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What is something that people pretend to like but secretly hate ?
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|u/87lonelygirl - 1 month
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|Pretending someone is nice after they die. No they were a dick, being
|dead doesn't change that
|u/AsteroidMike - 1 month
|
|Always felt it was really odd to have “respect” for the dead if they
|turned out to be an awful person for their life. They did nothing to
|earn respect or kind words ever so no one’s obligated to do the same
|once they finally go.
|u/Shanghaipete - 1 month
|
|Speaking ill of the dead is one of the few ways we can get any form
|of justice. It infuriated me to see newspapers giving Colin Powell
|the kid-glove treatment in his obituary. Statesman, my ass. The
|sonofabitch lied about WMD, and nothing else he did will wipe that
|stain away. If we can't say so now, when can we?
|u/Corhoto - 1 month
|
|👆 Dudes been harboring Colin Powell death rage for almost 3 years.
|u/mc_hammerandsickle - 1 month
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|we should forever rage at the fact that there's a million dead
|Iraqis as a result of his lies
|u/Sp4ceh0rse - 1 month
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|You know someone was absolutely vile when the post death coverage
|can’t even gloss over how bad they were because there’s nothing
|good to say. Looking at you, Rush Limbaugh.
|u/voice-of-reason-777 - 1 month
|
|amen
|u/Stunning_LRB_o7 - 1 month
|
|Reminds me of a friend’s uncle who said bad things (sprinkled in with
|the nice things, while still trying to be respectful) about his
|father/my friend’s grandpa at his funeral. A bunch of family members
|either got uncomfortable or straight up tried to get him off the
|podium during the speech, even though… he was telling the truth? I
|100% agree with you on this one.
|u/Grimms_tale - 1 month
|
|I feel like while family and friends are grieving it is reasonable
|to hold off on the criticism, people are going through a lot.
|Public figures are a different kettle of fish however
|u/toucanbutter - 1 month
|
|Steve Jobs anyone? Got hailed as some sort of hero all of a sudden,
|when it's well known that he was nothing but an abusive, colossal
|prick.
|u/-1-1-1-1-1-1 - 1 month
|
|Cough cough Susan Wojcicki
|u/Legitimate_Main3406 - 1 month
|
|My uncle is like this with my mom. My mother was a drug addict and I
|went through almost ten years of abuse bc of her. It’s been 6 years
|since she died and my uncle still tells me as much as possible that
|she was a good sister and she was a good mom. No, when she died she
|was the person who almost killed her child and family members
|multiple times, not the young kid you chose to remain her for. He
|won’t see her for who she really is, and it pisses me off bc I’m
|living proof of her horrible existence. I literally can’t walk
|correctly because of her and he still somehow thinks she was a good
|person who just “had a hard life”. I was the one with a hard life.
|u/IMA-Witch - 1 month
|
|I’m so sorry you had to endure that awful situation. It’s really
|sad when your mom is/was a horrible person. You are robbed of so
|much. Your uncle isn’t being fair to you. Your pain is legitimate
|and nobody has the right to minimize it or deny facts. I have a
|niece who is a drug addict, and I will not say good things about
|her if she dies before I do. I hate her for all the pain she has
|inflicted on our family, especially my parents. She has never
|apologized or admitted all the shit she did. Her dad has disowned
|her. Her mom makes excuses. Families are torn apart by these people
|so why do we owe them nice words when they finally get the hell out
|of our lives?
|u/jellopudnpops - 1 month
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|I’ve spoke at 2 funerals and gave legitimacy instead of baby powder
|on the butt. People want reality and not the same boring how great
|thou art rhetoric.
|u/blinkysmurf - 1 month
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|I agree. Death is not a way out of how you behaved. If you don’t want
|people to say nasty shit about you after death, behave in life.
|u/kurlyhippy - 1 month
|
| When a former schoolmate(bully) suddenly died from a medical thing,
|my mom first asked me if we were friends and I said ick no she was a
|B. My mom said good because she’s dead and explained. And I said
|something like ‘okay. I mean sorry to her family. But It doesn’t
|bother me.’ I still went to the funeral and remember seeing all these
|people around me crying and honoring this girl but I didn’t offer
|anything because I wasn’t going to pretend I cared or that she was a
|decent person to me.
|u/Karen3232 - 1 month
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|Now they’re just a dead dick
|u/scoonbug - 1 month
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|Nil nisi bonum mortui is not for the benefit of the deceased, it’s
|for their loved ones
|u/80sixit - 1 month
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|Oh yea it's awful. I don't want them to have to do it either. I don't
|like if someone tells them it's my Birthday without me knowing
|either, especially if your birthday was two fucking weeks ago. All
|off a sudden you hear "haaaapppppyy bir..." "ohh god damnit not
|again" lol
|u/utexfan18 - 1 month
|
|I hate this so much. I have severe anxiety at times and generally
|hate receiving attention. My family used to do this because they
|knew it would make me uncomfortable. It finally took me speaking up
|and asking if putting me on the verge of panic attacks was really
|that amusing to them and threatened that I would start celebrating
|my bday by myself for them to stop. Who are these really for? The
|workers can't love dropping everything and singing to random
|strangers multiple times a day and I can't imagine most people
|enjoy being sung to like that. Is it just for friends and family to
|get amusement out of seeing someone being uncomfortable on their
|bday?
|u/239h - 1 month
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|Yes yes it makes me so anxious I'm sorry ur family did it anyways
|u/80sixit - 1 month
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|Wow that sucks that they did it even though they knew you really
|didn't like it. Rough that you had to go through that. I guess
|some people enjoy it the fucking narcissitic sociopaths lol
|u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt - 1 month
|
|It's to drive up dessert sales. If they bring you a slice of cake
|and sing to you then the rest of the table is likely to buy
|dessert instead of sitting there watching you eat cake alone.
|u/Immediate_Employ_571 - 1 month
|
|You're right as a server we hate that crap, you want to see 5
|servers standing around talking scatter and find something super
|important to do right that minute? Ask for people to go sing for
|a birthday.
|u/pm_me_x-files_quotes - 1 month
|
|Same. It took me years of pleading for my family not to sing/get
|people to sing for me before they finally stopped. It took me
|getting sung to after being assured I wouldn't be, me fleeing the
|scene, and having an anxiety attack in another room before it
|finally sunk in for my mom. I don't know what my mom told
|everybody else afterward, but whenever someone brings up singing
|"Happy Birthday" to me, my mom immediately shoots them down, but
|in a fun way. Somehow my pleading wasn't cutting it, so now she
|does it for me.
|u/NightGod - 1 month
|
|Coworkers tried that with me once. We had a team lunch at
|Applebee's and they thought it would be funny to let them know it
|had been my birthday a couple of days before but obviously hadn't
|been paying attention when I had been telling them about who I was
|as a person. Note: at this place, when they did the birthday song,
|every employee in the building came out to sing it and they each
|brought a helium balloon on a string that had a loop in the end
|they put on your wrist and then give you a dessert. I wore them
|while I ate my dessert, joking about how it made my arms feel
|lighter. As we got up to leave, my manager asked if I was going to
|leave the balloons behind at the restaurant. Aghast, I of course
|said I could never do such a thing, not after the team went through
|all that effort to make it happen for me. So I wore them on my
|wrist the rest of the day. Drove back to work with them there and
|my buddies in the car with the windows down halfway (used the
|window locks to make sure they stayed there) so they could all
|share the joy of my new balloons with me as they blew around the
|car and in their faces (in retrospect, that part was stupid and
|unsafe, but funny since it turned out OK). Sat at my cubicle with
|them on. Went to the bathroom with them on. Left them taped to my
|desk and then my buddies and I inhaled the helium the next day. I
|don't know if it was an official policy or something, but they
|never did birthdays at team lunch meetings again after that
|u/ninnypogger - 1 month
|
|I just bring the dessert with a candle, smile and say happy birthday,
|and walk away. There was one time though where a woman came in three
|nights in a row with different people and they ordered her dessert
|with a candle because it was her “birthday weekend.” This woman was
|in her 50s. We only found this out because the runner said “again?”
|the third night and she had to explain herself lol
|u/IGotAFatRooster - 1 month
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|She went to the same place 3 nights in a row? What a psychopath.
|u/DatRatDo - 1 month
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|Total loser wine aunt.
|u/ninnypogger - 1 month
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|I mean, yeah. She was nice and polite every time, but there must
|be some deep-seated lack of self worth or insecurities going on
|to do something like that. Like why the same restaurant every
|time? There are more questions than answers
|u/EmanresuSuomynonaNA - 1 month
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|Three different kids and none of them like each other so they
|celebrate Mom’s birthday separately? Might be her favorite
|place to eat so they all treat her to it for her birthday.
|u/ninnypogger - 1 month
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|First night it was probably her kids, the other two nights it
|was different older couples.
|u/NightGod - 1 month
|
|She probably just really liked the food and had different
|people taking her out for her birthday each night. IDK, as a
|restaurant, I think I would be OK with someone coming in with a
|completely different party each night, all ordering full meals
|and then getting a free piece of cake because they were
|genuinely out celebrating her birthday
|u/ninnypogger - 1 month
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|I don’t have a problem with it but it was just weird to me.
|Maybe she was having different people stay at her house and
|wanted to show them her favorite restaurant? But the birthday
|thing three nights in a row is strange
|u/TraditionalTackle1 - 1 month
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|Every time I take my wife out for her birthday I get the prewarning
|that I better not tell them its her birthday or ask them to sing for
|her lol.
|u/TraditionalTackle1 - 1 month
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|LOL, I had a friend who did that just to get free cake.
|u/nobodynose - 1 month
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|I remember going to Bubba Gump and a table near us had someone sing
|it and one of my friends with a birthday somewhat soon watched it
|horrified, looked at us and said "YOU BETTER NOT EVER DO THAT TO
|ME." On the other hand I have a friend who says she loves it.
|u/Legendary_Lamb2020 - 1 month
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|I'll let you in on a secret coming from one of the staff who sang it:
|All of us hated it, too
|u/DYSFUNCTIONALDlLDO - 1 month
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|https://youtu.be/gzPz2cnAPzo?si=ftPG9Lym1GmJYDue
|u/xxrainmanx - 1 month
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|Also, from someone eating in the restaurant, I hate hearing it
|especially 3-5 times in an hour.
|u/FVTVRX - 1 month
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|Whoever enjoys this is a psycho
|u/deyesed - 1 month
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|I mean I know I'm not the most sane lol
|u/awkard_the_turtle - 1 month
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|I don't think anyone enjoys it as much as they appreciate the
|gesture when its a surprise. I probably would think it was sweet
|u/Legendary_Lamb2020 - 1 month
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|Most people do it as a prank, the the receiver it obviously
|humiliated
|u/FVTVRX - 1 month
|
|Ah yes. I also enjoy being forced into a situation that I don't
|enjoy.
|u/Natural_Ad_3019 - 1 month
|
|I’ve never pretended to like it. I actually told a Sery that if she
|had everyone sing to me that I’d walk out without paying. She didn’t
|sing, but brought me a dessert and got a nice tip for it.
|u/BagelCatSprinkles - 1 month
|
|Yeah for my last birthday I told my dad I didn’t want the attention.
|(He arranged for them to do it) he happily cancelled and it was nice
|to have the free flan.
|u/TaintNunYaBiznez - 1 month
|
|Every year on her birthday my wife gets a song and a shot of
|tequila. Every year on my birthday I get a song and my wife gets a
|shot of tequila.
|u/hexitor - 1 month
|
|The high cost of free dessert. Worth it.
|u/voice-of-reason-777 - 1 month
|
|I mean “pretend to love” is a bit rich here. More like “politely
|present as amused”.
|u/Turbulent-Adagio-171 - 1 month
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|I just want the free dessert
|u/Objective_Suspect_ - 1 month
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|Social media, tired of drama from hs don't worry you can keep that
|drama going till you die.
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
|
|I mean social media is what you make of it. People say they hate
|instagram because of all the influencers but my instagram has 0
|influencers. It's all board games and cute animals, my friends, and
|tattoos.
|u/Syltraul - 1 month
|
|Too many don't seem to understand how feeds are put together. When
|you respond to something with a snarky "I don't care", guess what?
|You just told that site you do care and they'll feed more to you.
|u/voice-of-reason-777 - 1 month
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|i know right it’s really not that hard. Avoiding influencer social
|media shit is like the easiest thing ever. If it’s even affecting
|your life it’s kinda sus on you.
|u/lobsangr - 1 month
|
|LinkedIn, can't believe all those guys are that excited about their
|work..
|u/Disastrous-Bee-1557 - 1 month
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|I don’t even believe they’re real. Unless I run into them outside the
|building, I’m gonna assume they were all created by AI.
|u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt - 1 month
|
|I work in a niche industry that has some tight knit professional
|societies and requires a lot of field work so I tend to run into
|peers from other companies a lot. I have never met a single one of
|the frequent posters LinkedIn keeps recommending as leaders in my
|industry.
|u/REDuxPANDAgain - 1 month
|
|I would believe it. I know one former colleague who is exactly
|about this. But this person was always sleeping 4 hours, up at 4
|am, always happy, cheery and energetic. One of my favorite
|people to work with back then just because the energy was
|refreshing. Now? I’m just wondering if it was all type-A
|energy or coke
|u/darksquidlightskin - 1 month
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|It was the coke, take it from experience lol
|u/renoona - 1 month
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|Both. And probably Adderall too. Trust.
|u/fleetpqw24 - 1 month
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|I have though. Transportation industry throws some wild parties
|u/Kataphractoi - 1 month
|
|It's easy to be excited about work when you aren't at peon level.
|It's even easier to be excited when your job doesn't involve doing
|any actual work.
|u/East-Independent6778 - 1 month
|
|It may not be manual labor, but all that networking BS on LinkedIn
|is what keeps the work coming in. My boss could spend 40 hours a
|week at the bar with potential clients for all I care. As long as
|the contracts keep coming, I have a job.
|u/hokie47 - 1 month
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|It's gotten so bad over the past few years. Really I want just one
|sarcastic and real person that people like.
|u/celiacsunshine - 1 month
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|r/LinkedInLunatics
|u/RecognitionLittle330 - 1 month
|
|They can never get me to make a LinkedIn 😂
|u/CynthiaChames - 1 month
|
|I had to create a LinkedIn as an assignment for a college business
|class. That was 8 years ago and I haven't touched it since.
|u/notathr0waway1 - 1 month
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|It's a facet of the corporate game that some people choose to play.
|If someone told me, "hey you have a 50% chance to double your salary
|if you post a bunch of this kind of stuff on LinkedIn" I'd probably
|do it. I don't think that it's true, but I think that most of the
|people who do it believe it's true and that's why they do it.
|u/blueponies1 - 1 month
|
|I just use it to get news about my company and other similar
|companies in the industry and sometimes to see what old friends are
|up to or network within my company. I never post anything but I do
|like getting on LinkedIn sometimes.
|u/notathr0waway1 - 1 month
|
|Yeah, I totally browse it. If I'm being honest, I don't really
|give a shit that my company had a charity golf tournament or a 5k
|last weekend that I intentionally didn't go to. But it's always
|fun when you see old colleagues announce a new job that's a big
|step up. I was feel happy for people that I used to work with it
|become managers and vice presidents and stuff.
|u/HiddenCityPictures - 1 month
|
|That means you're in the wrong place man. I had an interview for a
|new lifeguarding job after 2.5 years and I was enjoying myself a lot.
|Edit: I did get the job.
|u/tigersmhs07 - 1 month
|
|I don't know what LinkedIn is and at this point I'm too afraid to
|ask.meme
|u/SamiraSimp - 1 month
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|it's a platform/social network for white collar jobs basically.
|"linkedin guys" are people who say that "if you wake up everyday at
|5 am, take a cold shower, eat nothing but unfavored oatmeal and
|work for 16 hours a day you can become a millionaire CEO". and they
|post this out of touch nonsense multiple times a week...or day.
|for most people it's just a way to connect with people they work
|with, people in their industry, and seeing what careers their
|friends have
|u/MoistYear7423 - 1 month
|
|Work events outside normal business hours. My current company does all
|parties during business hours and it's fantastic. We get done with work
|at noon the day of the party or event and then we are free to hang out
|as much or as little as we want for the rest of the work day and leave
|whenever. By contrast to every other company I've worked for has
|these mandatory fun activities that are a huge waste of time. Driving
|45 minutes one way to go do ax throwing or whatever lame-brained idea
|HR has come up with from 6:00 p.m. until 10:00 p.m. on a Saturday to
|hang out with people that you wouldn't otherwise interact with and make
|small talk who is not fun in the least.
|u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt - 1 month
|
|Even worse, the places that expect spouses to attend. Now you can
|hire babysitter so that your spouse can make small talk with people
|they only know from you complaining about them.
|u/accidentallyHelpful - 1 month
|
|Exactly! Brought my wife to the company party the 1st time. She
|was super disappointed. With the entire staff gathered around,
|she cried out loudly, "Where are all the clowns that you said that
|you worked with?"
|u/NightGod - 1 month
|
|Jim F., is that you?
|u/MisterMarcus - 1 month
|
|Work functions with spouses is honestly frustrating. You spend
|literally all your time either introducing your spouse, or having
|your workmates' spouses introduced to you.
|u/fluffyoustewart - 1 month
|
|I just got a job that does the same!! They also don't shit on anyone
|who doesn't go. I'm sober and don't like going to any that have
|alcohol, never been bothered about it. At my old job I always got
|told off because it's "team building".
|u/phoDog35 - 1 month
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|Place I worked had multiple events with alcohol and since I had a
|40m commute I looked around for soft drinks/water. Had to go pay
|for a soda in the cafeteria. Oops.
|u/fluffyoustewart - 1 month
|
|I really hate that shit. If you do events, take care of everyone.
|Went to a party recently and the host passed out drinks to
|everyone...except me because I'm recovering. Couldn't even give a
|bitch a water lmao. When my company does other events they always
|have sodas or waters. I'm thankful for them thinking it through.
|u/SnooCrickets6980 - 1 month
|
|It's honestly really irresponsible when you think of all the
|reasons people may not want to drink alcohol. Like, if
|someone's in recovery, driving, pregnant, on medication etc.
|are the management just like 'oh well, nothing for you unless
|you want this alcoholic drink' 
|u/NightGod - 1 month
|
|There's a certain breed of dudebros who really don't care
|about anyone who isn't drinking with them =x
|u/gkdelrey13 - 1 month
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|I already spend 40+ hours/ week around these people out of necessity.
|What makes you think I want to be around them on my days off?? My
|manager tells me I don’t participate in “team building”.
|u/Jorost - 1 month
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|Tell him that team building needs to happen during team work hours.
|u/P-Tux7 - 1 month
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|Make up some mumbo jumbo about how it "trains the brain to
|associate your work hours with team spirit"
|u/DorothyMantooth- - 1 month
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|After hours is for family-building
|u/gkdelrey13 - 1 month
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|AMEN!!
|u/lordpanda - 1 month
|
|And to the same extent work related trips. It's cool to fly to
|London for work the first 2-3 times. It's not cool when the hotel
|lobby knows you on a first name basis.
|u/G8kpr - 1 month
|
|My friend used to fly to various US cities as part of his job. I
|said “that’s cool, you get to fly to all these cities” He
|immediately said “yeah, it’s cool for the first 2 trips. Then you
|hate it. Living out of hotels. Eating out all the time.” He
|eventually left that job because the constant flying and travelling
|was just too much.
|u/DeliciousPangolin - 1 month
|
|You don't even get to see the places you're visiting. You're just
|shuttling between business hotels, offices, and convention
|centers that are identical everywhere in the world. Maybe having
|an exhausting dinner with the client at an overly formal
|restaurant in the CBD when you just want to go back to your room
|and get room service. If you do want to see the city you're
|visiting, then you do it alone while your spouse waits at home,
|getting annoyed that you're burning vacation days on a trip they
|aren't part of.
|u/jiggajawn - 1 month
|
|That, and even work events that are really out of the way for most
|workers. Me and my work friends would go to way more events if they
|were held near downtown because it's centrally located, but instead
|the C suite always does events located right near their neighborhood
|which can be an hour+ drive for many people.
|u/NoMonk8635 - 1 month
|
|Yes, forced fun should be on the clock
|u/Comfortable_Tax7568 - 1 month
|
|Ugh. I hope I never get a job like this. They should never be
|mandatory. And I think I'm getting old, because 10 pm is too late for
|me to be out. This is just crazy to me that it's mandatory. Why? My
|days off are my days off to not think about work and stay out of
|traffic.
|u/Miesmoes - 1 month
|
|“To go do ax throwing” sorry I had to laugh.
|u/G8kpr - 1 month
|
|You just described my company’s Christmas parties. When I worked
|nights, we had no where to go, so we did a pot luck at work each
|year, and it was great. Now that I am on days, we have these weird
|days to go to some extremely inconvenient place. It’s also in winter
|so that means winter driving at night. Half the people live downtown
|or near downtown so their travel is like 15 minutes and don’t get
|what the big deal is, while us in the suburbs are like a 45 minute
|drive. I’ve passed on the last two, and now I fear that it’s going to
|start “looking bad” if I don’t make an appearance
|u/Fappy_as_a_Clam - 1 month
|
|The sad thing is that there are a *ton* of people who like them. a
|ton. One of my previous employors tried to do away with them and
|give us half days on the days we'd have parties instead, and a not
|insignificant number of people were furious. Now, I'm going to make
|generalizations but this is how it broke down: Young people, like 40
|and under, loved the idea. Nearly all of them. Older people not so
|much. The older men were mostly indifferent and some saw it as a sign
|of laziness.... ...but the older women, holy shit. They were the
|very upset, very vocal ones. Almost all of them. They were disgusted
|that the younger people wanted time off instead of getting a free
|meal with drinks and socializing. Absolutely disgusted. In the end,
|we had the fucking parties. And only the older women were happy.
|u/folkvore - 1 month
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|Attending mandatory work events like office holiday parties.
|u/Low-Calligrapher502 - 1 month
|
|Came here to say work Christmas parties. Such a weird combination of
|being encouraged to drink, socialize, etc. but be on your best
|behavior at the same time.
|u/VitaminWheat - 1 month
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|Man I look forward to work Christmas party’s for months, an excuse
|to get pissed for free with work mates ya’ll need to lighted up
|u/Low-Calligrapher502 - 1 month
|
|I suppose it depends on the type of workplace. In very white
|collar environments it always feels awkward. I've heard too many
|stories of people getting too drunk and saying or doing things at
|the party that ended up getting them fired or reprimanded come
|Monday morning to feel comfortable letting loose.
|u/mehtorite - 1 month
|
|You just have to remember that reddit skews way more towards
|uptight shut-ins than the real world does.
|u/Dragmom - 1 month
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|Sex on the beach.
|u/giovannidrogo - 1 month
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|A bit too sweet for my taste but it's a decent cocktail
|u/cupholdery - 1 month
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|If you like pina coladas~ 🎶🎵
|u/neopod9000 - 1 month
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|"I've got sand in my underpants." "Me too... let's go home."
|u/eyeshinesk - 1 month
|
|There’s a Simpsons reference for every possible situation, isn’t
|there?
|u/matande31 - 1 month
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|Considering they predict the future, I'd argue it's only natural.
|u/Time-Demand4140 - 1 month
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|I had sex on a beach once. Lots of sand in places you don't want
|sand. And a lot of bugs. It was gross.
|u/OilySteeplechase - 1 month
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|Cigarette butts, pieces of glass, mmm.
|u/kingleotard - 1 month
|
|New kink _unlocked_.
|u/CrispyPancakeEdges - 1 month
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|Razor sharp seashells 😩👌💦
|u/therealtofu_ - 1 month
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|I don’t think they’re talking about jersey 😂
|u/OrganizationPutrid68 - 1 month
|
|And it's difficult to tend to the matters at hand with a crab
|latched onto your pinkie toe...
|u/Amazing_Excuse_3860 - 1 month
|
|I hate sand. It's course, it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets
|everywhere.
|u/fleetpqw24 - 1 month
|
|Anakin?
|u/VodkaMargarine - 1 month
|
|>it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere. The same
|could be said for sex
|u/Cute_Fee5350 - 1 month
|
|“I don’t like sand.”
|u/soundsaboutright11 - 1 month
|
|I wholeheartedly disagree. Maybe it’s cause I grew up on a beach, but
|it’s honestly one of my favorite places outside of the bedroom. You
|just gotta know when and where to do it and you also can’t be one of
|those sandy people.
|u/voice-of-reason-777 - 1 month
|
|agreed. If you are driven to fucking on the beach, then you are
|probably in for a good time. Ive fucked in wayyyyy shittier places
|than a beautiful beach, and guess what, it was wonderful, because I
|was having sex with an awesome person that was enthusiastic about
|it and we were living our best lives.
|u/redditboy123451 - 1 month
|
|we don't mind sand in our stilettos 
|u/Grokker999 - 1 month
|
|Personally, I really like sex on the beach. But, I understand that
|there's some practical challenges for those that aren't very used to
|it. It's an acquired skill to keep the sand off and out of sensitive
|areas. But for all the years I've been having sex on the beach, just
|last week, a caterpillar was crawling on my companion. I didn't even
|skip a beat or mention it. I just brushed it off him! I think this is
|a crossover to sex in the outdoors generally. BUGS!
|u/KiwiVegetable5454 - 1 month
|
|I’ll take sec wherever I can get it 🤣
|u/Natural20Twenty - 1 month
|
|I dunno. Doggy style sounds like like safe bet to me
|u/imbex - 1 month
|
|Sex in the snow also sucks.
|u/CMStan1313 - 1 month
|
|Do you mean the drink or the verb?
|u/mermaidonmars - 1 month
|
|I got my pants stolen while I was having sex on the beach once. I had
|to walk back to the hotel in a shirt and underwear. To top it all
|off, I thought he gave me herpes but thankfully it was a false alarm
|u/Fantastic-Version179 - 1 month
|
|Prime, it's not that good
|u/randomname_99223 - 1 month
|
|In Europe stores are giving them out for free because nobody wants it
|u/cheerfulsarcasm - 1 month
|
|That’s what they get for marketing to kids. Their tastes change
|like the wind and parents aren’t gonna keep spending $3.99 to have
|them take 3 sips and forget about it (ask me how I know 😑)
|u/Fantastic-Version179 - 1 month
|
|Maybe in some countries, in Poland you can buy it in Carrefour for
|20 zł ~ 5€ it's a lot for 1l or something of drink, 0,85l Coke ~
|6-8 zł ~ 1,5- 2€ , 1l of water ~ 1,5 - 4 zł ~ 0,5 - 1€, what only
|make prime worse
|u/chunkytapioca - 1 month
|
|What is Prime?
|u/Nerdy_person101 - 1 month
|
|Energy drink that was released by two YouTubers about a year
|and a half ago. From my experience in the Uk, people went nuts
|for it. You couldn’t get one drink anywhere and if you did find
|a drink it would be stupidly expensive. The highest price I saw
|was about £100/$128 USD/€116. Then it just stopped, people had
|the drink and shops started selling them reduced just to get
|rid of them. I have never tried it but I don’t even think it is
|very nice.
|u/chunkytapioca - 1 month
|
|I've hated all the energy drinks I've ever tried, so I'd
|probably hate it lol. I'll just stick with coffee.
|u/TooStrangeForWeird - 1 month
|
|I like the monster coffee and juice/rehab ones the best.
|Most energy drinks are just fine to me, but I'd rather have
|the juice ones instead of anything.
|u/Fantastic-Version179 - 1 month
|
|There are some tastes of prime that are strictly energy
|drinks, but I'm sure that the most popular one don't
|contain caffeine or don't have as much as other energy
|drinks. It's more a hydraton drink, like something you
|would take to the gym or on a match, at least they
|promoting it like that, and they have brand deals with
|famous football players and teams. In fact i couldn't
|imagine drinking something that sweet on a gym.
|u/Still_Dan - 1 month
|
|I bought one for 3 kr here in Norway, which is 25 Euro cent It
|did not taste good
|u/Jh789 - 1 month
|
|I thought you meant Amazon prime. And I thought what if that was gone
|and I had to go back to making a shopping list and just going to the
|store every week or two instead of arbitrarily, ordering whatever
|casual thought pops in my head at any hour of the day. It would be a
|major lifestyle change
|u/Any_Finance_1546 - 1 month
|
|I swear I thought you meant Amazon Prime.
|u/mrp0013 - 1 month
|
|I had to ask Mr. Google what Prime is....
|u/rocky23m - 1 month
|
|Networking events! Everyone acts like they're excited to meet new
|people and make connections, but deep down, most of us are just
|counting down the minutes until we can leave and go back to being
|introverts in peace. The forced small talk and superficial
|conversations are exhausting, but we all pretend it's a great
|opportunity because, well, that's what you're supposed to do, right?
|u/Aloysyus - 1 month
|
|It depends on the kind of networking event, really. I've been like
|you for way too long. Turns out that most of the better opportunities
|i've got were direct results of those events. In my biz we have one
|or two events in one month - and most peeps are pretty chill and
|looking forward to it.
|u/cupholdery - 1 month
|
|It can get cringey when you can tell people are there simply to
|sell you stuff, rather than establish a connection with you.
|u/Aloysyus - 1 month
|
|Well, it depends on what kind of networking event you're on. In
|the media biz it is very well about establishing a connection. It
|might be vastly different at a reception by some company during
|an exhibition.
|u/RepairContent268 - 1 month
|
|I always feel like I’ll never get ahead at work bc my discomfort is
|always on my face. I can’t hide it. Idk how people do. It’s nothing
|against anyone else I just don’t want to talk to others unless it’s
|required of me and it’s very very clear to other people I think even
|if I’m acting polite.
|u/futurenotgiven - 1 month
|
|i recently got fired because they didn’t think i was suited to a
|client facing role so i feel ya 🙃 i feel like i’ll never be able to
|work in a role where i interact with clients/customers/whatever
|because i’m so awful with talking to people. the autism doesn’t
|help either
|u/RepairContent268 - 1 month
|
|I can do it if the person seems friendly or there’s a need for it
|but to do it solely to network is difficult bc it’s like
|outwardly using other people. That makes me uncomfortable.
|u/Chigtube - 1 month
|
|The people that are good at it and make it look easy are the ones
|that don't need to pretend or be superficial because I do think it's
|cool to meet new people you could connect with no matter how brief
|the interaction.
|u/imbex - 1 month
|
|IT networking events at conferences are ridiculous. It is filled with
|awkward people like me.
|u/Skyysmummy - 1 month
|
|Getting their nails done. I love HAVING them done, I hate GETTING them
|done. Most women I have talked to share the similar sentiment.
|u/Impressive-Gold-3893 - 1 month
|
|YESSSSSSS!!!!!! I started doing my own at home because of this. I
|can at least do it during a conference call or down time. And if one
|chips or breaks, I have everything to fix it at my disposal.
|u/TemperatureDizzy3257 - 1 month
|
|Really? I find it relaxing. Pedicures are the best, but manicures
|feel good too.
|u/imbex - 1 month
|
|I'm ticklish on my feet. I have to try so hard to not kick the
|person exfoliating them. It's quite stressful.
|u/seharadessert - 1 month
|
|I can do a pedi because I get to be on my phone. Manicures drive me
|so crazy lmao
|u/Right-External8210 - 1 month
|
|My nail girl is a close friend, so I legit look forward to my
|appointments so we can catch up haha
|u/oogmar - 1 month
|
|Me with the woman who does my Brazilians. I miss a month and I
|miss out on her familial moving gossip and the new house her and
|her boyfriend are building etc progress. We aren't CLOSE but we do
|grab coffee sometimes when in the other's hood. Not so close if I
|don't book for 3 months she's miffed. I was getting them done in SF
|for a spell due to travel convenience, but I've missed my regular
|and we're back. A lot of these things (hair, nails, massages,
|waxing) can be dependent on finding the right person.
|u/Right-External8210 - 1 month
|
|Absolutely! I had maybe 10 manicures my whole life up until I met
|my girl, and now I go every 3-4 weeks.
|u/ToffeeBean24 - 1 month
|
|SAME! My coworkers were just talking about this yesterday - how they
|spend the whole time "gabbing" and then it's suddenly done. I am not
|that social. I spend the whole time telling myself "don't move your
|hands, don't move your hands..." and then 6 hours (30 minutes) later,
|they're done.
|u/Sp4ceh0rse - 1 month
|
|Toes I enjoy but I hate getting a mani. I want to be able to use my
|hands dammit!
|u/MediocreCommercial10 - 1 month
|
|Yes! I like HAVING my nails done but hate the sitting there / awkward
|interactions, etc part. I love GETTING a massage in the opposite way
|to GETTING my nails done if that makes sense
|u/Cutebootydress - 1 month
|
|Social media trends
|u/Haorui_cool - 1 month
|
|My theory is that people want to relate with others so they do this.
|u/Jeramy_Jones - 1 month
|
|It’s that peer pressure they warned us about as kids. Turns out
|no one offered me drugs but everyone wanted me to join Facebook.
|u/BeltfedHappiness - 1 month
|
|No one offered you drugs?
|u/Plairinum_ - 1 month
|
|My doctors did. Though I wouldn’t say the looming threat of a
|blood clot is a peer.
|u/Alternative_Mud_7896 - 1 month
|
|Being an adult
|u/239h - 1 month
|
|It's a lot of responsibility but I love that as I get older I get
|more mature and I have less insecurities
|u/gonzoisgood - 1 month
|
|Hell yeah once I hit 40 I finally got the feeling I can do
|anything. Spent my whole life scared to go on a cruise. One day
|just woke up and wasn’t scared anymore. I watched a storm roll in
|from a front deck right behind the hull. Felt like Lieutenant Dan!
|Hahaha
|u/chunkytapioca - 1 month
|
|I spent my whole life not having money to go on a cruise. But now
|I'm over 40 and finally have enough income! I'm going a cruise
|next year.
|u/gonzoisgood - 1 month
|
|Yay! It’s the cheapest way to travel abroad!! Have fun!!
|u/239h - 1 month
|
|One of the best feelings 💃🏻
|u/GreasyPeter - 1 month
|
|I'm 36 and not only is my anxiety severely reduced now, but I
|have developed charisma somehow. I know this because women
|actually spend time talking to me now instead of finding an
|excuse to walk away. And as a single man, it does make it a LOT
|easier to get dates now, which is exactly what I needed because
|dating apps are a bane and they've legitimately ruined dating for
|everyone under 40. They allow you to escape the anxiety that
|comes from approaching someone you're interested in in-person,
|but the trade off is that if you grew up with dating apps, you
|never force yourself to do the anxious things you used to have to
|do to meet someone and thus those anxieties persist even
|more.into adulthood than in the past. And social media comes
|along and does the same for our other social skills. That's why
|gen z is more sexless and lonely and goes to the least amount of
|gatherings and parties than every previous generations at their
|age. It's not their fault, everyone older than them TOLD THEM
|this is how you do it now. They were kids, they didn't know any
|better, but we should have.
|u/EmanresuSuomynonaNA - 1 month
|
|Yeah, less insecurities… More wrinkles. More weight. And for
|some of us, less hair and teeth. …yay?
|u/AprilTron - 1 month
|
|What does it matter if you have wrinkles when you do not give a
|fuck.
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
|
|Nah I love it. Being a teenager was rad as hell but even then I knew
|"man, my 20's, and 30's are going to be the shit. I'll do whatever
|the hell I want on my time, my dime!" kind of attitude. So far, I've
|been right. Every decade has been radder than the last :)
|u/JearBear-10 - 1 month
|
|Yes and no. More responsibilities sure, but they're, to a degree,
|self-imposed. It's nice to not need permission to do things.
|u/LaylaKnowsBest - 1 month
|
|I mean.. yeah, having bills and responsibilities suck. But it evens
|out because my adult ass can put a 70" TV in the bedroom, drive to
|the adult dispensary, use my adult money to buy legal adult drugs,
|and spend the evening playing video games in bed on a big ass TV
|while high as fuck with my husband while we eat ice cream for dinner.
|(100% how our evening last night played out)
|u/noonie2020 - 1 month
|
|Breathing. Every. Damn. Day.
|u/ada-antoninko - 1 month
|
|I love it!
|u/mauore11 - 1 month
|
|To have to resist the urge to say "Tag!, you're it!" And run like
|hell. That's no way to live.
|u/1mmediateThrowaway - 1 month
|
|It's only good if you have money.
|u/239h - 1 month
|
|It's a lot of responsibility but I love that as I get older I get
|more mature and I have less insecurities
|u/gaythoughtsatnight - 1 month
|
|There's a lot of responsibility, but I grew up with a lot more
|responsibility than a child should have so it's not anything I'm not
|used to. I have to go to work, but I also had to go to school, and
|school didn't pay me. I had summers off, but I usually ended up
|pretty miserable because I didn't want to be home all the time taking
|care of my addict mom and most of the chores. Now I have freedom.
|With enough effort and patience, I can do whatever I want and no one
|can tell me no.
|u/augustlove801 - 1 month
|
|No I genuinely enjoy it. My childhood was very bad
|u/flamingo_uprising - 1 month
|
|School plays. Most parents/relatives are only there to see their own
|kid but will most likely have to sit through every single grades
|performance.
|u/AllTheDaddy - 1 month
|
|OMG YES. The only way I was able to cope was to dress up like I'm
|going to a very formal fancy theatre production and then pretending
|every kid was mine and being extremely gregarious and over the top
|enthusiastic about every performance. This challenge made it kind of
|fun at least.
|u/hypo11 - 1 month
|
|Be extremely enthusiastic about every kid EXCEPT one random
|selection.
|u/Zucchini-Nice - 1 month
|
|God damn it. That's hilarious but super fucked up
|u/seharadessert - 1 month
|
|Am I the only one who finds them cute lol
|u/mjigs - 1 month
|
|Im still not there yet, but i went to my nephews christmas party
|once...dear god, having to go through all the classes and parents
|performance, just so i could see my nephew...but you have to be there
|early otherwise you wont have a sit.
|u/Impressive-Gold-3893 - 1 month
|
|This was my personal hell! I love that I'm not alone!
|u/dcrpnd - 1 month
|
|Diets. People tell me they’re on this no carb or liquid diet or mostly
|veggies diet and love it. Weeks later the diet is over and confess
|they hated it.
|u/SpaceCadetriment - 1 month
|
|I did keto for half year. It got my weight and blood pressure down
|but that shit was not sustainable. Not only was I miserable the whole
|time, it ruined so many foods for me. There are only so many
|variations of cheese, bacon, steak and chicken you can eat. I don’t
|think I can ever eat a chicken salad again. Oh, and everyone will
|just say things “like go over to /ketorecipies, there are so many
|things you can make!” Those people are delusional and can fuck right
|off, it’s the same dozen ingredients just mashed up in different
|ways. Fuck your chaffle and take your keto fat bombs and shove them
|up your ass, they don’t taste great after the hundredth time having
|them. You know what I love? Bread, fresh warm bread. A nice pasta.
|A baked potato. Fucking fruits and many vegetables are off limits
|with keto, fuck that noise.
|u/Sylveon72_06 - 1 month
|
|PREACH my mom is on a keto diet and i can tell she wants me to go
|on it too, but its not my fault she cant tell simple vs complex
|carbs apart and doesnt know the difference between natural and
|processed sugar
|u/siny-lyny - 1 month
|
|Realisticly any diet that isn't just "eat well, and eat smart
|amounts" is just going to fail
|u/naphomci - 1 month
|
|I was walking with a group of old college friend and my family. One
|of the friends mentioned that she had to stop eating cheese for
|medical reasons, but it was nice because she lost a fair amount of
|weight. I said "was it worth it?" Silence for about 20 seconds,
|followed by a dejected "no....."
|u/TheDadThatGrills - 1 month
|
|Working full-time as a gig worker or selling MLM (ex: Amway, meal
|delivery)... "I get to choose my hours!"
|u/CaptainMagnets - 1 month
|
|I get to choose to work 12 hours a day every single day, or 16 hours
|a day every single day!
|u/Level_Bridge7683 - 1 month
|
|it was a amazing the first few weeks and then i realized i could be
|delivering for a pizza parlor or a brick and mortar delivery store
|getting full benefits AFTER TAXES. some places even give a fleet
|vehicle. i was waiting for a pickup shooting the breeze with a
|customer talking about how he delivered for a while but was barely
|reaching $700 a week. he said he went back to working for terminix a
|week after discovering his pay was before taxes, being treated
|horribly by most restaurants, rude customers, tips being stolen in
|the app, and not compensated for gas.
|u/Apprehensive_Gas971 - 1 month
|
|life
|u/angelskye1215 - 1 month
|
|Oof hard agree with this. Being alive sucks
|u/HjghlyDistressed - 1 month
|
|I feel you😔
|u/Adventurous-Post-309 - 1 month
|
|Other people
|u/philip_elliott - 1 month
|
|Hell is other people!
|u/Mediocre_Method_4683 - 1 month
|
|Life
|u/Skyysmummy - 1 month
|
|Feeling this one today.
|u/sneksnacc - 1 month
|
|I’m here for this one. The repetition!
|u/sheikb - 1 month
|
|Attending work events and mandatory occasions with workmates.
|u/SpuntMunter - 1 month
|
|starbucks, its really expensive mediocre coffee.
|u/NoMonk8635 - 1 month
|
|Alot of what they sell today are really milkshakes
|u/PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt - 1 month
|
|But they're milkshakes that are socially acceptable to drink in a
|9:00 am meeting.
|u/Shanghaipete - 1 month
|
|Someone said that the genius of Starbucks was that it gave adults
|permission to drink milkshakes. FYI, Kenny G was an early
|investor in Starbucks, and he made a pretty penny!
|u/NoMonk8635 - 1 month
|
|Lol
|u/cutelyaware - 1 month
|
|So what?
|u/dilladawg420 - 1 month
|
|The coffee itself is so gross, always a last resort for me
|u/Maewhen - 1 month
|
|Who goes to Starbucks and actually drinks coffee?
|u/dilladawg420 - 1 month
|
|I wish I was cool like you
|u/n0solace - 1 month
|
|Yeah I know. No doubt op goes there for the serene environment
|and friendly patrons you find there
|u/nobodynose - 1 month
|
|Let's all be honest. We all go there for the same reason.
|So the babes can see us working on our screen play. It's
|gonna be a hit, I guarantee it. Billion dollars at the box
|office easily. It's about this assassin, one of the best in
|the world, but he gets double crossed by his agency and he
|wants revenge. It's a really original idea that's no one has
|thought of before.
|u/n0solace - 1 month
|
|Pffff I've got a better idea. It's a romantic comedy set in
|a beautiful snow covered small town where two ridiculously
|attractive young people meet in the most unlikely
|circumstances. They hate each other at first but for some
|reason their paths keep crossing. Eventually they realise
|that through the others random acts of kindness ro there
|that they love each other and that love must be revealed in
|front of some sort of crowd. I'm thinking at an airport
|just to be different. Then they get married 3 days later
|and make beautiful babies together. And live happily ever
|after without a single argument and they both die on the
|same day decades in the future in their bed holding hands.
|Now that's originality my friend.
|u/cupholdery - 1 month
|
|Why else do you go?
|u/n0solace - 1 month
|
|He goes for coffee. I belive the colloqual term is edgelord
|u/mikerz85 - 1 month
|
|The cold brew is good
|u/brit_brat915 - 1 month
|
|I get everything but the coffee lol dragonfruit lemonade has
|been my go to for a hot minute...emperors cloud and mist tea is a
|good pick me up on cold days!
|u/ThePresidentOfJapan - 1 month
|
|i only go there for the cold brew and cake pops
|u/PaulDecember - 1 month
|
|I like it and consider it a treat! Full Disclosure: I'm normally a
|Keurig user of the cheapest Costco Kirkland brand K-cups.
|u/MysticDragon14 - 1 month
|
|I like it. I'm really just there for the frappachinos though
|u/Ughleigh - 1 month
|
|Agreed. But I think people go there for the sugar filled syrups
|rather than the actual coffee.
|u/HotMoose69 - 1 month
|
|My family call them "charbucks"
|u/Brovigil - 1 month
|
|I like their coffee, but I stopped drinking it when they discontinued
|Gold Coast.
|u/becomealamp - 1 month
|
|the only reason people like it is that its so packed with sugar and
|cream that you dont notice the quality of the coffee. if you get an
|americano you realize how dogshit the coffee itself is. the price is
|insane as well. for a week of starbucks coffees, you can literally
|buy a french press and start making coffee yourself.
|u/tatix_black - 1 month
|
|I don't like it and I don't buy it ever. People ask me why I don't
|buy starbucks, and I always tell them that their coffee is
|overpriced. I live in Mexico, for Pete's sake! We have one of the
|best coffee in the world. My state produces great coffee that is
|affordable and you can buy to local producers.
|u/Prestigious-Wall5616 - 1 month
|
|Some people get very pretentious about wine.
|u/__Cmason__ - 1 month
|
|The best wine is the one you like the flavor of.
|u/Impossible_Form_2826 - 1 month
|
|Brave is the man who follows the truth despite the world fighting
|against it
|u/chunkytapioca - 1 month
|
|My high school music teacher said the same thing about music. The
|sound, though, not the flavor.
|u/DennisG21 - 1 month
|
|My favorite wines are German Whites, specifically spatlases,
|ausleses and beringausleses. I have never seen anyone recommend
|them and have never seen any on a menu.
|u/HibiscusOnBlueWater - 1 month
|
|I agree. i’ll drink any wine that’s wet, but my favorite tends to
|be medium bodied red blends, and Vinho Verde. Neither is considered
|to be high palate wine by snobby drinkers, but I find them
|delightful. Red blends are usually right on the edge of dry/sweet,
|and vinho verde is delightfully light with slight bubbles like a
|lighter champagne (in fact the whole bottle is usually like 400-500
|calories). There are thousands of wineries these days from so many
|countries and with different grape varietals and soil differnces
|that what wine you like is so complicated.
|u/Far_Abalone_6472 - 1 month
|
|I used to work in a wine department of a local high-end grocery
|store. Someone told me they wanted a high-end cab, and I recommended
|a $150 bottle of Caymus. The literally went "pft!" When I pulled it
|out because it was a "basic" wine and they "had Caymus all the time!"
|u/ReporterOk4979 - 1 month
|
|The minute someone tries to have an in depth conversation about wine
|with me , I know they are not my people.
|u/NowhereWorldGhost - 1 month
|
|The only wine I like is Coppola wine, I have no idea if it's actually
|supposed to be good but it's not that expensive and tastes good to
|me.
|u/Particular-Stress446 - 1 month
|
|I pretend i like people
|u/Zucchini-Nice - 1 month
|
|I don't pretend anymore, probably not the best thing to do but I just
|don't fucking care
|u/PJ_lyrics - 1 month
|
|The older I get, it's staying out late. Like yeah I'll go to your damn
|party but did you have to start it at 7pm? Let's day party so I can get
|home at a decent hour so I'm not wrecked the next day.
|u/Mistyam - 1 month
|
|7 p.m. is late?
|u/Avatar_Idalia - 1 month
|
|My husband considers 4pm late....
|u/PJ_lyrics - 1 month
|
|It’s a late start to me because it probably means I’m not getting
|home until after midnight
|u/aobcd8663_ - 1 month
|
|Loll after having kids, 7pm is a late start to me too 😆
|u/chunkytapioca - 1 month
|
|That is pretty late for a party to start. At least, when you're over
|30 or 40. I like starting parties at 5 or so.
|u/aRandomRedditorAndy - 1 month
|
|Work
|u/A_Herd_Of_Elk - 1 month
|
|La Croix Tastes like when the Burger King drink machine shit itself
|u/unicorn-beard - 1 month
|
|Hell nah pampelmousse for life.
|u/girlinthegoldenboots - 1 month
|
|Limoncello for lyfe!
|u/JamesFromToronto - 1 month
|
|I don't know any of these rappers.
|u/Jeramy_Jones - 1 month
|
|Like a single skittle dissolved in old tap water.
|u/hokie47 - 1 month
|
|Dude coconut La Croix plus vodka on the rocks!
|u/Snek_7273 - 1 month
|
|Hear me out, hear me out, mio. Squirt some mio into that shiet and
|you instantly have a tasty drink that you can mix and match flavors
|with that is 0 calories!
|u/dmcginnis15 - 1 month
|
|La Croix is just TV static in a can that passed by a fruit truck in
|transit to the shelf.
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
|
|That's WHY I love it. But I also drink flat plain seltzer so..
|u/GuavaPrestigious2855 - 1 month
|
|I "like" it insofar as it's a nice alternative to plain water, but
|yeah, it chafes a bit to pay $2.50 for it when you could essentially
|get the same experience by drinking plain carbonated water while
|someone sprays Febreeze nearby. At home, I just use my own carbonator
|and add some lemon juice. Way more pleasant.
|u/A_Herd_Of_Elk - 1 month
|
|I could see it being "okay" if mixed with a neutral spirit like
|vodka. But yeah like you said, always just tasted like bad
|carbonated water to me. Which is weird because I enjoy regular
|carbonated waters like Perrier.
|u/Kataphractoi - 1 month
|
|I was going to say battery acid but this is more accurate.
|u/Pie_am_Error - 1 month
|
|Tastes like a club soda that sat too close to a fruit.
|u/dilladawg420 - 1 month
|
|😂😂😂
|u/Sorry_Ad7052 - 1 month
|
|Flavor adjacent sparkling water
|u/Howtofightloneliness - 1 month
|
|Especially with all the great seltzers that have since come out.
|u/yellowhelmet14 - 1 month
|
|La Croix tastes like if you thought about a strawberry in a glass of
|water in the next room over.
|u/indieRuckus - 1 month
|
|Subtlety takes time to adjust to. You probably won't believe me, but
|if you take the time to adjust to it (like, maybe drink 1 La Croix
|every day for 2 weeks with no sugary beverages during that time) and
|then drink a soda after, it tastes way crazier than it used to. Not
|saying you won't like soda anymore or won't immediately switch back,
|but its interesting how relative our senses are. Whatever we've
|become used to tastes "normal".
|u/TaxOk3585 - 1 month
|
|Nah, it's pretty damn good if you like that stuff. No better or worse
|than most other sparkling water brands, though.
|u/secretagentnina - 1 month
|
|La Croix is Battery acid flavored water
|u/Zachariah_West - 1 month
|
|Correction: DELICIOUS battery acid flavored water
|u/No-Understanding-912 - 1 month
|
|Correction: the thought of once delicious battery acid flavored
|water.
|u/HeyItsKyuugeechi523 - 1 month
|
|Caviar, anything covered in edible gold, truffles on pizza.
|u/Impossible_Form_2826 - 1 month
|
|I genuinely love caviar and truffles. Am I the weirdo?
|u/HeyItsKyuugeechi523 - 1 month
|
|No you're not a weirdo. Some people just don't enjoy it.
|u/urMOMSchesticles - 1 month
|
|Nah. Caviar is so goddamn good and I don’t even have money like that
|to eat it. 😂 had caviar tacos with a gold leaf on top. Gold leaf was
|unnecessary, but holy fuck was it good. Truffle is also super
|delicious, but does not belong on everything. Some truffle hot sauce
|brands are terrible. It’s so delicious when done correctly though.
|u/ColoradoCattleCo - 1 month
|
|Your caviar take is just flat wrong unless you've only had cheap
|crap. The gold thing... 100% agreed. And I love truffles, but they
|just don't work with a tomato-sauce based pizza, but with an EVOO
|base they do.
|u/Sp4ceh0rse - 1 month
|
|Gold is dumb but those other two things are delicious
|u/McFloofaloof - 1 month
|
|Co-workers.
|u/CEO_Of_Rejection_99 - 1 month
|
|Dating apps. I feel like the only reason people are on them so much is
|because of the lack of third spaces and car-centric urban design making
|it hard to meet people combined with the digital age. Also, toxic
|relationships. (whether romantic or platonic)
|u/aintnothin_in_gatlin - 1 month
|
|Welp I have a list: corporate speak, being in an office, corporate
|dress and performance, gifts that their work sends them (instead of a
|gift card, let’s say for a work anniversary), in-person meetings
|u/jane66x - 1 month
|
|Workplace small talk. Most people act like they're interested in the
|weather or weekend plans, but deep down, they’d rather just get on with
|their day. It’s like a social ritual everyone silently agrees to
|participate in, even though it’s usually awkward and forced.
|u/wittymcusername - 1 month
|
|I like workplace small talk with people I actually like. The thing I
|really pretend to like is most of the other people.
|u/FuckChiefs_Raiders - 1 month
|
|If we're being honest, it depends on the person. Lots of people at my
|work I genuinely like and will gladly engage in small talk. Others,
|ehhh can we just get back to work.
|u/avocado-v2 - 1 month
|
|Kind of a bitter take 😳. I like small talk, it's nice to just
|socialize and chit chat.
|u/secretagentnina - 1 month
|
|Right! I was so surprised to see this comment. I’m not extroverted
|by any means, but it’s nice to have a little break from just work.
|Also I do get interested in peoples’ lives! Like Yes, Barbara tell
|me about how your son made the hockey team but has to raise his
|grades to stay on it, I wanna know!
|u/cupholdery - 1 month
|
|This just means you like to socialize a normal amount like a
|normal person lol.
|u/Danarwal14 - 1 month
|
|Honestly, I'm split on small talk. On one hand, I completely agree
|with the take that it's completely unnecessary and is a drain on my
|limited resources. On the other hand, it offers a quick escape from
|the monotony of the rest of the day. Both statements are true,
|even if contradictory
|u/jiggajawn - 1 month
|
|I feel like small talk can lead to good talk. It just sucks when
|it doesn't take long to realize that you really aren't interested
|in this person's kid's weekend soccer tournament. But sometimes
|you find out cool things and shared interests about people and
|wind up becoming friends.
|u/cupholdery - 1 month
|
|There's nothing wrong with being uninterested in other people's
|hobbies. But I do find it particularly rude to ask about
|hobbies out of obligation, then never care for the answer.
|Because what happens later is that the topic comes up again in
|the future and it shows that you never cared if you react like
|you're hearing it for the first time.
|u/awkard_the_turtle - 1 month
|
|We are on reddit lol these people view the lockdown as the best
|time of their life
|u/CEO_Of_Rejection_99 - 1 month
|
|For me whether I like conversation depends on the people I'm
|talking with. Talking with friends who like me and I like them?
|Yes. Talking with people I'm only with because we have to be? No.
|Well I can do that but I prefer to spend my energy on those who
|give me the most joy.
|u/IAmThePonch - 1 month
|
|Eh depends on the coworker I think. I’ve had coworkers I genuinely
|enjoyed talking to and from what I could tell they seemed to enjoy
|talking to me
|u/sgfklm - 1 month
|
|I always liked workplace small talk. I've always been a little bit
|of a joker and small talk gave me lots of material. One time I was
|traveling for work - going to some seminars. A group of us would
|meet up after the seminars and go out to dinner together and then
|move to a bar for a few drinks. There was this one lady, really
|nice, but she had to dominate the conversations both at dinner and at
|the bar. One evening I ended up at the bar with her. Everyone else
|had gone back to their rooms. I asked her if she really liked Mrs.
|Smith's history class. She got this confused look on her face and
|said "huh?." I said, "You sat front row center and interacted with
|her a lot. I never knew if you really liked the class or if you were
|interacting for a better grade." More confusion - "How do you know
|that?" I said I always sat in the back of the room on the right.
|Next to Ted and just behind Martha. More confusion - "We went to
|school together?" I told her I wasn't surprised she didn't remember
|me. Our class had 500 students and I just had the one class with
|you. All this information had come from listening to her for several
|hours, I just fed it back to her. She had no memory of telling us
|all of this. I still laugh thinking about how she went home and got
|out her Yearbooks looking for me in her class.
|u/_forum_mod - 1 month
|
|Some people enjoy it. Not everyone is a depressed, misanthropic,
|Redditor.
|u/honkey_tonker - 1 month
|
|Hey man, as an introvert, I... actually enjoy hearing about what my
|coworker's kids got up to over the weekend and what banal DIY
|projects they're doing around the house.
|u/kevthewev - 1 month
|
|What an unhinged labeling of normal people.
|u/Throwawayamanager - 1 month
|
|Both can be true. I've worked at places where I could hang out with
|my coworkers for hours after work, unpaid, and be happy about it. I
|enjoyed going to work as a social hour. I've worked at places
|where I ground my teeth at any mandatory social event, attended
|only because I felt like I had to, and wanted to run away as fast
|as possible afterwards. It depends a lot on who your coworkers
|are, and not every work culture is the same. Some coworkers are
|awesome. Some are lifesucking ghouls.
|u/Herobraine444 - 1 month
|
|That's actually an ADHD or autism thing. Neuro typical people usually
|enjoy it.
|u/Jamdock - 1 month
|
|Adult medicated ADHD is the king of small talk, though
|u/CapoExplains - 1 month
|
|Come on bro lol it's not just people on the spectrum who don't
|enjoy empty conversations with people they only interact with or
|even know because they work the same shitty jobs.
|u/rando_mike - 1 month
|
|Their family.
|u/stoic-epicurean - 1 month
|
|Damn this perfectly fits the question
|u/mrbbrj - 1 month
|
|Their inlaws
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
|
|My inlaws are pretty cool. My MIL has a dry sarcasm & takes no shit
|and my FIL is an amazing cook.
|u/mrbbrj - 1 month
|
|Mine can only make small talk
|u/RainyRats - 1 month
|
|YESSSSS fuck the inlaws. Mine are mostly a pack of assholes, but I’d
|still happily never see the ok-ish ones ever again.
|u/Informal_Eye_7293 - 1 month
|
|Their Neighbor
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
|
|Maybe it's because I've only been to like 3 of them, but I LOVE
|weddings! They're so fun! Open bars, great food, you get tipsy enough
|to dance even if you're not the dancing type, not to mention you get
|all dolled up and, maybe best of all, the whole thing is to celebrate
|someone's love. It's so nice.
|u/jesuseatsbees - 1 month
|
|Nah I love weddings too. I like other peoples' way more than my
|own, you just have to turn up and look pretty. Meeting new people,
|everyone is happy, usually there's something fun and different
|going on. Great stuff.
|u/siny-lyny - 1 month
|
|I've noticed that the bigger the wedding the more annoying it is.
|The nicest wedding I went to had 15 people, it was a small thing in a
|park followed by pizza at a nice Italian restaurant. Whole thing was
|over in 4ish hours
|u/Dogmycat16 - 1 month
|
|Everyone had a blast at my wedding. Loads of liquor and food. It
|poured the rain and we were under a huge tent in my aunt's backyard
|drunk as hell doing karaoke. My family still talks about how much fun
|we had.
|u/iceunelle - 1 month
|
|I don’t like parties; I find them very overwhelming and I’m not big
|on dancing. I also don’t drink, so weddings kinda suck for me. I will
|say, I went to a smaller wedding recently that had a separate area
|you could sit and talk to people (instead of the whole place being a
|dancefloor) so that was much more tolerable.
|u/StrawbraryLiberry - 1 month
|
|Absolute facts. I will not be offended if I don't get invited because
|I do not want to go.
|u/NOT000 - 1 month
|
|well ive heard people say *this stuff is so good!* then sip it and make
|a face that shows they found it gross (hard alcohol)
|u/TaxOk3585 - 1 month
|
|I think that's more of a "people pretend to hate it." Just try and
|take chisme away from the Hispanic population. You're gonna lose an
|eye.
|u/RhythmNation1814 - 1 month
|
|Judging by her terrible Billboard stats, Beyonce's music
|u/sappypants - 1 month
|
|Kale....the answer is kale.
|u/hypo11 - 1 month
|
|Fun fact: Prior to 2013, the biggest buyer of Kale (or at least one
|of the biggest) was Pizza Hut who used it to decoratively cover the
|ice keeping their salad bar ingredients cold:
|https://www.today.com/today/amp/rcna23528
|u/Scottishlassincanada - 1 month
|
|We used to use it in the fish counter at Safeway between different
|types of fish.
|u/quackerzdb - 1 month
|
|It's really good in soup
|u/killerkitten115 - 1 month
|
|Zuppa toscana
|u/Great_White_Samurai - 1 month
|
|It's a super food!!
|u/Sad-Platypus6718 - 1 month
|
|My mum makes great kale, sooooo ur kinda wrong but again a lot of
|people don't like it
|u/FancyPantsMead - 1 month
|
|Sun dried tomatoes
|u/RobIson240YT - 1 month
|
|No one pretends to like that. They simply don't like it. 
|u/waitthissucks - 1 month
|
|I fucking love kale it's delicious in soup, sauteed with garlic, or
|in a salad grain bowl. If you massage it in warm water before eating
|it raw it's a game changer too.
|u/ticklepickle-little - 1 month
|
|Ice spice
|u/Great_White_Samurai - 1 month
|
|Is that a Starbucks drink?
|u/ticklepickle-little - 1 month
|
|Dunkin actually 😂
|u/DistributionSmooth77 - 1 month
|
|Logging onto Reddit
|u/IAmThePonch - 1 month
|
|“Babe wake up it’s time for your obligatory mindless scrolling Yes
|dear”
|u/Haorui_cool - 1 month
|
|Reddit is quite addictive.
|u/No_Adhesiveness_8207 - 1 month
|
|Children
|u/FancyPantsMead - 1 month
|
|Other people's children. Hell, other children's parents for that
|matter.
|u/Worth-Librarian-528 - 1 month
|
|Dating
|u/FrLorryDuff - 1 month
|
|I'm sure it's been said, but Oysters
|u/DJ-Oldalas - 1 month
|
|Christmas time. Everyone is showing to be kind while they race to get
|the presents and step on you and push you. Not only the present buying,
|but the family part can also get out of the hands easily. A lot of us
|is making a bunch of food which is exhausting and by the time you get
|there you are just overwhelmed by what you already did. Actually I
|support the japanese habits from this year and I will only order some
|kfc or other food for christmas so we will have more pleasurable timr
|together.
|u/Notmyrealname - 1 month
|
|Being a parent
|u/megaphone67 - 1 month
|
|Humans
|u/prettypox089678 - 1 month
|
|Cold plunges
|u/Oxen1morale - 1 month
|
|IPA's
|u/DragonloverWV - 1 month
|
|Fruitcake
|u/Novel-Vacation-4788 - 1 month
|
|I actually do love fruitcake.
|u/mrp0013 - 1 month
|
|Do people actually pretend to like fruitcake?
|u/Bipedal_pedestrian - 1 month
|
|I didn’t think I liked fruitcake… but my friend makes one that
|changed my mind! Now I look forward to eating the mini fruitcake loaf
|she gifts me every holiday season
|u/Dogmycat16 - 1 month
|
|My dad loves fruitcake. He has a family friend make him one every
|Christmas. I think it's horrible.
|u/No-Understanding-912 - 1 month
|
|I like GOOD fruitcake. Most people have never had good fruitcake or
|even had it at all. My grandmother would make one from scratch every
|Christmas, it was delicious. I really wish I had the recipe.
|u/rage_cats - 1 month
|
|I'm one of the weirdos who enjoy it
|u/kanna172014 - 1 month
|
|Depending on the type, I do like fruitcake but it has to have a lot
|of walnuts in it.
|u/Jamdock - 1 month
|
|Remember these comments the next time you're confused by Redditors
|u/Moosifer_666 - 1 month
|
|IPA’s
|u/ElectricTomatoMan - 1 month
|
|Oh helll no
|u/FancyPantsMead - 1 month
|
|Sex in the shower. How is it so dry? Why is the water so hot and
|freezing in the back?!?!!
|u/International_Sale47 - 1 month
|
|so dry and so slippery at the same time, you can’t even grab ahold of
|the person 😂
|u/noitsmemom - 1 month
|
|Scotch.
|u/Fin745 - 1 month
|
|Birthdays. I totally would be forever grateful if people forgot my
|birthday. Like if I woke up with no text messages or phone calls or
|social media posts remembering my birthday that would be my jam.
|u/pinkflower200 - 1 month
|
|Office Christmas parties
|u/PocketRocketTrumpet - 1 month
|
|IPA - I don’t think IPA taste good, at all
|u/4th_chakra - 1 month
|
|Family gatherings over the holidays.
|u/Both_Mine213 - 1 month
|
|Socializing
|u/AverageDrafter - 1 month
|
|Church
|u/the-triple-wide - 1 month
|
|I like going to church.
|u/AvonMustang - 1 month
|
|Same - if you don't enjoy it then you're at the wrong one. I
|really enjoy mine!
|u/MxTINKxM - 1 month
|
|Man Sunday is my favorite day, I could do lessons all day
|u/siny-lyny - 1 month
|
|If you go to church then you probably like going to church
|u/m10wks - 1 month
|
|Tesla’s , cos they think Elon Musk is cool.
|u/Happy_Coast_4991 - 1 month
|
|I do not believe Mr Tesla would think the car named after him is that
|cool
|u/NukeyNuke2311 - 1 month
|
|Online PVP games. (apex, Valorant, OW, COD etc) shits just stressful
|and not fun. I feel like videogames should be something you play for
|FUN and to unwind yknow?
|u/engji_ - 1 month
|
|These are only fun when you play with friends. Like most of the games
|goes by joking and stuff.
|u/fuzzynyanko - 1 month
|
|I have a rule. When a video game starts feeling like work, it's time
|to save and hit Alt-F4
|u/SETHONM3TH - 1 month
|
|Black licorice. These mfs out here like "I love black licorice" are
|just gaslighting you suckers into eating that awful, awful "candy" like
|"maybe I've matured and can appreciate it now" NO you will still hate
|it stop listening to the lie.
|u/DenL4242 - 1 month
|
|Twizzlers and cheap black licorice are trash, but try a real brand
|like Panda, it tastes more like molasses.
|u/Botazz - 1 month
|
|I lived in Iceland for 2 years. Black licorice seemed to be in all
|the candy there.
|u/Amazing_Excuse_3860 - 1 month
|
|Be careful when eating licorice! Some licorice contains an ingredient
|from the licorice plant that can be toxic if too much is consumed.
|u/AppiusClaudius - 1 month
|
|I did a calculation based on the strongest licorice i could find,
|and it was pretty high, like multiple entire bags in one day to
|start experiencing negative effects. For context, i can only eat a
|few of theses pieces at a time because it burns my nose. So you
|probably don't need to worry about it unless you're consuming
|obscene amounts.
|u/Icy-Fisherman-5234 - 1 month
|
|Yea, it’s like how Apple seeds contain arsenic or Bananas are
|technically radioactive, far too little to actually matter
|u/EmbarrassedRespond43 - 1 month
|
|My boss on the psych unit when I first started nursing actually
|OD’d on it. I had no idea it was a real thing. It was a while
|back but I think her blood pressure went sky high and she got
|super sick.
|u/AppiusClaudius - 1 month
|
|I was always overwhelmed by black licorice until i discover salmiak,
|which is a Finnish version of licorice that's way stronger. So much
|better, but people who don't like licorice hate it even more.
|u/nakedcellist - 1 month
|
|I love it, but I'm Dutch.
|u/Any_Public8707 - 1 month
|
|Starbucks coffee
|u/CrazyUnicorn77777 - 1 month
|
|Christmas family get togethers.
|u/casey12297 - 1 month
|
|Raymond. Everybody tolerates Raymond at best
|u/Watercolorcupcake - 1 month
|
|Social media
|u/Display_name_here - 1 month
|
|When strangers talk about their their kids, and nothing else.
|u/nakedcellist - 1 month
|
|Office pizza parties.
|u/thedukejck - 1 month
|
|Church
|u/Competitive_Emu_3247 - 1 month
|
|Matcha latte (or anything with matcha)
|u/Purple_Entry8616 - 1 month
|
|Children.
|u/llllxeallll - 1 month
|
|Their kids
|u/Good_Abbreviations_4 - 1 month
|
|Graduation parties. It’s strictly a money grubbing event
|u/Lowery613 - 1 month
|
|Donnie Whalberg
|u/Limp-Appointment-564 - 1 month
|
|Tonic water. I understand seltzer. But nobody likes Tonic water except
|old people, who also like Gin.
|u/kanna172014 - 1 month
|
|I tried tonic water once and it tasted exactly like the stomach acid
|that comes up when you puke on an empty stomach.
|u/HamHamHam2315 - 1 month
|
|Church.
|u/tesla1addict - 1 month
|
|Trump
|u/cookiemonster1459 - 1 month
|
|Texting and being expected to be reachable to message 24/7
|u/Aggrosideburnz - 1 month
|
|White people…. Nah I’m kidding, gender reveal parties
|u/bhillen8783 - 1 month
|
|Capitalism
|u/Master_Flounder2239 - 1 month
|
|Dating and sex. Enough said!
|u/Connect-Election4162 - 1 month
|
|For older generations at least, work. They say they enjoy working and
|praise it but also proceed to have an addiction to alcohol or tobacco
|that just developed because they love their job that much.
|u/IAmThePonch - 1 month
|
|I always think of that scene in American psycho where they’re
|snorting what turns out to be baby aspirin or something and one of
|them says “MAYBE IF I DO ENOUGH OF THIS ILL FEEL SOMETHING” when this
|comes up
|u/kimmyTakoyaki - 1 month
|
|Small talk many pretend to enjoy it but find it tedious.
|u/SteadfastEnd - 1 month
|
|Babies. A lot of people secretly hate babies. Especially when they are
|wailing-screeching.
|u/babybigballs - 1 month
|
|Jazz
|u/OuiMerci - 1 month
|
| 💯
|u/furman87 - 1 month
|
|You fear jazz
|u/CKO1967 - 1 month
|
|Trust me, most people who hate Trump are NOT secret about it. Source:
|I'm one of them.
|u/Advanced_Tax174 - 1 month
|
|He’s on the opposite list. A lot more people secretly like him than
|secretly hate him.
|u/HorridPest6768 - 1 month
|
|Kids…
|u/Divine_story - 1 month
|
|Family gatherings.
|u/Mundane_Bat_1216 - 1 month
|
|Jazz. Oysters.
|u/TimmyTurner2006 - 1 month
|
| Church
|u/XROOR - 1 month
|
|Surprise parties.
|u/Addhalfcupofsugar - 1 month
|
|Babies first birthday party.
|u/PuddleLilacAgain - 1 month
|
|My psychiatrist told me I need to get out and socialize. I'm in an
|office all day with people! I'm also autistic. It's the best thing in
|the world to go home and be alone where it's quiet, and I can shut
|down for a while.
|u/_forum_mod - 1 month
|
|Reddit seems not to realize extroversion is a thing.
|u/throwawaysis000 - 1 month
|
|Unexpected visits. Yeah lovely to see you but I was planning to do
|bugger all today could you not have got in touch?
|u/MesaNovaMercuryTime - 1 month
|
|Working out
|u/mariawentfishing - 1 month
|
|having my bf a girl bestfriend
|u/Adorable-Writing3617 - 1 month
|
|Wedding or vacation photos, and pics of your kids/grandkids
|u/passthedrink - 1 month
|
|“Please don’t hesitate to reach out” no please do hesitate
|u/glamamphetaminesweat - 1 month
|
|Has to be exercise. Has to be.
|u/dodadoler - 1 month
|
|Children
|u/DMT1984 - 1 month
|
|Gluten free anything.
|u/all_10_counted - 1 month
|
|Healthy living Nothing beats unhealthy food and laziness. You know you
|want it
|u/Inevitable_Client237 - 1 month
|
|Seafood. It comes from the ocean, it was once seen as a poor mans meal
|(specifically lobster). SOOO many warnings about when and when not to
|eat it. Pregnant? No sushi or fish for you. Child? None for you! Not to
|mention the toxicity going up year by year in the ocean and high levels
|of mercury in certain fish naturally... Ive only had bad experiences
|with seafood.
|u/flamingo23232 - 1 month
|
|Themselves
|u/DekeJeffery - 1 month
|
|Most other people.
|u/augustlove801 - 1 month
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|Having kids. It just seems miserable, exhausting and too expensive
|u/--Qwerty- - 1 month
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|Prosecco
|u/National-Drag2007 - 1 month
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|Other people’s kids
|u/Resetat60 - 1 month
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|"Truly" drunks. How did this alcoholic beverage become such an
|overnight sensation? It is "truly" awful!
|u/DontTalkToBots - 1 month
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|Onions.
|u/Geraldo_of_Rivertown - 1 month
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|Other people's babies. That baby could be the star of a show called
|"babies I don't care about"
|u/HadynGabriel - 1 month
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|Pickles
|u/ExcitingDay609 - 1 month
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|Yeah lol I hate pickles. Although, I don't really pretend to like
|them in the first place.
|u/Fishdomaddict - 1 month
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|Other people including friends, family members, colleagues, bosses, and
|themselves!
|u/ricolausvonmyra - 1 month
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|Craft beers..
|u/The-United-Pain - 1 month
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|Every time my family and friends celebrate our birthdays, somebody
|sings “Ha cha cha” and we pretend we like, but deep down it’s like
|“Seriously…”
|u/mbcorbin - 1 month
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|The in-laws😃😃
|u/vybhavam - 1 month
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|interviews especially the job ones
|u/SnooDonuts3040 - 1 month
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|Small talk with strangers
|u/Muddauberer - 1 month
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|You.
|u/snakeineden62 - 1 month
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|Your boss.
|u/localstupud - 1 month
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|other people
|u/Crimeariver101 - 1 month
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|It's not a thing... it's people. Or most people. 99% of people...
|u/danyelamar - 1 month
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|Working
|u/BeenThruIt - 1 month
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|Reddit.
|u/CrabRagoonBoy - 1 month
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|Having someone hold the door for you. I got arms mfs
|u/Vegetable-Lobster849 - 1 month
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|Matcha 🤢
|u/Bonbonnibles - 1 month
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|Family reunions.
|u/jamiisaan - 1 month
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|Other people
|u/Rtsharp1187 - 1 month
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|Cold plunges……F OFF! No one likes that, you may have goals, tolerance,
|self loathing you need to exercise but no one likes freezing cold
|water!
|u/Bacontheblog - 1 month
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|Cilantro
|u/CoCoWizard - 1 month
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|Cinnamon candy. I’m not sure who or where you are but you’re lying to
|yourself. It tastes terrible
|u/CircesVengeance - 1 month
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|Work Christmas parties. I work in the NHS and from August onwards the
|dreaded fliers go up in the staffroom "Xmas do at ( insert overpriced
|hotel corporate function room here) " I without fail volunteer to
|work the night of the annual clown convention that is my colleagues
|necking cheap prosecco and making chit chat with the people they hate
|most on the unit before busting out a few crap dance moves before
|having a screaming row in the toilets about the new matron being a
|total bitch followed by being sick in an Uber on the way home The JOMO
|I receive from not having to interact with colleagues in my spare time,
|unpaid is off the charts, no hangxiety, no fake bs and not having to
|spend hundreds of pounds to have a slightly crap night with people I'm
|not remotely close to.
|u/TimmyTurner2006 - 1 month
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|Capitalism
|u/cottenwess - 1 month
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|capitalism
|u/RATDOGmyself - 1 month
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|Trump
|u/JimmyHalo - 1 month
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|Marriage.
|u/Doorayngo - 1 month
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|My friend’s adult kids that act like kindergarners
|u/GoodImplement7844 - 1 month
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|Being alone. I suspect everyone puts on the facade of "i dont need no
|man/woman" but in reality, lonely people are lonely. Regardless of
|politics, income, appearance, etc., life alone is tough as fuck
|u/Number1Duhrellfan - 1 month
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|Sushi. Idc what yall say, that shit is nasty. 
|u/topbuttsteak - 1 month
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|IPAs. People think that pretending to love increasingly more bitter
|beers, it might convince others of how refined and esoteric their
|palate is. As a scotch drinker, I obviously don't have this problem.
|No sir.
|u/visitor_d - 1 month
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|vegetable smoothies.
|u/Commercial-Novel-786 - 1 month
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|Bob Dylan. Take note that whenever he's discussed, it's the same
|thing. "What a great poet!" What you *never hear* is "great singer",
|"great performer", or "great guitarist" and rarely is it "great
|songwriter". A poet with that many sonic liabilities should do
|humanity a real solid and stay within the confines of the printed page.
|u/TheDadThatGrills - 1 month
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|He did humanity a real solid with his song "Hurricane", which was the
|fourth most successful single *of the decade* and helped lead to a
|conviction of an innocent man being overturned. [https://en.wikipedia
|.org/wiki/Hurricane\_(Bob\_Dylan\_song)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wik
|i/Hurricane_(Bob_Dylan_song)) I'm not fond of Bon Dylan's music
|either, and I wasn't alive during his heyday, but the man genuinely
|achieved greatness.
|u/Extension-Detail5371 - 1 month
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|God
|u/Middle_Double2363 - 1 month
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|Beer
|u/EnoughEffort6590 - 1 month
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|Kale
|u/PeachyPaddlefish - 1 month
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|The socks their grandma gave them when they were 12 years old.
|u/Man_Darronious - 1 month
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|Pro wrestling. No one hates wrestling more than wrestling fans.
|u/SenseAlternative5498 - 1 month
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|Brett Michaels and Poison and every one of those songs *Me hanging out
|with the ol girls and they get hot and bothered over, "...CeeCee pick
|up that guitar and talk to me!" and I muster up the fake mild swoon but
|I'm literally dying inside
|u/skrztek - 1 month
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|This elicited a sensible chuckle from me, thank you.
|u/samcahnruns - 1 month
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|Oysters. I refuse to believe guzzling down something with the
|consistency of snot is good. Overpriced, you need lemon and hot sauce
|to make it enjoyable, and it does nothing for your appetite.
|u/PassportSloth - 1 month
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|I mean you're not even supposed to chew right? Just take it like a
|shot? What's the point?! I agree, they're gross. I'd rather have just
|about any other bar app or some escargot instead.
|u/FancyPantsMead - 1 month
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|I would try cooked oysters before I would ever try a raw one.
|Seafood is horrid. Raw seafood is just beyond a big ol nope!
|u/LucyHeifer - 1 month
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|driving
|u/elberteinstien - 1 month
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|I don't know if everyone would agree with it... but as far as I've met
|people from different countries including my own country.... I feel
|people secretly hate their country, they pretend to like it but even
|they don't know they're pretending 😅
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