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|u/tanafras - 1 month
|
|Guy I worked with joked with the guy obgyn about that and the ob guy
|deadpan said 'wait until you wake up and realize your patients are 65 to
|88 and have diseases, and you have seen 1,000 of them.' Nuff said
|there. Anyone who is a obgyn has a heart of gold.
|u/throwaway846271 - 1 month
|
|Reality hits hard when the job isn’t what the movies make it seem.
|u/pimpfmode - 1 month
|
|Which movies are you watching?
|u/ElMachoCrotcho - 1 month
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|OBGYN movies.
|u/MunkyDawg - 1 month
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|Hello there!
|u/northrupthebandgeek - 1 month
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|OBGYNeral Kenobi!
|u/mngdew - 1 month
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|I finally understood why Princess Leia said OBGYone, you are
|my only hope after watching Episode 3.
|u/BartCartDartE-art - 1 month
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|A cervix, to be sure, but a welcome one!
|u/2600Mhz - 1 month
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|Underrated comment. Well played.
|u/Epicritical - 1 month
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|YOU ARE A HOLED ONE
|u/ADHD_Supernova - 1 month
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|What are you doing step OB?
|u/LoveYourLegWarmers - 1 month
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|I’m stuck
|u/HitchhikingDr - 1 month
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|Barbie
|u/Lanster27 - 1 month
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|The stuff on certain reputable websites.
|u/jason_brody13 - 1 month
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|Teeth
|u/Tiny-Inspection8414 - 1 month
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|Teeth?
|u/pimpfmode - 1 month
|
|VAGINA DENTATA! But his comment would mean that real life is
|worse than movies. I can't imagine that would be the case with
|this movie.
|u/theboomboy - 1 month
|
|Waitress, maybe?
|u/Seratoga - 1 month
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|Kindergarten Cop
|u/donkeytime - 1 month
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|Not a movie, but the new season of OBGYN Island just dropped on
|Tubi.
|u/darewin - 1 month
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|At Your Cervix
|u/I_make_switch_a_roos - 1 month
|
|Amy Schumer's Comedy Special.
|u/llDS2ll - 1 month
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|You could always specialize in 18-26 year old, Norwegian pussy
|u/RationalLies - 1 month
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|Hell yeah brotha
|u/WellThatsJustPerfect - 1 month
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|Wouldn't the same apply though...? Women that age would only go if
|there's a problem...
|u/Angelusz - 1 month
|
|*imagination
|u/Chubuwee - 1 month
|
|Ok but you can’t ruin nudist beaches for me right? Surely they’re all
|hot people
|u/Liquid_Snow_ - 1 month
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|Depends on the weather.
|u/Ilovekittens345 - 1 month
|
|the swedish tourists on the french beaches where pretty hot. long
|blond golden hair, clean shaven, perfectly proportioned dick and
|balls. i had a hard time looking.
|u/windingdownalready - 1 month
|
|Had me in the first half ngl
|u/VladTepesDraculea - 1 month
|
|Been going to naturist beaches for years now. There's all kinds of
|people. Let me ruin that for you in another way: you'll stop
|sexualizing simple nudity. Specially if you're a man. Getting hard
|is a big shame in there and not tolerated at all as is perving of
|any kind and you'll force yourself to normalize it for yourself.
|And, honestly, it is a healthy thing.
|u/Major_Magazine8597 - 1 month
|
|Hot, sweaty, smelly, fat, saggy ...
|u/AllegedlyGoodPerson - 1 month
|
|I grew up with some pals who loved Taco Bell so much they couldn’t
|wait to work there. The few that did rarely, if ever, ate Taco Bell
|again after a few months there. I have a feeling gynecologists wives
|suffer dearly.
|u/sevargmas - 1 month
|
|My friend is a doctor. During his residency or some shit he had to
|work at different doctor offices for experience. Orthopedist office
|for 6 weeks, endocrinologist office for 6 weeks, etc... He said the
|gyno office was the worst. Said the doctor basically has a couple of
|days of the month that are dedicated to "annual" checkups for women.
|The typical day consisted of just tumors and strange bleeding. Said
|one overweight woman was on the table and he watched as the doctor had
|to complete the entire exam with one hand because he had to hold the
|womans entire gut up with his other forearm just so he could get in
|there. :(
|u/Atourq - 1 month
|
|That doesn’t sound that bad compared to what I’ve heard from
|cousins. They say they smell the worst after doing their stint at
|the obgyn and they’ve seen every gross thing imaginable, including
|worms wriggling around…
|u/pashkapryanik - 1 month
|
|I have a (male) friend of mine, who is a gyn. And he was dealing with
|those 60/70+ women, but one day their gynecologist clinic changed
|their field to reproductive gynecology, so...no more elderly women. He
|is a doctor after all, but I believe he is less stressful now.....
|u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist - 1 month
|
|I mean all doctors see private bits all the time. Putting in
|catheters is given to medical students as standard practise, so
|they’ve seen all types before they even decide to specialize in GYN.
|u/JumpingCoconutMonkey - 1 month
|
|Thank you for ruining the joke and making me feel a little bit sick at
|the same time.
|u/HeyManItsToMeeBong - 1 month
|
|When I was a kid, I wanted to be a vet. I volunteered at pet shelters
|and really enjoyed it. When I got to high school, I did a job shadow
|thing at a vet. That cured me of wanting to be a vet. You think it's
|great to "help animals" but the reality is most patients you see are
|sick, hurt, or dying and will probably be scared and aggressive. It
|takes a special kind of person to cope with the toll it takes. I
|thought I was handling it all right until the day a college girl came
|in with her new kitten she just bought. She stopped at the store to
|pick up the essentials and left the kitten in the car with her friend,
|but the kitten followed her without her knowing and when she closed
|the door she crushed its skull. There was nothing to do. It was
|already gone. She sat in the exam room and bawled for an hour
|straight. That was my last day.
|u/HappyWarBunny - 1 month
|
|Next time, perhaps skip the details. I can’t unsee this now.
|u/periclesmage - 1 month
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|I feel woozy. i thought i was okay after the "worms wriggling
|around…" comment above, but your story sickened me to my stomach
|u/prss79513 - 1 month
|
|I love the bit in friends where Rachel hits on the OBGYN and he goes
|"you're a waitress, aren't there some days you wake up and think 'if I
|see another cup of coffee I'll kill myself'"
|u/earnestlikehemingway - 1 month
|
|I always wondered if Gynos become immune to vaginas. They have seen
|too many to get aroused by it anymore. It’s like a Pornstar being
|immune by sex and they must do crazier and crazier stuff because the
|normal stuff doesn’t work anymore.
|u/mwai1 - 1 month
|
|It's more like switching your brain to an alternate mode. When
|you're at work, even as you're examining a vagina you have a list of
|diagnoses running in your head, and the examination findings that
|you need to be looking/feeling for, and your next plan and what
|you're gonna say to the patient. 5 minutes later as you're
|examining the next patient, you've totally forgotten how the
|previous vagina looked like, as you're focused on the current
|patient. Ain't nobody got time to get aroused! In the appropriate
|private, personal setting, with somebody you are emotionally
|attached to (or at least physically attracted to), with the woman
|responding to you and trying to arouse you too.. Is a totally
|different story. Never had one of those 'ew this looks like what I
|saw at work' moments.
|u/mwai1 - 1 month
|
|You sound like somebody who shouldn't be left alone in a room
|with any female, be it a 12 year old or a 70 year old........
|u/EpicBaconStrip - 1 month
|
|Well, my dad is a gynecologist and most of his friends/acquaintances
|in the field have been married several times and/or cheat on their
|wives with multiple women so... as surprising as it may seem, the
|don't become immune.
|u/Major_Magazine8597 - 1 month
|
|Good for them.
|u/Canvaverbalist - 1 month
|
|Maybe I'm the outlier here, and reading teenagers on the Internet
|definitely makes me feel like I am, but I don't find vaginas
|arousing *unless* I'm already aroused by the person itself. Sexual
|arousal creates a chemical cocktail in the brain that inhibits our
|sense of disgust, that's why the idea of someone putting their
|saliva in your mouth is pretty fucking disgusting to think about
|unless it's someone your brain decides it wants to reproduce with,
|that's why "post-nut clarity" is a thing because while you're
|aroused you're way more willing to engage in stuff your brain would
|find either physically disgusting (bodily fluids like saliva,
|secretions, sweat, piss, etc) or morally disgusting (cnc, public
|sex, ageplay, cheating, etc). So gynos don't have to "become"
|immune to vaginas, they probably already are.
|u/i_forgot_my_sn_again - 1 month
|
|It's just something in the brain. I can watch porn and I'll get
|aroused no problem,  seeing a naked woman in my bed, no issues,
|but I can go to a nude beach and obviously there's the gambit of
|ALL shapes and sizes but even the 20-30 year olds with nice
|bodies and no arousal. It's just the brain saying "ok, yes she's
|attractive and that's a pretty pussy but we aren't going to
|react"
|u/SwimmingScallion3252 - 1 month
|
|I imagine it's like the time I went in to get a boil on my back
|lanced and the assistant who was in the room got super aroused by
|the amount of puss that was being released, I could hear the
|excitement in her voice. They are not amused by the normal
|stimuli, only the random super obscure genitalia problems that are
|discovered.
|u/r3alCIA - 1 month
|
|Hate to break it to you but excitement doesn't equal arousal.
|Doctors will get excited when they're dealing with a weird,
|unusual condition or something gross. Sometimes they'll even call
|their other doctor buddies to come gather around and stare at you,
|oohing and aahing while you lie there helplessly contemplating
|your existence.
|u/HappyWarBunny - 1 month
|
|I had that experience in the ED! I had an impressive wound, and
|had a stream of people trying to politely ask if they could look
|at it. I loved being the center of attention - helped take my
|mind off things.
|u/sycamotree - 1 month
|
|Nah. We're kinda like... hard wired to like sex lol. Probably some
|amount of desensitization though. Plus like, as a caregiver I've
|seen plenty of vaginas that I had no interest in seeing. Doesn't
|mean I don't like an attractive woman.
|u/sloppo-jaloppo - 1 month
|
|Dude who's going to college to be an OBGYN. In High School lots of
|jokes were made which is fair they're high schoolers, but the amount
|of 30+ year old men I've had act like "ooh you get to look at pussy"
|is wild to me. I've even had women treat me like I just wanna see
|pussy bc I'm young and in college for OBGYN. It's hella annoying
|u/BillyHayze - 1 month
|
|Can confirm. I’ve worked in nursing facilities for 7 years now. I’ve
|seen so many penises and vaginas, I’m not even phased by one when I
|see it.
|u/A_Norse_Dude - 1 month
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|Oof.
|u/Kakusareta7 - 1 month
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|It aint pretty thats for sure. Delivery room nurse here and seen all
|colors shape and sizes.
|u/Periwinkleditor - 1 month
|
|I thought you meant someone with 65 to 88 diseases, but the point
|stands in any case.
|u/rambunctiousrhino24 - 1 month
|
|Think of all the nastiness you could see and all the puss...
|u/vaginakiller42069 - 1 month
|
|https://discord.com/invite/ymjYavYj
|u/milk4all - 1 month
|
|Yes but that almost doesnt matter because if a hetero man (or even a
|gay woman) is in that profession, they will also serve women of
|precisely the type and age they are turned on by as well. So the
|seemingly conflict of interest still applies. Like I could be a good
|gynecologist, im certain. Im probably capable of all the learning and
|applications of learning the average gynecologist are. But i could
|*never* do it because i could not pretend to not be doing a job where
|i handle pussy like i dont love pussy. Im jut not thay much of a lying
|shiteater. I think it’s bare minimum decency that would keep me from
|even considering doing that, even if i was really keen on it for
|innocent reasons. So that makes me and many other men think “well if
|im being decent by not being a gynecologist, does that mean the men
|who are gynecologists are mostly *less decent*?” I dont think ill
|ever trust a male gynecologist fully, not that i have to. Itd be like
|saying an alcoholic can be a wine taster - yes they can but we know
|they are getting more than professional satisfaction from that vintage
|red
|u/DiabloStorm - 1 month
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|More like a stomach of iron
|u/RyanSrGold - 1 month
|
|You get so over saturated looking at bodies. Minus some empathy, no doc
|feels nothing more than, "just another day at work."
|u/403Verboten - 1 month
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|That is how I feel. I am not a doctor though. I blame Instagram.
|u/chynkeyez - 1 month
|
|Cut the "cord" for a bit. It's MUCH harder to do with socials than
|anything else, but when I take a tolerance break from pot I get real
|high real quick after the break. same concept but with brain rot and
|thirst traps. There are apps that will cut you OFF. Just gotta
|commit to clicking that button. Best of luck to you.
|u/Call_Me_ZG - 1 month
|
|Tell me about these apps
|u/chynkeyez - 1 month
|
|Well if you have an android it comes with something called
|"digital wellbeing" that works really well to lock you put. You
|can even customize a time limit across multiple apps. I give
|myself an hour a day for reddit/ig/tiktok and after the
|cumulative time is spent I'm done for the day. Apple I'm not
|sure. But a quick reddit search for social media blocker has
|plenty of options
|u/STOP_DOWNVOTING - 1 month
|
|I use one sec on iOS and it makes me think everytime I open
|instagram. Cut to 4 months later I only open it when I need to
|and have stopped mindless scrolling on that app. Reddit on the
|other hand has full access as I haven’t brought myself to
|locking it up😐
|u/narc1s - 1 month
|
|Can you do that with reddit? I only ever browse on my iPhone but
|as a grown adult I can easily disable any blocks. Not asking for
|porn reasons just general doom scrolling (I swear…).
|u/nerdragemusic - 1 month
|
|"Anything else"...You should try heroin.
|u/Phoenix2211 - 1 month
|
|Not really the same thing, but I'm an artist and I remember when I
|first attended a live nude drawing class. Whatever embarrassment and
|awkwardness I felt disappeared completely after the first 5 minutes
|because I was simply too concerned about getting my sketches right and
|making them within the time limit before the pose changed.
|u/I_Hate_My_City - 1 month
|
|Much like cops.
|u/cali86 - 1 month
|
|Right, I understand that. But every once in a while there has to be a
|time when an absolutely gorgeous woman walks through the door. And
|what happens then? Beautiful women still need check ups and I refuse
|to believe that all the men in this field are ethical, or in any field
|for that matter. I wouldn't risk it. I'd always go with a woman
|obgyn.
|u/KKN34 - 1 month
|
|To be fair it's not like the risk of that disappears with a woman
|obgyn. Regardless though you should be able to go with whoever
|you're most comfortable with!
|u/camerontylek - 1 month
|
|Exactly Although they say 10% of the population is homosexual, so
|the numbers are better with a female OB just not zero
|u/cali86 - 1 month
|
|I guess, I've read some horror stories on Reddit. A couple of
|weeks ago a girl posted that her male gynecologist took a picture
|of her vagina with his phone to "show her a problematic spot".
|So... Yeah... Crazy!
|u/Athien - 1 month
|
|Can’t speak for that doctor but it’s not uncommon for doctors to
|take picture to put into medical records. That being said, they
|are supposed to let you know they are doing it, get consent, and
|tell you that they are using a “hospital/office” phone and not a
|personal phone. I worked at a children’s hospital and the
|physicians there often took pictures (even of sensitive areas)
|to put into medical records to track healing for example or for
|future providers to have a reference. Again, there was always an
|explanation to the parents beforehand, consent by the
|parents/patients and confirmation that they are using a work
|phone and not a personal phone. So not trying to invalidate
|people’s bad experiences, they definitely do happen and it’s
|terrible, but most physicians are extremely professional about
|it and are doing it for legitimate medical reason.
|u/cali86 - 1 month
|
|Yeah that's fair. In the post the girl said it was way too
|casual and she felt very uncomfortable, but I wasn't there so
|I don't know.
|u/Fred_Stuff44325 - 1 month
|
|It sounds very possible that it was legitimate. I'm just
|imagining a young doctor that got out of med school where
|you're casually talking with other doctors and more focused
|on getting the correct diagnosis than worrying about bedside
|manners. Regardless, it's why patient reporting is
|important - if he's reported once and genuinely made a
|mistake, he'll be embarrassed and change, if it was
|maliciousness then it could help with a motion to remove
|their license.
|u/gvk99199 - 1 month
|
|Fwiw, I find vag the most sexually arousing view of a woman, right
|up there with boobs. But I don’t think I’d find being a doctor at
|all arousing. It’s not like they are striking a sexy pose, or
|talking in a sexy way. You’d almost have to have an “examination
|room” fetish to get anything from it
|u/mkaszycki81 - 1 month
|
|One obgyn confessed that in his first years in practice, he needed
|to tie his dick to his thigh or would have to walk around with a
|hard on all day.
|u/RyanSrGold - 1 month
|
|It's possible for any and every field, and with genders reversed as
|well. There's no harm in being vigilant. (Depends on what the
|beautiful woman prefers/is comfortable with.) But the number of doc
|to number to people in society is so low. There was a ratio
|comparison chart per country somewhere. For example, in India, it
|was something like 7 doctors to 10,000 people. The number of
|specialized doctors would be even lower i.e. obgyn. The pool of male
|Docs from this would be even lower, 1 in 7 (or 10), depending on
|region. Sure, men are visual creatures and value physical
|attractiveness in potential partners. While women tend towards the
|"ability to provide" (💰). This was interesting from a doc, "...But
|if a woman is attractive, I do have to fight that part of my brain.
|I’d be lying if I said otherwise. I’ve had patients legitimately hit
|on me — one immediately after her abortion, and another right after
|a pelvic exam." [Source](https://www.thecut.com/2014/09/10-men-
|explain-why-they-became-gynecologists.html) The likelihood that
|you'd come across a male obgyn that has the similar physical
|attractiveness standards, and would act on it unethically (with
|potential repercussions), I think presents as a rare case.
|u/thinguin - 1 month
|
|Gynecologists probably see the WORST looking vaginas possible.
|u/beartheminus - 1 month
|
|Yeah it's like saying car lover's shouldn't work at the auto wreckers
|u/petehehe - 1 month
|
|I used to work in tech support and absolutely hated computers, but I
|only ever encountered the ones that had a problem. People were never
|calling up to just talk about cool stuff they did with their
|computer. Yeah, how often are good looking women with healthy
|attractive vajine going to the vaj doctor?
|u/average_jay - 1 month
|
|>how often are good looking women with healthy attractive vajine
|going to the vaj doctor? Once a year for an annual check-up if
|they're smart.
|u/Fskn - 1 month
|
|I'm on to you, Big OBGYN..
|u/JobberTrev - 1 month
|
|I like playing on my computer. I have always made it a point to
|work at jobs where I don’t look at a computer. My wife used to
|love playing video games until she works all day on a computer,
|she isn’t much into it anymore.
|u/landspeed - 1 month
|
|Im not sure if you're aware, but this is a joke. It's a part of a
|stand up routine. The comedian is Dave Chappelle.
|u/beartheminus - 1 month
|
|/r/woosh
|u/enigma002 - 1 month
|
|See? Wait till you smell that shit. There's a reason they wear a mask
|and face shield when they go down there.
|u/InformationFetus - 1 month
|
|Good business model to partner up with a cosmetic surgeon. Health and
|beauty package!
|u/Recentstranger - 1 month
|
|Thought his head was steaming
|u/Terror_Tanuki - 1 month
|
|Lmfao same
|u/MournfulSaint - 1 month
|
|I never really worked in the fast food industry, but I got a good
|feeling that if I had to look at and smell pizza all day in the kitchen
|I'd be ready for a burger by the end of my shift. Just saying...
|u/MATbutmaybeAMT - 1 month
|
|That is a crazy way to come out to your family, Doctor
|u/MournfulSaint - 1 month
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|Lol, omg
|u/Joliet_Jake_Blues - 1 month
|
|I did pizza in college and would eat my personal size shift pizza
|every night. Hell yeah. Pizza is good. I also managed Chipotles when
|I was a kid and ate that every shift for 5 years. And would bring some
|home sometimes
|u/TheInactiveMonkey - 1 month
|
|I used to do pizza delivery. I'd get a free pizza for dinner. Then
|for breakfast I'd eat leftover pizza, for lunch i'd get a pizza sub.
|Then repeat. I love pizza, I could never get tired of it.
|u/KuhlTriForGod - 1 month
|
|But the OBGYN probably shouldn't be bringing his food from work home
|with him. His partner may get upset. "Honey I am home, I brought
|home some food from work want to see it"
|u/skymoods - 1 month
|
|You must be a good husband
|u/UnsignedRealityCheck - 1 month
|
|My favourite local pizzeria smells *amazing* every time I visit, but
|yeah come to think of it, it would get old after some years sitting in
|that same every day and probably never leaves your clothes as well.
|u/RogerDeanVenture - 1 month
|
|I worked at Pizza Hut for a while. I was a server at a restaurant
|style one and also worked as a “cook.” For a while I it was great that
|I got shift pizza. We had a buffet so I’d grab a few slices of
|different kinds of pizza- and when I cooked I’d just make what I
|wanted and put it out on the buffet. Fast forward a while and I
|wouldn’t eat pizza for years. It’s been about 15 years and I still
|don’t eat Pizza Hut, but I do love pizza again.
|u/z0mbiefool - 1 month
|
|I worked at whataburger for a year when I was younger..... never got
|tired of whataburgers lol good thing I didn't stay working there 😆 😆 😆
|😆
|u/MournfulSaint - 1 month
|
|Idk. I don't see a big difference insofar as constant exposure to
|anything seems like it would be desensitizing...
|u/microtramp - 1 month
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|What exactly, in this metaphor, is the burger?
|u/MournfulSaint - 1 month
|
|I was just trying to make a point lol
|u/Plus_the_protogen - 1 month
|
|Imma be honest, those men who are gynecologists, that is NOT good pussy
|they are looking at 90% of the time it’s gonna look like a corn dog
|would come out if you put a hotdog in there.
|u/challengeaccepted9 - 1 month
|
|Yeah, I feel like if you're excited by looking at pussy, be you man or
|woman, working as a gynecologist is a great way to rid yourself of the
|allure.
|u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist - 1 month
|
|If you're a doctor or nurse you've seen plenty of naked bodies - it's
|a big part of the job! - and by the time you've seen a dozen or more
|it loses it's mystique and it's all just body parts.
|u/Squido85 - 1 month
|
|OR nurse here. Can confirm. Putting a catheter in anyone is all
|business. Never pleasure.
|u/powerchoke033 - 1 month
|
|For you maybe, I'm on my 5th cath and I can't wait until they come
|put another in. /s
|u/ZenaLundgren - 1 month
|
|Easy there, Icarus. You already beat the world record with four.
|u/drock42 - 1 month
|
|But that coming out feeling is so good.  To be clear, not in a
|sexy way... in a get that shit out if me way.
|u/OrionSouthernStar - 1 month
|
|That first pee afterwards fucking sucks >_<
|u/Kuhn_Dog - 1 month
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|Like pissing glass shards
|u/funnystuff79 - 1 month
|
|5 at once is 4 too many
|u/Lexnal - 1 month
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|5 too many, that experience just plain sucks.
|u/ncfears - 1 month
|
|All my friends who are nurses/doctors/EMTs are all super
|desensitized to just about any human fluid and are more annoyed
|having to clean it off than any getting on them
|u/Fin745 - 1 month
|
|I was once in the hospital for an extended period and even my own
|business became less embarrassing to show. Oh you need to put in a
|catheter please have it so I can go back to recovering.
|u/mwai1 - 1 month
|
|Oh, there can be some pleasure involved. When it's a super
|annoying and demanding patient and you've got to put in a catheter
|and it causes him discomfort/pain as you are inserting the cath.
|u/djblackprince - 1 month
|
|Or strip club DJ...
|u/Darnell2070 - 1 month
|
|I think they're specifically referring to infections and such. You
|aren't seeing only pristine vaginas. Many come to you for serious
|health issues, not just checkups. Not too mention the ordor caused
|by infections.
|u/tdasnowman - 1 month
|
|This is going to vary a bit by locality, but it’s actually more just
|regular check ups than anything. I know a few gynecologists and know
|multiple doctors that had to go through the department during their
|rotations. The non gay doctors say the biggest issue is just work
|turning brain off when off the clock which is the norm for all
|vocations. I know a guy that’s got some hilarious stories about dates
|gone wrong because work brain vs hook up brain.
|u/undermind84 - 1 month
|
|>90% of the time it’s gonna look like a corn dog would come out if you
|put a hotdog in there. Thanks, I didn't like my lunch anyways. 🤮
|u/Accidental_Taco - 1 month
|
|You know, I was just on my way to take a shower and now I need it
|hotter after reading that. I mean... I was doing fine. Hell, I got the
|day off tomorrow and I'm going to the fair to feed animals in the
|petting zoo ffs. My whole evening's just not what it was going to be
|now.
|u/Accidental_Taco - 1 month
|
|"Can you make the batter a little chunky first?"
|u/pokemurrs - 1 month
|
|😂😂😂
|u/drock42 - 1 month
|
|One of my favorite new years memories I have is hanging out drinking
|with some friends and a buddy's buddy telling stories as a
|gynecologist.  Tears of laughter all night.   Medical professionals
|see some crazy shit.
|u/KinkyNJThrowaway - 1 month
|
|Not gonna lie, the thought of putting a hotdog in a woman's pussy only
|for a corn dog to spit out has me fucking dying for like 5 minutes in
|a dark room by myself. I don't know how. I don't know when. But I'm
|stealing this line.
|u/fugazzzzi - 1 month
|
|Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
|u/marcor18a - 1 month
|
|Hey you can't say pussy you can only say vagina, or name individual
|parts medically
|u/Plus_the_protogen - 1 month
|
|Im no doctor, but I don’t think those rules apply to me
|u/Brainfried - 1 month
|
|You get to see all the colors of the rainbow…
|u/earnestlikehemingway - 1 month
|
|Corndog Pussy mmmmMmmm
|u/noidwa - 1 month
|
|Non sense... 90% ppl I see are ugly, that doesn't mean I don't get
|excited seeing the rest 10%
|u/Plus_the_protogen - 1 month
|
|Naw, every time I’d see good looking women I’d get remind of all the
|yeast, yucky.
|u/verymuchatheist - 1 month
|
|As a nurse that has seen thousands of naked bodies. It's not special
|anymore after like number 20. We all have a frontside and backside.
|Nothing special to it. In the end we all look the same. Some have
|bigger parts or longer parts or smaller or whatever, you don't notice it
|anymore after like 20 bodies. The only thing I notice now is the
|breathing, is it normal, do they give signs of pain? How is the skin
|looking? Etc.
|u/mybabysbatman - 1 month
|
|Funny stand-up but what's with your title?
|u/zenongreat - 1 month
|
|Bot
|u/govilleaj - 1 month
|
|I'm starting to think that every account with a random word followed
|by a 4-digit number is a bot. And I treat them as such.
|u/No-Message9762 - 1 month
|
|all you have to do is skim their account history and account age
|6 year old account that only became active 2 days ago? bot
|account where every comment is a strange overly wordy paragraph?
|bot
|u/govilleaj - 1 month
|
|I love the irony in this
|u/No-Message9762 - 1 month
|
|after having my previous accounts with unique thought out
|usernames get suspended for overly reporting actual bots, just
|using reddit's stupid name generator made sense
|u/Deadlock240 - 1 month
|
|Exactly what a bot would say
|u/MightyCaseyStruckOut - 1 month
|
|*looks at username* 3 numbers, not 4...you're good
|u/Lanster27 - 1 month
|
|What about those with 2-digit numbers?
|u/poti25 - 1 month
|
|The first 24 numbers already taken
|u/Responsible-Tell2985 - 1 month
|
|Well screw you too buddy
|u/Rued_possible - 1 month
|
|Dawg, someone said that to me on YouTube, I am not a bot, and I
|just used my google and it automatically assigned me a username
|for hat was my name, split by a “_” with four numbers which have
|no empirical use or meaning to me at the end of it. Now everyone
|assumes I’m a bot. Wtf! I’m just too lazy to care about having a
|unique profile name if given the opportunity to just not care
|about it on a platform. On Reddit of course I care as it’s more
|“actual” social media and worth taking the time to come up with
|something unique. But YouTube? Psh fuck it. Which I guess is how
|one would find a bot bc why spend the time to be an individual
|u/EmptyBrain89 - 1 month
|
|was it funny?
|u/pizzapie186 - 1 month
|
|Also it wasn’t funny
|u/rutiger69 - 1 month
|
|Have my upvote. Chapelle 'was' hilarious, I've given up on him.
|(Thanks for the downvotes)
|u/cambodia_ejectment91 - 1 month
|
|Needs a title that matches the humor of the bit
|u/Victrux3021 - 1 month
|
|The clip is from a pretty famous set by the comedian (Dave Chapelle)
|so I thought most of y'all might've seen it already. But well, it
|seems otherwise so enjoy.
|u/perfect5-7-with-rice - 1 month
|
|This is what I thought too. Nowadays it seems like more people
|claiming bot than actual bots
|u/Ninebreaker87 - 1 month
|
|That set was legendary. I'll never get tired of it fr
|u/colleenpettit - 1 month
|
|The comments in here are so creepy.
|u/bunny-girl-420 - 1 month
|
|Welcome to Dave Chapelle's current audience
|u/LAH_yohROHnah - 1 month
|
|Agreed. Realizing how many men have absolutely no clue about women’s
|health. Women don’t just wait until they’re elderly and full of
|stank infections to see a doctor lol. I’m not sure what the
|recommended screening is now, but it used to be yearly from pretty
|much puberty on. But yeah, these comments make me never want to see
|a male gyno lol
|u/katanatan - 1 month
|
|Too many women do lol
|u/DuckLeo - 1 month
|
|I know issa joke, but a lot of male gynecologists become gynecologists
|because they grow up in female households and know what kind of struggle
|women go through when they visit a gynecologist, or even look for one.
|Sometimes they just want to make a positive difference
|u/methpartysupplies - 1 month
|
|Not a doc, but I was around a lot of residents in a past job. A few
|of them wanted to do it to deliver babies. Hearing how profound the
|experience was for them stuck with me. I mean, I don’t have the
|fortitude to watch a woman shit and piss out shit, piss, and a baby
|somewhere in there, but that’s why they make the big bucks.
|u/ichmachmalmeinding - 1 month
|
|Is this from an article or something you can link? Cause I gotta read
|this elsewhere before I believe it.
|u/ICEKAT - 1 month
|
|You're a poor person.
|u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE - 1 month
|
|Imagine shaming someone for being poor /s
|u/Akai_Anemone - 1 month
|
|Yeah, no. My wife and her friends struggle to find female gynecologist
|because so many positions are filled up by men. It doesn't matter how
|professional they can be, the bottom line is a lot of woman are
|uncomfortable with a man doing it. A gynecologist position filled by a
|man is a position that could've been a woman.
|u/lutinopat - 1 month
|
|Really? https://www.npr.org/sections/health-
|shots/2018/04/12/596396698/male-ob-gyns-are-rare-but-is-that-a-
|problem In 2018 "Nationally, 82 percent of doctors matching into
|OB-GYN residency programs are women." Among practicing OB-GYNs in
|the U.S., a little fewer than half are men, according to the
|American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists. But ACOG
|predicts that 10 years from now, two-thirds of the doctors in that
|specialty will be female.
|u/Akai_Anemone - 1 month
|
|Okay..? What is your point? Doesn't mean that my wife and friends
|haven't had a hard time avoiding male ob-gyns in our area.
|u/lutinopat - 1 month
|
|My point is your anecdote seems to be implying there is some
|national shortage of female OBGYNs, ("so many positions are
|filled up by men"), but real data doesn't support that claim.
|Maybe your area is an outlier. And what does this even mean? :
|"A gynecologist position filled by a man is a position that
|could've been a woman."
|u/Akai_Anemone - 1 month
|
|No, i was not meaning to imply they are an overwhelming
|majority. But little fewer than half is a lot. Especially for
|something so sex/gender oriented. Yes, my experience with whom
|i talk to is anecdotal, but when my mother, my sister, my
|wife, my friends all share frustration with trying to book
|around male ob-gyns. That is a problem.
|u/mwai1 - 1 month
|
|Do you also have the same opinion about female doctors being
|urologists or homosexual male doctors being colorectal surgeons? Or
|a male breast surgeons? The truth is, being an obstetrician &
|gynaecologist is a tiring, high stress, high risk of litigation
|position. It's not for everyone. In my part of the world, there
|aren't enough female doctors who want to specialise in this field to
|eliminate male doctors entirely. In fact, many female doctors don't
|want to be in this discipline because of the long and unpredictable
|hours. Besides, in an emergency, you wouldn't want to be surrounded
|by 5 male doctors who have zero experience in examining a woman's
|parts.. You are definitely entitled to your opinion and, if you
|can afford it, to choose a female obgyn as a paying patient. But I
|disagree with your statement that every male gynae is filling a
|position that should rightfully be a woman's position.
|u/Akai_Anemone - 1 month
|
|Just sharing the frustration i've heard from the women around me
|bro. I personally don't care who treats me. But I do take beef
|with the part where you are suggesting that woman are dissuaded by
|the difficulty as if to imply men are better suited for it?
|u/mwai1 - 1 month
|
|Sorry if I worded it incorrectly. I am not suggesting that women
|are dissuaded and men are better suited. Many women are more
|capable than men are. But to only take in women as obgyns means
|you are missing out on many good male doctors. If you enforce a
|rule that only females can work in obgyn, you won't have enough
|obgyns doctors, and you will have male doctors who do not know
|how to respond in a obgyn emergency. The same goes for urology,
|for example. If you enforce a 'male urology' only rule, there
|won't be enough urologists, and you will have female doctors who
|would be clueless on what to do in a urologic emergency. In my
|country, there is still some (unfortunate) societal expectations
|that women are supposed to be responsible for the maintaining of
|the home and caring of the children, and a field like obgyn
|which can have unpredictable hours and also long hours do not
|appeal to women who want to fulfil this societal expectation.
|Not all women doctors think like that, but there are a
|substantial who do.
|u/DefinitelyNotThatOne - 1 month
|
|And just like cops, you have your good ones, and you have ones that
|have an unhealthy obsession and get paid to do it. Edit: Reality is
|uncomfortable
|u/redditbluedit - 1 month
|
|I feel like Dave Chapelle, while still kind of funny, has lost so much
|of his magic. He used to be a god, and now he's just a mortal comedian.
|He's fine but I wouldn't go out of my way to see him these days like I
|would've in the early days of his career.
|u/CackleberryOmelettes - 1 month
|
|It's all gone. He's too rich and therefore separated from reality now.
|And that is the death of relatable comedy.
|u/Oblomovsbed - 1 month
|
|Not a comment on the subject material, but this performance is simply
|not funny.
|u/Graytemplar - 1 month
|
|This man went so far down the "anti-woke" rabbithole, he forgot about
|lesbians.
|u/Telepathic_Toe - 1 month
|
|Ahchoo has come far. Ahsneeze must be proud of him.
|u/Nose-Nuggets - 1 month
|
|Bless you.
|u/sonovir86 - 1 month
|
|I’m one the east side, I’m on the west side…
|u/Impossible_Break2167 - 1 month
|
|Underrated comment
|u/shaveboy69 - 1 month
|
|Really ???
|u/dedokta - 1 month
|
|Wow, that was cringe as fuck.
|u/lbslip - 1 month
|
|There are some doctors who take advantage of their patients. They are
|monsters.
|u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist - 1 month
|
|Chapelle used to make cutting edge comedy. Now he's just making jokes
|that are older than his father.
|u/mindsnare - 1 month
|
|Yeah this joke has been done a million times. Between this and all the
|trans jokes to appear edgy, dude has just lost it, he's not funny
|anymore.
|u/d00dsm00t - 1 month
|
|Killing Them Softly is bar none my favorite stand up special. This
|certainly ain't that.
|u/uncre8tv - 1 month
|
|Yeah. I've heard funnier takes on the subject in the high school
|lunchroom. More mature and nuanced, too. This is some hack shit.
|u/Moebius808 - 1 month
|
|Yeah I just kinda stared at my phone with a look of “euucchh” during
|that bit. Hacky and gross.
|u/Skip3089 - 1 month
|
|Nah. It's fantastic. Because that's how men are. We talk about
|that kind stuff all our life's. If they don't well their life must
|really suck.
|u/Obaddies - 1 month
|
|I think you’re projecting your life onto other men’s. The rest
|of us have hobbies and lives outside of having sex because we
|aren’t sad little weirdos.
|u/Skip3089 - 19 days
|
|You can't have sex and also have hobbies, sounds like a lame
|life bro.
|u/carlmalonealone - 1 month
|
|I could swear I heard a very similar routine 30 years ago on comedy
|central.
|u/lutinopat - 1 month
|
|I'm reminded of the kid from Kindergarten Cop:
|https://youtu.be/-yPwW5V4mhI?t=113
|u/Ornery-Bread-2272 - 1 month
|
|Chapelle isn’t really a joke teller. He’s actually insanely talented
|at telling mildly amusing anecdotes in a very captivating and comedic
|way. There’s not many comedians that can engage an audience like
|Chapelle does and I don’t think people appreciate this enough.
|u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist - 1 month
|
|amusing anecdotes count as jokes in comedy. Chapelle hasn’t had any
|fresh ones for a long time.
|u/Ornery-Bread-2272 - 1 month
|
|My point is it’s his delivery that makes him funny. Not actually
|what he’s saying.
|u/stumo - 1 month
|
|Isn't that the guy who tried to impress a crowd by bringing Elon Musk
|onstage? Ew.
|u/Snake101333 - 1 month
|
|Does anybody else see his head smoking in the first second? Or is it
|just me?
|u/Shefffield - 1 month
|
|it's almost as if he's smoking something during the bit.
|u/Snake101333 - 1 month
|
|I didn't even see that lmao
|u/Ok_Difference44 - 1 month
|
|[SNL BBQ OBGYN](https://youtu.be/KSg7a0yMCSg?feature=shared)
|u/Winter_CODM - 1 month
|
|I have a suspicion that OP is a bot
|u/shingaladaz - 1 month
|
|Was that supposed to be funny?
|u/zalurker - 1 month
|
|Lol. My family has all flavors of doctors in it - GP, Cardio,
|Orthopedic, Dental, and one Gyneacologist. I once joked with him that he
|chose an interesting field to specialize in. And he deadpan looked at me
|and said 'You must remember - 90% of the time a patient only comes to me
|when they have a medical issue. So I do not see them at their best."
|That's when the orthopedic surgeon chimed in and pointed out that all
|his hip replacement patients are over 60 and that he spends the entire
|surgery with his face basically in their groin...
|u/Dig_Another_One - 1 month
|
|What if the doctor is gay though? Man or woman
|u/zveroshka - 1 month
|
|I mean it's a joke, but the general principle is that "pussy" is not a
|medical term. It's like if I went to my doctor and he commented about
|my "shlong." Like I know what it means, but it's not a medical term
|and I'd pretty unhappy about a professional in that setting using that
|kind of vernacular.
|u/pwmg - 1 month
|
|Dong's lookin' tip top, boss. You're getting older, so in a couple
|years we're gonna have to start pokin' the pooper. Alright, take
|'er easy. Puuuuyce.
|u/dcux - 1 month
|
|Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin',
|but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you
|talk like a \*\*\*, and your shit's all \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*. What I'd
|do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean,
|like...
|u/Cxtthrxxt - 1 month
|
|That’s how I prefer it, I want my doctor to talk like a mechanic
|you went to high school, real familiar
|u/BartleBossy - 1 month
|
|> It's like if I went to my doctor and he commented about my
|"shlong." ngl, I would really appreciate it. I think it would
|humanize the experience, id get a chuckle. Would definitely take the
|edge off a medical checkup. Maybe if its the first visit to that
|doctor, No, but if there is any kind of rapport im game.
|u/AerieC - 1 month
|
|Ehhhh, I feel like the term "pussy" is quite a bit more sexualized
|than "shlong", though. Would you feel the same if your doctor
|commented on your "throbbing hard cock"?
|u/AbysmalMoose - 1 month
|
|A couple of years ago I spent a few weeks in the hospital after
|I was peeing blood. As I left I asked for a full printout of
|everything they had (I was from out of town and wanted to take
|it with me so i could show doctors where I lived). Most of it
|is exactly what you'd expect... but right there, in the
|observations section... "Penis unremarkable" Look... I know
|it's a medical term. I know they're saying there are no
|abnormalities; that they didn't need to do anything to it. But
|would it have killed them to write it in a more common
|vernacular?!
|u/BartleBossy - 1 month
|
|Haha thats a fair point. What would be analogous? Non-sexual,
|slightly comedic. Clam?
|u/rangeDSP - 1 month
|
|Good point but do you let people who likes money handle your
|finances?  Or do you only let people who don't care about money
|handle your finances?  I think the idea is that you put some trust in
|the regulatory system that even if they are "into" your stuff, they
|won't do anything out of ordinary considering professionalism and fear
|of repercussions
|u/Kind_Cranberry_1776 - 1 month
|
|I don't think being a gay man makes you an expert on pussy
|u/Dig_Another_One - 1 month
|
|It might if you went to medical school
|u/DogoArgento - 1 month
|
|Merki
|u/Beautiful-Design-425 - 1 month
|
|Wait till you hear of gastroenterologist.
|u/Impossible-Gal - 1 month
|
|The best obgyns were male doctors for my wife. They were way more
|observant, they checked way more, went the extra mile. Even their
|reviews at the clinic were stellar. I know Chapelle was just joking but
|if you are a girl and you can see the male doc is just as good or even
|better in the reviews and stuff, feel free to give them a try. Oh and
|of course the female doc went full English teacher mode and just
|disappeared because of pregnancy. Take that into account as well.
|u/ah_nahii - 1 month
|
|I used to work with a provider who was very detailed and specific on his
|H&P. Once he was trying to describe discharge coming from a patient's
|wound and wrote "pussy discharge"... I would've gone for the term "pus-
|like" but that's just me lol
|u/haughtymagus - 1 month
|
|Everyone left the joke it seems...
|u/Afromegaman23 - 1 month
|
|Look as a male nurse after seeing saggy and stank cooch with 87 years of
|milage you try to avoid dealing with these things as much as possible.
|If you come to my job to show me your pussy something's wrong with it
|and I don't want it . So I'm as professional as can be and always have a
|female in the room with me.
|u/SeanMacLeod1138 - 1 month
|
|Dave Chappelle is a national treasure 👍
|u/Wallycrawler - 1 month
|
|Pompous tard with entitlement issues... Remember when he was funny...
|for a moment?
|u/Maitrify - 1 month
|
|Before he started punching down and being a transphobe? Yeah.
|u/iveabiggen - 1 month
|
|>transphobe hes a comic... he makes fun of you and you're so thin
|skinned you can't take it lmao
|u/verdatum - 1 month
|
|Turns out being told that you are a literal abomination your
|entire life can be a bit of a downer.
|u/cobainstaley - 1 month
|
|he was funnier when he was scrawny
|u/ugurcol - 1 month
|
|C cccc
|u/Penghis-Kahn - 1 month
|
|It looks like his head is on fire in the first shot
|u/Samhain87 - 1 month
|
|Is it really illegal?.... really?
|u/axel52200 - 1 month
|
|Dude forgot the 80yo lady that need homeld with abscesses
|u/JupiterUnleashed - 1 month
|
|Pretty sure the cpt code 87210 is for the whiff test. So they get paid
|for taking a sniff. Granted, there are probably some times that it isn’t
|enough money.
|u/EnvironmentalAd7098 - 1 month
|
|Who is this guy?
|u/PhuccYuMeen22 - 1 month
|
|😅😅😅😅😅😅
|u/stiltzzz - 1 month
|
|Is this where the pitmaster obgyn SNL skit came from? Turned this
|Chappelle bit into a skit…
|u/Hey-Chief65 - 1 month
|
|Company!
|u/TavonteCyrus - 1 month
|
|For a second, I thought his head was smokin'
|u/Archaku - 1 month
|
|I listen to a podcast interview with a gyno and he said that the woman's
|feet were way worse than any problem with the vagina.
|u/turbodharma - 1 month
|
|im transgender
|u/CervineCryptid - 1 month
|
|what was the purpose of this comment..
|u/robcado - 1 month
|
|Chapelle is an out-of-touch bore.
|u/bigboiwitthescuace - 1 month
|
|Good bbq lol
|u/TxTanker134 - 1 month
|
|This was some good shit…
|u/Shot_party_the_2nd - 1 month
|
|He is funnier stoned and when he’s not just clip hoarding right wing
|groups
|u/C2Row - 1 month
|
|I saw him in NOLA. He got drunk AF on stage. Still funny but by the end
|you could tell he had too much. You’re undefeated, New Orleans. You’re
|still a great, Dave.
|u/jamcber12 - 1 month
|
|My wife's OB Doctor, when we had our 2 kids, was about as goofy as they
|get, I was never worried about any misappropriation with him. But I did
|wonder what kind of an effect it could have on him after seeing hundreds
|or thousands, especially during and after childbirth.
|u/Cetun - 1 month
|
|Where are the people trying to cancel him because they kept on taking
|this guy literally?
|u/Metalfriends - 1 month
|
|We’re really using the word “funny” for just anything these days, huh.
|Silly me, I thought this was just misogyny.
|u/chilling_hedgehog - 1 month
|
|Remember when Dave was funny?
|u/hoppersoft - 1 month
|
|Meh. His early stuff was OK. Now it just feels like he's trying to get
|attention.
|u/chilling_hedgehog - 1 month
|
|His best jokes are 20+ years old though, so whatever you say
|u/Bonamia_ - 1 month
|
|He should just retire at this point. Hasn't been funny in years.
|u/neo_dia - 1 month
|
|His comedy sux
|u/womerah - 1 month
|
|I wonder if he feels the same about male dentists seeing female
|patients. Honestly I think this just insults medical professionals
|u/Skip3089 - 1 month
|
|Grow up. It's called comedy.
|u/womerah - 1 month
|
|I expect more than lame dad jokes at a comedy event
|u/AmazingMojo2567 - 1 month
|
|Some folks are allergic to comedy
|u/semper-fi-12 - 1 month
|
|My wife’s OB would tell us some nasty stories of stuff he saw and had to
|deal with.
|u/toodleroo - 1 month
|
|Pretty gross.
|u/hadap123 - 1 month
|
|His head smoking at the beginning of the video?
|u/Strange_humanoid - 1 month
|
|But seriously ... Is it? It's weird no one else is commenting on the
|fact that the dudes head is full on steaming.
|u/ThanksverymuchHutch - 1 month
|
|He's holding a joint
|u/JohnnyBA167 - 1 month
|
|I remember hearing about a GYN doctor that said it was kinda like being
|a mechanic. You mostly work on old fords , dodge, beat up old trucks.
|But every now and then a Ferrari or a Lamborghini shows up.
|u/Fantastic-Cellist216 - 1 month
|
|I'm not a gynecologist But I'll take a look.
|u/LatexKinkSwitchM - 1 month
|
|I don't think Dave should be shared or spread after their bigotry has
|been so thoroughly brought into light.
|u/verdatum - 1 month
|
|Your definition of "normal" is horrible and serves no purpose other
|than to make people hate themselves...In my world, this is
|considered a "dick move". Maybe just be nice to your neighbors
|instead.
|u/Tomma1 - 1 month
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|Such a bad comedian, and crap person
|u/Checkheck - 1 month
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| During pregnancy our gyno always smelled at his fingers after
|examination.. Did I found it weird.. a bit. But he always said that
|everything was fine.
|u/Joliet_Jake_Blues - 1 month
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|Large animal veterinarians do for sure
|u/Odd_vipe89 - 1 month
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|Why is nobody talking about his head steaming
|u/lavahot - 1 month
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|You think it's pretty famous? What's pretty famous? Dave Chappel?
|u/Zeroliter - 1 month
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|I needed this laugh today 😬
|u/homer_3 - 1 month
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|You think what's pretty famous? ChatGPT account?
|u/b2j135 - 1 month
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|Got to Dave he really just say it like it is fr LOL 🤣
|u/fotorobot - 1 month
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|He's thinks it's *illegal* for gynecologists to say "pussy", as in he
|thinks there's an actual law that people get arrested for...
|u/fotorobot - 1 month
|
|What the hell does this have to do with delusional trannies? He said
|it was illegal to say pussy, which it obviously isn't. It's
|discouraged, but for kind of obvious reasons. Are you okay?
|u/fotorobot - 1 month
|
|You seem very angry at someone. I don't really know him well or
|details of his other jokes. Guess I'm not as obsessed about
|these things as you. I just saw this clip and didn't find it
|funny, except the part where he said he thought saying it wrong
|was illegal.
|u/Chemical_Peach_5500 - 1 month
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|Guy ncologist
|u/Chemical_Peach_5500 - 1 month
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|It's Guynecologist they jus spelt it differently 🤣
|u/DemonDaVinci - 1 month
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|his head is smoking
|u/ahtemsah - 1 month
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|Follow up question: Can a female colonoscopist lose her licence if she
|smelled her fingers ?
|u/ilikemeltedwax - 1 month
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|Just think about how many good looking women you encounter on a day to
|day. Not many. Then of those, how many have good hygiene? Not many.
|Yeah, newsflash, they don’t see only 9’s or 10’s that have perfect
|hygiene.
|u/Chromeboy12 - 1 month
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|If the vagina was that good and safe to taste, it wouldn't be at a
|gynaecologist.
|u/pixiej1994 - 1 month
|
|This is funny because the other day I was thinking of a set he done in
|London and the security took his smoke from him. I've not checked to
|find it but if anyone wants to be awesome and source that.... Would be
|cool is all
|u/Obaddies - 1 month
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|Oh cool, bad jokes from 100 years ago.
|u/upvoter222 - 1 month
|
|[Gynecology really is like
|BBQ.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSg7a0yMCSg)
|u/mrs_mgallagher - 1 month
|
|I FKN LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE!!! He gets so much shit for saying how he
|feels, that's what I love most about him!! The man is a comic genus <3
|u/Plynkd - 1 month
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|Most of the male ob/gyns I know are gay 😂
|u/verdatum - 1 month
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|I know nothing about you outside of this comment, but it makes you
|sound like you have some unresolved issues. No political or economic
|stance is a monolith on these sort of issues, and I apologize on
|behalf of anyone who gave you the impression that they are. It's not a
|good look. Take care, neighbor :)
|u/IAmRules - 1 month
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|I was told they have to smell the instruments they insert to smell for
|infections. I was told this by a nurse.
|u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist - 1 month
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|You don't have to smell the instruments, but if there is an "off"
|scent from a body part it's usually a sign of an infection. That's how
|many people go to the doctor/nurse - they smell something wrong or
|have a concern about an odor. It's not just your private bits either.
|u/nameisname6969 - 1 month
|
|Patient:doctor I think there is something wrong with me Docter:well
|what seems to be the issue Patient:well no matter what I do down
|*motions towards the mid section of her body* it smells like sardines
|for some reason Doctor:ok we'll do a inspection please follow me to the
|inspection room (!!!WARNING THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS
|I AM VERY SORRY I TRUELY AM ANYWAYS YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!) Patient:*on
|the inspection table* ok lets just get this over with (!!!AGAIN THIS IS
|A JOKE!!!) Doctor:*goes to well you know* you said that it stinks
|Patient:yes Doctor: * pulls out finger then sniffs it* Patient:EXCUSE
|ME WHAT THE FUCK (!!!!!THIS IS A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!)
|u/MrJasonGallant - 1 month
|
|I don't think this is very funny... I mean, for once it's not all that
|offensive, nothing is really happening and it's very badly
|written/told. You need to work on that. I mean I guess there was a
|premise so that's good but the whole thing falls apart really rapidly.
|Also, if you're going to try telling an offensive joke, do not cool
|off the tone of your joke with some "This is a joke don't be offended
|now". It ruins the purpose. Just say it at the beginning or the end
|that you will or have been joking. Also, make sure that the context
|is clear. I will reiterate what I understood: Woman comes to doctor
|about smelly vagina Doctor says "ok let's take a look follow me" Woman
|is on the table Woman says "let's get it over with" Doctor has is
|finger in Doctor says "you said that it stinks" Doctor removes finger
|Doctor smells finger Woman says "excuse me WTF" It's too simple,
|there is no transition, it's hard to follow. When the woman says:
|"let's get it over with" why? Was she in a hurry? Was she
|uncomfortable? Was she just rude in general? You could have taken the
|time it took for them to go to the examination room (even though she
|was already in the doctor's office so most likely, for a first checkup
|like that one, all she would have to do is sitting down) to make her
|say something. Did the vagina actually stink? First, the doctor would
|look and would already smell it if it was an especially bad odor. An
|inner monologue of the doctor saying: "yup that smells". Would at
|least set the tone. The use of the italic to portray actions is awful
|as well. Just put the actions in between dialogues, on another line,
|use bold letters maybe or use the * symbole. Jason *goes to another
|room* where did I put my lighter? Edit: I see now, the symbol makes
|text in italics. That's what's up huh? Well disregard that, but find
|another way. (Before edit: Here it's clear between what I'm doing and
|when I'm talking. It's clear and isn't confusing.) Or you use proper
|punctuation. Jason goes to another room and says: "Where is my
|lighter?" Once he removes his finger why does he smell it? Does he
|like the smell like a pervert? Was he just looking to see if it
|smelled? It's not explained. If he's a pervert (which I think this is
|what you were going for) for it to make it comedic, he should lay a
|smile or something so that the reaction of the lady can now be
|justified. Even then it wouldn't be a great joke but that would be a
|start. So, add more context, but do not make it drag out. Nobody wants
|a 15 minute joke either. Just fill the holes. Make sure that your
|vision can be seen. When people read you or talk to you, they cannot
|tell what you are thinking so you must image it for them. And do not
|forget, if the joke is going for shock value, do not apologize and go
|all the way. There'll be time for apologies later. Anyway I hope you
|read this, it took me some time to make it and I'm sure you can make
|it useful.
|u/nameisname6969 - 1 month
|
|Thanks man I appreciate it I will try to work on that
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