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What’s a sexual activity that seems exciting but often turns out to be
less enjoyable than anticipated?
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|u/Welcomefriends85 - 1 month
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|After reading all these answers I just really want to have sex on a bed
|u/StarryMind322 - 1 month
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|I just really want sex.
|u/CoffeeTastesOK - 1 month
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|I just really want bed.
|u/Guardelion - 1 month
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|I just want to hold hands with a girl 🥺
|u/Faiqal_x1103 - 1 month
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|Real..
|u/Present_Equal_6481 - 1 month
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|Sex in the ocean just off a jamaican beach where a security officer
|flashes a flashlight at you and tells you that it's not safe to be in
|the water after dark because that's when the sharks and stingrays
|come in to feed and may kill you.
|u/Oftenahead - 1 month
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|That is a common tactic we use to scare people away. Dudes swimming
|in the marina I’m looking after “Oh guys I’d get the fuck out if I
|were you, had a bull shark sighting last night.” Works 90% of the
|time. The others are natural selection and a bunch of paperwork.
|u/Areif - 1 month
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|So the “common tactic” is just telling people the truth? That’s
|crazy.
|u/WhereWeEatin - 1 month
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|He’s got it all figured out 🤣
|u/Eternal_Hazard - 1 month
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|Sharks are usually most active feeding at dawn and dusk. Once the
|sun sets your chances of a run-in with a shark tend to go down
|significantly. Stingrays on the other hand...
|u/Tjamuil - 1 month
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|Oddly specific
|u/toastynotroasty - 1 month
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|Seeing the explicit question followed by seeing the most popular
|comment has been removed is too funny.
|u/HotPotato150 - 1 month
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|WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY?
|u/missusmissisppi - 1 month
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|Anal at the beach while penetrating one hole, filling the other
|with sand. In my understanding that was an 70s or 80s fetish.
|Contributor probably got concerned he might be associated with
|the practice.
|u/FlyNuff - 1 month
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|It doesn’t sound safe or sanitary
|u/shreksshriveledpenis - 1 month
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|Sounds crunchy
|u/humanitydownthedrain - 1 month
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|I'm not sure what word I was thinking of, but not crunchy.
|Terrible sounds about right
|u/JeffTheAndroid - 1 month
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|Not to mention a great way to get crabs. Real crabs.
|u/blindgorgon - 1 month
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|*sanditary
|u/Agreeable_Fill_1789 - 1 month
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|Or even remotely fun
|u/ReplacementNo9504 - 1 month
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|We call that a hot pocket
|u/Radiant_Piano9373 - 1 month
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|Sounds more like a sandjob to me
|u/HotPotato150 - 1 month
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|Thanks for the answer 👍
|u/PeriwinklePangolin24 - 1 month
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|The original response having been removed makes this whole reply
|chain so weirdly funny
|u/Poilkpoilk - 1 month
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|Sounds like an adventure movie scene gone wrong! Talk about adding
|pressure to the moment.
|u/Ballgame82 - 1 month
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|Bringing Food (whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries) into the
|equation. it's a mess. let's just have dessert afterwards next time.
|u/catdogfox - 1 month
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|I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured
|meats.
|u/Horrific_Necktie - 1 month
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|"What are you doing??" ".....pleasuring you?"
|u/rayrod0717 - 1 month
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|It’s feels like an alien is probing my body!
|u/BootsOfProwess - 1 month
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|Gawd I could see this scene unfold. I lolled and I died.
|u/RageyxCagey - 1 month
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|George likes it spicy!
|u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla - 1 month
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|Pudding skin single?
|u/NotNufffCents - 1 month
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|I like putting bacon bits in her hair so that it rains down on me.
|u/littlebitoftlc - 1 month
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|When I was a teenager looking for privacy my gf at the time and I
|walked down a field road. We hooked up in the cotton field behind my
|parents house and just so happened to have a crop duster fly over us as
|well. We were in between the rows of cotton so there were leaves all in
|my face and the plane was literally spraying pesticides over us.
|u/littlebitoftlc - 1 month
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|Maybe thats why I have an extra nipple I didn’t have before. Lol
|u/fullcircle052 - 1 month
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|My brother in Christ, that might be a tumor
|u/FlaviusNode - 1 month
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|It’s just a round up spray nozzle
|u/42Pockets - 1 month
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|>Open you mind.
|u/littlebitoftlc - 1 month
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|It’s naht a toomah!!
|u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 - 1 month
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|The nubbin?
|u/Haunting-Hall4781 - 1 month
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|What in the pearl milling company fuck…
|u/pshawny - 1 month
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|Maybe the plane was spraying spermacides.
|u/Nobodyworthathing - 1 month
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|Like where you ok? did you two ever get sick or experience symptoms
|from the pesticides?
|u/littlebitoftlc - 1 month
|
|Yeah we got out of there pretty quick after the first pass over and
|luckily it wasn’t like directly over us when it happened. I think
|he saw us cause he just made a circle around the field once like
|“go away” I grew up in the south in the 90s/ early 2000s so I was
|always around it. It didn’t help that my parents live in the middle
|of some fields. I got lucky and none of that stuff ever affected me
|that I really notice. I do however have a cousin that we genuinely
|think it caused her cancer when our family doesn’t have a history
|of cancer.
|u/HeyEverythingIsFine - 1 month
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|If you'd have conceived then you may have given birth to an X-Men.
|Missed opportunity friend
|u/notomar26 - 1 month
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|Mile-high club legendary until you realize airplane bathrooms are tiny
|torture chambers
|u/squirtloaf - 1 month
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|Meh. Real legends do it in the aisle.
|u/RowdyRoddyRosenstein - 1 month
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|The pros go for the cockpit.
|u/squirtloaf - 1 month
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|IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.
|u/iriedashur - 1 month
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|Calling my vagina this from now on
|u/sw33tcruky - 1 month
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|Also they smell like a porta potty 95% of the time. Not sexy.
|u/wakejedi - 1 month
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|yep, anyone over 40 could throw their back out wiping
|u/blackamex - 1 month
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|Lufthansa a380 or emirates a380 first class bathroom for the win.
|u/PopavaliumAndropov - 1 month
|
|First class on Emirates has a shower, in a decent-sized room, each
|passenger can book a time slot, and the staff are surprisingly cool
|with you booking a double with your partner.
|u/D3Bunyip - 1 month
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|There are mile-high club charters in Las Vegas. Live a little!
|u/maximusjohnson1992 - 1 month
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|Sex of any kind in a body of water from a bath tub to an ocean
|u/littlebuggs - 1 month
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|WHY IS WATER WET BUT ITS SO DRY
|u/Infinite_Imagination - 1 month
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|Fr, the water is like the perfect anti-lube
|u/Nymphomanius - 1 month
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|Sex on an office chair sounded fun, in reality we span around to fast
|and she fell off and hit her head on the desk 😅
|u/hasneverflossed - 1 month
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|My friend broke his $800 office chair doing this with his wife.
|Snapped the entire backrest and arms right off. There's now a
|wheelie-stool in his home office as a spare seat. Nobody wants to use
|it because we all know why its a stool.
|u/icooktoeat - 1 month
|
|Right……. You totally didn’t murder your co-worker
|u/Chos1n - 1 month
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|Why can’t I get my eyelash off the screen. I hate you.
|u/icleanjaxfl - 1 month
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|Sex in a Renault Type CB Coupe de Ville parked in the cargo hold of a
|ship while crossing the Atlantic ocean.
|u/Bonobos_In_Space - 1 month
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|I second this. It ends in DISASTER.
|u/starkiller_bass - 1 month
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|The water was cold! There was shrinkage!
|u/Bonobos_In_Space - 1 month
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|Costanza?
|u/SoundSouljah - 1 month
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|I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
|u/pshawny - 1 month
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|Not a small disaster either. One of titanic proportions.
|u/Traditional-Yam9826 - 1 month
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|“Jack, I’m getting off with you….Jack…..off”
|u/dx151 - 1 month
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|Sex in nature. Bugs and mosquitoes eat you alive.
|u/ResistCommercial1215 - 1 month
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|I had sex in nature one time and ended up with a tick in my
|bellybutton. Idk how long it was there for but I haven't had sex
|outside since 💀
|u/teekerzz - 1 month
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|When life gives you Lyme’s
|u/tibmb - 1 month
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|You make lymonade 🍹🕷️
|u/hippydipster - 1 month
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|If you're going to do it, do it in the fall after it's started to get
|colder for the season. The bugs are gone, not as many people about,
|and leaves in the hair is fun.
|u/Own_Organization_756 - 1 month
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|Role-playing can seem exciting but sometimes falls short of
|expectations if not communicated well.
|u/DaisyCutter312 - 1 month
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|"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
|u/sbr32 - 1 month
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|Magic Missile Magic Missile Magic Missile
|u/Dinkypig - 1 month
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|I'm out of mana!
|u/sbr32 - 1 month
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|lol yep! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
|u/Dinkypig - 1 month
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|Oh I'd never seen that before I just imagined you meant
|yelling that with every thrust Lmfao
|u/sbr32 - 1 month
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|Are you serious? That's too funny. That was the
|implication, but there was a meme behind it.
|u/kalirion - 1 month
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|Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack
|there!
|u/Uncle_Slacks - 1 month
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|Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
|u/ChurchOfGWB - 1 month
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|I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
|explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2
|Druid.
|u/Monkeystompn - 1 month
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|This guy gets it! Bloodninja was the best of his time 😂
|u/vector78 - 1 month
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|God that made me feel old. Whew, the AIM days.
|u/FickleSmark - 1 month
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|Seeing very few people get the reference is not helping that
|feeling old stuff.
|u/Thefakewhitefang - 1 month
|
|I read all the top 300 of bash forever. That should be the
|basic course to the internet to be honest. Anyway, did you
|know that you type your pw, it will show as stars?
|u/ryanblumenow - 1 month
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|I never fail to love this reference.
|u/ThisIsNotMyPornVideo - 1 month
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|Not only that, but some people are just shit at it. By either doing
|WAY too much or WAY to little. Think of the dude in the DND Group
|who shows up in full on cosplay unshowered because it's "Lore
|Accurate" And the dude who's only nodding along and does the bare
|minimum
|u/Et_tu__Brute - 1 month
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|Someone who goes all out into RP can be worked with to find the
|right levels. Most people are just shit at it and while there is
|hope in some of them, it's harder to tell. The girl who finishes a
|med program so she can play doctor with you is going to make for
|some goddamn excellent RP once you get her down to a more normal
|level.
|u/Aconite_72 - 1 month
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|>The girl who finishes a med program so she can play doctor with
|you Afterwards I'd ask her to RP as my wife too
|u/DrNick2012 - 1 month
|
|Her: I'm the Dr, what seems to be the problem big boy? Me: I have
|AIDS
|u/Shoddy_Scar_2210 - 1 month
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|Full blown?
|u/300ConfirmedGorillas - 1 month
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|He's riddled with it.
|u/mendicant1116 - 1 month
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|Reminds me of the scene:
|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJ81Mq2y34
|u/SyrupNo4644 - 1 month
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|God damn, Liam killed it here. So deadpan.
|u/ThoughtfulLlama - 1 month
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|"I'm the doctor" reads so much as a Dr. Zoidberg line.
|u/Aethermancer - 1 month
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|My partner could not roleplay to save her life. Even if that's the
|roleplay. Everything leads to "take me now" in 2 minutes which is a
|great ego boost, but damn you've got to give the rogueish highwayman
|time to carry you off first. I had a whole song and dance number
|planned.
|u/YAYtersalad - 1 month
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|This person tabletops Edit: or tablebottoms.
|u/ThruItAll2 - 1 month
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|In my mind I'm hearing, "We're men in tight TIGHT tights", but
|it's probably lost on half the people here.
|u/SuchAFake - 1 month
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|Rolling a NAT1 on my constitution saving throw really kills the mood
|u/loogie97 - 1 month
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|“Your persuasion check came up a 2, I’m putting my clothes back on.”
|u/budweener - 1 month
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|Communication, I think, is the biggest risk on it, but outside of
|risk but keeping to the "fall short" theme: commitment to the role.
|Good acting is great, but if the person is not commited to the role,
|it might get embarassing.
|u/krajerino - 1 month
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|I'm going to really date myself for saying this, but... Sex on a
|waterbed The hydrodynamics of it always mess with the rhythm both of
|you are trying to maintain, changing positions usually involved one or
|both of you getting out, and it always seemed like more work than was
|actually needed. Not to mention the very real fear that, if you got
|too aggressive, you ran the risk of popping the mattress, which did
|happen to s friend if mine. 1/10, would not recommend. EDIT: Yes, I
|am sure that the waterbed technology has come a long way. But, 40 years
|ago they were little more than just large, heavy, square water balloons
|that had little or no internal baffling, or fillers that limited water
|displacement. This is the experience I am speaking of.
|u/EnragedAardvark - 1 month
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|Ex had one of those water mattresses - a bunch of water filled tubes
|that looked like a regular mattress. Not nearly as squishy, and if
|you could get the rhythm right, the wave action did 90% of the work
|for you.
|u/co_snarf - 1 month
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|Sex on a trampoline. You get the rhythm right and it will fuck both
|of you stupid.
|u/Wald_und_Wiesenwebel - 1 month
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|I would be in fear of my dick popping out and breaking on the
|next motion
|u/InvestigatorDry2278 - 1 month
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|This actually happened to me, walked into the ER holding frozen
|peas on my shaft and told the front desk I had broken my penis.
|(It was crooked, I was stuck with a raging domer since it
|happened and I had a purple 🟣 circle twice the size of a
|quarter mid shaft) They put me in front of the line only to
|find out I popped a massive blood vessel that turned my
|howitzer purple, turns out it was already crooked and I wasn't
|stuck hard for good, the excitement and nerves are what kept it
|raging for 2+ hours. Thanks for attending my ted talks
|regarding 'fear of dick popping out and breaking'.
|u/DeusXEqualsOne - 1 month
|
|Tbf, its a fairly common thing. Not like every day in the ER
|but almost certainly more than once a week
|u/antilumin - 1 month
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|Counter argument, if you have a *good* waterbed it can actually help.
|Anecdotal, but I used to have one that had a fiber filling so it was
|almost like a soft mattress that was warm. Wife loved it, but when we
|moved one of the cats ate a huge hole in it, too large to be
|repaired. Had to toss the whole thing and buy a regular mattress.
|u/dishwasher_mayhem - 1 month
|
|I had an amazing waterbed that I can't believe never popped. We used
|to call sex on it "The Waterbed Olympics" and while it wasn't great
|for some positions...it was great for others. Also it was heated and
|cozy. I honestly miss it but I'm sure, at my age, my body doesn't.
|u/Quitbeingobtuse - 1 month
|
|We still own a waterbed, the second most comfortable bed I've ever
|slept on (the most comfortable was a slab of heaven at the Red Rock
|Hotel in Vegas). The first one we had had a few baffles, once you
|got it rolling, you could actually coast and let it work for you.
|But if you're partner had a bad night sleeping, tossing and turning,
|you had a bad night also. The current one has layered foam blocks
|and a pillow top mattress cover. It's like sleeping on soft yet firm
|butter, and maintains any temperature you want, cool in the summer,
|warm in the winter. As far as sex, you don't get the helpful recoil
|of a spring mattress, but just about any position can be accomplished
|in comfort.   9/10 would recommend.
|u/Trashpanda420blazeit - 1 month
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|Sex standing up with a really big height difference like 5'2 and 6'4.
|Either weird bendy legs or tippy toes and bendy legs. Can't focus if
|I'm not standing comfortably
|u/Salt_Article4290 - 1 month
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|Step stools are great for that my friend.
|u/WilliamShelby - 1 month
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|What are you doing step stool?
|u/Ok_Song4090 - 1 month
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|I never knew my real stool
|u/Washyourbottom - 1 month
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|He’s not the step stool, he’s the stool that stepped up
|u/Whywouldanyonedothat - 1 month
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|You're looking for stool?
|u/Fyrrys - 1 month
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|I've got a few samples to choose from
|u/Whywouldanyonedothat - 1 month
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|Ample samples?
|u/Trashpanda420blazeit - 1 month
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|Until the shorter on falls off (it has happened...)
|u/battlerazzle01 - 1 month
|
|I have this from a different perspective. My wife and I are similar
|height. But she’s got slightly longer legs than I do. So
|positionally, it’s just slightly off. Inevitably, one of us would end
|up with wobbly legs because either she’s just slightly squatted, or
|I’m up on the balls of my feet. So now, we just don’t do that
|unless it’s a super spontaneous quickie.
|u/dman2316 - 1 month
|
|My ex used to love standing sex before she got together with me, she
|was always trying to make it work but it just wouldn't with our
|height difference. This was surprisingly a sticking point for her and
|i had to repeatedly ask her "the fuck am i supposed to do about it,
|i'm over a foot taller than you woman. Your face doesn't even come up
|to my pecs, the bio mechanics just aren't bio mechanicing" but one
|day we were inevitably trying it again and i got frustrated and said
|"fuck this" and picked her up and held her against the wall while we
|went at it. To this day, of all the compliments i've gotten during
|sex, her breathless "ok... that's my new favorite. We're definitely
|doing that from now on" is by far my favorite.
|u/RussellGriffith3 - 1 month
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|I just pick her up and do her like that
|u/invertsuperlative - 1 month
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|Sex by a river or lake. Mosquitoes on your sack is not an enjoyable
|experience.
|u/aMeatology - 1 month
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|Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you will truly learn
|that there is always a way to solve problems without using anger and
|violence - Confucius.(I wonder if its true, but they always quote
|Confucius)
|u/Fancy_Break_6130 - 1 month
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|France is bacon
|u/Morningxafter - 1 month
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|\*nods knowingly\*
|u/JonatasA - 1 month
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|"Knowledge is power."
|u/Trappist1 - 1 month
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|Quickest way to show that you've had older Reddit accounts than
|the one you're currently on(me too)
|u/phartiphukboilz - 1 month
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|Descartes before the whores is still my favorite moment here
|u/DaniTheLovebug - 1 month
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|How many degrees away from Kevin?
|u/Onix_The_Furry - 1 month
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|“I didn’t say half those things” - Confucius
|u/Captain_Zounderkite - 1 month
|
|"Stop thinking random quotes next to my picture on the internet
|were things I said"- Abraham Lincoln
|u/spaghettivillage - 1 month
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|Listen man, I'm getting sucked off one way or another.
|u/pepincity2 - 1 month
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|Poor mosquito wanted blood and got jizz. Poor guy
|u/torchpenny - 1 month
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|At least it didn't land in his ass then.
|u/adanishplz - 1 month
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|Cool, you can have my mosquitoes then.
|u/Independent_Judge647 - 1 month
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|Sex outside one time made me realize I only want to have it indoors.
|u/Wrathwilde - 1 month
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|Whipped Cream. Ever accidentally spill a sugar soda and you miss a spot
|and it’s sticky & gross when it dries. Yeah, right after the whipped
|cream is licked off, that area becomes sticky in the same way.
|u/Everything_Breaks - 1 month
|
|Maple syrup turns into gorilla glue. Even waddling to the shower and
|separating there was painful for both of us Edit: everyone thinks
|I'm Canadian now and I'm okay with it. Eh.
|u/zodiacallymaniacal - 1 month
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|Found the Canadian, guys!!
|u/willclerkforfood - 1 month
|
|True Canadians know that you just use a hockey stick to pry
|yourselves apart instead of waddling to the shower like a couple
|of hosers.
|u/NRMusicProject - 1 month
|
|A real Canadian wouldn't regret it.
|u/CopyrightedThread - 1 month
|
|I thought that Canadians putting syrup on everything was just a
|joke, well, jokes on me.
|u/m_Mimikk - 1 month
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|Maybe it depends more on the type you use but i don’t remember
|stickiness being an issue when i tried this.
|u/ISpyM8 - 1 month
|
|I was once hooking up with this girl who would buy Family size bags
|of pretzels and cake icing, and dip the pretzels in the icing to
|snack on. One time she was snacking on them when I came over, and we
|decided to put the icing on her nipples so I could lick it off. It
|was hot in the moment, but it left her nipples super sticky, and she
|had to get in the shower afterwards.
|u/redditguy1974 - 1 month
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|We substituted marshmallow cream because we didn’t have any whipped
|cream. That was a big mistake, although it does lead to a LOT of
|mouth action.
|u/Fuzzy_Square_6262 - 1 month
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|Sex on the beach. Sand, so much sand.
|u/Death_black - 1 month
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|Anakin can relate
|u/AwsumO2000 - 1 month
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|it's coarse and it gets everywhere
|u/meenbao - 1 month
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|Intercoarse
|u/phunbradley - 1 month
|
|They say if you have sex on the beach and say his name 3 times he
|will come to slaughter all your men, women, and children.
|u/FactLicker - 1 month
|
|Hey, I just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost
|everywhere. Teehee.
|u/JohnyStringCheese - 1 month
|
|I love that this episode is right before Dinner Party which
|(along with Scott's Tots) is usually regarded as the cringiest of
|all episodes but no one gives any love to The Deposition. One of
|my favorite scenes in the entire series is when Michael is
|looking around the cafeteria and sees everyone reading his
|personal diary, then Toby tries to genuinely relate to him and he
|just slowly slides his lunch tray off the table.
|u/Tardos_ - 1 month
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|🎶Feeling hot hot hot!
|u/BelowAveIntelligence - 1 month
|
|That’s how you get the Screamin Seagull
|u/Jackoff_Alltrades - 1 month
|
|Looking for that guy who tried scat and regretted it Edit: [this guy
|](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/comment/crzf7j9?st
|=JH6BZ261&sh=27238d0a)
|u/BojackTrashMan - 1 month
|
|This is a great example of why people need to understand that just
|because you like something in porn doesn't mean you will enjoy it in
|real life. Porn only gives you a visual of what's happening, and a
|very specific heightened visual that isn't what most people will look
|like while doing those things. It does not give you feel, smell, or
|taste. Jumping right into going directly into the mouth was a hell
|of a choice for him. I find it wild that never for a second did he
|think "Hmmm, shit smells bad. Probably tastes bad too" I'm
|incredulous that he found some way to finish because if something
|like that happened to me I would be running to vomit and then dump
|the most alcohol-filled mouthwash in my mouth and gargle for the next
|30 years.
|u/satireplusplus - 1 month
|
|> > > Porn only gives you a visual of what's happening, and a
|very specific heightened visual that isn't what most people will
|look like while doing those things. Also audio
|u/Fyrrys - 1 month
|
|Pfft, look at this guy leaving his porn unmuted
|u/Chewbuddy13 - 1 month
|
|I remember an interview with some porn stars, and they said the one
|thing they didn't anticipate on the set was the smell. They
|mentioned that it smells somewhat, and their first couple times
|shooting it was bothersome to them.
|u/Delamoor - 1 month
|
|Oooh, here's an opportunity to type out one of my gross-out party
|stories! I once went to a swingers party; specifically a
|gangbang. Didn't realise it was a gangbang until I got there, and
|the people involved are some of the elast attractive people I've
|seen that month but y'know, paid the doorfee, didn't want to be
|that guy who turns up, sees everyone and nopes out of there like
|a rude dude. Whatever, let's try this. Judge not! We go upstairs
|and people start. I'm not really into it, but am trying to ride
|this wave; new experiences, right? Well... Someone decided to
|try anal without prep, and my god... Within about 2 minutes the
|whole room stank of bowel. I'm standing at the back of the room
|in a towel, the lady's partner is like "come on man, get in
|here!" And I'm like "...nah, I'm good just watching for now, I
|think...", just watching person after person pump and leave.
|...but eventually we run out of other people. Decision time. I
|have multiple people urging me to get on the bed and get
|involved. So I get on the bed, she starts giving me oral,
|absolutely *nothing* is happening, this is the polar opposite of
|sexy. I'm flaccid, uncomfortable and everything stinks of bowel.
|After about 5 minutes I'm like 'OH GEEZ WELL GEEZ EVERYONE,
|GEEPERS GOSH THAT WAS FUN; ALL FINISHED HAHA', the lady is
|confused because y'know, I'm clearly not finished, but whatever,
|her partner's still there to finish up with, I clear the fuck out
|and have a quick shower, go downstairs, turn down the host's
|offer of Viagra or whatever, clear out and get on the hour long
|train home at 1am. But that smell isn't going anywhere. Bowel.
|I'm worried it's burned into my brain. It's all I can smell. And
|it's goddamn awful, because I used to work in a job where I had
|to clean human shit off floors and walls in disability group
|homes; it's an overwhelming memory trigger for a really awful
|time in my life. Not fun. I get home and have a proper shower.
|Realise that there is shit smeared all down my leg. It had been
|on the bed when I crawled onto it. ...Never went to another
|swingers party.
|u/Thisiswhoiam782 - 1 month
|
|Isn't it crazy how far we'll go to avoid the fear of offending
|someone, confrontation, or judgement? Like..."Sure, I am
|unaroused and nauseated, and can't imagine wanting anything
|less in my life, but would hate for strangers to think I'm not
|into it." But you do have a helluva story. Thank you for
|suffering so we can be educated and entertained.
|u/pinkthreadedwrist - 1 month
|
|Even scat subs have all these questions about "how can shit be
|made to taste better?" Like... it's shit. It *doesn't go in your
|mouth* and it smells bad for a reason! I'm not kink shaming but it
|is concerning for health reasons!
|u/Th3_Accountant - 1 month
|
|I have thankfully never tried scat but I have tried pee sex and my
|experience was similar; the second I could taste the warm, salty pee
|in my mouth I regretted my choice.
|u/Jaeger-the-great - 1 month
|
|Pissing on is way different than pissing in. I had a FWB who wanted
|to pee in my ass and I had to tell him that would essentially be
|giving me an enema which would result in me having to shit very
|shortly following it, which would likely kill the entire fantasy
|for him. Maybe a fun fantasy, but I had a feeling in execution he
|would not like the end result
|u/fly_away5 - 1 month
|
|Did you politely continue though 🤣
|u/PIPBOY-2000 - 1 month
|
|A gentleman until the end!
|u/DM_Toes_Pic - 1 month
|
|Sounding porn is hard to find where the girl shows her face. I've
|probably seen and fapped to every single video out there. When I
|was in a brothel, a girl and I were chatting and having drinks
|and she brought up that she loves sounding men with her heels.
|I've never noped out faster in my life than at that moment.
|u/Aerolite15 - 1 month
|
|Pray for bro 😭🙏
|u/Jackoff_Alltrades - 1 month
|
|A shitty situation for sure
|u/Pantera_Of_Lys - 1 month
|
|OMG I was already feeling ~~nauseous~~ nauseated today, chances of me
|eating dinner are now zero, wtf
|u/TheHugsy - 1 month
|
|I love the way he saw it through because he was more concerned about
|a brief moment of embarrassment with a woman he’s never going to meet
|again than about having a literal mouthful of shit.
|u/DarkZethis - 1 month
|
|I do wonder why it never occured to him to taste his own shit to know
|if he's even into it, before paying a lot of money just to be
|disappointed.
|u/HenrikWL - 1 month
|
|The wildest part about that was this: > I finished myself off by
|wanking onto her and then she let me take a shower to clean myself up
|before I left. How bro could even get it up - let alone finish -
|after an experience like that, I will never understand.
|u/Discopete1 - 1 month
|
|Fucking in a cornfield. You think you’ve beaten the system, sneaking
|through a few rows of corn so you can get it on in the fresh open air,
|but the ground is either too soft and mud gets everywhere in a bad way,
|or dry and clumpy, The corn is to close together for good
|maneuverability, so you need to hunt around for a gap. if you wait
|until corn maze season, you get too many kids coming across you.
|u/Brief_cases - 1 month
|
|Did you learn that last part from experience????
|u/superspeck - 1 month
|
|I made out with my girlfriend in a dead end at a corn maze. Legit
|got slayed by a little kid that came around a corner and shouted
|“Ewww gross! Didn’t think this was a horror maze!”
|u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 - 1 month
|
|That kid was brutally honest. There’s no coming back from that.
|u/superspeck - 1 month
|
|This was back in the day when October was actually cold. I’m
|not sure what there even was to see except two down jackets,
|wool hats, and gloves. Kid was more in it for the burn than the
|heat.
|u/BananaChips20 - 1 month
|
|RIP
|u/FinancialGur8844 - 1 month
|
|the way id never recover LMFAOOOO
|u/matissethebeast - 1 month
|
|Kids have zero chill
|u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy - 1 month
|
|Absolutely savage. That kid is going places.
|u/Mike_with_Wings - 1 month
|
|Kids are brutal
|u/Fyrrys - 1 month
|
|#FATALITY!
|u/justcougit - 1 month
|
|It sounds like multiple past experiences lol
|u/Substantial-Park65 - 1 month
|
|He kept trying
|u/Krags - 1 month
|
|Hi there Theresa May
|u/jtr99 - 1 month
|
|I believe wheat is Theresa's specific kink.
|u/Mikesaidit36 - 1 month
|
|What’s the *right* number of kids coming across you?
|u/SeatGlittering4559 - 1 month
|
|Surely you know where the gap is by now.
|u/froschquark - 1 month
|
|it's lower. ...lower. TOO LOW!
|u/realzoidberg - 1 month
|
|... Lower
|u/4th_chakra - 1 month
|
|Children of the corn
|u/thehighepopt - 1 month
|
|All these comments about cars. Y'all just needed to come of age when
|there were plenty of cars from the 70s or before. I could almost lay
|down across the back seat of my 79 Ford LTD2 with the doors closed.
|All kinds of space for sex back there.
|u/ceruleansensei - 1 month
|
|My high school car was a '98 Buick LeSabre with the bench seats.
|Absolutely perfect for teenaged mischief. When I finally sold it in
|my mid-20s, the guy I sold it to deep cleaned it and found an
|(unopened lol) glow-in-the-dark condom wedged between the seat
|cushions 😂 The thing got about 13 mpg in the winter but dang I
|loved it anyway lol.
|u/IAmBroom - 1 month
|
|Child, mine was a '78 Gran Torino. 8 mpg. Gas was well over
|$2/gallon, a price it didn't rise again to for decades. "I'm out of
|gas!" wasn't a pick-up line.
|u/sntwoplus - 1 month
|
|Anything where sex + water (pool, ocean, shower etc). Water is not a
|good lubricant.
|u/Big-Carpenter7921 - 1 month
|
|Ocean or lake is worse because you're pumping that nasty water inside
|them
|u/Fluttershyy94 - 1 month
|
|I was quite young when I had sex in the ocean for the first time.
|Freaked out afterwards thinking about how wrecked I'd get if whale
|semen or something of the like had gotten in there. Lmfao.
|u/Schneider21 - 1 month
|
|oh my god i'm gonna have to drop out of school to raise this baby
|beluga! **Edit**: This is now my highest-rated comment in 13
|years of using Reddit. I'm weirdly excited to tell my wife all
|about this over dinner
|u/BananaBladeOfDoom - 1 month
|
|This is how mermaids are made.
|u/thisismeritehere - 1 month
|
|That’s how they’re mer-made
|u/ShillinTheVillain - 1 month
|
|Bastard beluga in the deep blue sea, Swim so wild and you swim
|so free, Heaven above and the sea below And a human/whale
|hybrid on the go!
|u/chubbytitties - 1 month
|
|The overlap of sexually active and think a whale could impregnate
|you is....concerning
|u/jakeandcupcakes - 1 month
|
|How old were you that you thought THAT would be an issue? Jesus
|u/blitzwig - 1 month
|
|But surely that defeats the porpoise?
|u/embiggenedmind - 1 month
|
|This is why sex education *and* statistics needs to be taught in
|schools.
|u/Aerolite15 - 1 month
|
|WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DESCRIBE IT LIKE THAT
|u/WorldTravelerKevin - 1 month
|
|Yep, threw up in my mouth a little. Thank you 🙏 🤢
|u/Aleph_NULL__ - 1 month
|
|i don't know who needs to hear this but silicone based waterproof
|lube exists and is like $10.
|u/Genrl_Malaise - 1 month
|
|Also, silicone lube works great on rubber o-rings, non silicone
|weather stripping, etc. seriously works better than armor all on
|car weather seals.
|u/GenitalPatton - 1 month
|
|I don’t get the shower hate. I (and my partner) enjoyed it every time
|we’ve done it.
|u/MorkSal - 1 month
|
|It's because they are crazy people who actually have the stream
|going over their privates, instead of being on other parts of them
|or adjacent.
|u/RoastedRhino - 1 month
|
|Exactly, the trick is to direct the water so that it does not
|wash your privates. Also, ideally nobody should drown.
|u/MorkSal - 1 month
|
|I might say that is a necessity, not an ideally, but I'm not
|going to kink shame 
|u/Architect_Aerhyrian - 1 month
|
|Sex in a field! Seemed super romantic and spontaneous. We both ended up
|getting chigger bites all of and thought the other gave std’s…. After
|some name calling and a doctor visit later, we just had big bites from
|our choice of bed lol
|u/Technical_Eye_5717 - 1 month
|
|Yeah, we went for garden sex. Shame about the ants nest.
|u/Norwegianxrp - 1 month
|
|Paige no!!
|u/MsFig - 1 month
|
|“After some name calling and a doctor visit later…” LMAO I know you
|both look back at this and laugh your asses off.
|u/hearnia_2k - 1 month
|
|What the heck is a chigger?!
|u/_b1ack0ut - 1 month
|
|A chigger is a tiny little arachnid from the same family as ticks,
|that likes to eat skin, they’re small, red, and usually go
|unnoticed due to their size, but they like to have a good ol chomp,
|and leave you covered in little red welts. Not typically
|dangerous to your health, but real itchy scratchy. They’re known
|as chiggers in North America, harvest mites in Britain, but are
|also referred to as berry bugs, bush mites, red bugs, and a handful
|of other names. Standard insect repellant is usually enough to get
|em to fuck off [a chigger and their
|bites](https://imgur.com/a/Cx1zAmW)
|u/Individual-Being7693 - 1 month
|
|an Ex wanted to try going to sleep together while I was inside her. but
|without having sex first. So here we are spooning and horny me
|instinctively just wants to thrust. magical for her, the worst blue
|balls of my life.
|u/lazybumdan - 1 month
|
|Bros junk was left marinating😂😂😂😂😂😂.
|u/WickedShiesty - 1 month
|
|Mormons call it soaking lol
|u/KindBrilliant7879 - 1 month
|
|as an ex mormon, the shit college-aged mormons do to get around
|the rules never ceases to blow my mind lmao edit for clarity:
|like, mormons take their religion *so* seriously, there are no
|loose rules. ever seen those tiktoks where a guy goes onto BYU
|campus and asks ridiculous “would you rather” questions? (e.g.,
|“would you rather have a sip of coffee or a cup of cooking oil?”,
|and the students enthusiastically answer “cooking oil”, or,
|alternatively, go “ahh i don’t want to but i have no choice, so,
|the cooking oil”) yeah, those videos are not fake or hyperbole,
|that’s just exactly how Mormons are. so, considering “laying on
|top of one another”, making out, touching each other unless it’s
|a hug or something, rubbing up on each other, etc are all against
|the Law of Chastity in Mormonism, it baffles me that these
|college kids are truly so horny that they’re willing to break all
|of those and then tell themselves “but it’s not sex cus i’m not
|moving!” to cope lmfao edit 2: all the mormons in the replies
|who are saying this isn’t a thing make it so much funnier, y’all
|just didn’t hang around people who would trust you enough to tell
|you, it’s absolutely a real thing😭
|u/SOwED - 1 month
|
|Yeah this one has always been hilarious to me. Like, in all
|senses, legally, healthwise, pregnancy-wise, it's sex. It's
|just really shitty sex.
|u/VelvetyDogLips - 1 month
|
|When I was in college, a Sikh girl once told me about how her
|boyfriend wouldn’t put more than the tip into her, at her
|request, so as to “save her virginity”. I didn’t have the heart
|to vocalize the “Lolwut” that immediately crossed my mind. I
|was reminded of all those jokes about “It’s not gay if (some
|weird arbitrary condition).”
|u/squirtloaf - 1 month
|
|When I was a young, I toured working for hair metal bands.
|EVERYBODY knew it was going to be a wild ride when we went
|through Salt Lake City, and it always was. Apparently, there
|is a loophole for horny young Mormon girls where they can have
|hot fuck parties with liiiiike Def Leppard or Poison.
|u/theSkyCow - 1 month
|
|And this is how the poophole loophole was born.
|u/skywatcher87 - 1 month
|
|This is how pickles are made
|u/Owl55 - 1 month
|
|Standing 69. Anytime we do it, I end up with the worst headaches from
|being upside-down too long. And the worst part is, my wife thinks I’m
|faking the headaches.
|u/dugongsidekick - 1 month
|
|Your wife's jaw muscles are extremely impressive
|u/MrHanslaX - 1 month
|
|"Look honey, no hands!!"
|u/OttoVonWong - 1 month
|
|Headache by snu snu!
|u/MrGizthewiz - 1 month
|
|Don't talk with your mouth full
|u/tegrob - 1 month
|
|*"mmhmlook mhoneymmh, mnohands!"
|u/Inner-Chip8503 - 1 month
|
|LMFAO
|u/Kittykatinahat - 1 month
|
|Got a little overly ambitious after watching the olympics?
|u/rpgguy_1o1 - 1 month
|
|WWE actually, The Undertaker just makes the Tombstone look so hot
|u/marriedboy - 1 month
|
|r/HolUp
|u/stuntobor - 1 month
|
|She must be strong or he's a wee lad.
|u/DucK_0811 - 1 month
|
|I was curious about this lol only thing I can think is he may
|be really strong and doing a handstand?!
|u/undisputed_truth - 1 month
|
|Haha, I don’t often actually laugh out loud on Reddit, but this was
|damn funny
|u/ItHappenedToMeX3 - 1 month
|
|Sex in the huge space under the large rhododendron bushes in the
|gardens of the Palais de Versailles started well; both exhilarated and
|up for it at first but the mood was killed by the click of cameras and
|cries of encouragement in Japanese. We weren't the only ones who
|thought it would be cool to walk inside the bushes.....
|u/boardjock - 1 month
|
|Were they yelling, cumpie! 😉😆
|u/nater255 - 1 month
|
|This is a fantastic joke that only works for a pretty small
|selection of people. I applaud your language humor.
|u/htmlcoderexe - 1 month
|
|Bilingual humour is best
|u/Dachannien - 1 month
|
|Based on your username, all I can say is, kudos to you for not giving
|up after the first time.
|u/onlinelink2 - 1 month
|
|so if they boo’d you and filmed it would be okay?
|u/Andreus - 1 month
|
|Sex in the shower. **Expectation:** Two glistening bodies intertwined
|as water cascades over the two of you, a moment of passion under the
|waterfall. **Reality:** No matter how big you *think* your shower is,
|there's never as much room as you expect. If you're a couple that needs
|to use lube, guess how easily it gets washed away. Having sex standing
|up is fucking *tiring*. The water will always be the wrong temperature
|for at least one of you, probably both. If you have long hair, good
|luck keeping it out of the way when it's wet.
|u/nquesada92 - 1 month
|
|even just showering with another person is less enjoyable, someone is
|nice and warm under the shower head and I am standing at the back of
|the tub very very cold
|u/BumbleBear1 - 1 month
|
|The way I solved this is to turn the temp all the way up (unless
|you actually are trying to shower) and just set the hose in a
|direction that won't result in anyone getting burned, creating a
|sauna-like situation that makes both of you warm. Although,
|usually, the shower is reserved for non-PiV sex stuff for the
|obvious reasons
|u/AGuyAndHisCat - 1 month
|
|Sex after a night out with your long term partner as you feel full.from
|dinner, drinks, and dessert. Better option is sex before the date
|night, on a towel to keep the bed dry. I do wonder how many of my ex's
|I converted to sex before the date as routine.
|u/Geegollygozard - 1 month
|
|How have we not realized sooner? Desert and a steak slaps infinitely
|harder after sex
|u/squally82 - 1 month
|
|shower sex seems like a great idea till you're there, drowning under
|the tap or freezing your but off cuz there is no water hitting you
|u/anadaws - 1 month
|
|Not to mention that water washes away everything important!
|u/DoYouEvenLIFTbro117 - 1 month
|
|When chicks wear those crotch less panties, that shit gives my dick a
|rug burn. Ya, they nice to look at, but my dick hurts, take it off
|u/GroupFunInBed - 1 month
|
|I always take my dick off before sex
|u/PleaseNoMoreSalt - 1 month
|
|Detachable peeeeniiiiis
|u/CitizenMillennial - 1 month
|
|Beat me to it! [Nostalgia
|](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=vsr8vQvkTr2xmbID)
|u/StrangeWhiteVan - 1 month
|
|I looked in the medicine cabinet, cuz sometimes I leave it
|there 
|u/zarifex - 1 month
|
|He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
|u/Tight_Bookkeeper_582 - 1 month
|
|Such a gentleman 🥰
|u/UnstableConstruction - 1 month
|
|Same with pulling the underwear aside.
|u/Try_Banning_THIS - 1 month
|
|This is so annoyingly true.  GF thinks it’s so hot, and so do I.  But
|it feels awful. 
|u/hillswalker87 - 1 month
|
|pretty much anything that's not done in a bed/couch. if you're both the
|perfect hight for each other for standing doggy then that can work.
|but generally anything else becomes a joint calisthenics routine that
|neither person is up to.
|u/koniash - 1 month
|
|Don't agree at all. Different pieces of furniture can be quite
|interesting and lead to unusual positions and angles. I have several
|fond memories of a certain kitchen island and washing machine that
|served very well. Also the spontaneous aspect adds to the experience.
|u/NoOneNew112 - 1 month
|
|Sex with your roommates girlfriend.
|u/b0nz1 - 1 month
|
|Are you my former room mate?
|u/I_Suck_Fartss - 1 month
|
|No, he’s your girlfriend.
|u/tom2091 - 1 month
|
|Fuck you Kyle
|u/Genericslavman29 - 1 month
|
|Fuck you fat ass
|u/Miserable_Crow_7163 - 1 month
|
|My wife sitting on my face. It's fun and I love it, but it's
|disappointing because she was given specific instructions to let me die
|under there and I'm still very much alive.
|u/etched - 1 month
|
|One ex of mine wanted so badly for him to eat me out while I was
|straddling his face He choked. He fucking choked a LOT because I
|was so wet and like what else would happen??? We had to stop
|everything and he went to the bathroom to hack for a good solid 5
|minutes. Since then I really don't enjoy receiving oral. Like if
|someone wants to do it I'm not going to complain but after a short
|while I just tell them I'd rather have them inside of me. No hurt
|feelings lmfao
|u/Greglebowski74 - 1 month
|
|Changing room in a clothing store. My OH called me in to check her
|dress, and it went from there. Because I was so scared of being caught,
|I lasted about 11 seconds. So longer than normal.
|u/SeatGlittering4559 - 1 month
|
|What the fuck is OH, Old hoe, OHIO??
|u/DoctorBallard77 - 1 month
|
|I thought Old Hag lmfao
|u/Greglebowski74 - 1 month
|
|Other Half. British term.
|u/papawam - 1 month
|
|OH. I was going through every slang street term I could think of
|. Never heard that before.
|u/Murky_Crow - 1 month
|
|The British lie. They’re speaking in code about their plans
|to invade Ohio. Little do they know, Ohio has already invaded
|*them*.
|u/ataraxic89 - 1 month
|
|It's not a British term. Just people don't usually abbreviate it
|on Reddit. I wish people would stop abbreviating things but are
|not extremely common where they are talking.
|u/Alley-Omalley - 1 month
|
|I also WPWSATBANECWTAT
|u/quantboi2911 - 1 month
|
|Wish Public Water Systems And Tanks in BANgladesh Existed
|Codependent With The Aquifers and Tubewells.
|WPWSATBANECWTAT. There you go.
|u/Alley-Omalley - 1 month
|
|How did you know this is what I was talking about?!?
|u/Accomplished_Ant5895 - 1 month
|
|Not just British
|u/Oceanviewnights - 1 month
|
|I like old hoe better
|u/Blastafary - 1 month
|
|i thought it was other husand lmao
|u/truenorthrookie - 1 month
|
|But is that not WHY change room sex is exciting? No one is doing
|their best work in there. It’s pure adrenaline on the risk of being
|caught.
|u/Own-Anything8360 - 1 month
|
|the sound...
|u/MrPhysicist - 1 month
|
|Is someone making mac and cheese over there?
|u/tacocollector2 - 1 month
|
|My freshman roommate used to eat mac and cheese cups in the
|dark at night. I know she was eating mac and cheese because she
|had to prep it with the light on. Still a very weird noise to
|fall asleep to.
|u/TheHancock - 1 month
|
|The perfect distraction…
|u/PerfectlySplendid - 1 month
|
|skirt political trees far-flung seed languid squealing
|water shy squeamish
|u/fingerscrossedcoup - 1 month
|
|You know she was eating M&C because you don't want to think
|about what was really happening.
|u/rodrigoelp - 1 month
|
|You know what they say: 11 seconds in heaven is better than 10
|seconds in heaven
|u/I_DESTROY_HUMMUS - 1 month
|
|It's business time
|u/sexyhairynurse - 1 month
|
|Food play. It's just messy
|u/veonyys - 1 month
|
|Many people praise large genitals in men, just as many men boast about
|them. In reality this is not true, the average distance to the uterus
|is 5.5 inches, anything more can cause harm and pain. This is a painful
|experience not only for girls, but also prevents guys from relaxing and
|having fun
|u/StarryMind322 - 1 month
|
|Last I measured was around 5ish inches. For some reason (society),
|I’ve dealt with insane insecurities with my “member”. Seeing this
|post helps me overcome that just a little bit.
|u/Hier0phant - 1 month
|
|Love yourself, man it's about how you use it.
|u/The4th88 - 1 month
|
|Yeah, can confirm. I'm much larger than the average and I've
|cockblocked myself multiple times by accidentally bashing her cervix.
|Some positions are better than others but generally speaking anything
|that gets me in deep is going to be bad. My current gf once had
|period like cramps for days from one stray thrust in doggy once.
|u/MsGodot - 1 month
|
|Also, I always feel bad for dudes like that because there is no way
|they’re getting oral that is nearly as satisfying. It’s just not
|physiologically possible to do all the same things with a giant
|member. If it’s on the smaller side of average it gets stimulation
|root to tip, ya know?
|u/Webbecles - 1 month
|
|Praying no one who knows me finds this post. But it’s a real pain
|being well endowed. 8’ isn’t insane, but it’s not small. There’s no
|such thing as losing myself with my wife. There’s passion and
|intimacy of course, but there is no getting lost in the moment. If I
|do I’m basically stabbing my wife with my dick and it hurts her a
|lot. You have to be super careful with angles. It makes oral much
|more fun honestly. Edit* 8” not 8’. I am not in fact a character
|from the boys.
|u/inkstainedwrists - 1 month
|
|You should consider getting an OhNut. It allows you to customize
|penetration depth.
|u/IAmBroom - 1 month
|
|It doesn't make oral more fun for her, honestly.
|u/oooblackensippen - 1 month
|
|8’ is indeed insane
|u/BonnieMcMurray - 1 month
|
|You can get things that slip over your dick so that you can't go so
|deep. I forget what they're called. They're basically dick
|doughnuts. Highly recommended for those with epically lengthy pork
|swords!
|u/musuperjr585 - 1 month
|
|Car sex Shower sex. Sex on an airplane. All seem great in theory
|and are hyped up, but In practice they are all extremely awkward.
|Don't get me wrong I'm not a prude , but in my experience all three of
|these activities are largely unenjoyable. Obviously we still have sex
|in these places but none are actually that enjoyable or practical.
|u/Nervous-Masterpiece4 - 1 month
|
|Sex in a station wagon with a mattress is fine. Only downside is so
|much condensation on the windows.
|u/tiny_tims_legs - 1 month
|
|Hehe, this was how the cops caught me and my wife sleeping together
|for the first time. We cuddled up in the back of my Mazda 5 with
|blankets and sleeping bags and the windows fogged. We were woken up
|at 2am with flashlights and knocking on the window 😅
|u/wendigos_and_witches - 1 month
|
|Oh man saaaame…high school boyfriend, back of his mom’s station
|wagon. We were buck ass nekid when the cop tapped on the fogged
|up window. Thankfully he was a nice guy and even laughed at the
|whole thing then told us to go home.
|u/UnparticularStuff - 1 month
|
|why the fuck would you have sex on an airplane
|u/Arvid_drums - 1 month
|
|To join the “Mile-high-club” obviously… most people do it on the
|toilets though, but that’s rancid as well.
|u/darkfall115 - 1 month
|
|I still don't get how horny you have to be to have a sex in an
|airplane toilet. That's like one of the worst places on Earth
|(and in the air above, lmao) to be in for any longer than
|necessary.
|u/CaptainCrabcake - 1 month
|
|Pretty sure it isn’t about being horny, it’s just about having
|done it
|u/jtr99 - 1 month
|
|A little of column A, a little of column B.
|u/awwwwJeezypeepsman - 1 month
|
|Car sex is incredible, just go on back seat or use the bonnet lol
|u/empire161 - 1 month
|
|The thing that makes car sex great is the fact that it's never just
|casual 'let's get this over with' sex, that just so happens to be
|in a car. The only time you have sex in a car, is when two people
|literally can't wait to find a bedroom, and it has to happen *right
|then and there*, and in a car is your best chance of not being
|arrested for indecent exposure. I've had it a few times when I
|was dating a girl after college, and we were both living with our
|parents. We were out for dinner and a couple drinks, and had
|literally nowhere else to go afterwards.
|u/Mikeymike34 - 1 month
|
|The bonnet is the hood of the car for those who are wondering.
|u/SaltyPinKY - 1 month
|
|Threesomes with a person you love. 
|u/G8kpr - 1 month
|
|I remember many years ago, I read a story on Reddit where a guy and
|his girlfriend had another couple over and they were drunk and all
|agreed to have a foursome. However when it came time for him to
|Fuck the other woman, he couldn’t really bring himself to do it. So
|he tried to tell his girlfriend that they should just stick with
|their SO and not swap. But she either was too drunk to listen or care
|and he sat in a corner and watched her get plowed by this dude while
|the dude’s girlfriend was making out with his girlfriend and playing
|with her tits. He’s just sobbing and watching it all go down. So,
|this topic came up a year or so later and I wanted to reference that
|story. I searched and searched for it, but I couldn’t find it. But
|I did find about a dozen similar “threesomes gone bad” It’s always a
|“sounds like a good idea” until the act starts and someone’s feelings
|are hurt.
|u/InterestingManager72 - 1 month
|
|Yeah, I had a friend whose boyfriend begged her to be with another
|woman so he could watch. She finally gave in and he became furious
|when he saw how much she was enjoying it! That was the end of that
|one lol
|u/Wills4291 - 1 month
|
|A neighbor begged his wife for a threesome with another woman.
|She finally caved and she ended up divorcing him and partnering
|up with the woman.
|u/SuedeVeil - 1 month
|
|I've never been with a woman and assume I'm straight.. and I'm
|married and in a monogomous relationship so it wouldn't happen,
|but I do wonder if I'd been with a woman and had good sex if I'd
|start to allow myself to see them as potential partners because
|sex to me is a very emotional thing so would it be just sex ? I
|do wonder how many people believe they're 100% straight just
|because they've never opened their mind to the possibility
|u/josey__wales - 1 month
|
|I recently read a study where straight women were found to be
|the most “fluid” sexually. (Not counting Bi folks from both
|sexes of course). They had 4 groups. Straight women. Straight
|men. Gay. Lesbian. They had them watch each variation of porn.
|Apparently the straight women had the same heightened arousal
|to straight sex and lesbian sex. No other group matched this.
|I thought it was interesting. And lined up with my own
|anecdotal experience with different gf’s/friends over the
|years.
|u/_whiskeytits_ - 1 month
|
|Heard a similar story years ago, but from a close friend of mine.
|Her and her husband got drunk with another couple and decided to
|swing. It started hot and heavy, everyone was enjoying themselves,
|but when it came time to actually do some banging, the other dude
|chickened out. My friend's husband was so drunk he got offended and
|angry that the dude wouldn't fuck his wife. It escalated and hubby
|ended up pulling a gun on the other guy! Cops were called and
|everything. I'll never forget when my girl friend told me that
|story, shit was absolutely unhinged. Like something out of a movie.
|Wild. I don't think they are as adventurous anymore.
|u/NeverSayNever2024 - 1 month
|
|"Fuck my wife or I'll blow your brains out" - Yeah, that will put
|me in the mood.
|u/Bluemistake2 - 1 month
|
|Fucken what mate??
|u/DownRUpLYB - 1 month
|
|I remember that one, what an awful story.
|u/I_was_bone_to_dance - 1 month
|
|Yeah I would get hurt. Now a threesome with two people who I barely
|know? That would be fun.
|u/throtic - 1 month
|
|It's almost always just meh... If there's two guys one always
|finishes before the other and has to be around awkwardly waiting...
|If it's two girls one is usually left out while the others are
|going to town. If you're a guy the thought of 2 women is fantastic
|but be realistic, most of the time women can fuck longer than men
|anyways, and now you have to cut your time in half, there's no way
|you're pleasing both fully.
|u/DrBattheFruitBat - 1 month
|
|They definitely don't need to be like this at all. This just
|sounds like 3 people taking turns having 2 person sex.
|u/BartleBossy - 1 month
|
|So many people talk about threesomes and its plain that they
|had a circumstance where one person convinced 1-2 people that
|the threesome was a good idea. As compared to *three people
|who really want to fuck eachother*
|u/BmLeclaire - 1 month
|
|I feel like three people who really want to fuck each other
|is exponentially more rare.
|u/BartleBossy - 1 month
|
|Oh definitely. I think though, that people are judging
|the threesome sexual experience based on sex with people
|who had to be talked into doing it. If you talk *anyone*
|into doing something, its not normally done with the same
|enjoyment or fervor.
|u/Electrical_Reply_770 - 1 month
|
|This was my thought exactly
|u/WTFwhatthehell - 1 month
|
|There's also the selfish option where the guy just relaxes and
|enjoys the attention of 2 women but that probably works best when
|simply hiring a pair of professionals.
|u/old_bald_fattie - 1 month
|
|Long time ago my friend did that. He said it was amazing. Got
|two escorts, got a massage and some funky time. The funny
|thing is he did mention this exact thing. There's no way on
|earth he'd try a threesome with two normal people. He said its
|too much work and kind of stressful.
|u/McBubblez - 1 month
|
|This is not necessarily the case if the same gendered
|participants are both bi / pan. If you’re a man with two women,
|and the women like women, then people are a lot less left out.
|You’re the man giving oral to one woman? She is making out and
|fingering the other, or the other is riding her face. You are
|fucking one woman from behind? She is straddling the other and
|making out or having her nipples sucked. You are fucking a woman
|at the edge of the bed? Have the other lay next to her and finger
|her with the same rhythm. You are beat and blow your first load?
|Watch the two women go at each other with a strap on. Honestly
|the options are endless… Now if the women aren’t interested in
|each other, that is another story all together I’d imagine.
|u/No_Paper_8794 - 1 month
|
|oh yeah that shit definitely caused the downfall of one relationship
|I had
|u/Low_Stress_9180 - 1 month
|
|Sex on the beach. Bloody sand gets everywhere! 3somes are also messy
|and not that exciting after the first few times. Especially as hard to
|find women as the extra, or if extra male you wouldn't believe how many
|can't perform with another guy around, my ex hated that, so
|disappointing. In the end its not worth the bother.
|u/mikedorty - 1 month
|
|Getting deep throated has a high percentage chance of getting vomited
|on in my experience. Vomit is a real mood killer.
|u/Mosh00Rider - 1 month
|
|Solution: Just have a smaller dick.
|u/Mor_Hjordis - 1 month
|
|Even smaller? That will tickle her, she will laugh so hard she will
|puke.
|u/Omugaru - 1 month
|
|Pro-tip, curl your toes if you do that. It somehow magically
|suppresses the gag reflex for a lot of people.
|u/kyarmygeneral - 1 month
|
|That's why it's best not to eat first. Deep throating is definitely
|worth a skipped meal
|u/D00PL33 - 1 month
|
|skill issue
|u/ajbrandt806 - 1 month
|
|Sex in the shower. It’s uncomfortable, water gets where it shouldn’t
|and not where you want, and it’s too slippery to feel secure.
|Foreplay/fondle in the shower but then get out and get in the bed.
|u/TapeDeckSlick - 1 month
|
|Shower sex
|u/Possible-Delay - 1 month
|
|Not just slipping, but my partner got an orgasm migraine, reading a
|bit more about it.. apparently the hot shower can raise blood
|pressure and cause it. She said it’s crazy painful.
|u/Jackmac15 - 1 month
|
|>my partner got an orgasm migraine Suffering from success.
|u/MaxPowerDonkeyJD - 1 month
|
|Seems like a humble brag to me
|u/Jackmac15 - 1 month
|
|My wife also suffers from a chronic overabundance of orgasms,
|it's a crippling affliction.
|u/punksmostlydead - 1 month
|
|Victory has defeated you.
|u/redditoratthemost - 1 month
|
|I had it when I excessively masturbated while standing in a
|corner in the bathroom when I was 13 or 14. The migraine lasted
|for a good 3-4 days. I promise I thought I was gonna die. I still
|supressed my emotions because I couldn't let my mom know it was
|that serious, nor the reason for it.
|u/titterbitter73 - 1 month
|
|I once masturbated for so long in the hot shower that I almost
|passed out. Barely made it outside to get a breath of fresh
|air.
|u/BANOFY - 1 month
|
|Yeah.... I almost broke my ribs cause I did pass out
|...landed with the side of my ribcage right on the sink's
|corner and then hit my head on the toilet bowl . The first
|time parents left me alone for a few days.... It was on the
|first day . I did not leave my bed until they came back XD
|u/SnooPickles55 - 1 month
|
|You were Home Alone yet still chose a shower jerk?
|u/Possible-Delay - 1 month
|
|She was terrified she was going to die, definitely a mood killer.
|u/GrethaThugberg - 1 month
|
|Shower in cold water then, 2000IQ play
|u/theguyfromeuropa - 1 month
|
|Yeah but then something wouldn't be rising
|u/sexwiththebabysitter - 1 month
|
|Check this guy out giving his partner an orgasm.
|u/msproles - 1 month
|
|Same for me, and hot tub sex. The heat causes me to get light headed
|and makes it hard to stay, well, hard.
|u/Killimus2188 - 1 month
|
|Water =/= Lube
|u/Lereas - 1 month
|
|For anyone who does want to try, use silicone lube which will
|stay....lubey in water.
|u/mylittlethrowaway300 - 1 month
|
|And if you spill any on the tile floor, your shower becomes a
|death trap for a month!
|u/straightpunch43 - 1 month
|
|Nah, I absolutely love it, I love it when my girl washes my hair for
|me, or I can brush her hair
|u/Logical_Flounder6455 - 1 month
|
|Just like sex in water of any kind, how can something be wet but dry
|at the same time?
|u/DrummerDKS - 1 month
|
|I have an answer! So water is a terrible lubricant but it’s a great
|solvent. Meaning a woman’s natural lube is dissolved pretty
|quickly in water. Then it basically just feels like skin on skin
|rubbing because regular ol’ water doesn’t do much for human skin as
|a lube. A silicon based lube would hold on to skin better if
|underwater boning is the goal.
|u/PitifulSpecialist887 - 1 month
|
|Late night car sex at the boat ramp. Unfortunately the car was a manual
|transmission, and the "activity level" bumped the shift into neutral.
|It wound up being the wettest I've ever gotten from having sex.
|u/Gadgetownsme - 1 month
|
|It's been almost 5 minutes, and still struggling to keep my laughter
|silent, which is probably making me laugh more. This is 100%
|something that almost happened to me, but the truck was partially
|into the creek. I somehow got my hand onto the brake pedal and pulled
|the e-brake again before we went all the way in. I guess I was in too
|much of a hurry to get the brake engaged enough before activities
|started.
|u/PitifulSpecialist887 - 1 month
|
|We made the local newspaper.
|u/Shh-poster - 1 month
|
|Shower sex. Do it to say you did it and never bother again. And kids,
|don’t fuck under water. It’s bad for the ladies.
|u/energirl - 1 month
|
|Especially for lesbians. I felt like I was being waterboarded!
|u/GroupFunInBed - 1 month
|
|Waterboarded by Lesbians is actually the title of my memoirs. 
|u/Shh-poster - 1 month
|
|“Neither of us need this !!!”
|u/BojackTrashMan - 1 month
|
|I've had shower sex multiple times at the request of my partners, and
|I find it mediocre, but don't mind doing it if they like it. The
|best version of this was when a guy had mentioned wanting to fuck me
|in a wet white shirt. He didn't know I was going to fulfill the
|fantasy and he also didn't know that I had secretly notched the base
|of my white v neck top with a pair of scissors. So after he has the
|visual of me getting wet and the top becoming see through and stuck
|to me, as he's behind me, I tell him to rip it off me. And he
|physically rips it apart, Not knowing he's capable of doing it
|because I put a little tiny notch in the neckline. Being partially
|in and partially out of water means your body is not going to have a
|comfy temperature. But every now and then I don't mind doing things
|that are really fun for other reasons like fulfilling a fantasy for
|yourself or somebody else m
|u/Maleficent_Nobody_75 - 1 month
|
|Tried it once. Ended up getting a concussion because I hit my head
|against the wall. Never trying it again.
|u/MadMohawk1 - 1 month
|
|>And kids. Got me scared for a sec here mate.
|u/Dots_n_funk - 1 month
|
|Threesomes. Too much work. Four or more and it’s fun again. Edit: not
|saying threesomes aren’t fun, just less enjoyable than anticipated, per
|the question.
|u/ur_dad_thinks_im_hot - 1 month
|
|Agree, I’ve had a few threesomes and the logistics are always a
|nightmare lol. Most of it is figuring out who goes where and does
|what when so no one is left out
|u/N_S_Gaming - 1 month
|
|It's an easier time if you're all guys
|u/nillut - 1 month
|
|All aboard the man train! And if there are enough of you, the
|locomotive can even slot into the caboose.
|u/MCRemix - 1 month
|
|Eh, it really just requires everyone be (a) willing to jump in
|wherever they can and (b) aware that sometimes it's okay to sit on
|the sidelines during a threesome. Not every position will fit 3
|easily. I've had a bunch of both varieties and they're always fun
|if everyone is chill and focused on overall pleasure instead of
|trying to always get theirs in.
|u/19tidder50 - 1 month
|
|Intercourse in water. Too squeaky, the natural lube gets washed away.
|u/Repulsive-Ratio-1778 - 1 month
|
|Outdoor sex. Mosquitoes suck.
|u/uneducated_guess_69 - 1 month
|
|Me neither, I'm on that competitive sex grind Hoping to go pro next
|season
|u/jfkeys - 1 month
|
|Definitely into ranked doubles
|u/Tschitschibabin - 1 month
|
|4v4 chaos
|u/RaikiruRyan - 1 month
|
|This guy Rocket Leagues.
|u/SuperMadBro - 1 month
|
|You're probably getting carried as a cuck main.
|u/zahacker - 1 month
|
|As a man who’s done it that “emotional connection” is akin to drugs
|when it’s involved, yeah random sex isn’t different from
|masturbation, pheromones are great until both go their separate ways
|and your biology is stating things you know don’t exist.
|u/aabbccbb - 1 month
|
|> yeah random sex isn’t different from masturbation I disagree.
|There's no BS with masturbation. No awkward convos, no hanging out
|with someone you're not genuinely interested in, no nothing. I jack
|off then go to sleep. "Post-nut clarity" just means I have some
|tabs to close. Also, the only virus Imma get is on my computer, not
|my willy. lol Not hating on casual sex at all...I've just learned
|that it's not for me.
|u/InvertedCobraRoll - 1 month
|
|As I get further and further past college I find it’s more about the
|relationship with the other person than the actual act itself
|u/JustAlex69 - 1 month
|
|Ay same, after my last relationship i had a couple of hookups, sex
|without emotions is...bland by comparison.
|u/notthatguypal6900 - 1 month
|
|Almost any move or position you see in porn. Feels the same and most
|often is just more exhausting to try for more than a few minutes.
|u/Bexewa - 1 month
|
|Pro tip: Never get a blowjob close to a wasp nest while holding a
|sandwich
|u/evilkiki666 - 1 month
|
|Wish I read this an hour ago
|u/Flame_Fist_Ace - 1 month
|
|So no sandwich next time thanks 👍
|u/dr_xenon - 1 month
|
|DP. Takes some work to get everyone positioned and moving in sync. If
|someone zigs when they shoulda zagged dicks pop out. It’s still fun.
|u/GalacticNexus - 1 month
|
|This is one thing I do really want to try at least once, but it does
|seem complicated.
|u/dr_xenon - 1 month
|
|I don’t discourage anyone from trying it, just be aware it may be
|difficult to make it work. You try it, if it works it works, if
|not it goes back to a regular 3some.
|u/squirtloaf - 1 month
|
|>>a regular 3some TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE
|u/dr_xenon - 1 month
|
|It’s pretty good. Thanks for asking.
|u/ChronoLegion2 - 1 month
|
|That would require so much to come together: a girl who likes anal
|and two guys who don’t mind their junk touching
|u/nilestyle - 1 month
|
|May your inbox rest in peace
|u/blitzwig - 1 month
|
|...and your outbox.
|u/rustyknight101 - 1 month
|
|Upright against a wall sex. I’m 6”4, can bench 120kg on a bad day, she
|was the epitome of petite, but it still felt like trying to hump a sack
|of spuds…..still married her though 💪
|u/Pepi4 - 1 month
|
|Having a big boner then losing it
|u/banjofitzgerald - 1 month
|
|You ever consider putting up flyers around town to see if anyone
|found it?
|u/twitch1982 - 1 month
|
|I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was
|missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable This
|comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think
|it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't
|need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next
|morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
|First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I
|called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either
|I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason
|I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So, I told them if
|it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the
|party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get
|desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long;
|it makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to
|sit down every time I take a leak After a few hours of searching
|the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to
|get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then,
|as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all
|those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my
|penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy
|was selling it--I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two
|bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen I took it home, washed
|it off and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People
|sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't
|know--even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a
|detachable penis
|u/ShreddedChettar - 1 month
|
|Any situation involving pulling her panties to one side. The primal
|passionate nature and in-the-momentness of it is fun and all but wears
|off pretty quick when you start getting a rug burn on the side of your
|dick
|u/According-Listen-991 - 1 month
|
|Glory Hole. 😞
|u/Mumbert - 1 month
|
|Suppose the other guy is picturing a girl, also?
|u/NotNufffCents - 1 month
|
|Hows he gonna do that with a dick in his mouth?
|u/reggiebags - 1 month
|
|When I was 18 I didn't know what glory holes were. I went to an adult
|arcade and went in one of the booths. I was pretty naive and thought
|the holes on the side walls were to prevent people from masturbating
|because your neighbor would see you. Then some old man fingers
|started poking through the hole and I got creeped out and left.
|u/DueCaramel7770 - 1 month
|
|Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh 😭😭😭😭
|u/just_a_timetraveller - 1 month
|
|Still thinking of that video where a guy sticks his dick through one
|of these and there is another dude on the other side. That dude puts
|a lighter to the guy's dick to burn it.
|u/Jonesalot - 1 month
|
|Sir, I did not need to read that What if I said Gloryhole
|Guillotine, how would that make you feel?
|u/MVPRondo - 1 month
|
|I guess like Theon… er… Reek at that point
|u/SettledWater - 1 month
|
|Hot tub sex - the chlorine just dries everything up, and its pretty
|awful
|u/GvonOtt19 - 1 month
|
|Majong
|u/lilidarkwind - 1 month
|
|Anything in a car.
|u/2x4x93 - 1 month
|
|Especially now that I am more ...mature
|u/unclewombie - 1 month
|
|Old. You are old. Me too! Strictly comfort for us lol ;)
|u/Pochechoe - 1 month
|
|Car action was fun for me actually. Always move to the back seats
|u/Cate-H - 1 month
|
|I think this is obvious, shower/bath sex. End up slipping everywhere,
|water makes you dry, not enough space, unintentionally almost water
|boarded
|u/yorkumba789 - 1 month
|
|Having sex with a guy who has a very, very big penis. It
|looks/feels nice and is very sexually appealing. But penetration is
|often horribly painful and can legit cause serious damage to your
|vagina. A guy I hooked up with who had a comically large penis broke
|down crying over this. He was 26, had around a dozen sexual
|experiences, and every single time the woman had to back out when it
|came to penetration. He had not had normal PiV sex ever, in his entire
|life.
|u/SmugglingPineapples - 1 month
|
|Guy I knew, his wife gave him permission to go and and fornicate
|whatever/whenever he wanted just so she didn't have to take more
|penile abuse than necessary.
|u/Leprechaunaissance - 1 month
|
|FFM threesome. It's hard to conceive of any circumstance that would
|ever lead me to decline an invitation to take part in one but I've done
|it before and found it didn't meet with all the hype.
|u/MiaYYZ - 1 month
|
|Threesomes : next time I want to disappoint two people at once I’ll
|stick to dinner with my parents
|u/torrent29 - 1 month
|
|I'm laughing way too much at this.
|u/sennyonelove - 1 month
|
|Sex anywhere other than in a comfortable bed with full privacy. I still
|don't get how people have sex in a public bathroom. It's so unsanitary.
|How depraved do you have to be to have sex in a place where people
|shit?!
|u/Txusmah - 1 month
|
|Sex while stuck in the dryer We finally decided to turn it off I was
|getting dizzy
|u/Diqt - 1 month
|
|Sex on cocaine is overrated Kids don’t do drugs
|u/Thoreau80 - 1 month
|
|Save them for the adults.
|u/sleepparalysisdemang - 1 month
|
|Having sex with the intention of having kids...
|u/grandmofftalkin - 1 month
|
|The hard part is that you spent your entire sex-having life trying
|*not* to get someone pregnant. It's a mental switch that is hard to
|flip.
|u/xanaful - 1 month
|
|Breeding kink has entered chat
|u/SobchakCommaWalter - 1 month
|
|Fuck I never realized how much more miserable this type of sex was
|than “normal” sex. Spot on.
|u/sleepparalysisdemang - 1 month
|
|Yeah man my friend and his wife split after almost 3 years of
|trying. They said sex was a chore. And he kept putting off getting
|himself checked out(after his wife did multiple procedures and was
|found to be fully healthy/capable). The few sperm he did have were
|abnormal. And that was that.
|u/vw_bugg - 1 month
|
|Never understood a situation like this. Like seriously you could
|take 2 minutes as a man and rule something out. Instead choose to
|make your woman suffer. Not surprised they split, he sounds like
|a selfish ass.
|u/sleepparalysisdemang - 1 month
|
|Yupp. I think he may have known but he just refused to accept
|that he may be the problem. I feel like he also probably didn't
|want kids in the first place. He lost a lot of friends over it
|too. But thankfully his ex wife is happily married now and just
|had her first child a month ago.
|u/Nooneinteresting-2 - 1 month
|
|Sex in space
|u/straightpunch43 - 1 month
|
|You know johnny sins was gonna go up to the iss to film the first
|porno in space, unfortunately it got cancelled :(
|u/SobchakCommaWalter - 1 month
|
|Thanks, Obama.
|u/Conscious-Ball8373 - 1 month
|
|Asking sexual questions on Reddit. Gets boring after a while.
|u/CantaloupeMafia - 1 month
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|always the same four answers. knew shower sex and beach sex would be
|the top two before i even clicked on it.
|u/gam3guy - 1 month
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|Shower sex Beach sex Car sex "You guys are having sex?"
|u/Konixbat - 1 month
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|Ask Reddit should be changed to ask sex
|u/tasman001 - 1 month
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|Sexers of Reddit, what's the best sex you've ever sexed
|u/BlackJackBulwer - 1 month
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|Anal. It doesn't have to be difficult or messy if you prepare for it,
|but the actual feeling isn't as pleasurable as a nice wet vagina.
|u/Kind-Elderberry-4096 - 1 month
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|In most cases, yes. Anal is like gripping with just thumb and index
|finger, vaginal is like using the whole hand, enlarged, warm, wet,
|and tight. However, one anal session I got a great rhythm going,
|and she screamed out "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? and orgasmed hard. I
|couldn't get there though. Years later, we both got there the same
|time. Haven't done it since, I'm old enough (62M) to know when to
|quit when I'm ahead. 😏
|u/another_brick - 1 month
|
|Vaginas are ideal. Assholes are naughty variety. The prep and
|consequences of skipping it are both drags tho.
|u/Cautious_Purple_2464 - 1 month
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|69. Can’t concentrate on receiving pleasure while trying to give it at
|the same time. Ends up me working so hard to please my partner that I
|don’t even feel what they’re doing to me
|u/Elite_AI - 1 month
|
|Can't relate! I LOVE doing 69. Getting pleasure while giving pleasure
|makes the whole thing feel like a spiralling cycle of ecstacy, it's
|great.
|u/CornucopiumOverHere - 1 month
|
|Sex in general with someone you don't have a connection with. The
|start of a fling is exciting, but as it continues it becomes way less
|exciting to the point where even a new fling doesn't excite you. I'd
|much rather just hug someone I actually love and care for that
|reciprocates that feeling than fling after fling.
|u/gt_5aBhecth03J1j6FT - 1 month
|
|Serotonin is a hell of a drug
|u/WolfgasTreeass - 1 month
|
|Inserting myself into every couch and sofa cushion I can. It's rough
|business, but it gets done.
|u/silly_octopus - 1 month
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|Sex with 2 women simultaneously. Don't get me wrong it is really really
|fun. But trying to penetrate 2 women back and forth is EXHAUSTING and
|eventually you are so spent it is hard to cum. first world problems I
|know.
|u/ChippyLipton - 1 month
|
|I will always answer the same for this question: sex in the water, be
|it a pool, bath, shower, whatever. Water makes for terrible lube. And
|shower sex especially is uncomfortable — someone is always drowning or
|freezing.
|u/lv_Mortarion_vl - 1 month
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|Titfucking without lubrication... Tbh even with lubrication it's kinda
|meh Still love the concept but just not very practical in most cases
|u/waynaferd - 1 month
|
|Anal, lots of prep and lots of clean up after….not at all like in the
|videos
|u/Technical_Eye_5717 - 1 month
|
|We had sex in a car because we were horny and somewhere remote. Lie
|a front seat back and have her ride you. It's really not that bad,
|especially if you're into slow fun.
|u/laowaixiabi - 1 month
|
|It's far from the best place. ....but the desperation of needing a
|place to fuck so badly that you're willing to deal with a stickshift
|between your shoulderblades can kind of still be super hot in certain
|situations. I'll still choose a fluffy bed 100% of the time, but
|I'm glad the nuclear car in a field option still exists.
|u/retronax - 1 month
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|Car sex is unpractical but when you're young and neither of you have
|your own place, it's pretty much the only solution
|u/Chaoshero5567 - 1 month
|
|I still want to try this
|u/Livvy1989 - 1 month
|
|69ing I don’t get. If he’s doing a good job I can’t concentrate on what
|I’m meant to be doing and vice versa. I’d rather just take turns 😂
|u/hasneverflossed - 1 month
|
|Not a big 69 guy myself, but 90% of the fun of 69 is doing a good
|enough job to distract her and telling her to keep going even though
|she can't. Little bit of softdom. Still - its a gimmick position
|meant to just be fun and sexy - not the pinnacle of pleasure.
|u/stretcharach - 1 month
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|I'm a big 69 guy and you've got it right on, it's the
|teasing/competitive aspect of it that's the most fun. It's not
|necessarily supposed to be a finisher.
|u/Th3Giorgio - 1 month
|
|So this was the ranked competitive sex everyone was talking
|about.
|u/joshuamanjaro - 1 month
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|Shower sex. Water isn’t the lube you expect it to be and just helps
|your feet slip vs your …
|u/EssMarksTheSpot - 1 month
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|Remember, gang: water is nature's *solvent,* not a lubricant
|u/Difficult_Bad_5208 - 1 month
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|I am the only one reading all the comments here 😂
|u/Lalabells86 - 1 month
|
|Shower sex when you’re 5’3 and 6’5. Just feel like I’m gonna end up on
|an episode of dumb ways to die.
|u/bootyhunter69420 - 1 month
|
|Shower sex
|u/Extra-Fig-7425 - 1 month
|
|Threesome, is just awkward more than anything.
|u/jdrukis - 1 month
|
|Seems you weren’t doing it right then lol. I arranged a threesome.
|Sure a few people didn’t end up showing up but I still had a good
|time.
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