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|Only marry foster care non-adoptees 🤷🏽♀️ |
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|u/reheateddiarrhea - 1 month |
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|Haha, that's me and I'll tell you right now that we are an absolute |
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|mess lol. You do not want to tango with the trauma of being an |
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|unloved, unwanted child who almost certainly ended up in foster care |
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|and group homes due to physical, psychological, and sexual abuse. |
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|u/TackyBrad - 1 month |
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|Anyone else feel like this started off as "Haha, ..." and then |
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|just never really felt like a "Haha"? |
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|u/reheateddiarrhea - 1 month |
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|It started that way for me too but quickly transformed into a |
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|trauma dump. I'm okay btw. I'm in therapy and against all odds |
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|married with two kids and self employed as a general contractor, |
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|not bad for the hand I was dealt. |
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|u/skothu - 1 month |
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|Well, it did allow you to come up with the best Reddit username at |
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|least. Childhood trauma only gave me the ability to sidestep |
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|emotional conversations with poorly timed/executed jokes. Good |
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|news is, you are wanted now. That doesn’t erase or replace the |
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|pain, but is its own thing and important. |
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|u/reheateddiarrhea - 1 month |
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|Thank you! This means a lot to me, genuinely. Being able to |
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|sidestep emotional conversations with comedy is not always |
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|detrimental. In fact, it can be almost like a super power in |
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|times of severe stress. I am the person that people go to |
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|when they are having a genuine crisis. I sat with a friend on |
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|suicide watch in the ER. I had them literally in tears laughing. |
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|Funeral? Yup, I somehow got the entire family cracking up with |
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|an open casket just a few feet away. Lose your wife, kids, |
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|house, and job due to a mix of infidelity and drug use? I will |
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|show up and say completely deadpanned, "well, at least you still |
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|have your dignity and a full head of hair." As you sit in a |
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|hotel in just your underwear, almost completely bald, with snot |
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|hanging from your nose eating microwaved ramen. Boom, now you |
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|come completely unglued and are laughing so intensely at the |
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|absurdity of your current situation that you sound psychotic. |
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|Cheers to you fellow survivor. We're doing our best to break the |
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|cycle. I wish you all the best. |
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|u/KinkyKong - 1 month |
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|Love your stuff Josh! |
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|u/hapoo - 1 month |
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|I’m continuously surprised that the sheer amount of material he comes up |
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|with. Other people will come up with a simple joke and milk it for years |
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|and stories are just flowing out of Josh like a faucet. |
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|u/ADShree - 1 month |
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|Yeah, every new upload is a different set pretty much. I've been |
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|subbed to plenty of standup comedians who upload the same set |
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|different audience. Or they only upload crowd work cause the don't |
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|have to reveal their actual set. Josh has new material that isn't |
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|crowd work every upload. Dude is just naturally funny without having |
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|to try, it seems. "I'm just up here complaining" is one of the best |
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|ways to think about his uploads. He's just up there talking about |
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|whatever interested him recently and he somehow finds a way to make |
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|everything funny yet also tells stories in a way that keeps you |
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|engaged. Dude is a talent. |
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|Neat. Never heard of the guy. Seems super free-flow talented like |
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|you say. He didn’t have me busting a gut, but he was funny. And |
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|everything he said rang true! Timing and delivery - on point! - |
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|u/HonkedOffJohn - 1 month |
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|The story he told about a guy who sat next to him on a plane and |
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|brought a whole rotisserie chicken is so absurd but the way he tells |
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|it I definitely believe it true. |
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|u/Dragon_Small_Z - 1 month |
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|For real. We basically get a new half hour special every week and he |
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|always makes me laugh. It's honestly very impressive. |
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|u/LegoLady8 - 1 month |
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|Same. The amount of stuff he jokes about has me 🤯 |
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|u/tinoturner6969 - 1 month |
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|My husband told me on our first date that he would never ever introduce |
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|me to his family and seven years later, he’s kept his word and I’m |
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|thankful |
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|u/Maximum-Row-4143 - 1 month |
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|u/Joshthejohnson, You should be the new host of the daily show! All of |
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|your segments are amazing! |
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|u/EnderSavesTheDay - 1 month |
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|Came here to say the same thing. |
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|u/peonyseahorse - 1 month |
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|I always advise my single friends that if they are at the point of |
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|considering marriage to think carefully about their in laws. Like it or |
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|not, they will come with the potential spouse. I naively thought that my |
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|fmil would just be some minor noise. No, we celebrated our 25th wedding |
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|anniversary recently, no thanks to her. She was out to wreck our |
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|relationship from the very beginning, I refuse to talk to or to see her. |
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|That is what happens when you in laws are a nightmare and a source of |
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|stress. |
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|u/Complete_Hovercraft4 - 1 month |
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|But do you regret your marriage? If not, considering them means |
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|nothing |
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|u/peonyseahorse - 1 month |
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|Had I know how terrible his mother would be, things might have been |
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|different. I tried to be the bigger person for much too long, and |
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|all she did was act worse, to the point that I had no choice but to |
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|go low/no contact with her. Meanwhile, she paints me as the bad guy |
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|and puts her sons (she does the same to my sil) in a bad situation. |
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|In order for them to be good sons to her, she expects them to be |
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|terrible husbands to my sil and me. Basically, she set them up for a |
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|lose - lose situation and here's the worst part... She paints |
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|herself as some sort of victim, even though she is a bully and has |
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|the emotional maturity of a 13 yr old drama queen.. I don't expect |
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|you to understand if you've never dealt with such a toxic person |
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|before. |
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|u/Complete_Hovercraft4 - 1 month |
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|Lol everyone has dealt with a toxic person, your not that special. |
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|My point is, if you’d still have married your significant other |
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|than nothing would be different regardless. If that’s not the |
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|case, I feel sympathy for your marriage. |
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|u/peonyseahorse - 1 month |
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|No, you don't understand. If you marry someone who is related to |
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|a family member who is toxic. That is very different from just a |
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|random toxic person. Like I said, I don't expect you to |
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|understand. |
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|u/HalfSoul30 - 1 month |
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|I'm a white dude, and quite a few years ago I briefly was dating a black |
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|girl. One night i'm at her house, and she told me i needed to leave |
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|because her cousin was coming over and he was racist. I quickly realized |
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|i didn't want to deal with that and we stopped not much longer after |
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|that. |
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|Crazy how much I can relate to this. |
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|u/march72021 - 1 month |
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|Me too, shit wife’s coming gotta go. |
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|Same I relate to this so much. Basically my biggest headache is my in |
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|laws in particular my mil who acts like a 6 year old with ADHD, |
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|depression and severe anxiety. I understand she had a very traumatic |
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|childhood which I can’t even imagine but at some point you have to |
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|choose to want to get better especially when all your kids and their |
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|spouse are giving your guidance in what to do for your own betterment. |
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|Some cultures are hell bent on the importance of choosing a good family |
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|when you marry, and you're all like, fuck that noise. I like who I like, |
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|nothing else matters. I didn't fall in love with "the family". Then you |
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|meet the shit show that you're obligated to engage with, and then |
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|slowly, the realization sets in.. and then you realise the Apple doesn't |
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|fa.. Then you turn to your parents n repent for your sins. |
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|This guy is the best comic out there right now. Multiple vids on his |
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|YouTube all 20-30 min and not one joke is ever repeated! |
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|This a five-second "take my in-laws -- please!" joke carefully honed |
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|down to four minutes. |
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|Should replace burger with something less desirable. Love this joke tho |
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|good stuff |
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|Liver and Onions. "Some people LIKE liver and onions... I'm NOT one |
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|of those people! See my wife, loves them, she thinks they are great, |
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|we don't have them for dinner because "I" dont like them, like at all, |
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|so to me her family is liver and onions and I just want my chicken |
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|wings; you know sweet habanero, spicy and delicious!" |
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|u/Due_Signature_5497 - 1 month |
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|He’s not wrong. I met a girl that was well spoken, put together, and we |
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|seemed to click. When I picked her up for our first date, I got stuck on |
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|the mud road her family’s dilapidated single wide was on and met the |
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|cast from Deliverance. I should have run but didn’t. They were |
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|ultimately nice enough people and over the next 10 years, I helped them |
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|a lot and eventually got them into a decent home. Even killed off |
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|numerous wildly out of control roach problems for them. She eventually |
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|divorced me because she “felt guilty being married to me and having a |
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|better life than her family”. |
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|A comedian who can make people laugh with just a well placed pause |
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|destined for greatness. |
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|u/Bentup85 - 1 month |
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|In-laws are great, I love my wife’s in-laws more than my own! |
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|u/dazzypops - 1 month |
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|10/10 can relate. It's like you have a thirst, but instead of a nice |
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|cuppa, you get a seven course banquet. It is as crazy as it sounds. |
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|I try to watch him a few times a week on his channel, love his |
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|observations and delivery. |
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|Goddamnit. Is this in Calgary? Did I miss you being here? |
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|I think this bit could use some refining. It's mostly just "in laws, |
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|amrite?" |
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|Josh Johnson Edit: why would you ask who it is then edit :( now I |
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|look foolish and you took credit for crediting! |
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|John Joshson Ah, wait, shit... |
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|Sorry, I'm old and didn't see this wife actually told me because of |
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|Daily Show lol his voice sounds like Donald Glover to me. Anywho, no |
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|love lost Reddit. |
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|u/Krhl12 - 1 month |
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|Ah man I'm just joshing. Thank the lord for wives right? |
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|Love you Josh- keep killing it out here king |
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|I like a vegetable in place of a burger. Broccoli verbally hits |
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|similarly. Brussel sprouts? |
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|u/FritzFlanders - 1 month |
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|100% not complaining. Truth be told. |
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|u/-J-August - 1 month |
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|Josh Johnston is current holder of the record in my head to shortest |
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|time between "He's good" to "i am so fucking envious of good he is." I |
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|think it took 20 seconds into the first clip of his I saw. He's so |
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|damn smart and funny. You think he's just being natural, but his |
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|crafting is so good it's like photorealism. |
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|😭 |
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|Vocal fry. |
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|u/CarAdministrative200 - 1 month |
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|He did very well |
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|u/ridesn0w - 1 month |
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|I can’t stand his delivery but the joke works. He is to manufactured. I |
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|can’t tell if it’s too much polish or not enough. |
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|u/Romnonaldao - 1 month |
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|Feel a bit like this with my wife's family. Very nice, inviting people, |
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|but they clearly want me to dive into the "I'm part of the family" |
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|concept, and I can't connect like that. I just see them as my wife's |
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|u/htmlcody - 1 month |
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|He is correct. |
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|u/OctoWings13 - 1 month |
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|Seen a few clips from this dude Always solid. |
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|u/IXoxKINGxoXI - 1 month |
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|What really sucks is the opposite as well. When you're just not |
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|recognized at all. Or if your family just doest recognize your partner. |
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|u/Naive_Confusion2615 - 1 month |
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|He should most definitely use this comment section ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ |
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|u/playsmartz - 1 month |
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|Who seriously considers marriage without in-laws? No one should be |
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|*surprised* when the burger comes with the wings. If you just want the |
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|wings, that's called a hookup, not marriage. |
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|u/daddyjohns - 1 month |
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|Keep going Josh! We think you're gravy! That'll stick in your head for |
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|a year or two, you're welcome. |
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|u/Speech_less21 - 1 month |
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|Love the bit, but it's so hard to not read the subtitles and get the |
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|delivery ruined by them. |
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|u/SpiffySleet - 1 month |
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|Very funny. You could use blue cheese instead of burger also maybe just |
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|a thought! |
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|u/DrChanceVanceDance - 1 month |
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|Have I just discovered I'm gay? I'm watching this thinking that's an |
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|attractive woman and then the slow realisation that it's a man.... |
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|u/MagicSPA - 1 month |
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|That's a hilarious routine. Very on point - the guy's got skills. |
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|u/Pokenightking - 1 month |
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|Josh Johnson is so damn funny. I don’t think he will last on the daily |
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|show. He’s gonna get scooped up quick to do a tv show or movies |
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|u/Romnonaldao - 1 month |
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|Outside of my Grandma, I haven't seen my mom's side of the family in |
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|about 6 years. Not everyone is close with their family |
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|u/Every-Turnover4938 - 1 month |
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|People are running out of shit to make funny. |
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|u/cherryreddracula - 1 month |
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|Yeah this bit is hard to relate to when you're single with no friends. |
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|u/Every-Turnover4938 - 1 month |
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|No that's definitely not it. Unfortunately. I'd love to be single |
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|with no kids. Shhhh... don't tell my wife, 3 kids or grandkids. |
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|Shhhh |
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|u/bigapewhat089 - 1 month |
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|I think this is that woke "comedy" where the jokes aren't funny but |
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|gen z can relate, so they laugh |
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|u/Every-Turnover4938 - 1 month |
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|Makes sense. |
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