after seeing everything in space (including the sun) showing that
|everything is spherical, why do ppl still believe the earth is flat?
|u/surya098098 - 1 month
|
|I love this video for so many reasons 😂😂😂
|u/92eph - 1 month
|
|The funniest part is the opening “good morning, good evening, good
|afternoon, wherever you may be”. Different time of day by geography
|is very much a round earth phenomenon.
|u/blastv1 - 1 month
|
|👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he was going to dismiss the earth being round
|after greeting everyone AROUND the world.
|u/Glum-Organization-53 - 17 days
|
|Does she say “will you just stop this bullshit”? That’s hilarious. I bet
|watching them talk politics is a riot
|u/FattyMcFattso - 13 days
|
|Thats why whenever i meet someone im potentially romantically interested
|in, one of the first questions i ask them is what shape they think the
|earth is. You dont want to be married with children before figuring out
|you're stuck with a moron.
|u/nerf_herder1986 - 1 month
|
|"When I grew up, the solar system was stationary-" "Would you stop the
|bullshit, idiot." Classic. Edit: his opener raises a question for me -
|how do flat earthers explain time zones and the day/night cycle? Is
|there like a giant shield that blocks the sun for 8-12 hours a day or
|something?
|u/Slightly_ToastedBoy - 1 month
|
|Their marriage makes me wish the earth was flat so I could drive off the
|edge of it.
|u/ZibiesS666 - 1 month
|
|Will you stop this bullshit..... Idiot 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Absolutly my go to reply
|to flat earthers from now on
|u/SAdelaidian - 1 month
|
|Oh no, he had his little pumpkin ready and everything
|u/RAZEFAM146 - 1 month
|
|She hates him and cheats on him with a Round earther
|u/Whisk3y_Pete - 1 month
|
|Guys got great hair though low key
|u/Choyo - 1 month
|
|Fun fact : by saying "good morning, good evening, good afternoon
|wherever you may be", he's admitting the Earth can't be flat.
|u/thejoymonkey - 1 month
|
|I feel sorry for the wife. It must be infuriating to deal with this shit
|along with life's proper struggles.
|u/Zenebatos1 - 1 month
|
|Is a Flat Earther "GOod evening, Good afternoon, wherever you may
|be"... Ok repeat that SLOWLY and think REALLY HARD about what you've
|just said...
|u/stupiderslegacy - 1 month
|
|He looks so disappointed that she isn't entertaining his Facebook brain
|rot bullshit and I'm fine with it
|u/garry4321 - 1 month
|
|You can really see the "This community is the last of the positive
|feedback I have in my life"
|u/Limp_Falcon_2314 - 1 month
|
|She’s so sick of his bullshit. 😂😭
|u/70Leven - 1 month
|
|That kinda made me sad. You can just feel the resentment the wife has.
|That’s just sad man.
|u/Nate082407 - 1 month
|
|Imagine being married to a flat earther…😂🤦🏾‍♂️ That’s divorce for
|me…because I can’t trust your discernment.
|u/Plastic-Rat - 1 month
|
|She "flatten" him real quick
|u/chlque126 - 1 month
|
|Why did he post this?
|u/IndependentPast3677 - 1 month
|
|When I was growing up the solar system was stationary……… ohhh boy.
|Someone didn’t pay attention in skool 😂🙄
|u/Spyes23 - 1 month
|
|What really upsets me is that, his kitchen looks pretty nice and he
|probably owns his house. That means that a complete moron could be a
|homeowner 20+ years ago, while at the same time we have actual geniuses
|going through their PhDs today who can barely afford rent + top ramen.
|u/CR0NO-NL - 1 month
|
|It went wrong with: "when I grew up".... No you did not sir, you still
|believe in fairy tales. +100 for the wife putting him in place and
|putting of for his shit. +100 for the sad face of the manchild after the
|reality check. Overal i rated this video +200 points
|u/DJ_DTM - 1 month
|
|Imagine marrying someone and then finding out they are absolutely bat
|shit crazy and believe the globe we live on is somehow the only flat
|planet in the entire universe lol, no wonder she is fed up, I was fed up
|with this psychopath within the first ten seconds of the video. I did
|LOL when he said the pumpkin “is not to scale”
|u/Chemical_Prize_6007 - 1 month
|
|He’s definitely not the center of his solar system
|u/WhuddaWhat - 1 month
|
|Publish to web 
|u/anal_opera - 1 month
|
|Need more context. Is she mad that he's an idiot or mad that he's
|messing with idiots online instead of keeping the woodstove lit?
|u/ZyoStar - 1 month
|
|I'm glad he told me that the pumpkin was not in scale to the sun
|u/Heli7373 - 1 month
|
|My friend is a flat earther, but I’m hoping he is just fucking with me.
|It’s just so stupid.
|u/Bright-Fold-3317 - 1 month
|
|if the pumpkin was smashed, the world would be a vampire
|u/blkout0101 - 1 month
|
|The fact he still posted the video online is bold
|u/SilentHaawk - 1 month
|
|If the earth was flat it should be sufficient to look at the models
|predicting solar zenith and azimuth for coordinate and time of year (and
|time of day). They work pretty well (and make sense on a globe), but
|flat earthers are unable to produce a working model for the flat earth.
|If the earth was actually flat, they should then be able to look at the
|working sun models and either locate the step where "they convert from
|the fake globe to flat, do the prediction and convert back to globe", or
|actually identify the flat earth dynamics from the model (considering
|the model works well, it should contain the answer to their problem)
|Unfortunately their math and physics literacy tend to be lacking.
|u/this_is_bull_04 - 1 month
|
|That's a happy marriage
|u/2515chris - 1 month
|
|Maybe she’d just like to have a normal conversation for once.
|u/ZockerZirkel - 1 month
|
|snap back to reality...
|u/AkilleezBomb - 1 month
|
|This video sums up the mentality of flat earthers. They’re so starved
|of attention and respect from those around them that they’ll cling onto
|any conspiracy theory that allows them to feel more important than they
|really are, and what better conspiracy than the one that makes them feel
|like they’re Neo finding out the matrix isn’t reality?
|u/Technical_Ad_4894 - 1 month
|
|He deserves it 😂😂😂
|u/bambinoquinn - 1 month
|
|Thought that was vince russo before he started speaking. Wouldn't
|surprise me if he was a flat earther
|u/Fitzy258 - 1 month
|
|“The sun’s up” was icing on the cake. Her final words of defiance to his
|stupidity
|u/melchisiade - 1 month
|
|Wives are real.
|u/RockKillsKid - 1 month
|
|This is why so many men with sunglasses film their hot takes inside
|their trucks.
|u/Frequent_Alarm_4228 - 1 month
|
|Why would he upload this?😭
|u/dieseljester - 1 month
|
|Last I heard he got divorced and does his “shows” out of his car now. 😂🤣
|u/thatcrack - 1 month
|
|He needs to celebrate that beautiful head of silver hair and enjoy life,
|no matter what shape our planet is. Airfare is still the same.
|u/TourAlternative364 - 1 month
|
|Doing his damn flat earth shit with the pumpkin again MAN. I hate when
|family interrupts a groove you got. Like..whatever it is. HARSH
|u/Decent-Chipmunk-9900 - 1 month
|
|I don't think I could be married to a flat earther or derivatives.
|u/Tralalouti - 1 month
|
|Dude got everything wrong. Crazy, not even realizing what he really is
|u/Sina_VanDerLinde - 1 month
|
|I don't think these guys would believe it even if they are sent to the
|space station, there's a certain joy in this for them.
|u/beangirl27 - 1 month
|
|you cannot write this stuff omg she ate him up
|u/Humble_Artichoke_945 - 1 month
|
|He is using a round pumpkin to demonstrate the earth is flat??? I
|don’t understand where he is going with this weird demonstration.
|u/hera9191 - 1 month
|
|But I want to learn more about that Pumpkin Cosmology. Please give him 5
|minutes.
|u/FS_Slacker - 1 month
|
|Flat Earther finally has video evidence of the ice wall.
|u/Robotniked - 1 month
|
|Why would he post this?
|u/Original_Garden_4536 - 1 month
|
|If his wife is sick of it, doesn’t that tell u something
|u/TheAskewOne - 1 month
|
|"The solar system was stationary" No it wasn't, and you weren't taught
|that either.
|u/808sandMilksteak - 1 month
|
|Ah, The Wife. Classic enemy of Da Truth™️
|u/zzz_red - 1 month
|
|If the earth is flat, how would it be night or day for some people but
|not others, as he implies right as the video starts? I’m not an expert
|on flat earth nonsense but do they have any bullshit explanation for
|night and day happening at the same time in different parts of the
|world?
|u/becausegiraffes - 1 month
|
|"Good morning, good evening, good afternoon, wherever you may be."
|Buddy....
|u/band0fthehawk - 1 month
|
|Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Wherever you are. (Remembers
|he’s making a flat earth video) “well it’s all the same day” lol
|u/Smilloww - 1 month
|
|Why did he even post this lol
|u/Better_Chard4806 - 1 month
|
|Love her.
|u/FzZyP - 1 month
|
|Really relieved he clarified the pumpkin was not to scale
|u/UsernameIsntFree - 1 month
|
|Funny that he decided to upload this
|u/ghostgabe81 - 1 month
|
|“Wherever you may be.” Wouldn’t flat earthers believe that it can
|never be day and night at different places on Earth?
|u/Accomplished_Radish8 - 1 month
|
|I’ve never seen a verbal castration before today.
|u/Cultural_Detective_3 - 1 month
|
|Can't wait to watch the sequel on one of the true crime channels after
|he murders his family
|u/rbshevlin - 1 month
|
|The only question I have is, why did he post this?? I mean, I’m assuming
|he must have posted it since it appears to be him doing the recording.
|u/SpookyRamblr - 1 month
|
|He wants sympathy from his loser audience "see how mean my wife is to
|me?" type thing
|u/Nice_Block - 1 month
|
|Type a dude that will use studies for an argument but then refuse to
|believe that new information can come to light and change our
|understanding how something works. Despite change being the one
|constant, they can’t accept it exists.
|u/EpicSeshBro - 1 month
|
|The first six words though
|u/dsqueeze321 - 1 month
|
|Why would he have posted this?
|u/CartographyMan - 1 month
|
|This is how all flat earthers should be treated.
|u/TheWhitestBuffalo - 1 month
|
|Why did he upload it in the first place?
|u/No-Use-3062 - 1 month
|
|I’m glad he told us it’s not to scale. I got scared for a minute
|u/EvolutionaryZenith1 - 1 month
|
|This pumpkin is not to scale (of the earth). Oh, thanks!
|u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 - 1 month
|
|Wow… how can we STILL believe in a round earth when we just saw him get
|FLATTENED in real time?!
|u/Ok_Needleworker6900 - 1 month
|
|Imagine thinking day and night are global, not universal phenomena. *mic
|drop*
|u/ThatGreenAlien - 1 month
|
|Why did he even upload that?
|u/xczechr - 1 month
|
|This chucklehead uploaded the footage of him being humiliated. How sad.
|u/Selendrile - 1 month
|
|It was never stationary.
|u/Blackmetalvomit - 1 month
|
|Never gets old I love this one. I can’t believe this isn’t Alec Baldwin
|on 30 rock. Gotta be an SNL skit I swear.
|u/ResponsibleBorder746 - 1 month
|
|conspiracy theorist in the year 2824: EaRtH wAsN'T a ReAl PlAcE!!
|MeMeS wErE aLwAyS AI GeNeRaTeD! AIr WaS TOxIc FuMEs USeD tO CoNTroL
|uS!!!
|u/No-Juice-458 - 1 month
|
|Yeah when you were young you didn't pay attention in class
|u/Top-Tax6303 - 1 month
|
|That face you make when you've embarrassed your wife yet AGAIN.
|u/timwtingle - 1 month
|
|Also, the pumpkin is to scale sir. Ot is a pumpkin.
|u/Top-Sell4574 - 1 month
|
|I like how he says the pumpkin is not to scale, but he's not comparing
|it to anything, so it actually is to scale.
|u/IllustriousLimit7095 - 1 month
|
|Lol, good for the wife! The solar system was not moving.... Idiot
|u/TheRealSparkleMotion - 1 month
|
|Jim, you’re taking all day, we’re loosing the light - Wife ImPoSsIbLe!
|- Jim
|u/DeDevilLettuce - 1 month
|
|What the fuck is he talking about "when I was growing up the solar
|system was stationary" it was speculated in 270 BC and the 1500's and
|was proven by the mid 1800's that the earth orbits the sun
|u/Brotherauron - 1 month
|
|Has anyone checked this dude for being immortal? if he grew up in the
|400bc era, they may have taught him that everything in the solar system
|was stationary.
|u/NavySeal2k - 1 month
|
|That’s why his videos normally are filmed in the car 🤣😂🤣
|u/LateBloomerBoomer - 1 month
|
|She is not having it.
|u/Some_MD_Guy - 1 month
|
|<Narrator> 'It was at this point that the wife would have to decide
|wether to kill him in his sleep or divorce."
|u/MrSoftRoll - 1 month
|
|Posts anyway...
|u/thefuturesight1 - 1 month
|
|I see a divorce is his future
|u/CAVITAS777 - 1 month
|
|This guy must be trolling, i hope.
|u/iceymoo - 1 month
|
|And he has such lovely hair
|u/No-Ad6328 - 1 month
|
|She said “You’re too old for TikTok, go take a nap or read the paper”.
|u/PrestigiousAd4711 - 1 month
|
|You know what's flat divorce papers yea smuck
|u/tma71111_ - 1 month
|
|It was stationary because it was a model on a desk or depictions on
|paper lol
|u/DemandPlenty3379 - 1 month
|
|You can see fear in his eyes… And he publishes this…
|u/ObliviousAstroturfer - 1 month
|
|I saw the fear when he realized he just acknowledged time zones in the
|greeting.
|u/Aluminarty666 - 1 month
|
|'This is not to scale' Thank God he clarified that, wouldn't have known
|otherwise.
|u/Duskie024 - 1 month
|
|These people need a hobby so baadd.
|u/Dizzy_Bit6125 - 1 month
|
|This is such a sad video
|u/Pervynstuff - 1 month
|
|The fact that there are still people in this world who are so incredibly
|stupid that they actually believe the earth is flat just blows my mind.
|How is that even possible.
|u/Macho-Fantastico - 1 month
|
|The wife had enough of his s**t. 😄
|u/PYROM4NI4C - 1 month
|
|That’s 40 years of marriage right there.
|u/Series7guy - 1 month
|
|His wife is Susie from Curb?
|u/WhoOrderedTheCodeZed - 1 month
|
|I always wondered who posts videos like these. If I was the one
|recording it, I'd delete that interruption immediately no matter how
|weird or off the wall my topic was.
|u/Fast_Avocado_5057 - 1 month
|
|The scariest part about this is this dude is probably in charge of a
|large team at some big company………
|u/Loud-Process7413 - 1 month
|
|Oh, the poor bastard. This is ultimate cringe🤣 Brought back to reality
|in the cruellest way. His head drops as his little flat world gets
|stood on. His 'round- earther' wife was tired ,cold, and pissed off. 🤣🤣
|u/abearlicksshark - 1 month
|
|“Honey, give me a break here. I’m trying to make it as a big flat
|earther on the youb toubs”.
|u/RUOFFURTROLLEH - 1 month
|
|"watch this Lisa. You can see the moment his soul leaves his body"
|u/sat5ui_no_hadou - 1 month
|
|Why would he upload this?
|u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 - 1 month
|
|First mistake was grabbing the round sphere to somehow demonstrate how
|the earth is flat.
|u/DopeyDeathMetal - 1 month
|
|These types of guys always look and sound exactly how i picture them in
|my head lol
|u/BigMax - 1 month
|
|The flat earth thing is stupid obviously, but… wow that guy is bad at
|that. So slow, stilted, clearly no preparation ahead of time. He’s
|assuming his bland, glacial pace is ok because to him, it’s great
|information. Even flat earthers wouldn’t watch that.
|u/Fritzoidfigaro - 1 month
|
|How can it be morning, afternoon, evening where ever you are if the
|earth is flat?
|u/DazzlingClassic185 - 1 month
|
|She’s so sick of his shit 😂
|u/RedAuggie - 1 month
|
|She should write a book. “So you married a flat Earther.” I’d read it
|for sure.
|u/srboot - 1 month
|
|Why would this ever even see the light of day?
|u/jgreaves8 - 1 month
|
|I hope his wife uploaded it
|u/GaLaXxYStArR - 1 month
|
|I’d be divorced before I put up with a Flat Earther
|u/mablesyrup - 1 month
|
|Hahaha SciManDan covers this guy frequently.
|u/CarolinaMtnBiker - 1 month
|
|Why would he post this?
|u/Waffels_61465 - 1 month
|
|She said what we all are thinking...
|u/EntertainerNo4509 - 1 month
|
|She’s absolutely fed up w all his BS
|u/Minimum_Trick_8736 - 1 month
|
|I don’t see a whole lot of comments on how in the world this thing got
|posted if he didn’t even get to do his whole thing that he wanted to do.
|Did he post this even though he didn’t even get started? I’m going away
|just by the fact that this got posted in the first place.
|u/Creative_Cat1481 - 1 month
|
|Not all heroes wear capes, lol Good job lady!
|u/Basic-Extension-5475 - 1 month
|
|Why do people believe these things
|u/Lava-Chicken - 1 month
|
|Flat earth explanation fell flat, like the his ego, slapped down by his
|wife.
|u/Confident_Jelly2761 - 1 month
|
|She IS Linda Belcher hahahah
|u/Imhidingfromu - 1 month
|
|I bet their sex life is lit
|u/PapaMidnight34 - 1 month
|
|He knows he’s close to getting divorced 😂 idiots
|u/ajaxraccoon - 1 month
|
|I’d rather die alone
|u/Tay0310 - 13 days
|
|That's why he a flat earther lol. I would end that shit right there 😂
|u/THP-GB - 1 month
|
|Hope the wife slaps some sense into his scull. Buy a telescope. Look
|around. Wake up. Jesus, to think the earth is flat in 2024.
|Unbelievable!!! The Egyptians knew better 5000 years ago!!!!!
|u/S240man - 1 month
|
|You can hear the despair in her voice , how many years has she suffered
|his whacko views.
|u/peterpumpkin-V-eater - 1 month
|
|(This Techno Age) Most easily brainwashed generation. Edit: I should
|state my comment was referring to not just this old man’s generation but
|the modern technological generation. Mass psy-ops, indoctrination, fear
|mongering and hysteria, are all easy spread since launch of it all etc,
|the internet, television and iPhones making it possible to easily spread
|words and agendas straight into the homes.
|u/Proud_Shoe_5273 - 1 month
|
|Kinda sad
|u/_FixingGood_ - 1 month
|
|You can really feel that he's hurt that his wife doesn't support him
|with what passionates him. Great example of dying inside. Makes it an
|interesting post when the passion is about the dumbest thing ever shared
|since the beginning of the inter-webs.
|u/Abraham_Lincoln - 1 month
|
|If you kick a man while he's down, but he doesn't believe in gravity,
|is he really down?
|u/Achylife - 1 month
|
|She is tired of that crap lol.
|u/HSdoc - 1 month
|
|She is actually saying go get a job.
|u/Twisted_Tal - 1 month
|
|When he he grew up? Was he born in the pre renaissance? The Dark ages?
|Or a cave ? What rubbish. When he grew up we put men on the moon, were
|sending satellites in to orbit, and voyager out into the solar system
|while looking out to the stars with the Hubble and radio telescopes.
|How do people ' unlearn ' like this? Even the recently ' ancient '
|civilisations particularly the middle east ( the Muslim Scientists),
|Egypt and the Romans , the Pheonicans ,the Celts ( for examples) all
|KNEW the Earth was round and circled the sun. Even measured the
|diameter of the planet we live on ! Ugh....
|u/Davethedouchenozzle - 1 month
|
|As soon as the kids are out of school, she’s leaving his dumb ass.
|u/Fit_Swordfish_2101 - 1 month
|
|She is sick of his shit!! That man is close ASF to divorce but he's
|probably too flat brained to know it. Talking about the solar system was
|stationary when he was a kid 😂 she's probably like, I married a real
|dumb mfkr.
|u/RespondNo5759 - 1 month
|
|Not flat. Not round. The Earth is pumpkin shaped.
|u/DeadBornWolf - 1 month
|
|How old was he that they thought the solar system was stationary???
|u/Crypt0Nihilist - 1 month
|
|Man holds gourd to demonstrate he is out of his.
|u/Tight-Lobster4054 - 1 month
|
|"good morning, good evening, good afternoon wherever you might be. Well,
|SAME DAY, same time" Yes, same time but not same day for many, you
|emptyhead.
|u/H9F-142 - 1 month
|
|Look and personality of Sam from OITNB
|u/FindOneInEveryCar - 1 month
|
|Why would he post this?
|u/monokronos - 1 month
|
|Why did he post this? Or was it live-streamed?
|u/Grand-Regret2747 - 1 month
|
|After her comment at :20, you can see his crestfallen face a few seconds
|later, knowing she is tired of his shit! Priceless!!
|u/Shitty-Bear - 1 month
|
|What does he mean by "well, it's the same day, same time"?
|u/Queasy-Method_FU - 1 month
|
|Wife: "would you stop talking shit" 😂
|u/BallsDeepAndBroke - 1 month
|
|That there was conclusive proof that flat earthers have the mental
|aptitude of a 6 year old. That’s exactly how the wife spoke to him.
|u/dem4life71 - 1 month
|
|Omg I love this. The under the breath “…idiot” paired with the idiotic
|expression on the guys face! On some level, even he knows…
|u/Creative-Milk-8671 - 1 month
|
|I think you meant meets recent divorcé
|u/Dr_Stoney-Abalone424 - 1 month
|
|NOT TO SCALE LMAO
|u/SithLordDave - 1 month
|
|Learn how to fly a helicopter and you'll see the earth isn't flat
|u/just_deckey - 1 month
|
|why would he post this😭😭😭😭😭
|u/los_pants2 - 1 month
|
|Lol at everyone who feels bad for this guy. You have to be such an
|arrogant prick to think you’re smarter than the entire field of
|astronomy
|u/Kiuji-senpai - 1 month
|
|I cant help but feel sad for him. Somewhere, somehow, someone failed
|him. Ignorance to a degree is bliss, but this is just sad.
|u/GoLow63 - 1 month
|
|But this is willfull ignorance. He chooses to ignore facts easily
|demonstrated by science. In that regard, I have zero sympathy for him.
|If underlying mental illness drives his belief system, that's a
|different story.
|u/Delicious_Physics_74 - 1 month
|
|Nah he failed himself. All the information needed to reach a reasoned
|conclusion is easy to access.
|u/anonykitten29 - 1 month
|
|I feel bad for her, watching someone she love(d) descend further and
|further down the rabbit hole to crazy
|u/Zealousideal_Amount8 - 1 month
|
|Why would he still post this?
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