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|u/ReyVaj87 - 1 month
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|I like the combination of burned face with the milky white belly
|u/RunParking3333 - 1 month
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|Like an announcer before a king
|u/Art-Mobile - 1 month
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|A Herald before a king. Fantastic. Totally gonna use that next
|time I'm called fat.
|u/AFemboyTheropod - 1 month
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|Like the herald before a king, the belly comes bouncing.
|Edit:Spelling
|u/RissaCrochets - 1 month
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|I'm stealing this line for when I write a book. Don't worry,
|I'll make sure to credit you the foreward, u/AFemboyTheropod
|u/acrobat2126 - 1 month
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|The roundness, it's own thing, it's girth does the announcing.
|u/channelrun - 1 month
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|Beer ye, beer ye!
|u/-Bento-Oreo- - 1 month
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|GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!
|u/setsewerd - 1 month
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|Where's the Bobby B bot when you need it??
|u/-Bento-Oreo- - 1 month
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|GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
|u/I_post_weird_insults - 1 month
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|Alright you. I know all about guys like you. Your life is just
|gonna be walking through doors. Just walking through one security
|door after another. Until you turn around and get your nose caught
|by the doors closing behind you.
|u/vapidusername - 1 month
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|My aunt would say, that’s a fella with a shed over his tools
|u/nurfi - 1 month
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|Well call me aunty cause I'm sayin that from now on
|u/Historical-Gap-7084 - 1 month
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|My dad called it "a serious case of dunlap. His belly done lap
|over his belt."
|u/wackbirds - 1 month
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|Also known as dickdo disease. "My stomach sticks out further
|than my dick do!"
|u/kalebdraws - 1 month
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|I said this to my wife just the other day and she said, "That's
|not a lap." And I was so mad!
|u/Historical-Gap-7084 - 1 month
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|She misunderstood the joke, then. "Done lap" is a sentence
|with two verbs. To "lap" over something in this context is
|actually "overlap," but since it's a country phrase, "overlap"
|is broken up into two words and the order is reversed. So,
|"dunlap" is a word created as a funny way to tell someone
|they're fat.
|u/Never_Gonna_Let - 1 month
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|Of course, I wouldn't want my tools to get wet. Oh wait-
|u/NarrowSpeed3908 - 1 month
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|He's a Wisconsin 10
|u/moep123 - 1 month
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|cheering and applauding him with the rest of the crowd as he finally
|walks in.
|u/BRAX7ON - 1 month
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|He’s my spirit animal, leave him alone
|u/GeneralTonic - 1 month
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|He's magnificent.
|u/Ugly_vegan - 1 month
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|My hero!
|u/Trinity_808 - 1 month
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|Too funny 🤣😂
|u/LePetiteSirene - 1 month
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|Reminds me of the ice cream guy on the beach from Lilo & Stitch 😆
|u/PickleWineBrine - 1 month
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|The coloration is simply the tradition of my people.
|u/FckYourSafeSpace - 1 month
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|He hit em with Blue Steel. The ladies didn’t have a chance.
|u/CP066 - 1 month
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|We all know you only have one look, so...
|u/Codykb1 - 1 month
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|ONE LOOK?!
|u/CP066 - 1 month
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|HASN"T ANYONE NOTICED!?!?! IFEEEL LIKE I"M TAKING CRAZY PILLZ!!!
|u/marianass - 1 month
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|it's beautiful 😨🥹
|u/EverybodySayin - 1 month
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|I DID IT! I TURNED LEFT!
|u/nuthins_goodman - 1 month
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|🌈 ✨ 🦆 ✨ 🌈
|u/MCpeePants1992 - 1 month
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|That Hansel is so hot right now
|u/LoneWolf9218 - 1 month
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|Is all it takes.
|u/Kadajko - 1 month
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|Falling in love with me.
|u/finnjakefionnacake - 1 month
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|possibilities
|u/Just_Cryptographer53 - 1 month
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|I'm too sexy for this shirt.... so sexy it hurts.
|u/Peach_Mediocre - 1 month
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|I don’t THINK so!
|u/SkollFenrirson - 1 month
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|But why male models?
|u/GroverMcGillicutty - 1 month
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|Are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.
|u/iamdrunk05 - 1 month
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|Ben forgot his next line so he repeated "why male models?".
|David improved.
|u/Various-Ducks - 1 month
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|Improvised
|u/legend_forge - 1 month
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|Both can be true.
|u/Moisesjimenez - 1 month
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|They’re not ready for Magnum
|u/posts_while_naked - 1 month
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|This is new, never been seen. It's called **Grand Prix**. So hot
|right now.
|u/flup22 - 1 month
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|I feel like I’m taking crazy Pills!
|u/Jugales - 1 month
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|Woman in the hat wants his number
|u/CapitalKing530 - 1 month
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|“about 250” -This guy probably.
|u/merpderpherpburp - 1 month
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|I slapped my knee, thank you!
|u/jimitr - 1 month
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|And i want his confidence
|u/Various-Ducks - 1 month
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|And I want to know what all these people are doing sun bathing in
|a field in the desert
|u/CP066 - 1 month
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|I would take his number over the other two on the ground
|u/GANDORF57 - 1 month
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|See, kids? This is what results when you take your cues from Zach
|Galifianakis and Danny McBride.
|u/Hamilton-Beckett - 1 month
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|Danny McBride will “fucking cum anywhere” he wants!
|https://youtu.be/GQ2BXqST758?si=u_P0tozBZWtGqmAj
|u/Ok-Abbreviations543 - 1 month
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|Thank you for sharing. Pure gold.
|u/hatwobbleTayne - 1 month
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|It’s nowhere near ready… La Tigra will have to do
|u/MJR_Poltergeist - 1 month
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|An easy mistake to make, I'm quite certain that was a Ferrari.
|u/IllustriousProduct75 - 1 month
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|Kenny Powers returns
|u/slick514 - 1 month
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|Who wants a six-pack when you could have a keg?
|u/itsyaboi_71 - 1 month
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|Why have abs when you can have > ABS (A Big Stomach)
|u/Robestos86 - 1 month
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|Why have abs when there are kebabs?
|u/Groomsi - 1 month
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|One Pack is enough =)
|u/Quantization - 1 month
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|Or as my Grandad used to say, "I got a 5 pack right here." then he'd
|raise his fist threateningly. Always got a chuckle from me.
|u/ydiskolaveri - 1 month
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|Family pack! 
|u/pterodactyl_balls - 1 month
|
|The guy she tells you not to worry about
|u/decembermint - 1 month
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|Can confirm this. A different, more Scottish version of this guy was
|my best friend of almost 20 years, and every time that I got into a
|relationship I warned early on that my bestie was a man and they had
|to be ok with that, but nothing to worry about. Yeah, I'm together
|with my bestie now, haha! Loving every minute of it 😊
|u/AffectionateSwan5129 - 1 month
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|So they were all right to worry about it
|u/Karrakan - 1 month
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|What do you mean you are together? Are you a couple now?
|u/Da5ren - 1 month
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|No, he ate her. They're now one.
|u/TheMusesMagic - 1 month
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|TOGETHAAAA
|u/Karrakan - 1 month
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|I am not a native english speaker, so "together" might mean "we
|are still friends" . So are they friends or couple now?
|u/Tentoesinmyboots - 1 month
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|In this context, it means they're in a relationship now.
|u/decembermint - 1 month
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|We're in a very serious relationship now, he is the only one
|for me and I want to marry him soon, sorry for the confusion
|haha! English is weird, there are so many uses for the same
|word! Together in a room right now, going together to a party
|in the same car, or together romantically, put things together
|like Lego or a puzzle..and so many more uses of the word. Hope
|this helps you in the future.
|u/wolftick - 1 month
|
|*You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.*
|u/Joncort95 - 1 month
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|And there is not a thing you can do about it!!
|u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks - 1 month
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|Peak alcoholism by the looks of that belly 👀
|u/PickleWineBrine - 1 month
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|[Could just be a cheeseburger locker](https://youtu.be/RzxvJWBXEWs)
|u/SolidSnek1998 - 1 month
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|Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely not off the
|cheeseburgers. Mafuckas with guts like that are definitely *on*
|the cheeseburgers, dawg.
|u/Paragrin175 - 1 month
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|Nomesayin?
|u/JimmiJimJimmiJimJim - 1 month
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|You countin my noms? Taking a nomcensus?!
|u/dark_hole96 - 1 month
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|I spin rhymes like a Lazy Susan, and I'm innocent until my
|guilt is proven.
|u/foggypanth - 1 month
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|Such an underrated line
|u/Emtee2020 - 1 month
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|That and "Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger"
|always got me
|u/Unlikely_Pay_4835 - 1 month
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|I’d like to get in them guts
|u/big_duo3674 - 1 month
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|It's raining mafuckas!
|u/ripley967 - 1 month
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|That's a dirty old bluejay burger.
|u/sax6romeo - 1 month
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|1.21 Giga-guts
|u/breakbeatera - 1 month
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|BoRandy has entered the chat
|u/geofox87 - 1 month
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|Carbs or cortisol
|u/deadpoetic333 - 1 month
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|Calorie surplus
|u/opportunisticwombat - 1 month
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|He’s gathering mass!
|u/sunplaysbass - 1 month
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|Stop cultivating and start harvesting
|u/bowtothehypnotoad - 1 month
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|Take a size pill
|u/Upper-Belt8485 - 1 month
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|All it ever is
|u/TheBestAussie - 1 month
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|Why not both?! At least that's what I tell myself while taking
|hydrocortisone with a beer
|u/Paddy_Tanninger - 1 month
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|That's synthol man there's no way he's natty
|u/ggtffhhhjhg - 1 month
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|He looks relatively young. A belly like that at his age is bad news
|in the future and it has nothing to do with looks.
|u/Conch-Republic - 1 month
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|That looks like 20 years of drinking beer. Source: professional
|beer drinker.
|u/EM05L1C3 - 1 month
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|Dad bod is where it’s at
|u/JohnStarborn - 1 month
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|Third trimester dad bod
|u/acrobat2126 - 1 month
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|He's a five star man... all the way.
|u/TheyCalledMeThor - 1 month
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|You know how much it costs to have a belly like that? True wealth
|right there. Man’s carrying around an investment.
|u/Sacklayblue - 1 month
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|This was the comment I came for.
|u/AltruisticBeach3709 - 1 month
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|He’s sex on legs
|u/EconomyCommission980 - 1 month
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|Danny McBride?
|u/doct0rdo0m - 1 month
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|I was thinking Paul Giamatti.
|u/phazedoubt - 1 month
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|It's their love child Danny Giamatti
|u/Acceptable_Job_5486 - 1 month
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|That name just roles off the tongue, so that person must exist
|somewhere.
|u/Dozzi92 - 1 month
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|I live in Jersey, he must be here, I'll keep my eye out.
|u/danstymusic - 1 month
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|I was thinking Bert Kreischer
|u/Manikal - 1 month
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|Not curmudgeony enough
|u/pataphorest - 1 month
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|Obviously David Blaine.
|u/BurnedOutTriton - 1 month
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|Kenny Fucking Powers!
|u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ - 1 month
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|Very first thing I thought up
|u/CantGitGudWontGitGud - 1 month
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|LA FLAMA BLANCA! KENNY...Powders? Powers!
|u/hgihasfcuk - 1 month
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|Fuck yeah
|u/GodDamnedShitTheBed - 1 month
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|Randy boBandy!
|u/br0b1wan - 1 month
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|Cheeseburger 🍔 eating, walrus looking mafucker
|u/Jhutch42 - 1 month
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|That's Smokey for sure.
|u/BurnedOutTriton - 1 month
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|What a gut, I've seen him jam 10 cheeseburgers in that thing at
|once!
|u/Temporary_Zone_19 - 1 month
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|Sal Vulcano?
|u/iLike2k - 1 month
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|With Joe Gatto belly
|u/RlyLokeh - 1 month
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|David Blaine let himself go
|u/SPARKYLOBO - 1 month
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|Randy
|u/ryanhiga2019 - 1 month
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|I can only ever dream to be this cool
|u/qeadwrsf - 1 month
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|And time in front of a big mirror when no one is watching.
|u/Cold_Comment8278 - 1 month
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|And a walk when everyone is watching.
|u/Bertie1983 - 1 month
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|And beer.
|u/bowtothehypnotoad - 1 month
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|And probably some alcohol
|u/Scytian - 1 month
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|That's some Jack Black level confidence.
|u/Supersasqwatch - 1 month
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|Nah, only if he was doing this in a speedo.
|u/Lolleka - 1 month
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|Imagine him pulling out a saxaboom.
|u/coconutpete52 - 1 month
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|That dude drinks beer. A LOt of it!
|u/puffferfish - 1 month
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|Mf-er is definitely on the cheeseburgers.
|u/jtbc - 1 month
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|A man's gotta eat, Julian.
|u/The_Dung_Beetle - 1 month
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|Goddamnit Randy, 15 cheeseburgers?
|u/BicycleBoat - 1 month
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|Nobody wants to admit they ate 15 cans of cheeseburgers, it's
|shameful.
|u/adrienjz888 - 1 month
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|Mahfkas don't get guts like that unless they on the cheeseburgers
|dawg
|u/TW_JD - 1 month
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|Nomsayyyn?
|u/newthrash1221 - 1 month
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|Basketball eating, walrus looking mahfucker.
|u/dead_drunk_and_naked - 1 month
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|Starsky and Gut
|u/dead_drunk_and_naked - 1 month
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|CAN I GET 15 HALF EATEN CHEESEBURGERS TO GO, NOMSAYIN?!
|u/TyberosWake - 1 month
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|Lord of the onion rings
|u/NoisyN1nja - 1 month
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|This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
|u/ColonelBelmont - 1 month
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|It's a flotation device, on account of all the pussy he's at risk of
|drowning in. 
|u/Just_for_M - 1 month
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|i will definitely steal this one for MY next show. Tak emy upvote
|and thank you very much!
|u/vintagegeek - 1 month
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|Well, that fuel tank is 20 gallons.
|u/johnnybiggles - 1 month
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|*Just* enough to get us over the moon & back, baby." *finger
|gun points*
|u/siccoblue - 1 month
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|Only on a good day. Usually sits closer to 18
|u/MrBlahg - 1 month
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|Mine is a wine cask.
|u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes - 1 month
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|Hey, baby, ride with me away We doesn’t have much time My blue jeans
|is tight So onto my love rocket, climb. Inside tank of fuel is not
|fuel, but love Above us, there is nothing above But the stars, above
|All systems gone Prepare for downcount Five, four, three, one Off
|blast!
|u/AssumeTheFetal - 1 month
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|That will be empty. **Tonight.**
|u/gate_of_steiner85 - 1 month
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|As a dude with a beer belly, I can only dream of having half of this
|man's confidence.
|u/catfishsamuraiOG - 1 month
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|As a 42 yr old dude who just this year began growing a beer belly
|despite having been drinking since my mid-teens......I might be
|puttin down my habit soon. It seems so uncomfortable, I can't let
|mine get any bigger. I can't stand sobriety, so I guess I'll see
|what this fentanyl craze is all about.... /s
|u/Erectusnow - 1 month
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|Welcome to seltzer town lol I managed to lose most of mine
|switching to bourbon
|u/Sasselhoff - 1 month
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|Haha, I'm down almost 50 pounds since moving to seltzer town.
|That said, they don't quite hit the same as a double IPA.
|u/DeadDay - 1 month
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|Cutting way back on drinking and seltzer is like a secret weapon
|against alcohol cravings. It's like the nicotine gum of beers.
|u/davidguydude - 1 month
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|you talkin about regular seltzer or hard seltzer?
|u/Ac1dfreak - 1 month
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|Regular seltzer is like homeopathic soda, hard seltzer is
|like a homeopathic cocktail.
|u/Antnee83 - 1 month
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|Hell yeah. Especially when you get a can that's so carbonated
|it fucking *hurts.* That's my shit.
|u/DeadDay - 1 month
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|Ones that hurt for 30 seconds then you burp so hard life
|gets just a little better.
|u/MrBigBMinus - 1 month
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|Yo if you do meth instead you can get skinny, Stay messed up, and
|not have to worry about dental appointments anymore because you
|won't have teeth! Skip the Fent!
|u/Sassy_Weatherwax - 1 month
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|You just need to get drunk more efficiently. Bourbon and vodka FTW
|u/Offamylawn - 1 month
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|So people automatically assume my taco storage is a beer belly? I
|don't even drink.
|u/coconutpete52 - 1 month
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|Dude has relatively scrawny arms and legs. Tacos don’t do that. Beer
|does.
|u/dan-theman - 1 month
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|That must be it. I don’t drink and have the belly but my arms and
|legs are pretty built under the protective layer of thermal
|insulation.
|u/78911150 - 1 month
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|source? pretty much everything i find on Google says the same;
|it's only about the calories 
|u/feed_me_muffins - 1 month
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|Calorie excess is the reason you gain weight, but there are
|certain relationships between high levels of alcohol consumption
|and preferentially adding that weight to the abdominal area. The
|one that immediately comes to mind is that consistent alcohol
|abuse can lead to hypercortisolism (known as alcohol induced
|cushing's or pseudo-cushing's syndrome) which may result in
|preferentially depositing fat abdominally. There's also the
|possibility that it's not all belly fat and it's including some
|degree of ascites which is commonly associated with long term
|alcohol abuse (due to alcohol damaging the liver), but that's a
|completely separate thing altogether.
|u/coconutpete52 - 1 month
|
|Wow. You gave a scientific answer. I was literally going to
|say that during my 45 years of being alive I have had a few
|friends and family members just say “fuck it” and get … larger
|over the years. I have also unfortunately had a few friends
|and co-workers go through messy divorces and become heavy
|drinkers quickly and going from being scrawny to being scrawny
|with big big bellies.
|u/DefMech - 1 month
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|Like my uncle used to say: he doesn’t have a six pack, he’s got a
|party ball.
|u/DetectiveLadybug - 1 month
|
|My literal first thought when watching this was “this man looks like
|he’s holding in 3 burps and 5 farts from all the beer he’s been
|drinking” Not that that isn’t cool, “confident” and “has a sense of
|humour” ticks more boxes than “healthy physique”. If he’s also nice a
|gal could even ignore the alcoholism, lol.
|u/Bobbi_fettucini - 1 month
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|This is how I felt in Vegas after some drinks, literally pulled a
|Stewart, said “look at what I can do” to a packed casino food court and
|got like 400 people to look at me as I did an awkward leap thing.
|u/ThisGuyRightHereSaid - 1 month
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|Fuck you. You made me laugh sparkling ice drink out my nose. You had
|me at even mentioning Stewart. Immediately I was like aww I doubt he
|is talking omfg he is talking about THAT Stewart. MADtv for life!!!!
|I watch these at work almost daily for a laugh.
|https://youtube.com/@classicmadtv6127?si=3O5f2UoD89a8WHmE
|u/Bobbi_fettucini - 1 month
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|I even did the voice too lol
|u/gnipz - 1 month
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|I would’ve been busting up laughing 🤣
|u/Erectusnow - 1 month
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|hahahaha I used to do this to my kids for years before they got the
|reference.
|u/Aselleus - 1 month
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|Maybe everyone was looking because YOUR GOO-GOO WAS HANGING OUT
|u/Will2LiveFading - 1 month
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|Randy got out the trailer park
|u/Practical_Dirt_9678 - 1 month
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|🎶Randy bobandy is ass is sweet as candy🎶
|u/AnyEmploy - 1 month
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|That's a combination of Randy and that dirty caveman Sam Losco.
|u/mattyhtown - 1 month
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|Walrus Phill Collins
|u/Thadious_James - 1 month
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|"Whatcha lookin at me gut fer??"
|u/layziegtp - 1 month
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|RIP Philidephia Collins 💔
|u/ShitFuck2000 - 1 month
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|🎶 *Randy’s guuut* 🎶 🎶 *Fulla dirty ol’ cheeseburgersss* 🎶
|u/GeneralLeeSarcastic - 1 month
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|Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger
|u/dewnar - 1 month
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|*Can I get 15 half eaten cheeswburgers to go, you know im sayin*
|u/FVTVRX - 1 month
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|Basketball eatin walrus ass mf
|u/djshadesuk - 1 month
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|*I understood that reference*
|u/Raoul_Duke9 - 1 month
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|I was like haha that's funny! Then.... Wait... all those women are
|actually looking at him lol.
|u/BirdMedication - 1 month
|
|"Stop being so self-conscious and imagining other people are looking
|at you in public! They're so busy worrying about their own lives
|they're not going to notice or care about a stranger" This guy:
|u/Epossumondas - 1 month
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|All the women I know love funny guys!
|u/bmyvalntine - 1 month
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|So your mom?
|u/colicab - 1 month
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|Ayoooooo!
|u/opportunisticwombat - 1 month
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|No, your mom too.
|u/Free-Mountain-8882 - 1 month
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|Let's be reasonable here people. That guy didn't go home with any of
|those girls that night.
|u/Main_Following1881 - 1 month
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|nah this guy already has a wife 100%
|u/Little-Engine6982 - 1 month
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|yeah thats a dad body
|u/Es-msm-atrasado-tuga - 1 month
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|Is not about that....
|u/nathanclingan - 1 month
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|Oh he definitely did 😂
|u/cyankitten - 1 month
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|Sucks that I’m a funny WOMAN then 😞
|u/thatguyjamesPaul - 1 month
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|No, you can still get girls
|u/cyankitten - 1 month
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|Ha ha lucky that I’m probably bi then, huh?
|u/Temporary_Zone_19 - 1 month
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|probably
|u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN - 1 month
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|Who says guys don't like funny women? They say food is the key to
|a man's heart but I say it's a good sense of humor lol
|u/cyankitten - 1 month
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|🤞
|u/Husknight - 1 month
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|Women can't be funny Whenever I see a funny woman in a video, the
|comments say she's stupid, instead of realizing she's making a
|joke :(
|u/DemonSlyr007 - 1 month
|
|Well if the comments say it, it must be true! No one lies on
|the internet!
|u/Tearakan - 1 month
|
|Funny works. Notice that just average looking funny guys usually end
|up with awesome women.
|u/Erectusnow - 1 month
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|100%. Most guys are afraid to even talk to the beautiful ones.
|u/Ron-Swanson-Mustache - 1 month
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|Like how the "These snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy from
|Super Troopers ended up married to Christina Hendricks. Or look up
|Seth Green and his wife. That was my ultimate "WTF?" moment.
|u/solitarybikegallery - 1 month
|
|He's a decent looking guy who obviously has confidence, a good sense
|of humor, and he doesn't take himself too seriously. Those are
|attractive qualities.
|u/Raoul_Duke9 - 1 month
|
|I know. Just can't believe how fast he got everyone's attention.
|u/Muffin_Appropriate - 1 month
|
|People are attracted to confidence and a sense of self-deprecative
|humor. Combine them both and it’s just attractive to most people
|at first blush. Own who you are with a sense of humor and many
|strangers will at least find it entertaining or interesting
|u/BoiledFrogs - 1 month
|
|And what about that monstrous gut? Attractive quality?
|u/Savings_Factor_76 - 1 month
|
|People are coping. The only girls there that will “swoon” for that
|have a gut equally as large. 
|u/Blahblah778 - 1 month
|
|This, not to mention this would have been received totally
|differently if his friends weren't there hyping him up
|u/terminbee - 1 month
|
|Yea, it's wild that people think looking at him = wants to fuck him.
|u/svullenballe - 1 month
|
|He's cute.
|u/djshadesuk - 1 month
|
|Yeah, he's got bit of a gut on him but he's not a bad looking guy.
|u/myusernameis2lon - 1 month
|
|I think it actually works better because of his belly. If he had a
|six-pack, he would just seem self-absorbed.
|u/Acrobatic-Prize-6917 - 1 month
|
|Well duh, the parody level strut where the joke is that he's
|tubby isn't gonna work when the thing that makes it funny is
|taken away no
|u/YutaniCasper - 1 month
|
|Rough out here for the dudes trying to stay in shape 😭
|u/Paddy_Tanninger - 1 month
|
|This guy is in a shape as well
|u/ObiLAN- - 1 month
|
|Correct, round is definitely a shape!
|u/currently_pooping_rn - 1 month
|
|Out of shape? Get called lazy and fat. In shape? Get called
|conceited or we’re compensating for something lol
|u/Never_Gonna_Let - 1 month
|
|When I was young and in shape with a nice six pack, I got
|plenty of attention and women hitting on me. Then I went
|through a divorce, after trading in some of my nice thick
|hair for a nice thick gut. Still have plenty of women
|hitting on me. It's not a 1 to 1 comparison though. While
|most of the other stuff was the same, sense of humor,
|height, personality (though possibly slightly more guarded
|and jaded when older) etc, but it wasn't a perfect
|comparison. Mainly because when I was young and in shape, I
|was very, very poor. And when I was older... I was only
|sort of poor.
|u/AntiquatedDogma - 1 month
|
|Caring about your health and appearance doesn’t inherently mean
|you’re vain.
|u/icantsurf - 1 month
|
|Not wanting to haul a 30 lb sack of fat around your gut makes
|you a despicable narcissist.
|u/Hidden_Seeker_ - 1 month
|
|Obviously. But strutting around like that is funny because
|it’s self-deprecating, doing that when you’re fit is self-
|aggrandizing
|u/FlashMcSuave - 1 month
|
|No but this whole bit relies on him not having a
|stereotypically attractive body. If he did in fact have a
|stereotypically attractive body there ceases to be any comedy
|involved and it does indeed become merely an excuse for him to
|show off said body. Which is, in fact, vanity. Nobody is
|saying that people with good bodies are inherently vain, but
|people who have good bodies *then do a pose like this* are
|most likely vain.
|u/Cel_Drow - 1 month
|
|What if I used to be 300 lbs and sometimes forget that I’m
|not still that size
|u/zw1ck - 1 month
|
|I think he looks self absorbed even with the belly, personally.
|I know guys that look like that and think they are God's gift to
|women.
|u/finnjakefionnacake - 1 month
|
|some of us like dudes with a gut
|u/djshadesuk - 1 month
|
|\**slides into your DMs*\* 🤣
|u/NoDocument8662 - 1 month
|
|You’d be looking at someone too if they are making a spectacle of
|themselves. It doesn’t mean people wanna smash
|u/Llanite - 1 month
|
|Yeah, but if he tries to sit down and talk to them, they'll call
|security 😂
|u/Jolly_Peace_1652 - 1 month
|
|Women 1000% love this kind of guy and I’m one of them! Who wants to
|waste time not enjoying life and having fun? We all get ugly
|eventually, I’d rather have a partner that makes me happy and laugh
|every day.
|u/Morkidan1337 - 1 month
|
|Randy you ate seven cheeseburgers?
|u/kog - 1 month
|
|Man's gotta eat
|u/sageyban - 1 month
|
|I swear I’m off the cheeseburgers
|u/Otherwise_Silver4009 - 1 month
|
|Mafuckers wit guts like that ain't off the cheeseburgers
|u/lukeybuzz - 1 month
|
|Came for the sun, stayed for the local legend - big belly Bob
|u/bippitybobbitybooby - 1 month
|
|Denny Crane
|u/winexlover - 1 month
|
|haha! i miss denny crane so much! and yes this exactly reminds me of
|him lol
|u/bippitybobbitybooby - 1 month
|
|I’ve been watching re-runs!
|u/winexlover - 1 month
|
|oh!!! where? please tell me where! i miss boston legal so bad
|u/bippitybobbitybooby - 1 month
|
|Hulu
|u/winexlover - 1 month
|
|just wanted to give you an update. i just now subscribed to
|Hulu. and you are my new best reddit friend! thanks so much
|fr fr <3
|u/winexlover - 1 month
|
|ah! thanks so much! subscribing right now to Hulu, fr. thanks
|again so much <3
|u/ihateusernamebsss - 1 month
|
|Now I’m gonna have to too!!!
|u/Philboyd_Studge - 1 month
|
|We're flamingos!
|u/bippitybobbitybooby - 1 month
|
|It’s the mad cow disease.
|u/iggyfenton - 1 month
|
|Women love to know that when you hit 55 that widowmaker will give them
|the house free and clear.
|u/rallyforpeace - 1 month
|
|💀
|u/ThanIWentTooTherePig - 1 month
|
|"I finally have all these pillows i picked out to myself."
|u/JohnCenaJunior - 1 month
|
|Stupid sexy Paul Giamatti
|u/Princekyle7 - 1 month
|
|I used to think you couldn't watch Ace Ventura too many times...but this
|video has proven me wrong.
|u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow - 1 month
|
|This guy FUCKS!
|u/Ornery-Associate-190 - 1 month
|
|I think if he was fit people would just see him as an attention seeking
|douche. Being chubby it looks more so that he doesn't take himself too
|seriously and just likes to have fun.
|u/iLoveFemNutsAndAss - 1 month
|
|Of course the bit falls apart if the dude is in good shape. That’s the
|whole joke.
|u/legacy702 - 1 month
|
|Man does reddit love stating the complete obvious
|u/Sweet_Acid007 - 1 month
|
|This is in Chiringuito "El Tumbao", in Tarifa, Cádiz, Spain. A Paradise.
|u/Pretend_Age_2832 - 1 month
|
|This is what I was looking for. Somehow the 'bravoo' sounded vaguely
|spanish, but I was thinking Uruguay.
|u/Sweet_Acid007 - 1 month
|
|It's close to my town. I go there every summer... The girls over
|there are very Hot!
|u/Only-Passenger6646 - 1 month
|
|I **new** it was Tarifa as soon as I heard the "bravooo". The trees,
|the wind, the wooden structure... ahhh I miss it
|u/unicorn-beard - 1 month
|
|Dang David Blaine got chonky
|u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ - 1 month
|
|I did not expect that many people watching.
|u/hzerban87 - 1 month
|
|Married and no fucks given. Love it
|u/mcorrao162 - 1 month
|
|The difference between being married and not
|u/NinaDonnard - 1 month
|
|i choose the front
|u/mega512 - 1 month
|
|When you got it, flaunt it.
|u/cyankitten - 1 month
|
|If you haven’t got it? Flaunt it anyway 😂
|u/MungryMark - 1 month
|
|When youve been around the block enough to know not to give a fudge.
|u/D_Winds - 1 month
|
|Gimme a slice of that ham.
|u/d3sylva - 1 month
|
|That's alcohol... Liquid confidence
|u/Bunnnnii - 1 month
|
|When he took the glasses off he’s actually genuinely handsome.
|u/inferni_advocatvs - 1 month
|
|Bruh looks like he is smuggling 15 pounds of methane.
|u/Round_Egg2393 - 1 month
|
|That is my dream
|u/ContributionJolly634 - 1 month
|
|My man!
|u/SayoraSC - 1 month
|
|OMG mark this NSFW - My panties just fell off
|u/Epossumondas - 1 month
|
|This dude is channeling his inner Danny McBride!
|u/declinedgarrett - 1 month
|
|That’s some Kenny fuckin’ Powers energy.
|u/canpig9 - 1 month
|
|I'm confident he needs to get checked for advanced liver disease and
|intestinal blockage.
|u/That_Survey5021 - 1 month
|
|Whoop whoop. He seems really fun at parties.
|u/FishGolfBeer - 1 month
|
|Kenny Fucking Powers
|u/Ok_Ad_7247 - 1 month
|
|Big boys deserve love to.
|u/ds021234 - 1 month
|
|Song?
|u/ArtMartinezArtist - 1 month
|
|When “all I watch is Jim Carey and Bert Kreisher” is your personality.
|u/wangtrip - 1 month
|
|Nice, I saw Brent Chrysler but the Carey made me laugh.
|u/ArtMartinezArtist - 1 month
|
|I bet he has Ace Ventura memorized.
|u/wangtrip - 1 month
|
|You may not know this, but he once joined the Russian mob and Ryan
|Reynolds once acted like him.
|u/AggressiveDark4527 - 1 month
|
|He’s smooth with it
|u/bridge1999 - 1 month
|
|Randy is out looking for cheese burgers
|u/surethingbuddypal - 1 month
|
|Is that fat Mac??? Hot
|u/RPPUK - 1 month
|
|You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like...
|u/Past-Fisherman3990 - 1 month
|
|Fgs dad I left you alone for 5 minutes and you bring out your alter ego
|duke shagalot
|u/Rebelwithacause2002 - 1 month
|
|Who wouldn't be confident lookin that good lol
|u/Jouglet - 1 month
|
|“Excuse me ladies. Do you know where the weight room is?”
|u/Slalom420 - 1 month
|
|The CEO of aura.
|u/MonkeySee27 - 1 month
|
|This is a mating dance if I’ve ever seen one
|u/Legion357 - 1 month
|
|OMG! 😱 Is that what I look like at the beach?
|u/half-life-cat - 1 month
|
|Genuinely wondering how you get a stomach like that.
|u/Honestpapi - 1 month
|
|I do silly shit like this all the time my wifey gets all bitchy about it
|but usually everyone likes my jokes and laugh or interact in a positive
|manner ...I wish she would just loosen up and have fun
|u/Dependent_Sherbet516 - 1 month
|
|Is he pregnant
|u/timefortiesto - 1 month
|
|🫃🏻
|u/Dudemcdudey - 1 month
|
|Yes, with a food baby.
|u/butt_dance - 1 month
|
|Booze baby more like.
|u/TheCapo024 - 1 month
|
|Someone’s gonna be…
|u/Caffeinated-Turtle - 1 month
|
|Loll Unfortunately just extremely overweight
|u/ThePiranaha - 1 month
|
|He definitely owns the place with that walk
|u/Sea_Connection3966 - 1 month
|
|Why let yourself get there tho?
|u/JuliKidman - 1 month
|
|Alcoholism?
|u/a_cat_named_larry - 1 month
|
|I’m glad he’s confident, but that’s a really unhealthy way to carry
|weight (skinny arms, legs, big belly).
|u/simstim_addict - 1 month
|
|it did not look like a healthy shape
|u/w4rcry - 1 month
|
|I’m confused as to how he can even be that shape. His belly is so
|massive but his arms, legs and face look relatively normal sized. He
|doesn’t even have the man titties to go with it, just a massive belly.
|It almost looks painful.
|u/PussySmasher42069420 - 1 month
|
|Alcoholism.
|u/RyanM90 - 1 month
|
|Eh, it was too over done.
|u/Xodus2023 - 1 month
|
|Classic on the real 😉
|u/bmoons9 - 1 month
|
|David Blaine really let himself go
|u/mikeybagodonuts - 1 month
|
|Randy Bo Bandy…..
|u/Justaboredstoner - 1 month
|
|He’s like a featherless male peacock.
|u/thedongis123 - 1 month
|
|Looks like sal from impractical jokers and randy from trailer park boys
|had a son…
|u/JackRonan - 1 month
|
|Only would have been better if he was rocking socks and sandals
|u/CopyrightNineteen73 - 1 month
|
|RIP Lahey
|u/Fridaynightplaylist - 1 month
|
|Still ain’t slap’s cheeks with any of those cuties
|u/WheelsWeedNWeights - 1 month
|
|Here I am several minutes after the clip waiting for the funny part. I
|feel like only women would find this funny.
|u/BeatsLikeWenckebach - 1 month
|
|Reddit Moderator physique; specifically r/Funny Moderator Body
|u/MrJayFizz - 1 month
|
|A confident man wouldn't behave like this for attention, but to each
|their own.
|u/IndividualMastodon85 - 1 month
|
|Guy literally throws shade on those beta males
|u/RaielLarecal - 1 month
|
|~~r / funny~~ r/cringy
|u/rogers_tumor - 1 month
|
|thank you, this... it's not even about body shaming, it's just
|awkward. it'd be cringey if anyone did it, it's not exclusive to
|this guy or anyone who looks like him.
|u/IKnowSomeStuf - 1 month
|
|That is the belly of a man who drinks an unhealthy amount of alcohol.
|u/yuyufan43 - 1 month
|
|... but why is it working?!
|u/Yng3rd87 - 1 month
|
|I wish I had his confidence...
|u/Cock_and_Co - 1 month
|
|The secret is, you do! Just pretend and no one can tell. My autistic
|ass just copied the cool kids’ mannerisms and how they talked in high
|school and I was popular by junior year
|u/distorted_trout - 1 month
|
|I need this level of confidence in my life 😭😭😭
|u/cyankitten - 1 month
|
|Me too
|u/Cock_and_Co - 1 month
|
|No one can tell the difference between fake confidence and real
|confidence. Copy confident people (mannerisms, how they talk, etc) and
|you’ll eventually accidentally trick yourself into being confident
|u/samoefoot - 1 month
|
|just a clown...
|u/PuppypuppyX - 1 month
|
|Agreed, people are clapping for his performance but nobody is taking
|him seriously
|u/kaatjaliebtsora - 1 month
|
|> Confidence is everything! I guess it is but the more I drink the less
|I care.
|u/TastyLaksa - 1 month
|
|Except they are laughing at him not with him.
|u/AnySpecialist8817 - 1 month
|
|Not funny but disgusting honestly.
|u/Complex_Kangaroo1152 - 1 month
|
|This isn’t funny it’s sad
|u/PapaGolfWhiskey - 1 month
|
|Confidence is sexy…but not in this situation
|u/Lower_Worth_431 - 1 month
|
|Zero to be confident about. Zero. Fat ass
|u/Salted_Caramel_Core - 1 month
|
|I'm surprised this comment isnt downvoted into oblivion this being
|reddit and all
|u/Working-Cake7479 - 1 month
|
|Holy shit I've gotten over 200 downvotes for saying someone more
|attractive would get an opposite reaction from reddit, and then
|there is this guy🤣
|u/Bee_Queef - 1 month
|
|That’s………….... the joke
|u/Abraham-J - 1 month
|
|These kinds of people are like my favorite humans
|u/htmlcody - 1 month
|
|This guy has moxie.
|u/catcherofsun - 1 month
|
|I wish I had a fraction of his rizz
|u/Fritzo2162 - 1 month
|
|Dude John Wayned into the scene...
|u/Blackteagrl - 1 month
|
|He got it, 150%
|u/MisterPulvarizer - 1 month
|
|Reminds me of Joe from Impractical jokers.
|u/Even_Contact_1946 - 1 month
|
|This is funny af
|u/SojuSeed - 1 month
|
|Old boy had him some [Southern
|Comfort](https://youtu.be/Uq-9QBUmELA?si=Rmmju4unZyzqI62G)
|u/GamingWithBilly - 1 month
|
|That Johnny Bravo swagger, meow!
|u/Blackscales - 1 month
|
|He makes mature women swoon.
|u/morts73 - 1 month
|
|Hello ladies.
|u/Old_Sheepherder9127 - 1 month
|
|IASIP fat Mac vibes lol
|u/Chocolategogi - 1 month
|
|That's the pose from the bulldog of Tom and Jerry or was it in popey
|u/realdjjmc - 1 month
|
|He is absolutely on a full head of steam
|u/AiurHoopla - 1 month
|
|You're fucking out, I'm fucking in.
|u/GodBlessPigs - 1 month
|
|Congrats on the alcoholism.
|u/Phillythrowaway15 - 1 month
|
|Did he just gyrate in front of those young girls? Goddammit they still
|clapped at him, how does he get away with it
|u/GroundbreakingRun927 - 1 month
|
|diabetes never looked so good
|u/UNC00023 - 1 month
|
|Looks like a tall Paul Giamatti
|u/Carpornz - 1 month
|
|Simple rule , if you fat you gotta be funny
|u/Wandus68 - 1 month
|
|I think moto moto likes you
|u/lucidinlalaland - 1 month
|
|Looks like Moto Moto likes you
|u/Pristine-Laugh3178 - 1 month
|
|If burt kreiser and adam sandler fused
|u/FarTrick - 1 month
|
|I think moto moto likes you!!
|u/bcjamming - 1 month
|
|Eastbound & Down vibes!
|u/justThatShrimple - 1 month
|
|crazy how this dude got NO moobs just raw monstergut
|u/Chihuahuapocalypse - 1 month
|
|beer is a hell of a drug. drink almost any other alcohol and you'll be
|spared the gut
|u/averagemaleiam - 1 month
|
|Ok i 100% doubt on his purity right now. Check his blood samples. It
|cant be true
|u/john_rage - 1 month
|
|Like watching a drunk peacock
|u/abratofly - 1 month
|
|This dude needs to stop drinking. That beer belly makes him look
|pregnant.
|u/reddittomarcato - 1 month
|
|Red eyed confidence
|u/oneo-one - 1 month
|
|David Blaine let himself go
|u/RosesTurnedToDust - 1 month
|
|Bluds pregges w/ no titters
|u/MapOk1410 - 1 month
|
|I thought men could not get pregnant.
|u/Ausernamefordamien - 1 month
|
|That boy is about to pop
|u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ - 1 month
|
|he's got that carb gut
|u/thatsanicehaircut - 1 month
|
|or just drunk
|u/Trying_to_survive20k - 1 month
|
|This reminds me of that one episode from Megas XLR where coop proudly
|goes: "Chubby? Ladies...This is FAT!" As he jiggles his fat bod
|u/Conch-Republic - 1 month
|
|He's walking back from taking a big shit in those restrooms over there.
|u/ChronoLink99 - 1 month
|
|He's like that dark blue and yellow bird that dances around for the
|female birds.
|u/coolaliasbro - 1 month
|
|Kenny Powers approves this message
|u/le_goalie - 1 month
|
|Reminded me of this old spot - https://vimeo.com/128242404
|u/spaceman06 - 1 month
|
|I never understood those that say that "Confidence is everything", if
|its everything, this means its the most important thing. The thing is,
|how you will have confidence into this thing, if the most important
|thing is confidence and you dont have it yet?
|u/JuniorIX - 1 month
|
|Kenny Powers ready to make his big comeback!
|u/Hokie200proof - 1 month
|
|Kenny Powers wishes he could stop a party like this
|u/Genghis_Chong - 1 month
|
|Maaafk is definitely ON the cheeseburgers
|u/LSTNYER - 1 month
|
|Dudes dead now from drowning in all that pussy
|u/RhetoricalAnswer-001 - 1 month
|
|Randers! Whazzya doin? Why are ya showin yer stuff to them ladies?? Izz
|you n me bud! Frrever! Frig off! Leave me the frig alone, Mr, Lahey!
|u/BIGGERCat - 1 month
|
|cultivating mass I see
|u/Xjohnnymoex - 1 month
|
|LISAN AL GAIB!
|u/bobombpom - 1 month
|
|How does one achieve this physique? Skinny arms, skinny neck, skinny
|legs, CHONKY body.
|u/Zherokt - 1 month
|
|Oh my god… I personally know this guy lol
|u/Dairve - 1 month
|
|This video made me a gay.
|u/Kun_ga - 1 month
|
|Moto Moto
|u/PostModernPost - 1 month
|
|Cry me a river is such a bop. Love that song.
|u/Rain_Awake - 1 month
|
|Moto Moto in real life!
|u/BlackishBrown_ - 1 month
|
|So damn true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
|u/EddGarasjen - 1 month
|
|is that Bert's son, Burp Kreischer ?
|u/Bitter_Pirate9786 - 1 month
|
|Dude's built like my water heater
|u/lucuss134 - 1 month
|
|Randy? Get this man a cheeseburger
|u/BiluochunLvcha - 1 month
|
|real bert kreicher vibes!
|u/mrbaya - 1 month
|
|Walking in that mfer like Danny McBride
|u/Natural-Chipmunk-631 - 1 month
|
|Wonder if that confidence got him a date? He seems like he'd be fun.
|u/Outrageous-Refuse-26 - 1 month
|
|I want just a fraction of his confidence
|u/secretbonus1 - 1 month
|
|I just need to gain about 10 pounds and a lot of confidence and I can be
|him!
|u/funparts - 1 month
|
|David Blaine really did gain a bit of weight
|u/Chrystone - 1 month
|
|Ya good for him nice and obese most likely will die of crazy heart
|attack soon enough
|u/2ichie - 1 month
|
|I feel you can only do this if you look like this guy haha. If someone
|who was shredded did, it wouldn’t hit the same.
|u/Snoo-11553 - 1 month
|
|Cool is as cool does. 
|u/BienPuestos - 1 month
|
|Giving off some Chris Farley vibes.
|u/Thee_Sinner - 1 month
|
|David Blaine really let himself go
|u/Maxw96 - 1 month
|
|Was looking for this comment, first person I saw when he took off his
|shades
|u/royalappleberry - 1 month
|
|Oh my gosh, I would have gassed him up soooo hard!!! He's so awesome!
|u/johnblazewutang - 1 month
|
|Save some crease for the rest of us mere mortals….
|u/honeypot42077 - 1 month
|
|If he was jacked would it be funny?
|u/Every-Turnover4938 - 1 month
|
|A bit too much. Have some pride... I don't think that shit is funny at
|all. Go get a goggins book bro. 😆
|u/Blackacid138 - 1 month
|
|Dude absolutely got laid that night
|u/Main_Following1881 - 1 month
|
|ngl he looks like a dude with a gf/wife already
|u/Under-The-Redhood - 1 month
|
|You mean alcohol is everything
|u/bdbdbokbuck - 1 month
|
|A legend in his own mind
|u/floridian123 - 1 month
|
|That drunk not confident about
|u/CalligrapherNo7337 - 1 month
|
|Man's hobbling like a disabled seagull.
|u/SkySweeper656 - 1 month
|
|I mean if a man walked up to me with that much confidence and asked me
|out, I'd say "fuck it, we ball. Where we eating?"
|u/unorganized_mime - 1 month
|
|Alcohol and a chance to get your friends a laugh is everything
|u/duzkiss - 1 month
|
|Be you! I can see you are not only entertaining (in a positive way),
|but you seem like a person this planet needs more of. People that live
|with a sense of pride, fun, laughter and most of all self worth.
|Excellent video.
|u/hdksjdms-n - 1 month
|
|how are you not embarrassed
|u/djshadesuk - 1 month
|
|Fuckin' dickhead. LOVE IT! 🤣🤣🤣
|u/Sobeshott - 1 month
|
|Does he have to take a shit?
|u/thevitalgeek - 1 month
|
|This is legendary "Barnie Stinson's way".
|u/Laservvolf - 1 month
|
|You like what you see?
|u/BaschRG - 1 month
|
|Shirtless dad bod guy. So hot right now.
|u/OrionSouthernStar - 1 month
|
|здравствуйте, меня зовут Берт. Очень’ приятно. Я работаю кошка
|u/dtooms - 1 month
|
|Who is this? Bert Kreischer?
|u/hamzer55 - 1 month
|
|That looked like Sal for a moment haha
|u/LemonVisualx_0 - 1 month
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|That's the confidence I'm talking about.
|u/Gold_Weakness1157 - 1 month
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|What an absolute Unit
|u/Killerabbet - 1 month
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|He’s having twins!
|u/Hemi9999 - 1 month
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|Mojo Jojo
|u/MatrimonyAcrimony - 1 month
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|thought that was Sal Vulcano
|u/Erazzphoto - 1 month
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|So when are you due?
|u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 - 1 month
|
|Well, something just south of everything.
|u/Egitai - 1 month
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|Should be wearing socks with those sandals
|u/pivorock - 1 month
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|Moto moto like you.
|u/Financial_Leopard_53 - 1 month
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|Tuck in that belly button hey u made their evening - lol
|u/CamoCricket - 1 month
|
|100% would smash
|u/_Bean_Counter_ - 1 month
|
|Tell me the truth ladies! Could this man pull your number?
|u/Reddit_is_garbage666 - 1 month
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|How do people get guts like that. Basically drink beer every day?
|u/Kaito__1412 - 1 month
|
|Dude actually has a nice face.
|u/TTVControlWarrior - 1 month
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|give for rest of us a chance . omg
|u/Lazy_Assistance6865 - 1 month
|
|Bases on the size of the rest of his body, this man likes his beer to a
|problematic degree
|u/OG_Shuttlecock - 1 month
|
|MOTTO MOTTO LIKES YOU!
|u/Rejnavick - 1 month
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|He just kept giving, then that finger point... Phew!
|u/-burnr- - 1 month
|
|Pussy slayer!
|u/oberynmviper - 1 month
|
|[I think Moto Moto likes
|you.](https://youtu.be/XHEsIgM0LzM?si=9OIep6G4yrOBsmFx)
|u/Bubbathalovesponge - 1 month
|
|For real though those shoulder/head movements are not easy that guy
|deserves praise 
|u/Izonme88 - 1 month
|
|Bro is carrying around bowling balls in them shorts.
|u/1l1ke2party - 1 month
|
|A rare moment when someone can actually say "and then everyone clapped"
|and not only did it actually happen but has video evidence lol
|u/asBad_asItGets - 1 month
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|Moto moto. A name so nice you say it twice
|u/NoSpinach1082 - 1 month
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|I wish I had this level of confidence
|u/PikachuIsReallyCute - 1 month
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|I'm ngl is he is pretty hot off vibes alone tbh
|u/20190419 - 1 month
|
|Dad bod calender material right there!
|u/ChangingHats - 1 month
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|Me in 5 to 10 years
|u/caramelsloth - 1 month
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|Kinda ironic if he looked like an ambercombie model this would be cringe
|u/RubbuRDucKee - 1 month
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|A peacock among men
|u/mal-nascido - 1 month
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|moto moto?
|u/ch3mj - 1 month
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|This is so Mac from IASIP
|u/jwrado - 1 month
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|Bobandy!
|u/SentryEngineerGaming - 1 month
|
|Who's dad is this, I swear he has to be someone's dad because only dads
|do this shit XD
|u/Flight-Hairy - 1 month
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|I think Moto Moto likes you
|u/therealboombaclots - 1 month
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|It’s not the belly ladies don’t like, it’s the man boobs. This man has
|no man boobs so he’s fine.
|u/freedomstingers - 1 month
|
|I could do that in a thong. I could but there isn't enough shoe laces to
|make a thing my size
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