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|u/iDontRememberCorn - 1 month |
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|Well of course it will be safe, flight attendants are well trained |
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|safety personnel. |
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|u/AntonChekov1 - 1 month |
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|And pilots are highly trained professionals that strive to ensure a |
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|safe and pleasant flight |
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|u/bags422 - 1 month |
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|“Guys! There’s a Turkish Shooter on board!” |
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|u/datazulu - 1 month |
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|"If you see some terries trying to get froggy, you should: A - |
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|Fireboard those mother jammers B - Hypothetical them in the |
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|clavicle C - Draxx them sklounst" |
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|u/Dobako - 1 month |
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|Draxx. Them. Sklounst. |
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|u/AntonChekov1 - 1 month |
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|If my mom heard someone scream that on board a flight ... she'd |
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|probably not do anything.... because like what can you do? |
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|u/I_cut_my_own_jib - 1 month |
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|He's definitely the Air Marshal |
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|u/KamakaziDemiGod - 1 month |
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|I thought he's the Air Pistol Marshal |
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|u/foxwebslingermulder - 1 month |
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|I think he's wearing the same outfit that he competed in lol |
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|u/Picklefac3 - 1 month |
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|Gotta milk the fame till everyone forgets about it |
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|u/Moke_Smith - 1 month |
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|No way, he's in the Pantheon with Charlie Bit My Finger and the |
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|TechnoViking. |
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|u/freerangetacos - 1 month |
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|Yup, right next to Jaegerbombs and Boxxy. |
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|u/WhiskeyTangoFoxy - 1 month |
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|Dude doesn’t even pack shooting glasses and you think he brought |
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|multiple outfits? |
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|u/foxwebslingermulder - 1 month |
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|🤣 |
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|u/justin_memer - 1 month |
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|They allow him to carry a gun, or..? |
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|u/ablack9000 - 1 month |
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|If only you knew what this guy can casually turn into a gun with |
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|common airplane items, he’d be on the no fly list. |
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|u/justin_memer - 1 month |
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|Keep straws and napkins away from this man at all costs! |
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|u/drillbit7 - 1 month |
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|He's retired now so probably not. He was a sergeant major/master |
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|sergeant in their militarized national police service (Gendarmerie). |
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|u/2_Sheds_Jackson - 1 month |
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|It makes me happy that he is embracing this moment. HIs fame will be |
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|fleeting, so every little bit brightens my day. |
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|u/series-hybrid - 1 month |
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|As Rafsanjani stepped onto the plane to find his seat, he saw out of the |
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|corner of his eye a strangely familiar face. He blinked. No, it couldn't |
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|be. Maybe it was just someone who looked similar... But no, it was |
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|*him*. Rafsanjani had picked the wrong plane to hijack... |
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|u/Amazing-Treat-8706 - 1 month |
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|“So then after we landed, we fucked.” -stewardess |
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|u/FocalorLucifuge - 1 month |
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|You're delusional. No way she waited. |
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|u/spacejam999 - 1 month |
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|Make him the next James Bond villain, or the next James Bond |
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|u/KamakaziDemiGod - 1 month |
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|He's too likable to be a Bond villain, and he's too suave, charismatic |
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|and cool to be Bond . . . |
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|u/Plus_Touch_8746 - 1 month |
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|👍🏻👍🏻 |
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|u/EngineeringDevil - 1 month |
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|ARE YOU SURE? COULD BE A BOEING PLANE |
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|u/Whitworth - 1 month |
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|This guy is experiencing a polar opposite meme life than Ray Gunn. |
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|u/kanrad - 1 month |
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|Or the "break dancing" lady. |
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|u/tucker_case - 1 month |
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|silver fox medal > gold medal |
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|u/Space2345 - 1 month |
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|They gave him real silver otherwise he would give them lead. |
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|u/Bunnnnii - 1 month |
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|I love that he’s having this moment. So happy for him |
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|u/Sieze5 - 1 month |
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|Air Marshall mode activated. |
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|u/BloodyRightToe - 1 month |
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|Or that diplomat sitting next you that just left for the toilet isn't |
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|coming back any time soon. |
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|u/cfranek - 1 month |
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|132 people got on the plane. According to records, only 131 got off. |
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|u/JJNEWJJ - 1 month |
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|Turkish Liam Neeson |
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|u/Jeri_Shea - 1 month |
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|My honest first reaction. "Is that Aunt Martha from Sleepaway camp or |
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|something?" |
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|u/useridhere - 1 month |
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|But wait, where’s his ginger cat? |
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|u/No-Excitement6473 - 1 month |
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|It’s gonna be a Turkey shoot!! |
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|u/Zornocology - 1 month |
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|But did he get the dog back? |
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|u/Unique_Midnight_1789 - 1 month |
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|Hol up. He got SILVER?! WHO THE FUCK GOT GOLD!? |
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|u/jeffinRTP - 1 month |
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|Who? Probably know the name but not the face. |
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|u/L25M - 1 month |
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|He got second place in the Olympics shooting and has been everywhere |
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|over the internet. Yusuf Dikec Is his name |
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|u/jeffinRTP - 1 month |
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|The guy from Turkey against the South Korea? |
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|u/Amazing-Treat-8706 - 1 month |
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|Yes |
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|u/tenehemia - 1 month |
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|They were competing in different events. The memes were just |
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|comparing them because their visual style was so constrasting. |
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|u/leomickey - 1 month |
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|Am I the only person that doesn’t know who this guy is?!? |
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|u/2_Sheds_Jackson - 1 month |
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|Yes |
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|u/seoulbrutha - 1 month |
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|Not really, no. The kinds of guns that Olympians use vs the kind |
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|designed for combat use are worlds apart. Not to mention that the |
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|techniques involved in using both types of guns in their intended roles |
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|are about as similar as making pottery vs. scuba diving. |
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|u/sandozguineapig - 1 month |
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|He feels like he can’t change his shirt, but knows nobody will ever say |
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|anything about the stench |
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|u/Spirited-Fun6447 - 1 month |
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|Lmaoooo commonL |
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