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|u/Stirtoes3 - 1 month
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|8. Window seat all day.
|u/Dramatic_Water_5364 - 1 month
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|Yep! Plus that turkish man doesnt look like an annoying prick.
|u/Chemchic23 - 1 month
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|I agree, but hope there’s no bounty on your head.
|u/ramblist - 1 month
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|No problem there because we all know it’s on Alex Jones’s head 😂
|u/lockwolf - 1 month
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|Even the Turkish Shooter knows! That’s what he’s already aiming
|for Alex!
|u/BikiniPastry - 1 month
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|If I’m on that plane I’ll put it on myself
|u/OldGraftonMonster - 1 month
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|Shapiro is behind you though. Have to hear his drivel the whole
|flight.
|u/DoMeLikeIm5 - 1 month
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|You’d be to close for him to shoot anyway. Alex Jones would just
|call him a Russian psy-ops for the whole flight.
|u/-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy- - 1 month
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|Yusuf Dikeç
|u/hh1110 - 1 month
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|I feel like Alex Jones would still bug the shit out of you
|u/Halgha - 1 month
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|I would play the gay frogs song.
|u/ThanatosUO19 - 1 month
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|I DON'T WANT THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE
|FRIGGIN FROGS GAY
|u/newviruswhodis - 1 month
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|One of the things he was actually dead on about lol.
|u/Itzbirdman - 1 month
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|? Please explain
|u/newviruswhodis - 1 month
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|https://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
|u/Itzbirdman - 1 month
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|He was talking about a gay bomb that was supposedly used
|in I believe Vietnam, and the real version is people
|worried about pollutants and chemicals entering the water,
|making frogs infertile, not gay, and has nothing to do
|with his actual point that the government would ostensibly
|turn US gay, which is fucking stupid
|u/newviruswhodis - 1 month
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|That is entirely incorrect. He was talking about
|atrazine, which is what that article confirms.
|u/Tomignone - 1 month
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|I think you are mixing two different things together.
|They never used a gay bomb but it was theorized and
|there were people within the U.S. Air Force who wanted
|to appropriate $7.5 million to creating one but it got
|rejected http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4174519.stm
|u/based-Assad777 - 1 month
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|Infertile by making a significant portion of the male
|frogs turn intersex through hormone disregulation and
|mating with other males.
|u/Vast-Combination4046 - 1 month
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|There is a spray farmers use that when It gets into the
|waterways it causes certain frogs to lose their testicles.
|u/Vegetable_Meeting219 - 1 month
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|Just loop it the entire flight... Full blast. If I have to
|suffer, so does everyone else.
|u/Old-Clothes-3225 - 1 month
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|He’d be busy yelling JOE ROGAN across the aisle
|u/ocyrusfigglebottom - 1 month
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|He’d be screaming across the isle at Kamala and Trump
|u/Raisedbyweasels - 1 month
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|Well to that point, at some point the flight attendant would
|come across the aisle and tell him to calm down and when he
|inevitably wouldn't, he would be forcibly removed from the
|plane. So eight is a good pick. Although, a handful of people
|on that plane tells me no one is getting off tha tplane alive
|so, yeah, I'm canceling my flight altogether and taking a bus.
|u/AllergicIdiotDtector - 1 month
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|I have a feeling he would be fairly low key actually. But would
|love to pick his brain on some things lol that's probably my
|choice of seat
|u/recourse7 - 1 month
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|What sort of things?
|u/AllergicIdiotDtector - 1 month
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|Well the person who responded to you mentioned Alex Jones'
|talk of demons and that's one of the first things that came to
|my mind too - what does he really believe? How much of what he
|does is a show for his "business", his brand, to make money?
|The phrase "interdimensional" comes to mind lol. But also
|curious what he really is like - what does he like to do for
|fun, what drew him to become the person he is, and also
|certain topics like guns, or even universal healthcare; maybe
|I'd ask "what gun regulation CAN you support", "what do you
|think are the real solutions to the problematic healthcare
|system in the country". Idk - I'd rather have a real convo
|with him, and avoid the sensationalizing. He's a deranged
|madman that's for sure, but, it'd be fun to talk to him one on
|one, not gonna lie 🤷🏿
|u/mikegotfat - 1 month
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|It's a ten hour flight, dude is gonna be fucking hammered
|u/benmarvin - 1 month
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|His attention will be directed at the other side of the plane.
|u/bjornartl - 1 month
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|Alex Jones would annoy the turk, then mid rant he'll suddenly feel
|the need for a nap that he never wakes up from.
|u/ikeme84 - 1 month
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|But, front row seats to see Imane Khelif hit Elon Musk in the
|face.
|u/ericfromct - 1 month
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|Have the Turkish guy put one in his head then we're all good
|u/TheAmbiguousHero - 1 month
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|I feel like he would also just put Alex Jones in his place. “Please
|sir would you please kindly shut the fuck up about the Gay frogs”
|u/alflundgren - 1 month
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|He's also about to shoot Alex jones.
|u/Ampris_bobbo8u - 1 month
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|But you're in front of Dr disrespect.
|u/LandofRy - 1 month
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|He's definitely a "sit perfectly still and do absolutely nothing for
|8 hours" type flyer too, I can just feel it. 
|u/Khutuck - 1 month
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|8 is a very easy choice for me because I can speak Turkish. It would
|be so much fun to see Alex Jones squirm when two middle easterners
|discussing Porsche 911s! https://youtu.be/yWeMWD-
|Yagg?si=pWpY8JWXIML8jMoe
|u/Beng-Beng - 1 month
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|He's Algerian, actually. (jk, jk)
|u/ChanceZestyclose6386 - 1 month
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|He's probably quiet and likes taking naps with his foam earbuds in.
|Plus a window seat on the other side is a nice bonus.
|u/CraftFamiliar5243 - 1 month
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|I feel like he'll just shut up and watch a movie or read a book like
|a normal person.
|u/SoftDrinkReddit - 1 month
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|yea can guarantee he wont bother you at all during the flight so
|you will be able to get some sleep
|u/In_lieu_of_sobriquet - 1 month
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|I heard his motivation for the Olympics was his ex took his dog.
|u/Icy_Cod4538 - 1 month
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|That guy’s aura is literally the definition of minding your own damn
|business.
|u/yehghurl - 1 month
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|Turkish Dad is probably the safest person to sit next to on this
|flight but UGhhhhh Alex Jones would be next to him and Alex Jones is
|loud as fuck. I'm flushing myself down the toilet.
|u/-Harebrained- - 1 month
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|8 is the only answer, everyone else is getting Richard Spencered.👊
|u/punkfusion - 1 month
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|You know Dr Kidinspect is gonna be kicking your seat
|u/Reddings-Finest - 1 month
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|This. How is it even a question?
|u/wolffangfist21 - 1 month
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|“Now, a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass or
|the crotch?” ![gif](giphy|syEfLvksYQnmM)
|u/Trint_Eastwood - 1 month
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|I wouldnt even ask, I'd go full crotch on Jones
|u/wolffangfist21 - 1 month
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|He might like that. He’s been to Bohemian Grove.
|u/TheHomeBird - 1 month
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|Pity I am a woman, Imane and myself won’t have the pleasure to
|do it to Elon if I got seat 9
|u/Raisedbyweasels - 1 month
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|Wrong answer. Definitely ass. Eat an entire bag of sugar free
|haribo gummies, spicy chili hotdog and and entire litre of Diet
|Coke. It's cropdustin time baby.
|![gif](giphy|xT8qB5PuzlEvIp9Fsc|downsized)
|u/Capt1an_Cl0ck - 1 month
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|My thought exactly.
|u/Ok-Macaron7274 - 1 month
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|Great reference 👏
|u/6FourGUNnutDILFwTATS - 1 month
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|That’s fine, i can become a billionaire if he overreacts
|u/azurricat2010 - 1 month
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|From the looks of it the Turkish guy is giving Alex 2 to the back
|of the head.
|u/Xytonn - 1 month
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|He might be batshit insane but I find him to be pretty funny. I
|wouldn't mind a little chemicals in the water tinkle talk
|u/nlb53 - 1 month
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|I came in literally to type “8 all day” and its the top comment.
|Glad there are still gentleman and scholars kicking around here
|u/VidaSauce - 1 month
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|Definitely 8, if Alex is getting loud I want him to either shot Alex
|or me.
|u/BabyKevin997 - 1 month
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|And he’s the only person on that plane I’d want to talk to. This is
|the only correct answer.
|u/-UnicornFart - 1 month
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|Literally the only respectable choice. Or 6 tentatively cause T Swift
|is cool but I don’t know who that guy in the same row is.
|u/BeanCheezBeanCheez - 1 month
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|6 so I can kick the back of Ben’s seat for the entire flight.
|u/Ground_Cntrl - 1 month
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|Hasan is definitely pitching in on that.
|u/Wilder831 - 1 month
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|I actually think it would be amazingly interesting to argue with
|Ben while he doesn’t have a giant audience to feed off of.
|u/glumbum2 - 1 month
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|6 and 8 would be the easiest seats to just chill and take a nap but
|with 6 you risk everyone and their mom wanting Taylor's autograph
|u/fekanix - 1 month
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|Thats hasanabi a political twitch streamer that formerly worked at
|tyt. He is a socialist (and no i dont mean like biden but actually)
|and has very strong left opinions on the economy but also socially.
|He is often ridiculed as a "champagne socialist" by people that dont
|understand what socialist economic policies actually are because he
|earns good money and bought a 3 mil house with a mortgage in
|hollywood (or south hollywood idk).
|u/PrinceTwoTonCowman - 1 month
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|I'd go for 6. If put in #9 middle, I'd ask Elon if he has
|something he wants to say to the boxer every five minutes and read
|his tweets on the subject back to him. I'm guessing that'd free up
|the aisle seat pretty quickly.
|u/EatsOverTheSink - 1 month
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|I don’t know man, she strikes me as a recliner. And what am I gonna
|do? Ask her not to?
|u/HairyPairatestes - 1 month
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|Unless you happen to be Greek, Armenian, Macedonian, or Jewish.
|u/KMS_XYZ - 1 month
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|Sure, window seat and good neighbour - Yusuf Dikeç to ask to do the
|job around [5]
|u/roboprawn - 1 month
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|There are no noise cancelling headphones on the market that can tune
|out Alex Jones though
|u/ShortcakeAKB - 1 month
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|Yes. We will nod in acknowledgment in sharing the same space and then
|we will ignore each other for the rest of the flight. Bliss.
|u/Substantial__Unit - 1 month
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|Ya I think this would be the one. Idk what Jones has against that guy
|so maybe it's a bad choice?
|u/CWGM - 1 month
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|Honestly 10 cause you know those two fuckers won't say a thing while
|you're next to them.
|u/thatwhiteguy652 - 1 month
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|Or they will say whatever and then you’ll commit suicide by shooting
|yourself in the back of the head with a shotgun.
|u/RVLVR-OCLT - 1 month
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|Better yet, they’ll say whatever and you’ll somehow convince
|yourself, regardless of an insane amount of allegations and
|speculation, none of it’s true.
|u/Grand_Palpitation_34 - 1 month
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|They call it Arkan-cide! (Because they're from Arkansas) people end
|up hanging from a tree with a shot gun blast to the back of the
|head. Suicide?
|u/Original_Gangsta23 - 1 month
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|Plus you could kick the seat in front of you and blame it on someone
|else
|u/chefkittious - 1 month
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|Underrated comment!!
|u/ezequielrose - 1 month
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|Ohhh that's excellent. I'll sit between Hasan and Swift and kick Ben
|Shapiro's seat and blame it on Hasan. 😎
|u/twistedpiggies - 1 month
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|It'd be awkward af to have a conversation with a literal dead guy.
|u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog - 1 month
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|So how's it going Jeff? I'm dead Jim
|u/Splendid_Cat - 1 month
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|Even more awkward is being next to the person who had him killed
|(This is a joke, for legal reasons)
|u/clickclick-boom - 1 month
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|That was my immediate pick, although my reasons for them not talking
|were: One of them is dead, the other would pretend to be asleep the
|whole flight so she wouldn't have to talk to me. Absolute bliss.
|u/Hailbrewcifer666 - 1 month
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|I feel Epstein would smell bad at this point
|u/nubelborsky - 1 month
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|8, he seems quiet
|u/DoctorKris - 1 month
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|I don’t think you realize how loud Alex is.
|u/shosuko - 1 month
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|You don't think he'll get booted from the plane before take off? lol
|u/Itzbirdman - 1 month
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|"I bet the pilot couldn't choke me out"!"
|u/shosuko - 1 month
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|Dude that was one of the best interview moments of history XD
|u/Itzbirdman - 1 month
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|Heh I found it pretty sad, like a kid trying to eat a worm for
|attention, but judging by the fact I just realized this is a
|Rogan sub we might have different opinions on Alex
|u/shosuko - 1 month
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|The guy is hilarious in exactly that way. If only his
|followers realized he was a spaz and didn't drink the
|koolaid and believe any of it...
|u/dwitman - 1 month
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|> Heh I found it pretty sad, like a kid trying to eat a worm
|for attention This is basically Alex Jones entire career.
|For a fat guy from Texas he certainly is a small little man.
|u/CzechMapping - 1 month
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|Nah, the Plains are usually big enough for him to move around.
|Now he might get taken off the plane
|u/shosuko - 1 month
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|ha thx XD
|u/ArthursFist - 1 month
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|Does he even fly? Chemtrails!!
|u/SimbaOnSteroids - 1 month
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|I’d wager he shits himself regularly.
|u/cosmiclatte44 - 1 month
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|Yeah, but the other guy does have a gun.
|u/Visual_Mycologist_1 - 1 month
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|He's loud enough that it doesn't matter where you are on the plane.
|u/eel_king - 1 month
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|I loathe Alex jones as a member of society and person of influence…
|but let’s be honest he’d probably be hilarious to sit next to on a
|plane.
|u/Hipposeverywhere - 1 month
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|This is the answer. Put on headphones. The Olympic guy will be quiet.
|Buffer. Look out the window.
|u/Ardiant_Silver - 1 month
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|It’s either that or he’ll talk your ear off about his cat, which I
|don’t see as a problem
|u/Abject_Style1922 - 1 month
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|2&8
|u/Reach-Nirvana - 1 month
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|I don't know much about Charlie or Yusuf, but what I have seen of them
|leads me to believe they'd at least shut up if I asked them to.
|u/lemonylol - 1 month
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|Charlie is more or less the "just some guy" of the internet. He'd
|probably just be watching the inflight movie. Don't even know why
|he's on here.
|u/brewcrew63 - 1 month
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|Same, this seems like the only legit reasonable seat. You get the
|aisle and a seat open next to you?
|u/jambeeants - 1 month
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|Agreed if it wasn’t for Bateman seated directly behind you.
|u/lemonylol - 1 month
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|I'm not his type
|u/Dull_Half_6107 - 1 month
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|I don’t see Bateman causing much trouble on a flight, he’d
|probably just put on headphones and sleep.
|u/jonnybanana88 - 1 month
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|Pfft, like Patrick Bateman would be riding coach anyways.
|u/Dull_Half_6107 - 1 month
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|Well almost none of these people would be I mean Charlie
|would never even get on a plane
|u/spacedragon421 - 1 month
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|Charlie wouldn’t even be on a plane he’s afraid of flying.
|u/Nossika - 1 month
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|Charlie and Joe are also both incredibly short, so they wouldn't
|take up much space next to you lol.
|u/DragapultOnSpeed - 1 month
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|I guess he's on here because of the right labeling him as a
|pedophile for supporting trans kids.
|u/GodSPAMit - 1 month
|
|did they actually try to do that? because of sneako? the much
|more pedophilic person in that drama? (I'm assuming it was that
|drama right? I didn't really bother watching it)
|u/DumbVeganBItch - 1 month
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|Yeah, because Sneako pulled a surprise debate live stream on
|him when Charlie thought they were gonna have an honest and
|private conversation. Sneako asked Charlie if kids having
|reassignment surgery was okay, but phrased the question in a
|really absurd way and Charlie said it was fine, sort of
|leaning into the goofiness of the whole thing.
|u/sirBryson_ - 1 month
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|Yeah it was a case of someone clipping something out of
|context, and he later clarified that he doesn't think kids
|should have bottom surgery. People just wanted to "get him"
|because he's one of the only insanely popular people who
|seems to only have decent takes on things.
|u/AGoodN_IsADeadOne - 1 month
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|Yep. Twitter fiends of the sneako, adin ross, andrew taint
|variety took what he said during the "debate" and made it blow
|up.
|u/velphegor666 - 1 month
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|I mean there's also the turkish shooter guy so i don't get this
|post. Is it about unbearable stuff?
|u/savvy412 - 1 month
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|They should of replaced Sneako with Moist Critikal
|u/thechosenwunn - 1 month
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|Charlie talks a lot about how he's deathly afraid of flying and has
|never flown, and refuses to fly, so my thought is he'll be a sobbing
|mess the whole time.
|u/Thraex_Exile - 1 month
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|I think he just flew a couple months back. He just loaded up on
|sleep pills prior
|u/HutchTheCripple - 1 month
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|Wait you're supposed to board a plane after? I just stay up and
|send racist tweets
|u/Roseradeismylady - 1 month
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|Sit next to Charlie, the next day he's posting a 10 minute video about
|that unhinged weirdo next to him on the airplane
|u/DoctorSquibb420 - 1 month
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|Well, if you weren't jacking off so much.. we've all flown long
|distance, some jacking off is acceptable. But there's a limit, man.
|u/HoundNL2 - 1 month
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|Friendly reminder that charlie has phobia of flights so he would
|probably be panicking a lot and you would have to calm him down
|u/bigperms33 - 1 month
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|Trump will poop his pants in row 3 which is why I'd go to 8.
|u/the-unfamous-one - 1 month
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|Yeah this seems like the best spots on the plane
|u/paklajs - 1 month
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|2 lets go
|u/sfw_login2 - 1 month
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|Easiest choice Even if you're not going to say anything, you know
|Rogan and Charlie are going to have some interesting light-hearted
|conversations to listen into "So, Charlie.... I heard that you love
|talking about my nipples"
|u/TheMajesticYeti - 1 month
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|Charlie has an extreme fear of flying. He would be an absolute
|wreck. Probably not the calmest spot in the plane.
|u/ccnetminder - 1 month
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|Nah Charlie’s seat would be empty
|u/mikeology85 - 1 month
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|6
|u/rootvegetable2 - 1 month
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|At least you know Taylor will smell nice unlike some of these other
|monkeys.
|u/Reno83 - 1 month
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|Can you imagine how much it would stink sitting next to Epstein's
|rotting corpse.
|u/tth2o - 1 month
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|I was thinking... If Epstein is in a well sealed body bag, then
|10. If he's just weekend at Bernie's man spreading and I have to
|deal with Hilary complaining, I'm going 2.
|u/not_lorne_malvo - 1 month
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|Even better, you’ll have the window seat completely free because
|there’s no chance in hell Taylor Swift's jumping on a plane that’s
|not hers
|u/qaz_wsx_love - 1 month
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|At least you know Taylor will leave me alone cos women like her
|don't speak to me
|u/Thing_Subject - 1 month
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|Alex Jones’s would smell of dry mouth beer breath and Axe cologne
|u/SlaveHippie - 1 month
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|As a straight man, I’m 1000% certain Hasan smells better. Smells
|aside tho, I’d still rather fuck Hasan.
|u/vasthumiliation - 1 month
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|I don’t understand, why would you rather fuck a man than Taylor
|Swift?
|u/SlaveHippie - 1 month
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|?? You have eyes right?
|u/midnightfury4584 - 1 month
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|He is a handsome dude
|u/NazisShouldDie - 1 month
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|straight man here, will take it in my ass for democratized
|workplace
|u/ChickPeaIsMe - 1 month
|
|https://preview.redd.it/elmn0hu24qid1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg
|&auto=webp&s=82f935f27c76d3f1299e28833b9a881eb03ab96a
|u/NazisShouldDie - 1 month
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|https://preview.redd.it/c7g2rlc76qid1.png?width=197&format=pjp
|g&auto=webp&s=756ac3c4275740ac07c329c7b56abdc5baa0ff2c gimme
|fist bump
|u/ChickPeaIsMe - 1 month
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|https://preview.redd.it/dewvmoo0gqid1.jpeg?width=808&format=
|pjpg&auto=webp&s=affa98626180569a2f0db8e3966f27feae88705e
|u/NazisShouldDie - 1 month
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|https://preview.redd.it/vue05m1zgqid1.jpeg?width=1169&form
|at=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20b71fb92ce8e8d6f91f4a4b7d6b68911f09b9
|f0
|u/leyla00 - 1 month
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|Who is the guy in that row?
|u/cadcamm99 - 1 month
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|That was my thinking
|u/Playful_Question538 - 1 month
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|I'm sitting next to Taylor. She's tiny and won't fuck with me and
|she will smell nice.
|u/Infamous_East6230 - 1 month
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|I’m just ignoring Hasan and shooting my shot at Swift lol. I can be
|her next mistake!
|u/Exemus - 1 month
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|I think as long as you don't bring up anything political, Hasan
|would be pretty quiet. He's traveling, not streaming. Millennials
|are usually pretty quiet travelers in my experience.
|u/Lar-ties - 1 month
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|Just ask him about ball, he’s a hoophead and would be chill as
|long as you avoided politics.
|u/supamario132 - 1 month
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|There's no shot I could avoid politics sitting next to Hasan on
|a flight with Ben Shapiro behind us and Joe Rogan/Andrew Tate to
|our left. Reacting to them is like 80% of his business and I
|want to see something messy
|u/BS0404 - 1 month
|
|Damn, now I understand why Taylor Swift decided to fly with
|them, she's looking for new material for her songs.
|u/ThesocialistWitch - 1 month
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|This is a good point. Just sit down and say very loudly "Trans
|rights am I right!?" And watch the fireworks for 10 hours haha
|u/StronglyAuthenticate - 1 month
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|I don't want to be her mistake. Just get in on a friendship and not
|be a yes friend like so many other celebrities get. Idk if she has
|them but I wouldn't be surprised.
|u/OldGraftonMonster - 1 month
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|I’m shooting mine shot with Kamala.
|u/BassGuru82 - 1 month
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|6 is one of the few options where you’re not sitting with a criminal.
|u/Artandalus - 1 month
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|And if Shapiro is yammering like a dipshit, I can kick his seat
|This seems to be a game of who you would have to endure, but it's
|also a chance to torture any of the other people too lol
|u/Thing_Subject - 1 month
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|Fuxk me his whining voice would suck
|u/slo49ers - 1 month
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|2 or 6 are the only options
|u/STUPIDVlPGUY - 1 month
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|yeah 6 is super chill, most of the other people are pretty scummy
|u/macrocosm93 - 1 month
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|Only problem with 6 is Hasan is a huge dude.
|u/Og_Left_Hand - 1 month
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|i can give him both seats and sit on his lap
|u/Kromosomes - 1 month
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|You're so real me too
|u/03burner - 1 month
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|This is the correct answer (I am a heterosexual male)
|u/Puntley - 1 month
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|I will have passionate sweaty sex with Hassan (I am also a
|heterosexual male)
|u/PoorGuyPissGuy - 1 month
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|Wait till he brings up Kaya
|u/NotTheHeroWeNeed - 1 month
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|plus you can kick the back of shapiro's seat
|u/blade818 - 1 month
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|Yeh seems like a total no brainer to me too
|u/PmMeYourNiceBehind - 1 month
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|Who’s the guy in the aisle seat for 6?
|u/slo49ers - 1 month
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|Hasan Piker
|u/blumieplume - 1 month
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|Oh I thought it was zac efron at first. Still think 6 is the
|best seat by far.
|u/LeadStyleJutsu762- - 1 month
|
|Me and Hasan are roasting the fuck out of Ben and the Doc
|right behind us Also who tf is the girl, is that Taylor
|swift? Lol
|u/Austanator77 - 1 month
|
|The issue is Hasan is fucking huge like he’s probably the most
|tolerable bout I’m not trying to spend 10 hrs in the middle
|seat next guy whose 6’4 230lbs
|u/HmmThatisDumb - 1 month
|
|Who?
|u/ArmyofDildos - 1 month
|
|Hasan Piker
|u/annonys - 1 month
|
|Hank Pecker
|u/zmizzy - 1 month
|
|💯
|u/UpperLeftOriginal - 1 month
|
|Same. Because I assume they’d just want to be left alone and I could
|take the flight in peace.
|u/JoshRBG - 1 month
|
|Absolutely the right answer!
|u/Veros87 - 1 month
|
|Because Hasan seems like a good dude to hang out with and shoot the
|shit, and at least Taylor isn't a criminal.
|u/Zarex44 - 1 month
|
|Who’s the guy, I only recognise Taylor Swift
|u/throwawayzdrewyey - 1 month
|
|Hasanabi
|u/chunkledom - 1 month
|
|The dead gorilla?
|u/throwawayzdrewyey - 1 month
|
|No that’s harambre, #dicksout
|u/Zarex44 - 1 month
|
|Alright Ty. I was thinking about some actor or singer cause Taylor
|Swift was there
|u/Whiplash86420 - 1 month
|
|Twitch communist, Hasan Piker. Big fan of basketball, anime, and
|video games.
|u/Immediate-Coyote-977 - 1 month
|
|A streamer who'd probably leave you alone, and Taylor Swift who'd
|definitely leave you alone. Seems like a decent seat honestly.
|u/Frunc - 1 month
|
|You'll be in the crossfire between hassan and shapiro for the whole
|trip
|u/theuneven1113 - 1 month
|
|Yeah but you get to kick Ben’s seat the whole flight which would be
|so worth it.
|u/asap_boogy - 1 month
|
|I read it the other way around, that Ben is sitting behind this
|seat. So you don’t have to worry about him kicking your seat
|because his legs won’t reach.
|u/honda_slaps - 1 month
|
|nah we'd just talk about One Piece and play OPTCG for the trip we
|have better things to do
|u/galactic_0strich - 1 month
|
|can shapiro reach over the height of a plane seat to talk to him?
|u/erodizm - 1 month
|
|The least sweaty option
|u/blind-octopus - 1 month
|
|I'll wait for the next flight thanks
|u/derek_yeeter1 - 1 month
|
|Congrats on your new FBI file
|u/LongPineRun - 1 month
|
|If we downvote it how many social credits do we get?
|u/just_a_bit_gay_ - 1 month
|
|hmmmmmm, two
|u/Commercial-Fennel219 - 1 month
|
|Trump and Putin make it worth while. Then you add Carlton,
|Shapiro, Jones and Musk and, well ... 
|u/EvilGummyBear26 - 1 month
|
|Maybe give a parachute to the Turkish assassin guy, he seems
|alright
|u/chonkerchonk - 1 month
|
|There's a lot of Pedos here
|u/LittleBoyInABag - 1 month
|
|Hellllll naw, this the opportunity of a lifetime even if you hate
|these people - you’re missing out on the greatest story of all time
|u/New-Peach4153 - 1 month
|
|Really? Sitting next to Joe Rogan and moist doesn't seem that bad
|u/FuddFudderton - 1 month
|
|8 (so he can shoot my brains out)
|u/funnyfaceguy - 1 month
|
|It's an air pistol, wouldn't feel great but hardly brain blowing
|material
|u/flissfloss86 - 1 month
|
|I'll walk, thanks
|u/Perrin-Golden-Eyes - 1 month
|
|Imagine sitting in seat 5. You just trying to read your book while
|Tucker leans over you to blow Vlad.
|u/GotTooManyBooks - 1 month
|
|I was thinking they would just be in my lap as they leaned over for
|a kiss or hand jobs, but yeah, something like that.
|u/jojomayer - 1 month
|
|Vladimir telling you not to look away or you're dead
|u/Leading_Bandicoot358 - 1 month
|
|5 i will get putin to stop the war
|u/SerChonk - 1 month
|
|5, and I'd consume nothing but dairy the whole flight. I'll gas Putin
|with my lactose intolerance farts.
|u/grumpy_hedgehog - 1 month
|
|Considering the man’s depth of experience and power of persuasion, the
|more likely outcome is that he would convince you the war is
|justified.
|u/LeadGem354 - 1 month
|
|He has 10 hours to convince you. This is likely what happens.
|u/hk7351 - 1 month
|
|5, and spend the entire flight trying to figure out how to get Putin
|to show Tucker the view from outside the plane.
|u/Due-Department-8666 - 1 month
|
|I'm with ya. Give it 30 minutes.
|u/silentsinner- - 1 month
|
|This one seems like my only chance at getting any sleep. Tucker
|doesn't seem like the dude who would force a conversation and I think
|Putin would actively avoid conversation with both of us. Thats worth
|the danger of being so close to Putin.
|u/no-colon-still-rolln - 1 month
|
|I was waiting for someone to say 5. Does Putin speak English? Because
|if not then he isn’t going to say a word. If he did who cares. I don’t
|speak Russian!
|u/grumpy_hedgehog - 1 month
|
|Putin actually speaks excellent English (and German) from his days
|as a ~~spy~~ diplomatic attaché. He explicitly chooses not to these
|days.
|u/no-colon-still-rolln - 1 month
|
|No way! I had no idea. The more you know! Well… I’m still choosing
|5 lol
|u/fulknerraIII - 1 month
|
|Surprised so little 5s on here. Get to sit next to legitimately evil
|dude who's even killed more people than Hillary. I would have so many
|questions.
|u/LeadGem354 - 1 month
|
|Just keep an eye on your drink, unless polonium is your favorite
|flavor. Unless you catch him in a honest mood a lot of the answers
|you might get would be lies. Dude was KGB.
|u/fulknerraIII - 1 month
|
|I appreciate it but you can't poison me bro. My mentality is next
|level, I'm not dying to some weak ass KGB toxin. I just start
|seeing red and the poison shoots out of my dick and ass.
|u/Epsteins_Mutha - 1 month
|
|If you somehow succeeded, Tucker would then talk him out of it.
|u/Oh_IHateIt - 1 month
|
|Both Putin and Tucker are lying grifters like half the plane. But
|they're pretty intelligent when not in front of a camera. Could learn
|a lot if they're in a sharing mood. Many of these other people may
|just be brain damaged
|u/MrL00t3r - 1 month
|
|Swing your elbow, break pootin's neck, cover his face with a hat. "Do
|me a favour - don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired".
|u/AbsurdBread855 - 1 month
|
|6
|u/ButDidYouCry - 1 month
|
|Who is the guy?
|u/Toisty - 1 month
|
|Hank Pecker
|u/-o0__0o- - 1 month
|
|As yes the famous conservative political streamer
|u/CommanderWar64 - 1 month
|
|My favorite conservative commentator. Rock on BRUTHER.
|u/Az1234er - 1 month
|
|Really look like the streamer hasanAbi a twitch political
|streamer, not very offensive compared to most the faces on this
|page
|u/nikipuk - 1 month
|
|HasanAbi leftist political commentator
|u/AsherGray - 1 month
|
|They're both also hot
|u/Immediate-Coyote-977 - 1 month
|
|Who cares? You get to be left alone on a flight that's crowded
|with assholes.
|u/applebag_dev - 1 month
|
|If you ignore her enough on the plane, she might even write a song
|about you. That would be pretty sick 😎
|u/handsthefram - 1 month
|
|Yea, if Hasan is your style politically he still seems like a regular
|dude I could talk video games with
|u/CommanderWar64 - 1 month
|
|Yeah he's generally pretty normal. If you ever watch his podcast,
|they don't even talk politics. Just don't get him talking about
|Anime, he watches One Piece o.o
|u/cosmic_grayblekeeper - 1 month
|
|If you've seen him interact with people irl, he tends to be way
|more chill and low-key (even a little embarrassed) than he acts on
|stream. I'm pretty sure he'd put his headphones in and not speak
|to anyone for the whole flight unless they spoke to him first.
|u/CapnJack1TX - 1 month
|
|That’s one of the best parts as One Piece is the goat
|u/ConceptualWeeb - 1 month
|
|I don’t think he’s fully caught up yet though, right?
|u/CommanderWar64 - 1 month
|
|Lol statically it has to be no. Almost nobody is able to watch
|all 1000 episodes lol
|u/ConceptualWeeb - 1 month
|
|I know he’s watched at least 700(out of 1115 currently), that
|was a few months ago though. Also, I’ve watched it and
|rewatched it twice lol it’s my background show that I throw on
|when I’m doing other stuff 😅 I have been watching/reading it
|since I was a little kid though.
|u/CommanderWar64 - 1 month
|
|You’re insane but I love you for that haha
|u/Pale_Parsnip_6339 - 1 month
|
|Yep. First off the plane and it would be the first time I wouldn't
|feel slightly guilty about putting my seat in full recline.
|u/Rockstar81 - 1 month
|
|I'm going with 6 too. I am an average looking middle aged woman. They
|will both ignore the shit out of me. Neither is big enough to take up
|half of my seat.
|u/counterstrikePr0 - 1 month
|
|7
|u/Dsullivan777 - 1 month
|
|Unironically the most entertaining seat
|u/BadamPshh - 1 month
|
|Use promo code killme for 10% off the whiskey you'll need to make it
|through this flight
|u/Dragonhost252 - 1 month
|
|Who is in 7?
|u/Dsullivan777 - 1 month
|
|Alex Jones behind you, Ben Shapiro to your right, Hassan Piker in
|front of you. All three are very politically inclined
|personalities, all three very outspoken and aggressive, all three
|have glaring extremist views on certain topics. So sit in the
|crossfire of that shitshow would be an experience of a lifetime
|lmao. Also I'm tall and like aisle seats
|u/LiteratureNearby - 1 month
|
|Most divorced set of seats
|u/Gooberocity - 1 month
|
|7 is the best one man, I'd get jones so riled up. I'd love it.
|Especially with that "lizard" Hilary sitting on the same plane. Omg it
|would be so fucking good.
|u/Feature-Awkward - 1 month
|
|I honestly like Ben Shapiro. He comes across as the type of person who
|I like to be friends with irl. And as his friend in the imaginary
|scenario .. I would spend the flight trying to get him to hit on
|Taylor swift. That and kicking Alex Jones chair and blaiming it on gay
|frogs. Lol
|u/VP007clips - 1 month
|
|2, 6, and 8 are the seats you pick if you want to not have any debates
|and just have a relaxing flight. But 7 is a decent choice if you are
|looking to have a an actual discussion. He's educated, intelligent,
|and when he's not trying to get a gotcha moment on camera he strikes
|me as one of the few people on the plane that would have an actual
|normal sane discussion with you. His views would run contrary to most
|of reddit, but that's fine. Talking to people outside of your own echo
|chamber is a good thing.
|u/Bron_Yr_Aur21 - 1 month
|
|6 all day.
|u/Schmittendorf14 - 1 month
|
|The reason I’d pick 6 is that they are the only 2 people I can almost
|guarantee wouldn’t smell like shit
|u/Jakookula - 1 month
|
|Who is the guy?
|u/LineConsistent7887 - 1 month
|
|He’s a left leaning YouTube commentator I think
|u/w142236 - 1 month
|
|“Leaning”?
|u/bgroins - 1 month
|
|> "Leaning"? The act, or state, of inclining; inclination;
|tendency.
|u/IlllllllIIIll - 1 month
|
|In normal, non american standarts.
|u/EinartheF - 1 month
|
|The only left-winger on the flight, Hasan Piker
|u/Terrible_Username234 - 1 month
|
|Hasanabi - dude is GOATed IMO tbh so yeah I'll take 6 all day.
|Although sitting by moist and Joe wouldn't be bad either unless Joe
|just starts going off on some conspiracy theory nutcase shit;
|otherwise he would be a chill dude to talk to about comedy and shit.
|u/Jakookula - 1 month
|
|I think I would literally melt in seat 6, they are both so
|incredibly good looking
|u/Acaciduh - 1 month
|
|lol same Hasan can be annoying but he’s hot and so is Taylor so
|it’s a win win for me.
|u/Swisskies - 1 month
|
|Hasan is massive, you'd have no arm room. Though on the other had
|I suppose you'd be pushed a little closer to Taylor...
|u/EatTheLiver - 1 month
|
|I’d ask about other comedians cause I don’t consider Joe to be
|funny.  Then I’d point out how stupid he is to be traveling spirit
|airlines when he’s a multimillionaire that can afford his own
|private jet. 
|u/Squillz105 - 1 month
|
|2 and 6 are the only tolerable ones to me on here lmfao
|u/eetuu - 1 month
|
|How about 8? That's the Turkish Olympic shooter. He's propably just a
|regular dude. I don't care who is in front of me or behind me. You
|rarely notice them on flights.
|u/StopHiringBendis - 1 month
|
|You're still stuck in the same row as Alex Jones. Turkish guy might
|be able to help you out with that, but I doubt they'd let him bring
|his gear on the plane
|u/My_Bwana - 1 month
|
|turkish guy can assemble an improvised firearm with nothing but an
|airplane seatbelt, an oxygen mask, and several biscoffs
|u/StopHiringBendis - 1 month
|
|Can he do it without the biscoffs? I really like those
|u/AllergicIdiotDtector - 1 month
|
|By far the best airplane treat. Dip in coffee, YUM.
|u/Revolutionary_Box569 - 1 month
|
|Alex Jones is probably a lot of fun to hang out with if nothing
|else
|u/StopHiringBendis - 1 month
|
|My idea of "fun" on a flight is taking benzos and napping so
|hard that the flight attendants have to carry me off the plane.
|I worry a drunk man screaming about interdimensional demons
|might interfere with that
|u/MagicLantern7 - 1 month
|
|Alex Joes trolling Kamala sounds like a fun flight and I have
|the Turkish dude as a buffer.
|u/Anangrywookiee - 1 month
|
|That’s why we love Turkish guy so much. He doesn’t need gear.
|u/jakeblues68 - 1 month
|
|If you consider a trained assassin a regular dude.
|u/Oso_Furioso - 1 month
|
|A trained assassin sitting next to Alex Jones. I know I'm way less
|annoying than Alex Jones, and we might manage to have an empty
|seat on the row within a few minutes of take-off.
|u/DoinDonuts - 1 month
|
|Alex would already be drunk at embark
|u/Firedup2015 - 1 month
|
|At least a trained assassin knows how to shut the fuck up.
|u/MarilynMonheaux - 1 month
|
|😂😂😂
|u/bakednapkin - 1 month
|
|That’s what I’m saying! You get a Window seat that isn’t next to top
|g…..just bring some noise canceling headphones and look out the
|window… it’s 10 hours you’ll probably only have to ask Alex Jones to
|get out of the way once to take a piss
|u/MajesticNectarine204 - 1 month
|
|Yeah but Alex Jones would be ranting and raving just one seat away
|for TEN FUCKING HOURS. I mean, Turkish Olympic shooter guy would be
|catching most of the flak I guess. But That's still 9 hours and 55
|minutes more than I could stand listening to Alex. Also, Alex
|would probably get the flight delayed or cancelled by going full
|Karen on a flight attendant or another passenger. Then again,
|maybe he'd just shallow a fist full of pills and be out for the
|duration of the flight.. Risky pick regardless.
|u/Squillz105 - 1 month
|
|Right? Like, I don't care for Rogan, but I think holding a
|conversation with him could be entertaining. And I like Charlie
|personally, so he'd be absolutely no problem for me
|u/bigperms33 - 1 month
|
|2 is bad because Trump will be pooping his pants one row behind you.
|u/mcwopper - 1 month
|
|I wouldn’t want to listen to Charlie ramble for 10 hours, but also
|I’m certain he wouldn’t say 2 words the whole trip. I would be
|worried about being anywhere near Rogan with Alex jones and Tate on
|the flight, but I don’t think that’s how this game works
|u/Advanced_Aspect_7601 - 1 month
|
|Jason Bateman (Christian bales character) is a serial killer 😅
|u/DeadFuckStick59 - 1 month
|
|patrick bateman. jason bateman is the actor from arrested
|development
|u/Advanced_Aspect_7601 - 1 month
|
|Ahaha, ty
|u/TimelyPercentage7245 - 1 month
|
|Yeah why do people hate Charlie so much? I don't like him but he would
|probably mostly keep to himself. And he's really small so he wouldn't
|hog the seats.
|u/SeasonalBlackout - 1 month
|
|This right here - Charlie is like 5'6" and weighs 140 dripping wet.
|He's also an introvert. Aisle seat next to him is a win.
|u/lemonylol - 1 month
|
|That's true, I didn't even consider the legroom. Why is he even
|compared to anyone else on there?
|u/TheMustySeagul - 1 month
|
|As a Charlie fan, dude is deathly afraid of flying. Like he
|refused to do it afraid. I would not wanna sit next to him lmao.
|u/ProdigyLightshow - 1 month
|
|The right hates him now because he supports trans kids
|u/BoneTugsNHarmony - 1 month
|
|I'll take 6 for smell and seating space
|u/dicksjshsb - 1 month
|
|Idk Hasan is massive and TSwift would probably have a bodyguard that
|slaps you if you hog the arm rest
|u/Gibber_jab - 1 month
|
|Think 6 edges it out as long as you stop Hasan talking politics
|u/Bu1lt_2_Sp1ll - 1 month
|
|He will 100% get stun-locked in a convo with Ben Shapiro
|u/lminer123 - 1 month
|
|He’s pretty open about how socially awkward he is. I don’t think
|he’d bother you at all unless you started a convo lol
|u/External-Animator666 - 1 month
|
|I'd pick six because Taylor swift would complain and get you kicked
|out
|u/Steviejeet - 1 month
|
|As if Taylor would be caught without one of her private jets
|u/DoinDonuts - 1 month
|
|2 seems like the easy choice to me. Charlie likely would avoid
|talking to me the entire flight and he's small.
|u/nyy22592 - 1 month
|
|Yeah but you have a serial killer behind you
|u/Drumdiddy - 1 month
|
|6 is tolerable to you?! I agree with 2, but you can have 6.
|u/HelixFollower - 1 month
|
|Who's the guy to the left of 6?
|u/KeyMolasses2836 - 1 month
|
|Hasanabi, he’s a left wing twitch streamer who mainly does
|political stuff
|u/Yazy117 - 1 month
|
|6 is untenable because you have the biggest fetishist of clout of all
|time on one side, and one of the most famous humans on the other.
|u/_cxxkie - 1 month
|
|You wanna sit next to.. Hasan Piker?
|u/Squillz105 - 1 month
|
|I'd rather hold a conversation with him over 85% of the other people
|on this flight
|u/_cxxkie - 1 month
|
|He's not normal at all, he's a grifter who panders to the
|socialist agenda while taking full advantage of the capitalist
|economy he lives in. He's literally hysterical, have you watched
|his streams at all?
|u/SrumsAsloth - 1 month
|
|Thats why they said more normal than the other people on the
|plane besides Charlie
|u/RINABAR - 1 month
|
|2 - You could actually have some deep and friendly conversations with
|these guys. Safest option imo. They’re relatively level headed and calm
|compared to the rest of the group. 3 - Interesting to talk to the both
|of them ( I’m more of a Trump guy, but I’d love to chat with Kamala ),
|but I’m afraid it would quickly turn into a kindergarten drama
|discussion 6 - I’m ashamed to admit it. But Taylor is way too pretty to
|miss out on chatting with her haha.
|u/Jakookula - 1 month
|
|Who is next to Rogan?
|u/KeyCold7216 - 1 month
|
|You mean the guy from hunger games?! Moist Critical aka penguinz0.
|He's a youtuber and pretty much just covers memes and video games
|(and had an Oscar winning performance in hunger games as district 8
|hospital helper). He's very monotonous and sarcastic, which I think
|is hilarious but some people hate it.
|u/Jakookula - 1 month
|
|Interesting! I’ve never heard of him but I guess that would make
|seat 2 the best lol
|u/teknocratbob - 1 month
|
|I like him. Funny and down to earth. Chimes in on current events
|and happenings but doesn't go into politics. Easy watching
|u/therealdeathangel22 - 1 month
|
|Check him out, Charlie is legit just a cool dude who gives his
|opinion..... he also gave me $400 to help with rent in one of
|his money giveaways so I'm a little biased
|u/lemonylol - 1 month
|
|He did an episode of Steve-O's podcast recently
|u/rezpector123 - 1 month
|
|I wasn’t aware he did movies
|u/ConceptualWeeb - 1 month
|
|It’s a big meme in his community, most or all of his background
|character was cut from the scene he was supposed to be in.
|u/joeblowfromidaho - 1 month
|
|I thought it was Russel brand till I zoomed in. At least Rogan might
|make you laugh.
|u/JustHereForMiatas - 1 month
|
|You: "So Taylor, do you think this flight is going to be forever? Or
|will it go down in flames..." Taylor: \*presses button for attendant
|without making eye contact
|u/trampanzee - 1 month
|
|I bet Trump stinks in one way or another (old man smell, or covered up
|with cologne).
|u/imreallyfreakintired - 1 month
|
|He's gonna be shitting in his diaper the whole flight.
|u/Strange-Good-7029 - 1 month
|
|5. Would be interesting
|u/ehehehe11393 - 1 month
|
|4. I don’t have a clue who either of those guys are and I like the aisle
|seat.
|u/burp_reynolds69 - 1 month
|
|7
|u/DUMBLEDOGE_HYPE - 1 month
|
|Same, not so much for Shapiro, although sitting next to a small jewish
|man leaves more room for my fatass. But to listen to Alex Jones,
|without having to talk to Alex Jones.
|u/Hellsteelz - 1 month
|
|I think no matter where you are sitting you are going to hear Alex
|Jones.
|u/DaButtNakidWonda - 1 month
|
|Yayayayaya
|u/MajesticQ - 1 month
|
|Listening to Alex Jones feels like listening to old school radio drama
|but for Warhammer 40K.
|u/Remote4Life - 1 month
|
|2 He seems like a genuine chill dude easy to talk to about nerd stuff
|which I love.
|u/sureyouknowurself - 1 month
|
|2
|u/Dizsmo - 1 month
|
|2 and it isn't even close
|u/Portlander_in_Texas - 1 month
|
|2, 6, 8, 9, 10 . 2 I think Joe for all his eating shit recently think
|that he says what his audience wants to hear, and I think it'd be fun to
|pick his brain, and Moist wouldn't interrupt too much because he love
|fence sitting. 6 I think it'd be fun to pick Hasans brain, and Taylor
|seems like she'd have some decent conversation 8 I just love conspiracy
|theories and I think it'd be fun to poke this bear. 9 Because I'd just
|shoot the shit with the self crowned meme king and maybe he'd break me
|off a rack for be being chill. 10 Because i wanna talk mad shit to
|Hilary for losing to Trump, and I'm charming enough that I'd think
|Epstein would be willing to share some secrets both financial and
|perhaps a few monsters who are due to be caught up in a horrible scandal
|so i would know to short those stocks and I also think it'd be hilarious
|to see him drop not so unsubtle hints that Bill liked some freak shit.
|u/brsrafal - 1 month
|
|5
|u/Legitimate_Soft5585 - 1 month
|
|1 or 3. I'd love those convos.
|u/Neeoda - 1 month
|
|You know you’re in trouble when Bateman starts in on the history of a
|musician.
|u/Neeoda - 1 month
|
|Oh shit I think you’re right. Wrong suit.
|u/BananaFast5313 - 1 month
|
|As long as you're not underage, 1 and 3 should be safe. Annoying, but
|safe.
|u/sero_t - 1 month
|
|It depends. Is it Top G or Bottom G where you sit next to. I don't
|really see which one it is.
|u/swimming_singularity - 1 month
|
|Biggest problem with Trump getting a window seat would be his adult
|diaper situation. But other than that, I would definitely have a
|conversation with both him and Harris. If I could record it, even
|better. If Trump can get past the annoyance of sitting next to someone
|as "poor" as myself, we could carry on a conversation. Same with
|Harris. Regardless of my political leanings, I'd get them to feel
|comfortable and talk. Not saying I'd agree with what I hear in the
|slightest, or that I'd feel the need to counter debate it. I'd just
|let them spill their thoughts out, because it wouldn't be scripted.
|u/kndyone - 1 month
|
|1 Bateman kills Tate in 10 minutes or less and the rest of the ride is
|easy.
|u/katielynne53725 - 1 month
|
|It took too long to find someone willing to endure #1. I legitimately
|think Andrew Tate is mentally ill and I couldn't pass up the
|opportunity to see for myself if he's as crazy as I think he is.
|Plus I'm over 30, so there's a pretty low chance of getting sex
|trafficked.
|u/AdVirtual6 - 1 month
|
|Same. Bateman is so fine (that’s the only reason I’m picking one
|lmaoo)
|u/Chollowa - 1 month
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|3 is the only legitimate answer to this question, right? Or am I too
|online?
|u/tacosdemaria_ - 1 month
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|I’d sit in 3 and immediately go “how about that border?” And just have
|these two viciously battle over my 1 vote like they are fighting for
|their lives. Then after they ran outta steam I’d show em cool photos
|of wildlife at the Canadian border. Then when that calms down
|slightly I’d go “Okay, now kiss” and they’d both scoff and then be
|quiet for a while. (Just long enough to watch a quick rom-com) Then
|I’d ask trump about if the greens are any good at his golf course. And
|I’d keep saying “eehhhh nah I’ve heard they are kinda jumpy” and “I
|don’t believe you” until he gave me some free play time. (Golf is
|expensive and I’m not morally above golfing at any course of his)
|Thennn I’d probably just ask Kamala if she has any good stock picks.
|Then after getting off the plane before leaving I’d go “okay you too
|lovebirds, I’ll see ya soon” and run away. (Idk why I thought about
|this so much)
|u/Dez_Champs - 1 month
|
|Same thing, Id say "im your swing vote, convince me" then at the end
|of the flight inform them im actually canadian and bail.
|u/Neeoda - 1 month
|
|Imagine they actually did kiss and if you ever bring it up they’d
|deny it and laugh at you and everyone would think you’re crazy and
|you yourself would slowly start doubting your memory.
|u/UNIGuy54 - 1 month
|
|So you sit down, politely tap her on the shoulder and say, “excuse
|me, my friend thinks you’re hot”
|u/AmicusLibertus - 1 month
|
|I love this answer.
|u/ssdd442 - 1 month
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|That would be one of the most unpleasant flights I could imagine
|u/peteryansexypotato - 1 month
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|You wouldn't have a drink with Kamala and shoot your shot? I'm
|bringing my AA++ game
|u/flaccomcorangy - 1 month
|
|Don't you mean one of the most entertaining flights ever? Literally
|everyone would want to hear how your flight went. lol
|u/AKblazer45 - 1 month
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|I’d rather be water boarded with diesel
|u/Main-Practice-6486 - 1 month
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|If you pick #10 that can be easily arranged!
|u/CRIMExPNSHMNT - 1 month
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|3 would be a blast. Politics aside you’re sitting next to two
|charismatic chatty people with a ton of stories.
|u/Call_Em_Skippies - 1 month
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|Plus my parents are divorced so I enjoy conflict.
|u/sifterandrake - 1 month
|
|As much as I despise Trump. I really wouldn't mind having a
|conversation with him, if only just to marvel at the absurdity. It
|would certainly be worth it to have a good conversation with Harris.
|The problem is, I don't think I could stand the smell of Trump's dirty
|diapers for multiple hours.
|u/Chollowa - 1 month
|
|100%. Also, do they even acknowledge each other's presence? If they
|do, what do they talk about? Can you get them to do a mini on-plane
|debate? I mean either way you're sitting next to the next
|President of the United States. You could dine out on that story for
|the rest of your life no matter what happens.
|u/NutsackJonesy - 1 month
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|No, 8 is the obvious answer.
|u/NinjaThumb - 1 month
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|3 and then ask politely if the fine woman or gentleman would switch
|seats cause I have long legs
|u/Fakeappleseverywhere - 1 month
|
|2 and 6 are probably the only seats where the other two will mind their
|business and let you have a smooth ride. Maybe 4 as well but idk the guy
|in the middle.
|u/Calm-Memory5965 - 1 month
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|5
|u/Mkultravictim69_ - 1 month
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|Number 5 every time baby
|u/Benvenuto_Cellini_ - 1 month
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|6, 2 ,or 8. 
|u/Guitar-Goose - 1 month
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|2 doesn't seem too bad. Could actually be fun
|u/rcheek1710 - 1 month
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|6
|u/NinjaThumb - 1 month
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|8 so I can look out the window. I know 1 is by the window too, but fuck
|no.
|u/Highlander-Jay - 1 month
|
|This is the correct answer. Take some edibles and wear sunglasses. You
|should be able to nap thru a solid 3-4 hours of it. And the shooter
|meme guys seems pretty chill.
|u/darkscyde - 1 month
|
|Worst flight ever Edit: 6
|u/lilStankfur - 1 month
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|8 all day
|u/TheCosmicDeer - 1 month
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|Definitely 2.
|u/Countshane - 1 month
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|2 or 6.
|u/willpostbondd - 1 month
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|would say easy 6 since taylor’s the only baddie. But it’s not like I
|would even talk to her anyway.
|u/acreakingstaircase - 1 month
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|I’ll walk thanks.
|u/eetuu - 1 month
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|2. Charlie is a cool guy, but I wouldn't try to chat with him and I'm
|sure he wouldn't bother me either. Aisle seat is also a plus.
|u/JollyMollyMan - 1 month
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|Plus he’s like 5 ft tall so you won’t have to worry about him taking
|up leg room
|u/Sulvatan - 1 month
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|5, 3, or 8. I don't think anyone else would want to talk to you.
|u/Hates_rollerskates - 1 month
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|I always get super gassy on flights; I don't know why. Probably 5 and I
|would just sleep and fart the whole plane ride.
|u/AnotherSexyBaldGuy - 1 month
|
|I dunno half those people. 6 maybe. Of course I would also be freaking
|out if I saw all these people on my plane. I'd be thinking something was
|about to go down. I would compare it to leaping onto a plane in the past
|and seeing Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper and those other guys. I would
|be like, "Shit! I have to get off this plane!"
|u/jakeblues68 - 1 month
|
|I don't know who the dude is in 6, but having Taylor Swift on the other
|side is worth the risk.
|u/AdPrestigious8198 - 1 month
|
|1 , I want to be as far away from the dead guy in 10
|u/ocbro2 - 1 month
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|Idk about a ten hour flight with Epstein's corpse..
|u/Somasong - 1 month
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|2,3,6
|u/take-a-gamble - 1 month
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|I would love 2, 6, 8. Also 10 is just pure evil.
|u/LiTaO3 - 1 month
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|7 or 8 You will hear the voice of alex jones anyway and i assume ben
|doesnt force a conversation with you
|u/UpstairsAsleep - 1 month
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|5 and solve the world problems
|u/SavagePrisonerSP - 1 month
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|1 cause I wanna ask Andrew why he flying the same Class as me LMAO
|u/nobodyhome92 - 1 month
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|I'll just walk, I'm good.
|u/SouthAsianAlterEgo - 1 month
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|1. Window seat plus a free drama on the side.
|u/Reasonable-Demand1 - 1 month
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|For sure seat 1
|u/Mesohoenybaby - 1 month
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|3 and I’m going to tell trump that he will win because the horse lady is
|incompetent
|u/Archanir - 1 month
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|6 because I've always wanted a song written about me by Taylor Swift.
|u/mime001 - 1 month
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|2 where i’d learn cool shit or 3 where i’d have unlimited comedy
|u/Away-Yem - 1 month
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|1 or 10
|u/BillT999 - 1 month
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|8 and I'll ask the Turkish Olympian if he wants the window because
|having a hours long conversation with Alex Jones would be highly
|entertaining
|u/PokerChipMessage - 1 month
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|"Alex, do you really believe all that stuff you say?" "That's just a
|character pal"
|u/Wrxghtyyy - 1 month
|
|I think it has to be 4. You get to hear Trump, Kamala and Hillary argue
|the whole flight with Elon as mediator.
|u/erextion - 1 month
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|2! Was this the last flight of lolita express or something?
|u/s4burf - 1 month
|
|Nevermind, I’ll take the train.
|u/high5scubad1ve - 1 month
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|3 bc the entertainment value
|u/jester8484 - 1 month
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|Seat 3, 100 % it's first class and they ain't talking to each other.
|u/AdPrestigious8198 - 1 month
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|3
|u/new_cannibalism - 1 month
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|i'm 100% sitting next to alex jones after asking the turkish silver
|medalist to change seat with me
|u/Krypton_Kr - 1 month
|
|![gif](giphy|3oEjHLk2EDvfODEdri|downsized)
|u/Bocksford - 1 month
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|2. I’m close to the front and in the aisle so I have an exit seat. Also
|I don’t think Kamala will kick my seat.
|u/Nearby_Lobster_ - 1 month
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|10 is reserved for Bill
|u/-C-stab- - 1 month
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|2 sounds lit
|u/JeffMorse2016 - 1 month
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|In the lav.
|u/MclovinForskin - 1 month
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|2 is the only answer I can possibly sit on, I can live with a serial
|killer behind me
|u/Yunguido - 1 month
|
|2 would be a dream. Kamala and Alex go at it with Ben and joe piping in
|u/Automatic_Signal_485 - 1 month
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|2
|u/JackedJaw251 - 1 month
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|6 Both of them are smallish people. TSwift would probably like to just
|be left alone. And I don't know who the guy in the aisle seat is.
|u/Initial-Caregiver649 - 1 month
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|2 and 6
|u/Krysdavar - 1 month
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|6 just so I can kick the back of Shapiro's seat and hear him say
|"come'on gais" in that whiny voice the whole way there. 🤣
|u/OldGraftonMonster - 1 month
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|Say Taylor was doing it.
|u/CowPunkRockStar - 1 month
|
|Seat 2 Aisle. Perfection.
|u/tommy22hats - 1 month
|
|3,2 and 6
|u/Log_Guy - 1 month
|
|Number 3 for sure. Between Kamala and Donald. Would be a riot.
|u/PM_YOUR_SECRET_WISH - 1 month
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|wheel well
|u/sofakingclassic - 1 month
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|Idgaf as long as it’s an aisle seat. I dont talk to strangers on planes
|u/TheMoraf - 1 month
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|I'd gladly sit at 3. I have many beliefs on how to talk to people like
|them. I think I'd be able to engage with them and not be toppled over
|like so many others.
|u/Kind_Respond_8878 - 1 month
|
|Whichever seat then just chill in the bathroom the whole time
|u/Full_Recording_7601 - 1 month
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|Lowkey nr 2 and 5 would be goals
|u/BonhommeCarnaval - 1 month
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|I don’t think Taylor flies commercial guys. 
|u/WCIparanoia - 1 month
|
|2. At the very least Joe talks about cool stuff sometimes like stand-up
|comedy and fitness stuff so we could keep it light and not about
|politics. Charlie is a gamer so we can talk that too.
|u/Planet_Puerile - 1 month
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|I don’t think window seat next to Tate would be bad at all
|u/AnthonyMiqo - 1 month
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|I'll walk.
|u/m00n5t0n3 - 1 month
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|3 or 5. Get that teaaa
|u/BoringStrawberry36 - 1 month
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|7. Got to stretch my legs and enjoy a data conversation and how michale
|Knowles has a 100 dollar check lol
|u/Son_of_Yoduh - 1 month
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|I be on a different plane.
|u/Few-Rain-8527 - 1 month
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|3.
|u/Possible_Vanilla_921 - 1 month
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|7. I like the aisle, and Ben seems like a decent and polite guy
|u/DocHolliday511 - 1 month
|
|1. Im a Hustlers University Alumni
|u/Ugnox - 1 month
|
|I would really love a chance to speak with Ben Shapiro. Everyone knows
|he's a grifter and I would love a chance to make some points to him that
|I've not seen anyone make. When people ask Shapiro questions, they
|always try to gotcha him, but, as evil as his intentions are, Shapiro is
|VERY quick witted and intelligent. I would equally like a chance to sit
|in an echo chamber with Piker just to feel good about myself and my
|views.
|u/Psychological-Touch1 - 1 month
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|8
|u/G37_is_numberletter - 1 month
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|I’ll sit by Ben. He’s pretty good at MTG and isn’t as annoying as you
|might think. He’s a control player, but he has good threat assessment
|and takes quick turns.
|u/gorgeousgirlycute333 - 1 month
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|spot #3 absolutely
|u/TurboHole78 - 1 month
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|3
|u/noimpactnoidea_ - 1 month
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|3 would be funny as hell though.
|u/Cu3bone - 1 month
|
|Sit me next to musk, gonna tell him about my autism and then talk
|nonstop about trains for the rest of the flight.
|u/cooseman22 - 1 month
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|Seat number 3 choice for sure. I'm fingering the hyena and high fiving
|the businessman afterwards.
|u/heimos - 1 month
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|This is fascinating
|u/LastShogun - 1 month
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|taking a later flight
|u/CheesyWonder85 - 1 month
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|1
|u/Vivalasvader - 1 month
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|#5 Between Tucker and Putin with a view of Killary and Epstein across
|the isle!!!
|u/Ornery_Gene7682 - 1 month
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|Hell we could troll her
|u/jackrip761 - 1 month
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|3 and bring the popcorn.
|u/Canada-Lover - 1 month
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|3 would be fun.
|u/HippyDM - 1 month
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|#3, right between Don and Harris. It'd be my own personal presidential
|debate.
|u/Brazuka_txt - 1 month
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|3 would be really funny
|u/kklug24 - 1 month
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|7
|u/Mihai769 - 1 month
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|Never the one between Trump and Kemala 😂
|u/awkward__penguin - 1 month
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|3, I’d get an ab workout from laughing so hard the whole flight as they
|argued and made little petty comments
|u/ConversationHairy299 - 1 month
|
|10, ask Hillary if she wants to see some real crossing the aisle, and
|then launching myself across the aisle to bite Putin.
|u/Dogpoundd22 - 1 month
|
|Honestly being stuck between trump and Kamala might be kind of hilarious
|just listening to them roast the fuck out of each other the whole time.
|u/gdch93 - 1 month
|
|3. It would be like having a private debate.
|u/Own_Permission6000 - 1 month
|
|Putin is probably the only one who would be quiet the entire time
|u/joetie59 - 1 month
|
|Next to t swift. See if I can work my magic on her
|u/patricky13 - 1 month
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|#10 would be quiet as one of 'em is dead
|u/goplovesfascism - 1 month
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|6 no hesitation. I’d be telling swift to stfu and let Hasan cook
|u/msdos_kapital - 1 month
|
|\#5 no question. just get those two talking, throw in a jab here and
|there. great flight \#8 might be doable but I couldn't stand sitting
|that close to Shapiro. hate his voice
|u/Far-Journalist-3370 - 1 month
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|1&3
|u/According_Ad_9998 - 1 month
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|1 if Tate will switch sweats with me and keep quiet,if not 3, 5 ,or 10
|kind of tough call. All very different dynamics. I guess it would depend
|on the day and what I am willing to endure
|u/Otherwise-Dirt-7574 - 1 month
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|Def 1 or 8 no order
|u/StopHiringBendis - 1 month
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|If you pick 5, don't eat or drink anything 
|u/Johnnyfever13 - 1 month
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|1
|u/WingmanZer0 - 1 month
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|6 so I can try to prevent Hasan from awkwardly showing Taylor cringe
|react videos for the whole flight.
|u/ashmenon - 1 month
|
|6. The things I'd do to Hasan...
|u/brassmonkey2342 - 1 month
|
|8 is the only correct choice.
|u/j4vendetta - 1 month
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|8. Probably peace and quiet.
|u/siimbaz - 1 month
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|8 for sure. 2 is a close second.
|u/Probably_Fishing - 1 month
|
|1 is boring. 2 is loud and obnoxious. 3 is migraine material. 4 is
|weird. 5 is life threatening. 7 is nausiating. 8 is confusing. 10 just
|aint happening. 6. I don't know the guy, but I can't see spending a
|couple hours with Taylor being unpleasant. She's hot, seems pretty
|smart, does humanitarian stuff, hates Trump. Plenty to talk about. 9.
|Would be tiring after a while, but despite Elons obvious character
|flaws, we do have some common interests like space, robotics, AI. And
|there's always that small chance I come out with some cash if cards are
|played right. I'd probably go 9 just out of curiousity, but I'd think
|about 6 if she was single. You miss every shot you don't take, ya know?
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