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What is the most satisfying pain you felt?
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|u/West-Sun-5438 - 1 month
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|When u get itchy so badly that you scratch the shit outta you
|u/kiracelinee - 1 month
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|It is really satisfying but its sooo painful afterwards, specially
|when you scratch it to hard
|u/IronCladKnight55 - 1 month
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|the itch scratches you back.
|u/PoetryOfLogicalIdeas - 1 month
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|I am prone to poison ivy. I get covered in it at least once a year.
|(Just getting through this year's run now. Yes, I know what it
|looks like and how to avoid touching it, but at this point just
|being near a lush crop can get me going.) That's given me plenty of
|opportunity to practice this. My tricks: a stupidly-hot shower or
|slapping the hell out of it. Both rely on overwhelming the nerves,
|which were previously busy saying "itch!", and make them say
|"OUCH!!". Once the ouch stops, the nerves typically forget to go
|back to itching for 30-60 minutes.
|u/rowenaravenclaw0 - 1 month
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|Oddly enough posion ivy ,oak and sumac have no effect on me for
|some reason
|u/Chemical_Carpenter56 - 1 month
|
|We all did this as a child and most of us do it now
|u/mister-fancypants- - 1 month
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|I had a bee sting a couple weeks back that was just sooo satisfying
|to itch so naturally I itched till it bled and then it got infected.
|worth it
|u/missfitz1 - 1 month
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|This is what I do with all mosquito bites since 1990. Except
|infection, that's intense.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|relaxing when it soothes the itching
|u/Craysion - 1 month
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|Eczema life
|u/blvckcat93 - 1 month
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|3 of my fingers are currently rubbed raw because of eczema.
|Absolutely worth the pain.
|u/Thats_bumpy_buddy - 1 month
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|Hot water for me is bliss! Seems to take the itch away for a bit
|u/blubbahrubbah - 1 month
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|Scratching poison ivy on the ankles after hot water.
|u/milkcustard - 1 month
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|Scratching mosquito bites. Hurts so good!
|u/amitabhbachchann - 1 month
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|I have dandruff and this happens every day 😭😭
|u/MountainBig1915 - 1 month
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|Selenium Sulfide shampoo got rid of my bad dandruff in like a week,
|it smells bad but it works fantastic
|u/tykron13 - 1 month
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|I have a psoriasis that only affects my scalp.I get thick flakes
|almost scab like. they itch and burn if I scratch them too harshly
|to remove them they get mildly infected I found a good shampoo that
|helps tho :true +real coal tar gel dandruff shampoo
|u/manStuckInACoil - 1 month
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|I sometimes get really bad poisoning ivy to the point where my entire
|hands/arms will be swollen red. Taking a hot shower after a long day
|feels like an orgasm. Like it literally makes me moan in pleasure
|lol.
|u/mattyjames72 - 1 month
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|DUDE YES!!! This was my reply to OP’s post. It’s unbelievable and
|if you haven’t experienced it people think you’re crazy.
|u/elmint - 1 month
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|absolutely. Turn the shower as hot as it can go and blast it. its
|actually possibly stronger than an orgasm
|u/anatomizethat - 1 month
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|This has been a weird thread to read.
|u/mattyjames72 - 1 month
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|Absolutely. If I remember right it’s from a rush of histamine
|release in the body. Don’t quote me on that though
|u/Dejanerated - 1 month
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|After a shower … o m g
|u/Nilla06 - 1 month
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|As someone suffering from some sort of allergic reaction for three
|days. This!! I’ve scratched myself to shreds but it feels soooo good
|u/BreakingBaaaahhhhd - 1 month
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|Honestly running the itch under the hottest water you can stand. It
|can "itch" a patch of poison ivy all at once and then it gives hours
|of relief
|u/LovelyyLilypad - 1 month
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|Holding a fart because you're in a meeting, and letting it go 30
|minutes later.
|u/SpoogyPickles - 1 month
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|Omg those times when your stomach hurts. Then finally letting out an
|enormous fart, and just all of your pain vanishes while the fart is
|releasing.😩👌
|u/Dczerpak1 - 1 month
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|It's a power move if you just let er rip
|u/Djd33j - 1 month
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|Ever have that feeling like you're gonna explode so badly that you
|need to get to a toilet asap? That's because there's a shit-ton of
|gas buildup in your bowels. Yeah you gotta shit too sometimes, but
|gases expand and fill a space so much more effectively than solid
|matter does. The way it can make your entire abdomen feel expanded
|and painful is truly special. *if*, however, it's entirely solid
|waste that's causing that level of insane pressure, you probably have
|a much bigger problem to worry about. Fucked up design in our
|bodies that we can't just twist a release valve to release the
|pressured gas build-up without dangerously risking a shart. If I
|could make a change, I'd add a gas chamber that can filter farts from
|solid waste in our bowels.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|hahaha very good
|u/grem182 - 1 month
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|Letting it go 30 min later while still in the meeting. I hear ya.
|u/T3chnetium - 1 month
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|When I was a kid, applying pressure to a wiggly tooth so it pushed into
|my gum. Ecstasy for little 8 year old me
|u/Ok-Mission-2908 - 1 month
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|Wow. You brought back a memory of my childhood I’ve not thought of
|since. Thank you. I always enjoyed doing that haha
|u/nothatbraziliangirl - 1 month
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|Same here hahahaha
|u/DazB1ane - 1 month
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|I’m not good at wearing my retainer, so when I do, I end up clenching
|my teeth a bunch for that sweet dental pain
|u/Soft-Marionberry-853 - 1 month
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|Oh man thank you im not alone. I asked a dentist about why that feels
|good and they had never heard of that. Something about pressure to my
|gums.
|u/noronto - 1 month
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|I was clogged up for 7 days and torn my asshole when it finally came
|out, but it sure did feel good and I missed a day of work because of
|it.
|u/elMurpherino - 1 month
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|About a decade ago when I was taking oxycodone I took a super hard
|poop that was like a pringles can in length and width. There were
|multiple points where I had to take a rest from pushing with the
|poop just hanging halfway out of my asshole. When it finally hit
|the toilet with a heavy thud sound it was amazing.
|u/SudoTheNym - 1 month
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|I had one like that after eating a whole big bag of cheese curds.
|That fuckin thing was stuck in there for a week. I gave birth to
|a turd baby, it was every few hours I'd try to go like am I
|finally dialated? Couple hours in, I started crowning. Slowly,
|and with much effort, I grew a tail. Had to employ the samurai
|squat, and there were points where I was actively trying to pull
|it out with my fucking hands. But the satisfaction when it
|finally dropped was better than an orgasm. I was laughing, I was
|crying. I called my mom when that thing came finally came out.
|Best part- when i wiped it was completely, utterly, perfectly
|clean. ofc, I had to use my poop knife to cut that thing up.
|u/elMurpherino - 1 month
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|lol those big hard ones were always clean poops. That was
|actually my first experience with a poop knife too lol.
|u/FlanFlaneur - 1 month
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|Y'all need fiber.
|u/reckaband - 1 month
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|What’s a poop knife ? Is this a thing ?
|u/the-meanest-boi - 1 month
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|Hey everybody! Check it out, this guy doesn't own a poop
|knife XD
|u/reckaband - 1 month
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|Don’t not having poop knife shame me !
|u/bad2behere - 1 month
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|Yikes --- I'll be blunt. I don't want anything called a
|knife anywhere near there!
|u/Summerofmylife71 - 1 month
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|Especially if it's blunt!
|u/13dangledangle - 1 month
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|Hollllly fak. I cannot believe CANNOT BELIEVE that this
|person doesn’t own a poop knife. Absurd
|u/yousyveshughs - 1 month
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|Is a poop knife xd the newer upgraded model?
|u/ThatCanadianLady - 1 month
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|^Oh ^no.
|u/Nummy01 - 1 month
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|oh yes
|u/sam_grace - 1 month
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|https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_p
|oop_knife/&ved=2ahUKEwjc09bP5_WHAxVqv4kEHcMqBCEQjjh6BAgREAE&s
|qi=2&usg=AOvVaw3NVnHRoKwYYL09laRa7Dj4
|u/Cold_Quiet_1385 - 1 month
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|Well that's new information
|u/Roxeigh - 1 month
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|Oh, goodness you’re new here❤️
|u/PoetryOfLogicalIdeas - 1 month
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|I see you've only be here 4.5 months. I'm a bit surprised you
|haven't run across this before, but I guess 4.5 months isn't
|all that long. The Poop Knife is one of the utterly iconic
|Reddit stories. (The other one, in my opinion, is coconut oil
|and the baby. Ohh and that other coconut one with the whole
|actual 'nut'. Don't read those one after another; bit of a
|head swivel, there.) Look out for them. Search them now if
|you are committed to being a fully informed Redditer. You
|definitely can't count yourself as one of use without knowing
|those stories.
|u/slightlyoffkilter_7 - 1 month
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|You forgot the Swamps of Dagobah story. That one..... It's
|an absolute horror story and also a linguistic masterpiece.
|u/reckaband - 1 month
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|Just read it. I’m mortified for that fellow
|u/PapaTua - 1 month
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|Depending on positioning and turd stiffness you may have
|actually stimulated your prostate, which is indeed better than
|a regular orgasm. 😉
|u/DrRandomfist - 1 month
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|Had two of those. I threw them in a field in my backyard because
|I knew they wouldn’t go down the toilet and I didn’t feel like
|dicing them up like a pro chef.
|u/Hopeful_Disaster_ - 1 month
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|The mental image this immediately conjured in my mind, of a
|person just HURLING a burrito sized turd, has completely
|leveled me. I cannot breathe 😂😂😂
|u/Popeye1028 - 1 month
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|Did the turd look like a can of Pringles made from milk duds? 😳
|u/elMurpherino - 1 month
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|lol pretty close to it.
|u/BillyWhizz09 - 1 month
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|I feel bad for your toilet
|u/elMurpherino - 1 month
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|💩🔪
|u/OldDrunkPotHead - 1 month
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|Poop knife magically appears.
|u/reckaband - 1 month
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|😂 this is great
|u/jaysaccount1772 - 1 month
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|I bet you had to make some shit origami to get that to flush.
|u/Ohhmegawd - 1 month
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|Sounds like you needed a poop knife.
|u/Sharkfighter2000 - 1 month
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|Opiate users are familiar with this phenomenon. As a matter of
|fact it becomes something that you have to manage during long
|term addiction; every week or so you should take your first daily
|shot later than usual to clean your guts out. If you don’t
|Impacted bowels can become a serious issue along with hemorrhoids
|when you do try.
|u/gliitch0xFF - 1 month
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|Welcome to the world of Reddit people. You wouldn't get this kind
|of honesty anywhere else. 😄 Tearing off a scab, the rush is just
|too good. You get a flood of endorphins, immediately after. I
|heard that it's a form of self harm. 🤔
|u/PoetryOfLogicalIdeas - 1 month
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|>it's a form of self harm Really? I feel like it's closer to
|porn for me. There are specific scabs and zits that I replay in
|my head at least once a week, but likely more often. It's in my
|playlist when I need to get my brain on a different path or am
|trying to fall asleep.
|u/readitmoderator - 1 month
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|How did you phrase that? I cant come to work i took a massive sht?
|u/noronto - 1 month
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|I told them I had an anal fissure, and that it was up to them if
|they wanted to know how it happened.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|something very nice to imagine hahaha
|u/ice_blue_222 - 1 month
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|Ah, stimulant dumps 
|u/clzair - 1 month
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|After I birthed my first child I didn’t poop for nine days. Not
|without trying, either. Every day multiple times a day I would try to
|get it out and it was just pain and tears and trying not to hurt my
|stitches. When that thing finally came out it was like a second baby
|and the instant relief in my gut was amazing.
|u/AttackOnSobriety - 1 month
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|Dude when I was a heroin addict I'd poop on average once a month.
|I've gone as long as 3 months without pooping. Those were dark days I
|tell you what....
|u/Eviscerate_Bowels224 - 1 month
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|3 months? How did you get that one out?
|u/Ok_Guard_8024 - 1 month
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|Omg once I went a week and like I thought I would have to go to the
|hospital. 3 months ?
|u/Keri2816 - 1 month
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|Had it to the point it was compressing a nerve in my back. Once the
|pressure was relieved, it felt amazing! (Note: I have chronic
|illnesses that attribute to this, so yes my doctor knows- he just
|laughed)
|u/MxTINKxM - 1 month
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|Couldn't poop for two weeks after a major surgery every night they
|came to do bowel care that final night after they gave me enema I
|felt something move I was on a commode chair I was just laughing as I
|exploded it felt so good plus I knew I wouldnt need enema anymore it
|was a great night. also the nurse forgot to put the bucket part
|underneath me she had to jump to avoid flying poop
|u/Timely_Cheesecake_97 - 1 month
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|First poop after a c section. It was 6 days after, I didn’t push it,
|just let it slide out. Felt sooooo good. It looked like a football.
|u/shartnado3 - 1 month
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|I always tell my wife "I gave birth in there" after those hard dumps.
|u/No_Sprinkles418 - 1 month
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|My sister and I cry when we do those intense poops. It’s not really
|crying, more like involuntary tears. It’s odd.
|u/Sensitive-Daikon-442 - 1 month
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|Currently working on that!
|u/zeebette - 1 month
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|Then there’s the soft bits after the hard plug that just slip out. So
|satisfying.
|u/Ok-Bus1716 - 1 month
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|I had something like that. Hadn't had a BM in about 5 days and my
|stomach was starting to hurt so I said...screw it. Went to the store
|bought a pound of raisins, a jug of prune juice and some carrots. Ate
|the whole bag of carrots, several hands full of raisins and chugged
|the prune juice down. Waited for about 15 minutes and ho boy did the
|flood gates open. I swear it didn't stop until I could feel shreds of
|not properly chewed baby carrots exiting my body. Every time I see
|the hot snakes and bubble gut bit on Parks and Rec I start laughing
|because it's funny and then I start horse laughing because it
|reminded me of the time my colon completely cleansed itself because I
|went scorched Earth on it.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|Well, if it's true, many people find it difficult
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|It helps a lot to have a good rest...afterwards it hurts haha
|u/Ok_Illustrator8735 - 1 month
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|When you wake up sore… man I love it. That’ll be me tomorrow, I’m
|just coming home from a HIIT class right now
|u/Charleston2Seattle - 1 month
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|Creatine robs you a bit of that, from what I read. I'm starting to
|take it anyway, though.
|u/bonos_bovine_muse - 1 month
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|A long, tough run or hike. Yeah, everything hurts, but I friggin’
|*earned* this pain.
|u/Givemethateuphoria - 1 month
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|This
|u/TearEnvironmental368 - 1 month
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|Yes! I love when spicy food, such as Thai food. Starts to make you
|sweat, and the endorphins just come rushing through your body.
|u/Bubblyy-Butterfly - 1 month
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|Popping a zit that hurts so baaaaaaad but feels so damn good when you
|see all the shit come out of it
|u/shartnado3 - 1 month
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|The sound! I can never explain it, but when you pop a bodacious zit,
|it is the most pleasing sound.
|u/IronCladKnight55 - 1 month
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|I swear I hear a 'pop' sound when it explodes.
|u/gliitch0xFF - 1 month
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|Like a squelchy poppy noise.
|u/ilaidonedown - 1 month
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|r/popping - warning, it's not for everyone though!
|u/Complete-Ad104 - 1 month
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|Or mirror poppers, when it gets on the mirror after
|u/ripbillyconforto - 1 month
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|Wow, core memory unlocked. When I was in middle school I had this
|gnarly zit right in the space where my nose met my cheek. I went
|into the bathroom to pop it and that shit got alllllll over the
|mirror. Like it seemed physically impossible there was that much
|shit in it. That zit went on to let me pop it a few more times over
|the course of a week. I miss that little zit.
|u/apri08101989 - 1 month
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|My mom had me do one that was on the back of her earlobe. The
|perfect pop. Folded the lobe forward, pushed against the front to
|get fully under it, I have never been so glad I wear glasses
|because that shit prayed 2.5 feet and would've hit me dead in the
|eye.
|u/Ok_Illustrator8735 - 1 month
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|My cat had a big bump behind her ear once and my first thought was
|that it must be a zit. So I watched her face to make sure that I
|wasn’t hurting her while I squeezed that thing really hard. She
|closed her eyes and put her head back as a response while all this
|pus burst out onto my hand. It was a lot even for a human. I can tell
|that she felt the satisfaction
|u/CharlesAvlnchGreen - 1 month
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|Once I could feel a big one inside, but it was nowhere near the
|surface. Squeezed it a bit and the damn thing miraculously popped
|out. I still remember that one even though it was almost 30 years
|ago.
|u/IGotAFatRooster - 1 month
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|I had a blood infection when I was a teenager. Caused me to
|constantly get extremely large puss filled boils. Wouldn’t recommend.
|Not a fun time.
|u/West-Sun-5438 - 1 month
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|True asf lol When the zit finaly pops and white shit comes outta it
|lol
|u/apri08101989 - 1 month
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|Once every few years I get a gnarly one under my arm and. Yea. Hurts
|so bad but there's something so satisfying about popping them. The
|sounds, the feeling, the endorphins after.
|u/Wranglin_Pangolin - 1 month
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|I like your style
|u/Dick_Dickalo - 1 month
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|Had one in a hard to reach place that was wildly painful. The wife
|obliged and I squealed in pain. I felt so much relief after.
|u/Ughleigh - 1 month
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|Came here to say this. I remember getting a big one on my flaps once.
|I had to squeeze so hard and that fucker hurt so bad, but then
|finally I heard that crunchy crack sound as the zit chambers popped
|and the pressure was relieved. So damn satisfying.
|u/Orion_824 - 1 month
|
|a relative to the zit: the blackhead. about 10 years ago i had one
|massive blackhead right on the center of my upper lip, where it
|starts to leave the lip and move towards the nose. i sat there for
|months trying to pop the sucker out. it was like a small BB in there.
|eventually my mom saw me fighting with it, told me to soak my lip
|with a hot wet towel, and gave me a little tool that i can only
|describe as a blackhead remover. i sat there and pressed it for 15
|minutes before it went *”THK”* and launched that little bullet across
|our 20” living room. i heard it hit the TV and i looked at the hole
|it left behind in my lip, and felt the most cleansing righteous BURN
|i have ever felt, like my damnations left me through that hole. it
|bled for almost 2 hours straight and i was happy every second of it
|u/gnarzilla69 - 1 month
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|So gross, yet so true.
|u/Oldmanstoneface - 1 month
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|I was leaning on my jaw while reading the other week and it cracked so
|loud I thought I broke a bone easy, but right after it felt like so
|much pressure that I never knew was inside my skull had disappeared in
|an instant, felt like I regained 20% of my critical thinking in an
|instant lol. No idea if it wore off at this point or what but I
|haven't been able to repeat it.
|u/YourWormGuy - 1 month
|
|On a very rare occasion while stretching back in my work chair my
|sternum will pop. It's such an incredible mix of pain and relief from
|pressure I didn't even know I had. I can never get it to do it when I
|want to, and it always comes as a surprise, but when it does....
|Delightful.
|u/soaringsquidshit - 1 month
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|I have hEDS so almost my full skeleton pops regularly. I agree that
|sternum is the most painful but satisfying out of all my bone
|cracks. Every morning after being crumbled up, I drop and pull back
|my shoulders, which pulls my collar bones which in turn cracks my
|upper sternum back into alignment. Elbow sometimes has the same
|pain level as I'm straightening my arm. Half wondering if it's
|going to dislocate or just really needs popped.
|u/battlerazzle01 - 1 month
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|I will get this with my neck sometimes and the only way I could
|describe it is that instead of a normal crack, it’s like it resonates
|in my skull. There’s a brief momentary head rush that comes with it,
|like the blood and oxygen are flowing back where they should be
|u/NullTapes - 1 month
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|tmj?
|u/TestyZesticles - 1 month
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|Yup, too much jaw is not a joke.
|u/SullySoiled - 1 month
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|Popping a pimple in ur ear
|u/Toiletverslaafde - 1 month
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|IN your ear? We can get pimples there ?😦
|u/SullySoiled - 1 month
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|Oh my god I had no idea that wasn’t common 😭 Yes lord, it’s so
|painful.
|u/StraightsJacket - 1 month
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|I've had those before, as well as ones IN my ear lobe. Like i
|could totally feel the little ball of puss. Like how does that
|even happen? and why? I wash my face and dont eat horribly
|u/SullySoiled - 1 month
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|I had to look it up but apparently your pores get clogged
|because of wax, my ears get dirty so fast because I got that
|goopy earwax 😔
|u/IronCladKnight55 - 1 month
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|Mine sometimes show up on my earlobes, but they're mostly too
|'raw' to pop. But they hurt like a bitch though.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|beauty hurts haha
|u/SweetWhisperr_ - 1 month
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|Divorce
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|after a bad relationship... calm comes haha
|u/NSA_Chatbot - 1 month
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|Like getting rid of a headache you didn't know you had.
|u/406xray - 1 month
|
|Came here to say this. it's an emotional pain but it's a huge relief
|after the year long process of frustration and anger. Definitely
|don't want to do it ever again
|u/Inevitable_Spell5775 - 1 month
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|I have very mild eczema on my forearm and it starting itching as I was
|getting a tattoo there. The artist had a big fat shading needle and he
|blasted right over it and I almost passed out it felt so good.
|u/horitaku - 1 month
|
|Professional tattoo artist here. We are absolutely not supposed to
|tattoo over an active eczema flare up. Artists, don’t fucking
|tattoo over broken skin or sunburnt skin 🤦‍♀️
|u/Inevitable_Spell5775 - 1 month
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|Wasn't active ✌️
|u/kipopadoo - 1 month
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|I used to have eczema on my hands. When it got bad, the only thing
|that would stop the itchiness was to put it under the hottest water I
|could stand. I'd only be able to hold it there for 8-10 seconds when
|it reached my max, but it was fucking orgasmic. I considered it
|burning the itch away. And for the most part, it worked for a couple
|of hours.
|u/Inevitable_Spell5775 - 1 month
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|Oh man I got so addicted to doing that, it was ruining me!
|u/kipopadoo - 1 month
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|Ditto. That hot water was the most toxic relationship I've ever
|had.
|u/keiko1984 - 1 month
|
| Its the long day on your feet in heels & then getting home & giving
|yourself a foot/heel rub but the feeling of the massage is just so
|blissful even though it hurts like a *****.Lol. Thats got to be it for
|me. Edit;words added
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|haha yes the truth is... heels are meant to be worn for a maximum of
|4 hours haha
|u/keiko1984 - 1 month
|
|Societal standards & work professionalism expect at least 6-8.Cant
|exactly walk around barefoot in the office though either.Lol.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|haha the truth is that it is painful... although it looks very
|good as an outfit haha
|u/DatTF2 - 1 month
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|Yesterday I took a long shower and actually sat down and scrubbed my
|feet with an exfoliating wash cloth. Felt so good.
|u/CharBearH - 1 month
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|Do tattoos count? If so, getting tattoos
|u/Klaus_Heisler87 - 1 month
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|My answer as well. Deep needle therapy is that best.
|u/Fuzzy-Breath8375 - 1 month
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|Definitely tattoos. They feel so good
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
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|Of course they count...
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
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|Not just getting them but slapping them when they itch. Was told to
|do that by one of my tattoo artists once when I told him I fought the
|urge to scratch them. Now I kinda enjoy slapping them when they’re
|healing.
|u/Cold_Quiet_1385 - 1 month
|
|That was my answer too. Hurts so much, but you'd crave it. I went
|with a friend to get a tattoo and once I heard the sounds of the gun
|it was all over, I was getting one too. Most painful one I ever got,
|but not the last.
|u/theherbiwhore - 1 month
|
|I was looking for this one, expected it to be higher up. I feel the
|same way about piercings. But I didn’t get my first tattoo until
|about a year ago and it hurt so good, I know I have to get more! lol
|u/carealicious - 1 month
|
|I love tattoos. My brain uses them as a pain killer, I have chronic
|pain and only time I feel major relief is when getting a tattoo as
|the pain all centers on the tattoo and is much easier to handle than
|all my back/hip/shoulder pain I'm constantly feeling.
|u/beers_n_bags - 1 month
|
|Do a heavy 8 hour session and tell me they feel good. People who
|claim to “enjoy” tattoo pain are always the ones who have a couple of
|small tattoos that were like 2 hour sessions max.
|u/Inevitable-Forever45 - 1 month
|
|Yeah idgaf about trying to act tough. After hour 5 or 6 I'm biting
|through my knuckles every time they go over the same spot again. In
|my head I always imagine myself being interrogated: " Ok! Ok! I'll
|tell you anything you want to know!"
|u/jianantonic - 1 month
|
|I have 15 tattoos and I love them, but they were incredibly
|painful. You're getting drawn on by a gun that shoots needles into
|you. Of course it fucking hurts. Some of mine weren't bad, but if
|anyone truly enjoys it, their brain is fundamentally different from
|mine.
|u/Zes_Q - 1 month
|
|I've done 8 hours in the chair of very heavy black work. Never
|felt such overwhelming surface level pain in my life. After about 5
|hours everything felt so much more brutal, like my body just gave
|up compartmentalizing the pain and couldn't tolerate it anymore.
|Each stroke after that point was excruciating. As soon as the
|session was finished I felt like I was blisteringly high. Like weed
|and opiates combined. Light-headed, flooded with endorphins. I
|enjoyed that feeling a lot, and always assumed this is what people
|meant when they say they enjoy tattoo pain. Kind of like eating
|very hot peppers. When your pain receptors are firing off your body
|compensates and you feel good. The tattooing itself feels horrible
|but your body's pain/trauma response feels wonderful.
|u/gonewildecat - 1 month
|
|I have over 20. Most of them quite large. I’d say there were only 3
|that were bad pain. Everyone’s tolerance is different
|u/Admirable-Win-9716 - 1 month
|
|I’ve over 70 and I can tell you that only 3 of them I found to be
|slightly enjoyable, but only in certainty spots for a few minutes.
|Tattoos suck a bag of dicks. I love seeing people with a linework
|crescent moon on the back of their arm post things and say “I’m
|inked”. Go get your sternum, ribs or knuckles blasted with a 9rl
|and see how enjoyable it is
|u/Turbulent_Yam6947 - 1 month
|
|I had a 4 hour thigh piece done a couple months ago. It wasn’t
|too bad but the inner thigh felt like liquid fire and I couldn’t
|walk properly for a couple days because most my thigh swelled up.
|Nothing crazy, just a slight limp. The only people who told me I
|was overreacting were the ones whose tattoos all took less than
|30 minutes to do.
|u/AlwaysBored123 - 1 month
|
|Yes! Even though I don’t peel when I get burnt. Instead, I peel my
|boyfriend like I’m helping a lizard shed. I try to see how big of a
|piece I can get in one peel.
|u/Fluid_Beach_6362 - 1 month
|
|Get burnt bad enough. I'm 100 percent Irish and the first really
|sunny day this summer I got a badass burn. It blistered and then it
|cracked on the back of my neck and bleed. It's scarred now but it's
|the second time I've been burned that bad and my dad has melanoma
|which im sure I'll get.
|u/PottyboyDooDoo - 1 month
|
|I’m right there with you fellow ghost. Just absolutely roasted as
|a kid, and skin cancer was rampant in my family. I ended up
|losing all the hair on my body like a decade ago, and now the sun
|is just so so very scary. Why can’t it just chill out a bit ya
|know?
|u/apri08101989 - 1 month
|
|Those baby foot peeling mask things give me a very similar sensation
|if you ever want to mimic it without burning
|u/MrsPottyMouth - 1 month
|
|Sometimes there's a crackling sound when you pull it off that I can't
|decide if it's unnerving or satisfying. Kinda both.
|u/MT1120 - 1 month
|
|Definitely something neurological going on there. The muscle pain is
|the best feeling ever. The indicator that tells you you're getting
|bigger
|u/StreetIndependence62 - 1 month
|
|I just started going to the gym a couple months ago and this
|feeling is so nice!! You feel like you saved the day LOL
|u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes - 1 month
|
|When I go to the gym and feel the muscles I wanted to work out get
|sore the day after, its like confirmation that I targeted the muscles
|effectively.
|u/CharlesAvlnchGreen - 1 month
|
|I love to do a big workout before a long plane ride. Muscles feel
|pleasantly sore, and so does sitting for 5 hours.
|u/JazzySharks - 1 month
|
|Oh this is the one
|u/AnswersWithAQuestion - 1 month
|
|DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) which is the soreness that follows
|1-2 days after a great workout
|u/Ign0ramusaurus - 1 month
|
|That's my answer, too. Stretching my quads 2 days after a hard leg
|day is my form of BDSM
|u/CharlesAvlnchGreen - 1 month
|
|So many people complain bitterly about DOMS but I like it too.
|u/ImpossibleYouth4625 - 1 month
|
|Day 2 soreness is my favorite
|u/bocachicalounge - 1 month
|
|Trimming an ingrown toenail. 😮‍💨
|u/Soft-Marionberry-853 - 1 month
|
|Had an ingrown toenail as a kid real bad, I had to go to a podiatrist
|to get it fixed. I asked of all the medical fields why drew him to
|this one. He said "Instant job satisfaction, its great, people come
|in to my office in terrible pain and they walk out feeling great"
|u/TicanDoko - 1 month
|
|So true, I really get in there too. It’s only ok for me to pry the
|toenail out when I’m doing it. Anyone else and I’d feel all the brunt
|of the pain.
|u/HawaiianShirtsOR - 1 month
|
|Post-surgery discomfort after having an aggressive tumor removed.
|Knowing it was gone was a huge relief.
|u/Notaustinkyser - 1 month
|
|Hot water on excema
|u/ApprehensiveStatus13 - 1 month
|
|Peeling a huge scab off my knee
|u/Anna_Namoose - 1 month
|
|A scab on an infected scrape. That first hit of pain when the scab
|comes up, then the relief as the pressure drops and the pus drains
|u/rnsfoss - 1 month
|
|I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
|u/Anna_Namoose - 1 month
|
|Sorry, but it's a glorious feeling. I went to Rolling Rock Town
|Fair years ago. The fairgrounds have a hill and the general
|admission/stage area was at the bottom and covered in mulch. It
|rained for 2 days prior and half the day of the show, and the
|hill turned into a mud slide into a pool of water about a foot
|deep. Problem was, when you hit the bottom, you'd end up with
|this nasty ass mulch buried in your waterlogged flesh. 3 days
|later, my knee started getting red, hot and puffy and being a gen
|X kid I wasn't going to the doctor so peel, drain, Neosporin and
|change the bandage daily was the course of treatment. That first
|day was the above described event, but included blotting out
|chucks of mulch
|u/ApprehensiveStatus13 - 1 month
|
|Ooof, been there done that. My friend and I had a lil motorbike
|crash that sent us into a ditch by the roadside some years ago. I
|thought I'd just scraped my ankle (and not burned it on the exhaust
|pipe) so I cleaned it up and sprayed liquid bandaid on it to keep
|it safe from the wild humidity in Thailand. A few days later, my
|ankle was already looking like a crime scene but I didn't wanna go
|to the hospital cause it would be complicated with insurance so I
|did the same as you - locked myself in the bathroom and spent 30
|min diligently peeling the fucker off before another 2 weeks of the
|rinse, bandage, repeat treatment. It hurt like a bitch but it was
|such a massive relief at one point I basically happy cried.
|u/vonWitzleben - 1 month
|
|I was scrolling through the replies and was just wondering if I was
|weird for liking this when I finally read your reply. Unfortunately,
|the occasions get a lot rarer as you grow up.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|painful and relaxing at the same time
|u/Emotional_Fondant_55 - 1 month
|
|Getting my eyebrows plucked does something to me
|u/ca77ywumpus - 1 month
|
|I love getting my eyebrows waxed. The warm wax feels so good, and the
|rip-off isn't really even pain. Upper lip on the other hand is just
|straight-up awful and I sneeze for about an hour after.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|oh true the hair removal haha
|u/p4ttl1992 - 1 month
|
|Cramp in my foot, I can cramp my foot muscle up by tensing my foot and
|twisting it a certain way probably because I'm flat footed. it feels
|painful but in a weird sort of way
|u/lost_goatmilk - 1 month
|
|Just posted this, didn't see your post. I 100% agree, going to delete
|my post now.
|u/Extremely_unlikeable - 1 month
|
|If I curl my toes for too long, my second toe goes all 7 and it hurts
|so bad! Takes a minute to unclench Then I do it again.
|u/Unique_Fondant_3859 - 1 month
|
|There’s a few I find satisfying. One of them is peeling off a scab
|that was formed from picking a mosquito bite. Everyone knows how good
|it feels to scratch them, but to pick from a scab? Even better. The
|other one is the pain from cracking any part of your body, whether it’s
|the neck or knuckles. It hurts but feels damn good at the same time.
|u/JaquesStrappe - 1 month
|
|Scratching the relentless itch of eczema until it bleeds.
|u/HjghlyDistressed - 1 month
|
|Oh my god I feel you. I have eczema on my arms and sometimes under my
|eyes, however it hasn’t been there in years. I used to scratch the
|ever living shit out of it and it felt sooo good, even tho I know
|it’s bad
|u/LandoCatrissian_ - 1 month
|
|I have something on my two little toes on my right foot that makes it
|intensely itchy. I think I need fungal cream for it, but scratching
|it feels SO GOOD. I had to stop when I took skin off.
|u/festermcseptic - 1 month
|
|Tattoos followed by gum deep cleaning with a flossing pic tool
|u/RogerBike - 1 month
|
|Pulling out a splinter!
|u/morningsunzzz - 1 month
|
|cracking the fuck out of my neck
|u/lrdz2124 - 1 month
|
|Getting an IV put in and finally feeling the saline or whatever fluid
|is going in finally working and going into your body (or pain meds)
|lmao lol
|u/Glittering_Sky8421 - 1 month
|
|Or when you have surgery and they push the sedative in…. I can feel
|it going up my arm, then in a spiral in my brain. Also, it feels
|cold or hot at the same time?
|u/shrekonshrooms22 - 1 month
|
|The iv, the cold feeling in the vein, and the mere fact that it’s
|just so easy for your brain to shut up and rest.. Every time i was
|woken up by docs i asked for 5 more minutes because it was the best
|sleep of my life, 13/10 would do it anytime again
|u/No-Season-317 - 1 month
|
|candle burns
|u/United-Supermarket-1 - 1 month
|
|Scratching that mosquito bite you've been trying to reach to the bone
|lol
|u/lunalover555 - 1 month
|
|Removing a hang nail.
|u/drunkadvice - 1 month
|
|Scratching that bug bite on my ankle until it’s raw and bleeding.
|u/AcrobaticWolf1308 - 1 month
|
|When I put my eczema under hot water
|u/Terrible_Choice4151 - 1 month
|
|Natural childbirth. Hands down. Lol. It wasn't pleasant when I was
|going through it because I was scared and pissed off I didn't make it
|in time for the epidural... but afterwards... beyond euphoric...
|wouldn't do it any other way now... 1st baby was epidural, second
|natural.
|u/lyssastef - 1 month
|
|Even with my epidural I felt pressure so the release of pressure when
|he was out felt insanely good! Also the feeling of pumping (I
|couldn't BF) after sleeping all night is a satisfying pain lol
|u/Affectionate_Buy_656 - 1 month
|
|Absolutely this! So many hours of pain and pushing and then with one
|final push, the most pain I have ever felt in my life, and then the
|sweet relief of the babies head and shoulders finally being clear and
|the rest of them just kind of slithers out at that point 😂 it leaves
|you feeling physically empty and exhausted, emotionally high and
|completely awestruck that you've just brought another human into the
|world At the moment the top comment in this post is about
|constipation 🤣 quite frankly a pleasant hours break in the bathroom
|compared to childbirth.
|u/Terrible_Choice4151 - 1 month
|
|Yes! Although with me, lol I refused to push and the damn Ferguson
|reflex got me🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was like effortless... I was trying to hold
|out for that damn epidural guy... my body said NOPE.
|u/Affectionate_Buy_656 - 1 month
|
|Haha yeah, holding off on pushing while they checked the cord
|position was as hard as the pushing. At that point Ferguson has
|well and truly taken the wheel 🤣 that reflex makes you feel
|muscles you never knew you had!
|u/Terrible_Choice4151 - 1 month
|
|Seriously! My husband said my belly looked like the scene out
|of that movie "alien" where the alien burst out of that
|person's stomach ☠️☠️ it looked like my baby stuck his legs up
|and launched himself out himself🤣🤣🤣 I remember just being
|like No0o0o0o0o0oooo!! 🤣🤣 but then he was here, and it was
|euphoric, and I felt like the strongest woman on the planet!
|u/shojokat - 1 month
|
|I got the epidural twice and both times it only lasted 30 minutes
|before wearing off completely, even if they administered more.
|Couldn't move my legs, though. So I'd say that natural would've
|been better!
|u/shojokat - 1 month
|
|Yep. My first was like this. I was VERY disappointed when my second
|wasn't nearly as satisfying, as he was smaller and my hemorrhoids
|much, MUCH bigger.
|u/Hopeful_Disaster_ - 1 month
|
|SAME. No one believes me that it was truly a great experience.
|u/the_bird_and_the_bee - 1 month
|
|I 100% agree. And I'd rather deal with the pain than the effects of
|epidural. Hated the epidural so much! My first 2 were epidurals but
|my last 4 were all natural.
|u/TropicallyGrownEMT - 1 month
|
|I had a finicky epidural that barely worked and I felt the stabbing
|sensation of both needles going in when I had my epidural placed. I
|felt pain of my contractions and had back labor, I may as well have
|went natural lol
|u/LandoCatrissian_ - 1 month
|
|I am about a month away from experiencing this. It's nice to know
|there's an amazing feeling attached to it!
|u/Thanks_Visual - 1 month
|
|Scalp picking lol
|u/girlinthegoldenboots - 1 month
|
|lol I have psoriasis and I’m in the middle of a pretty bad flare so
|I’ve been picking and picking. The bigger the flake the more
|satisfaction.
|u/Hopeful_Mecha_Angel - 1 month
|
|When I was bored about a week ago I whipped myself with a power cord as
|hard as i could. It was almost orgasmically pleasurable. Left annoying
|bruises all over my body for days and ached very bad so i haven’t done
|it since though
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|haha without a doubt a pain not to repeat
|u/Hopeful_Mecha_Angel - 1 month
|
|I would love to repeat it, but I don’t want to ache for days. I’ll
|have to find a better way
|u/irosk - 1 month
|
|I mean soap and sock are a thing for a reason
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|hahaha maybe a cream
|u/pinkthreadedwrist - 1 month
|
|Self-injury definitely hits the spot at times.
|u/Alternativeair44 - 1 month
|
|Wisdom teeth removal. Hurt terribly at the time, but got rid of the
|sinus pain in my jaw. Now I just have sinus pain everywhere else on my
|face 🌈
|u/ITguydoingITthings - 1 month
|
|I had a surgery when I was 15 to remove a tumor on the outside of my
|left leg. The stitching was pretty cool--done internally rather than
|what used to be the standard. Anyway the removal was snipping the
|knot...and then pulling the stitch out from the inside like a huge
|worm. Hurt so much, but felt so good.
|u/StunPumpkin - 1 month
|
|The little nails that grow right on the edge, on the cusp of being in
|grown nails that are so small you need tweezers, blood, and a little
|pain to get out. Extra points for having to hoist your foot up on the
|bathroom counter.
|u/spiritofjosh - 1 month
|
|Whenever my teeth get cleaned or whatever done I like the feeling of my
|gums being a little sore for some reason.
|u/GetawayDriverTyrone - 1 month
|
|I've seen pooping and pimple popping multiple times in here already, to
|add to the list of gross stuff, vomiting. sometimes when you're so ill
|it hurts it can be a huge relief. Whether it's after a night of
|drinking or for me when I suffered from chronic sinusitis the constant
|drainage and pressure Would make me feel so sick I could barely
|function, and often the best relief was to go hack it up
|u/MrScarabNephtys - 1 month
|
|My girl squeezing the tip with all her might
|u/IGotAFatRooster - 1 month
|
|Ayo
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|wow
|u/boardinthehous3 - 1 month
|
|Having my bruises pressed on… 🙈
|u/Careful-Guitar5271 - 1 month
|
|Deep tissue massage. Ahhhhhhhh.
|u/efequalma - 1 month
|
|Having my balls bit off by a laplander.
|u/Implicit_Hwyteness - 1 month
|
|That's the way I want to go.
|u/summersurf4evr - 1 month
|
|Hot hair dryer on itchy bites on arms and legs.
|u/Meatloaf_Regret - 1 month
|
|Getting my plantar fasciitis dug into.
|u/Anxious-End-9190 - 1 month
|
|Definitely hair plucking
|u/idotoomuchstuff - 1 month
|
|Deep tissue massage
|u/goodbyecornbread - 1 month
|
|Getting out that fucking ingrown toenail in a don’t try this at home
|bathroom floor surgery 🫣
|u/mande010 - 1 month
|
|Those pimples that are giant red welts with no blanching. They hurt
|like hell to squeeze but when they explode you feel the pressure
|release as it empties its contents all over the mirror. Chef’s kiss.
|u/Any-Rise4210 - 1 month
|
|being spanked hard then lightly rubbed, tied up in difficult positions
|then untied slowly 🫠🫠
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|a real romantic
|u/shrimpdlk - 1 month
|
|I'm not judging, but jfc lol.
|u/718cs - 1 month
|
|Ouch
|u/Toiletverslaafde - 1 month
|
|Good man. I wish more men were open for toys
|u/Impressive_Wedding82 - 1 month
|
|Itchy head
|u/Ok-Bus1716 - 1 month
|
|I had a pimple on my temple. I'd play with it when I got nervous. Then
|I'd get self-conscious about it...one day it started itching really bad
|so I used a one person bathroom. Cleaned it with some towelettes and
|started to press on it really, really hard. Hurt so bad to push on it
|that I closed my eyes around which time I heard 6 pops and instant
|relief. Felt like molten steel was being pulled through a pore. Opened
|my eyes and the mirror was absolutely disgusting. Covered in pus and
|blood. Could see what looked like 4 cores of it that had been
|subsequently pushed down when I'd tried to pop it before. Cleaned up
|the mirror and touched it. Still felt a little hot and there was still
|some pain. Decided eff it...I'm already here. Squeezed it again and
|heard three more pops. The after-sensation was like my brain was a
|fist that had been clenched for days. My whole face and brain just
|relaxed. Cleaned up the mirror again. Washed my hands and sat in the
|restroom for about 10 more minutes for the inflammation to go down
|where I'd pushed on it so hard. Still one of the most painfully
|orgasmic sensations ever. Was like 20 years of stress just lifted from
|my shoulders.
|u/kimmyTakoyaki - 1 month
|
|Many find relief in the satisfying pain of a deep tissue massage or
|stretching after intense exercise.
|u/smolpinaysuccubus - 1 month
|
|The tingles after getting my ass smacked hard 😭
|u/Elegant_Antelope_116 - 1 month
|
|NSFW:::::: Cutting!!!! Haven’t done so in years though
|u/MamaWoolsey - 1 month
|
|Good for you, I’m proud of you! Keep that shit up!
|u/Elegant_Antelope_116 - 1 month
|
|Thank you :) I appreciate the good vibes. You get it 🖤
|u/Cate-H - 1 month
|
|Not to be "emo" or cliché, but simply cutting myself with a sharp
|razor. I haven't done it in a while, but i sometimes get an itch for
|the satisfaction it brings. Can't describe it. Also, not really a
|pain, but pulling out ingrown hairs, too.
|u/SteadfastEnd - 1 month
|
|As a soccer goalkeeper, the best feeling is the stinging pain when a
|ball hits your arm or hands hard, but you know it meant that you kept
|the opposing player's shot out of the goal.
|u/2ID11B - 1 month
|
|12 miles, under 3 hours, 35lb ruck IYKYK
|u/KneeDragr - 1 month
|
|I was having this itch in my nose for a few days, I could feel
|something in there. Finally I looked inside my nose and there was this
|really thick nose hair originating way deep in my nose, couldn’t even
|see where it started. So I grabbed it with tweezers and plucked it! Wow
|did it sting! It was super thick at the base, like a whisker. Felt so
|much better to not have it in my nose, so worth it.
|u/SmolderingPhant - 1 month
|
|when your eye is itchy and you rub it uncontrollably
|u/gregarioussparrow - 1 month
|
|Being bitten, a lot, semi hardish, during sex.
|u/Strike-Intelligent - 1 month
|
|getting a bad tooth pulled, ranks up there
|u/kaloonzu - 1 month
|
|Had a cystic zit in my ear. Couldn't get in to see an ENT. It felt like
|someone had jammed a knife into the side of my head. I finally
|couldn't take it anymore. I got out my travel sized nail file,
|sterilized it in alcohol, heated it up over a flame, and placed it onto
|the swollen area. Forced the zit to pop and pus oozed out of my ear.
|Was absolute agony for 3-4 seconds, but then the pain I'd been
|experiencing for 8 days was gone.
|u/Comfortable-Pea2445 - 1 month
|
|Busting a nut after my circumscicion
|u/DrHydrate - 1 month
|
|Did you do it too soon after the surgery?
|u/thrax_mador - 1 month
|
|The pump. You lift so intensely your body feels full and stiff. Your
|skin feels tight like it might split. You feel exhausted and wired at
|the same time.  And you feel like a goddamn Tyrannosaurus.  I’ve got
|there a few times but I had to exercise so hard I thought I would
|almost vomit. It’s glorious. 
|u/WheresFlatJelly - 1 month
|
|Stomach flu; my broken leg after two surgries was still hurting bad so
|the stomach flu was a nice break
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|pain that calms another haha
|u/bread93096 - 1 month
|
|I had a blister on my finger for about 2 months, I think a piece of
|glass got under the skin. It was very annoying because I was constantly
|bumping it on things, I tried many times to pop it but it wasn’t ripe
|enough. Eventually the foreign body dissolved and it grew large enough
|to pop … it hurt so bad, but the satisfaction of being rid of it was
|priceless.
|u/AmusedGravityCat - 1 month
|
|Sodomy?
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
|
|I love the question mark after the word 😂
|u/AmusedGravityCat - 1 month
|
|😂😅 Woops. lol
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
|
|I mean if it’s a question, then I know quite a few people who
|would answer yes
|u/AmusedGravityCat - 1 month
|
|I only have experience with butt plugs, but have been with
|people who enjoyed anal. But my unit is like the size of a baby
|pickle so I doubt there was any pain involved. But otherwise I
|can get where you're coming from 😂
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
|
|Ain’t nothing wrong with a baby pickle, my friend. Especially
|when that’s where you’re sticking it. 😜
|u/AmusedGravityCat - 1 month
|
|😅 I suppose that's a valid point. But it's been like 15
|years. lol
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
|
|I didn’t enjoy anal until I was with a partner with what
|one might consider a smaller member. I mean it’s still
|not my fave but it was the first time I was like
|ohhhhhhhh so it doesn’t have to make me feel like crying?
|Cool cool 😂
|u/Hairy-Opposite5411 - 1 month
|
|ripping off sunburn skin 
|u/NastyChickBabe - 1 month
|
|The pain of struggles in making your aspirations coming to reality.
|u/scrappleallday - 1 month
|
|The release of pressure from mastitis when I would first turn on the
|breast pump. The pressure in my boobs was intense. The pump was
|heavenly painful.
|u/doodle-java - 1 month
|
|Removing ingrown toenail
|u/Individual-Army811 - 1 month
|
|I came here to say this.
|u/firstgen59 - 1 month
|
|Beat me to this one
|u/Remote_Ad9029 - 1 month
|
|I had a clogged milk duct while breastfeeding my daughter. It was so
|painful but when it finally cleared after my baby latched on just
|right, the relief was immediate and it was the best feeling ever.
|u/Thee-lorax- - 1 month
|
|Shaving my legs with my epilator. I think the feeling of the hair being
|pulled out is relieving.
|u/TheLobitzz - 1 month
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|The pain you feel when you use a massage chair.
|u/Icameforthenachos - 1 month
|
|Strangely enough; tattoos are a satisfying pain to me.
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|I don't think it's strange... haha ​​many think the same
|u/GirlyHoudini - 1 month
|
|Tats :)
|u/Midohoodaz - 1 month
|
|Quitting smoking
|u/sofilopezof - 1 month
|
|It's something I would like to do... did you help yourself with any
|medication?
|u/sightlab - 1 month
|
|CBT administered by a guy who really, REALLY knew what he was doing and
|certainly felt neither guilt not limitations. I'm not explaining CBT in
|this context on a family-friendly website, and it's not cognitive
|behavioral therapy.
|u/Huge_Association_917 - 1 month
|
|Reddit is *not* a family-friendly website
|u/theverbalemp - 1 month
|
|Having had a partner who enjoyed this from me, I did see the
|satisfaction on his face 😁
|u/NoelloeN - 1 month
|
|The pain on your abs after a good day at the gym. The body ache after
|you've won a football match.
|u/IGotAFatRooster - 1 month
|
|I love the pain of doing extremely intense cardio.
|u/negativeyoda - 1 month
|
|a certain level of ache after a good workout
|u/arturoriveraf - 1 month
|
|My first time snowboarding
|u/OolongPeachTea - 1 month
|
|Laying on cold sheets the first day after a sunburn. It definitely
|hurts but in a kind of warm and soothing way as your body is still
|cooking. The days after hurt in a bad way though so I don't recommend.
|u/DiegoArmandoConfusao - 1 month
|
|When your lady is jacking you hard and she pulls it back too hard and
|it kinda hurts but also feels good.
|u/Thebigpicture42 - 1 month
|
|Reseting my shoulder after dislocations.
|u/jacd03 - 1 month
|
|I enjoy how my body aches when i have the flu. You know, always trying
|to make the best out of any situation i guess lol.
|u/wetlettuce42 - 1 month
|
|Cracking knuckles
|u/Responsible-Fig-3975 - 1 month
|
|Losing everything high stakes gambling..the moments before fear of
|future kicks in it's almost euphoric relief of not having to chase just
|for few moments..not having to think of getting rich
|u/NaturalFLNative - 1 month
|
|Having a syringe needle sinking several inches deep into my piriformis
|muscle, searing pain radiating through me with every millimeter
|deeperit went. The agony was intense as every part of the area was
|extremely inflamed until the medication began to flow. Then, like a
|balm for my suffering, it brought the sweetest, most profound relief,
|washing away the pain in a moment of pure, blissful release.
|u/ALA02 - 1 month
|
|When your ears/nose are all congested, and you get that sudden release
|of pressure that sorta hurts but in a glorious kind of way
|u/Impressive-Dog13 - 1 month
|
|Caught my wife cheating. The guy confronted me and said, “what you
|gonna do”. My hand and foot were in a cast for six glorious weeks.
|u/WOOBNIT - 1 month
|
|Popping ant bite blisters
|u/wawaboy - 1 month
|
|Revenge
|u/ImPretendingToCare - 1 month
|
|pulling my bottom lip. kinda like stretching it
|u/sopranosforpandas - 1 month
|
|Being bitten on my ears and neck. Perhaps because they're my erogenous
|zones, but the harder the better.
|u/kjdecathlete22 - 1 month
|
|The pump
|u/MentalDefects - 1 month
|
|My first tattoo.
|u/West-Buy-7899 - 1 month
|
|I had sciatic nerve pain. Swimming twice a day and doing short
|exercise bursts in between took that pain away. The occasional sore or
|other pain felt like nothing
|u/elle_croix - 1 month
|
|Being spanked 🫢
|u/mydailyself - 1 month
|
|Acupuncture 💕along with cupping.
|u/Ok-Sprinkles2083 - 1 month
|
|Tattoos
|u/DontTestDeanna - 1 month
|
|Getting a good spanking after acting like a brat lolol
|u/Vague-anomaly - 1 month
|
|Yes, this one! I’ve upped my brat game= more spankings 
|u/LaundryAnarchist - 1 month
|
|Tattoos🫠 I love the way they feel and if I could afford it, I'd have a
|LOT more than I do
|u/Ok-noway - 1 month
|
|Same. I love the feeling - I fall asleep every time. Only have a few
|for the same reason - cost. I really don’t know how people afford all
|the tattoos they have! I wish I was a tattoo artist’s muse and they
|would just use my body as their canvas lol
|u/LaundryAnarchist - 1 month
|
|The good ones are sooo expensive! I should setiously start a tattoo
|savings account one of these years lol. But omg to be a muse for
|someone who doesn't suck at tattooing would be amazing! I'd
|buy/bring my own needles and ink, just color me!! Lol
|u/Purlz1st - 1 month
|
|Getting tattooed
|u/Stillwater215 - 1 month
|
|When you have a part of your back that needs to crack, but won’t. And
|then when you finally manage to force it to crack, it hurts like hell
|for a second, but then it’s just relief in the best way.
|u/TearEnvironmental368 - 1 month
|
|I once had a molar with an abscess. The pain was so bad I was rolled up
|in the fetal position. Went to an emergency dentist who proceeded to
|drill a hole in the tooth to relieve the pressure. Holy shit was that a
|relief.
|u/punkcoon - 1 month
|
|The last push while giving birth.
|u/Lana_SillyBanana - 1 month
|
|My friend pluck my leg hair with a tweezers. 😂
|u/Wshngfshg - 1 month
|
|Pushing out a Big one!
|u/DeathsAngels10 - 1 month
|
|The first time I self harmed :/ I've never gotten the same feeling but
|still trying.
|u/fsuman110 - 1 month
|
|Back in middle school, I looked forward to the dull throbbing pain
|after getting my braces tightened.
|u/wizkatrina - 1 month
|
|Getting a tattoo
|u/Icy-Independent-6789 - 1 month
|
|When you have a mouth ulcer and you keep touching it with your tongue
|omg hurts so bad but I always do it
|u/pinkflamingo399 - 1 month
|
|I was holding in the gas during my clonoscopy as I was shy and i felt
|the pressure building as they kept going, it got to a point where I
|felt I would explode but it was a weird sensation like you are pooping
|and you need to let it go or something will blow. All 3 doctors
|started shouting at me to just let go as they could see me visibly in
|agony and I did, i can't explain it any better than that i was just
|immensely relieved. Get sedated if you ever get one. You'll just have
|long ass farts when you wake up.
|u/Trymuti - 1 month
|
|You are very brave for having a colonoscopy without anesthesia.
|u/pinkflamingo399 - 1 month
|
|Funny you say that, I was given gas and was looking forward to
|having it but was too distracted from the experience that I forgot
|to use it even when reminded. I have trigeminal neuralgia, endo
|and adeno so I'm used to pain luckily. I'd probably advise others
|to not do that though, as you can blow your colon by keeping the
|gas in during the procedure.
|u/Trymuti - 1 month
|
|I was about to have a colonoscopy recently, but I can't sit on
|that table in that position with my eyes open -NO WAY- So I was
|going to have it done while unconscious. Anyway, I've decided not
|to do it anymore :D
|u/pinkflamingo399 - 1 month
|
|If you need it, you probably should get it! I'd honestly do it
|with gas again just because of how long it takes with the
|anaesthetic and the fact you're stuck there until you get some
|farts out 😂
|u/Trymuti - 1 month
|
|But you wouldn't have known because you would have been
|asleep 😂
|u/pinkflamingo399 - 1 month
|
|But you'll be stuck in hospital a little longer before and
|after being awake 😣 I just hate hospitals 😂
|u/Trymuti - 1 month
|
|But it would cause less trauma😂😂
|u/pinkflamingo399 - 1 month
|
|That's a good point there 🙄🤔
|u/finesherbes - 1 month
|
|I got three subdermal anchors in the back of my neck. These are
|piercings where they remove a bit of flesh with a dermal punch, and
|install a metal implant. It's a tab with a threaded post where you add
|the jewelry, and little holes for your flesh to grow through the tab
|and hold it in place. I had taken two tabs of acid when my friend asked
|me if I want to accompany her to the piercing shop. She was a nurse and
|I knew she would find a super reputable place, so my dumb ass decided
|to get the most intense piercing available on the spur of the moment.
|Craziest sensation I ever felt in my life and I fucking LOVED it. Would
|not recommend unless you are extremely experienced with both piercings
|and drugs, but goddamn I would do it again in a heartbeat
|u/teqq_at - 1 month
|
|My father let a full bucket with water fall on his feet before cursing
|me out that I could not lift it at 10 years old. I know, it was his
|pain, but you know... satisfying.
|u/Lonely_voyager25 - 1 month
|
|taking a deep shit after eating two bowls of spicy hot ramen. Worth it
|every time.
|u/schwarzmalerin - 1 month
|
|Physically, drilling your fingernail into a mosquito bite. Mentally,
|my entire body being one muscle sore after I started lifting at the
|machines. Couldn't lift my arms. That felt like a big victory. (Lasted
|only 2 days so that's fine.)
|u/gosdog_ - 1 month
|
|The after cramp, very painful at first but when it goes away you feel
|blessed
|u/VeinPerve - 1 month
|
|Spraying athletes foot spray on a flare up. Stings like nothing else
|but the itching disappears instantly!
|u/Queef_Muscle - 1 month
|
|Does that spray really work? I used a bunch of stuff. That never
|worked for me. I started spraying my feet twice a day with white
|vinegar and a couple of drops of scented oil (cuz i didn't want to
|smell like a salad all day) and it eventually cleared up. Of course
|you changed your socks every day. But if I knew that, It would have
|made my childhood so much better!
|u/VeinPerve - 1 month
|
|It works for me. Not sure if it's one of those things that works
|for some people and not others though! I go through so many socks
|haha
|u/Haley_Tha_Demon - 1 month
|
|I have had some really tough mental struggles lately and i accidentally
|grabbed a hot handle on a pan that just came out of the oven. I felt my
|skin come off with handle and it felt like daggers going into my
|fingers and palms and it felt so much better than the mental anguish I
|am going through, I was enjoying the pain as it kept creeping back as
|the ice melted and needed to cool it down again and then it just
|stopped hurting, I guess the nerves died all at once or something. Nice
|2nd degree burns, it wasn't as bad as I thought.
|u/Strange_Stage1311 - 1 month
|
|That feeling where you can tell something is about to pop and then it
|does.
|u/TheLastOuroboros - 1 month
|
|Tattoos
|u/cfresh12 - 1 month
|
|Finishing a marathon
|u/EastAd7676 - 1 month
|
|Either tattoo or going to my chiropractor for a pinched nerve in my
|back. That satisfying crack with the pain that hurts so good…
|u/DreaDreamer - 1 month
|
|The day after my first taekwondo class after getting the all clear for
|my broken ankle. Never been so happy to be sore.
|u/Larrysnothere_today - 1 month
|
|Splitting my foot open.
|u/VictorAnichebend - 1 month
|
|Getting in the bath covered in sun burn
|u/myneighborsasshole - 1 month
|
|Constipation
|u/the_topiary - 1 month
|
|Pulling all the packing out of my nose after I had a sinus operation.
|Before, it felt so congested and heavy. During, it hurt like hell.
|Afterwards it was like I could smell the universe and my skull weighed
|half of what it did before.
|u/Rare-Detail-7177 - 1 month
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|Tattoos
|u/catgirl_1983 - 1 month
|
|Childbirth
|u/Vast_Inevitable9281 - 1 month
|
|The finishing touches on a 6 hour long tattoo
|u/FixergirlAK - 1 month
|
|Being tattooed.
|u/Charlie_NLG - 1 month
|
|Running hot water then cold water on my poison ivy rash.
|u/northernwind01 - 1 month
|
|Tattoo
|u/Code_Loco - 1 month
|
|Learning how to walk again after tiring my ACL. The pain made me laugh
|and cried
|u/Kitosaki - 1 month
|
|Getting my nuts squeezed. It’s magical. Definitely some wires loose in
|my head, I think. 🤔
|u/OneOldBear - 1 month
|
|Passing a kidney stone.
|u/nbeet221212 - 1 month
|
|tattoooooooos. they do something to my nervous system, man.
|u/Anna_Namoose - 1 month
|
|Getting half of a broken impacted wisdom tooth removed. It hurts, but
|the relief outweighed it by a metric ton
|u/Waste_Science - 1 month
|
|Charlie horse to wake you up, but the wonderful relief when it's all
|over
|u/Implicit_Hwyteness - 1 month
|
|When you pull or almost pull a muscle doing something and then get all
|stiff sleeping overnight, that first stretch when you loosen up a bit
|the next day.
|u/GruffaloStance - 1 month
|
|400 meter dash, provided that I win.
|u/FormerAnn - 1 month
|
|Pulling a tooth
|u/GodlySharing - 1 month
|
|Pain of working out
|u/PeachyPaddlefish - 1 month
|
|Getting out an ingrown toenail. Don’t try this at home folks.
|u/Brilliantlytune - 1 month
|
|Flogging
|u/Curious-Desk9489 - 1 month
|
|Tattoos.
|u/Schmuck1138 - 1 month
|
|Popped some sort of abscess on my leg, that I swear I could feel it
|moving around in its own. Popped it and lots of yellow and grainy pus
|came out. It hurt but felt utterly amazing.
|u/SoftPresent765 - 1 month
|
|Angel wings
|u/Kindly-Plankton2279 - 1 month
|
|My penis had a lil cut under the head i jerked off and it was so
|pleasurably painful
|u/PretendAd8598 - 1 month
|
|Having an infected tooth pulled.
|u/amberShade2 - 1 month
|
|Putting my shoulder back in after dislocations.
|u/HonnyBrown - 1 month
|
|The pain I get 2 days after I work out.
|u/Silent_and_Smelly - 1 month
|
|physical therapy. hurts soooo bad but so much relief after.
|u/ChronicCrimson420 - 1 month
|
|When I get a big bruise on my arm or leg and I press on them it hurts
|but feels so good at the same time
|u/DEFALTJ2C - 1 month
|
|Scolding hot water on itchy bug bites/athlete's foot in the shower
|u/Ragingsquism - 1 month
|
|Braces. The pain meant it was working!
|u/Pomelo-Visual - 1 month
|
|Having children
|u/Kevesse - 1 month
|
|Water on the knee drained after dr insisted it wouldn’t hurt. It was
|the right lie to say.
|u/ReaverRogue - 1 month
|
|OP is a porn account trying to farm karma so they can increase their
|visibility.
|u/johnnyblaze1999 - 1 month
|
|The pain after working out and the next day. It reminds me of my
|progress
|u/Natural20Twenty - 1 month
|
|Having to pee so very bad. That it just hurts holding it in. Then you
|finally get to the washroom, or outside bush, and just letter rip
|u/jellopudnpops - 1 month
|
|A painful break up, but when the bandaid was pulled, I slept incredible
|that night.
|u/Cloaca_7yay - 1 month
|
|This is how you become a cenobyte.
|u/johnno90 - 1 month
|
|I love pulling my own teeth out
|u/Neko-chiliocosm - 1 month
|
|There was this one time where I had this really bad back pain, like
|barely stand and walk kinda pain. I grabbed a thick pillow and rolled
|it up then played on it with it placed just below my shoulders and My
|God, the tension was both relieving and intense I was seeing stars.
|u/Minute_Diet_8902 - 1 month
|
|Pulling out an ingrown toenail 😩
|u/GreatMacGuffin - 1 month
|
|Resetting a broken bone.
|u/ObjectiveCurve1390 - 1 month
|
|When she squeezesy balls
|u/Suspicious-Insect-18 - 1 month
|
|During a massage, getting a really bad muscle knot released.
|u/Immediate-Sun5031 - 1 month
|
|Candle wax falling and instantly cooling on my skin 🕯️
|u/DubiousMoth152 - 1 month
|
|I can pop my middle back in about 4 different spots all at once when I
|stretch. That pain
|u/Independent-Bike8810 - 1 month
|
|Taking out baby teeth
|u/HamsterSmuggler92 - 1 month
|
|Sometimes I bend my fingers until they crack, it’s painful but when I
|feel they have one more crack left in them and I don’t stop until I
|hear it. Very painful but rewarding.
|u/Bubbly_Direction872 - 1 month
|
|Tattoo
|u/bravesgeek - 1 month
|
|When they find the last canal in a root canal.
|u/sweepingsally - 1 month
|
|Electrolysis! Hurts like a bitch, but knowing you’ll be hair free
|afterwards is so satisfying! Worth every minute of the pain!
|u/Insectshelf3 - 1 month
|
|roughly 60 seconds after getting my dislocated shoulder re-set.
|u/Fullthrottle- - 1 month
|
|Removing a sliver! Extreme pain to instant relief.
|u/TacitusCallahan1899 - 1 month
|
|I had my arm popped back in the socket once.
|u/fluffioso - 1 month
|
|Ingrown nails that kinda gets infected but when you cut that sob off
|and squeeze the puss out omg such a great feeling.
|u/Jessa_013 - 1 month
|
|Walking away from a five year toxic relationship.
|u/pleasant-obsession - 1 month
|
|Tattoos
|u/witterpated - 1 month
|
|Seeing my divorce finalized by the judge.
|u/I_Cant_Alphabet - 1 month
|
|I give myself calf cramps on purpose because I like the tight feeling
|and watching my muscle spasm brings me joy for some reason
|u/Srry4theGonaria - 1 month
|
|Anything that you sit with for a long time. You get used to the pain,
|and when it's gone you're like "I had no idea I was that miserable for
|so long. This is amazing."
|u/SeriousData2271 - 1 month
|
|Cupping by my acupuncturist
|u/Legion357 - 1 month
|
|Removing a very, very large splinter from your foot
|u/Jealous_Hall4019 - 1 month
|
|BITING MY HAND BECAUSE THE ITCH SO DEEP
|u/Adventurous-Emu8071 - 1 month
|
|Having too full of a stomach after a big meal. Especially the food coma
|nap afterwards
|u/captain_Marbles4 - 1 month
|
|Getting staples
|u/Sharzzy_ - 1 month
|
|Sanitizer on a scratch
|u/unseentides - 1 month
|
|Getting a memorial tattoo for my dad.
|u/Joyma - 1 month
|
|I got a tattoo and he had to do two sessions about a week apart. I was
|so incredibly itchy I just wanted to scrape the skin off and that
|second session was the most euphoric pain ever. Imagine getting to
|safely jab little needles into the worst biggest surface area itch
|you’ve ever had for hours. It felt so good
|u/DisturbingDaffy - 1 month
|
|Pulling a shard of broken glass from my index fingertip. It was lodged
|straight in so I couldn’t tell how deep it was. I didn’t even have to
|go to the hospital. Felt good.
|u/Winter_Soil_3857 - 1 month
|
|I've always liked wrestling it can really hurt especially jumping from
|a ladder but it also feels so great with the adrenaline from it
|u/SomethingAboutSunday - 1 month
|
|Satisfying pain? Where did the bad man touch you, bro?
|u/Brewski0809 - 1 month
|
|Dupuytren's Contracture release
|u/thikku - 1 month
|
|Giving birth to my son 🥰
|u/Agitated-Quit-6148 - 1 month
|
|Breaking three of the fingers on my left hand after cracking a dudes
|jaw after we saw him slap a girl at the bar.
|u/_From_dust - 1 month
|
|Running scalding hot water over a poison ivy rash
|u/Maleficent_Scale_296 - 1 month
|
|I don’t have a big one, but scratching the scab off a mosquito bite
|hurts so good.
|u/MajorRico155 - 1 month
|
|Ripping off that annoying hang nail with minimal bleedih
|u/Freya_007 - 1 month
|
|Muscle stretching, especially if you didn't it for a long time
|u/Mangtac - 1 month
|
|Had really bad eczema when I was younger. I would get literal cracks
|and crevices on my feet, hands, etc. My favourite thing at the end of
|the day was to use a sewing needle and pick the sock lint out of the
|bottom of my feet. I would soak my feet in water and dig through my
|skin to get it out. Painful, but very rewarding lol
|u/ChoppingOnionsForYou - 1 month
|
|When you put tincture of iodine on that open sore. That just feels so
|good to me!
|u/lasuva - 1 month
|
|Flossing
|u/ninjab33z - 1 month
|
|Once had an infection build up in my gum, the presure built up enough
|that i managed to pop it. Probably not good for me but it was the most
|satisfying pain i'd felt.
|u/roji007 - 1 month
|
|I had uveitis (an eye infection) and the medicine ended up clogging all
|of the pores in my eye. Starting around 10:00 PM I started having eye
|pain, by the next morning it felt like my eye was going to explode. I
|went to the eye doctor who opened a hole in my eye with a laser. I’m
|sure it would usually hurt having a laser shoot a hole there, but the
|water pouring out of my eyeball immediately relieved the other pain.
|u/PlasmidEve - 1 month
|
|A month or so ago I ripped out a piece of my toenail that left it
|jagged. Over the course of a few days it became mildly infected and
|started to hurt.  I refused to go back to the podiatrist so I stuck a
|nail down the edge of my toe to raise the jag, after that I used a pair
|of toenail pliers to pull the whole piece out at the root. It felt so
|good when it came out. 
|u/save_us_catman - 1 month
|
|When your muscles are sore and someone give you a massage the pain is
|so good during and after
|u/filmmakindan - 1 month
|
|Cutting open a thing behind my nipple
|u/N_S_Gaming - 1 month
|
|Love bites. I love feeling the marks on my shoulders later~
|u/Cool_Runnings143 - 1 month
|
|Anal sex? 😅
|u/N_S_Gaming - 1 month
|
|My bf spanking me. I'm kinky.
|u/inotman - 1 month
|
|Yanking out the ingrown toenail
|u/Quirky-Implement5694 - 1 month
|
|I hate bug bites. Some years ago I learned that I can cut into the bite
|and it hurts like he'll but it's so rewarding because I can put the
|antibacterial cream on it and the itching basically stops
|u/GroundbreakingGoal44 - 1 month
|
|Removing an ingrown toenail
|u/Greertrc1965 - 1 month
|
|Getting a tooth taking out.
|u/kklug24 - 1 month
|
|Getting my left side affected shoulder to pop the other day. I had a
|stroke, so I can't move my left side independently very well. I had
|too roll into it, but it was so satisfying, now if I could get the hip
|to do it, that would be amazing.
|u/Embarrassed_Ad1722 - 1 month
|
|Cutting the toenails of my big toes when the corners are digging into
|the skin. The pain from those is so weird but the relief after is like
|nothing else.
|u/tokoloshe_noms_toes - 1 month
|
|Getting piercings
|u/Leading_Concert_1042 - 1 month
|
|When you want to check the reason of a bad feeling and the test has
|succeeded.
|u/1Cubbiesfan - 1 month
|
|When I was younger I dislocated my wrist playing tennis. It popped
|right back in to place on its own. Worst pain ever followed by
|immediate relief
|u/npisme - 1 month
|
|Turning my fractured ankle back the direction it was supposed to be
|facing.
|u/Definitely_obvious - 1 month
|
|Self “surgery” removing an ingrown toenail. Thing hurt like an absolute
|bitch with every step I took. Got some nail clippers and went to town
|until pus and blood and relief came gushing out of my toe.
|u/Lateapexer - 1 month
|
|I rolled over 5 times in an open wheel race car Everything hurt. But
|everything moved. I was not seriously injured or paralyzed.
|u/Against_Brainwashing - 1 month
|
|Muscle soreness, directly after working out at the gym.
|u/Arrielala - 1 month
|
|Putting salt on a canker sore
|u/MisterMakeYaMumCum - 1 month
|
|I jammed my finger in a metal door when I was a kid and it swelled up
|and was just a giant ball of pain on my finger. A week after it’s still
|throbbing in pain when out of nowhere it just burst and blood came out
|but the relief after was amazing
|u/DontWreckYosef - 1 month
|
|Taking a MASSIVE shit
|u/TheStateOfAlaska - 1 month
|
|Popping my bunion joints
|u/ZealousidealDog4207 - 1 month
|
|I once got a ridiculously bad case of poison ivy on my forearms after
|doing hours of some very foolish yard work. A week or 2 in, after it
|all scaled up… the heat from a scalding hot shower + a hard scrub brush
|was the only thing that would relieve the itch, because it replaced the
|itch with pain. Sweet, glorious pain.
|u/julio420ignacius - 1 month
|
|Tooth extraction and tattoos
|u/AvidMediaComposer - 1 month
|
|I used to have an anxious habit of picking my baby toenails completely
|off! It hurt so good! Happy to report my anxiety is better and my
|toenails are a-ok.
|u/MesWantooth - 1 month
|
|If I ever spend a good amount of time bent over, say walking in a crawl
|space or examining items on a bottom shelf for a couple of
|minutes...and then I immediately lie on my back, I feel a rush that is
|immediately painful but it feels like relief - like I'm undoing muscle
|tension...
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