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iTO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,	fake	(NULL)	0
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iI regret to inform you that you have been named as	fake	(NULL)	0
ia possible cyber-sexual partner of someone who has	fake	(NULL)	0
itested positive for the ATTICS (Affliction Transmitted	fake	(NULL)	0
iThrough Internet Chat Sex) virus. It would benifit	fake	(NULL)	0
iyou to be tested and/or treated for this disease.	fake	(NULL)	0
iATTICS is highly contagious and can be spread	fake	(NULL)	0
iby a simple "f@ck you" or "muuuuaaaahhhhh".	fake	(NULL)	0
iIt appears to be predominent in WebTV users	fake	(NULL)	0
ibut has been detected in the PC community.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iAmusing as this may sound this is no laughing matter!	fake	(NULL)	0
iATTICS is a mainly psychological disorder but can	fake	(NULL)	0
ifester into physical ailments if not treated. You will	fake	(NULL)	0
ibe provided with a list of symptoms, if you have any	fake	(NULL)	0
iof these contact this office and forward this notice	fake	(NULL)	0
ito all your cyber-sexual contacts!	fake	(NULL)	0
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iThe following is a list of symptoms, onset of these	fake	(NULL)	0
isymptoms may be immediate or may remain undetected	fake	(NULL)	0
ifor years. PLEASE do not ignore these warning signs!	fake	(NULL)	0
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iKEYBOARD COURAGE:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe threatening of another chatter for no logical reason.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iWOOHOO:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe uncontrollable urge to say wooooohoooooo to anything	fake	(NULL)	0
ithat may be deemed sexual in nature (may be a result of	fake	(NULL)	0
ioveractive woohoormones).	fake	(NULL)	0
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iHOLIDAY INN-hibition:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe need to take someone to a private room.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iP.T.P.U.D. (POST TRAMATIC POP UP DISORDER):	fake	(NULL)	0
iHeavy reliance on popups.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iHORIZONTAL RETNAL SCAN:	fake	(NULL)	0
iInability to read anything that doesn't scroll up.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iLOSS OF FINGERNAILS.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iBEDPAN COMPLEX:	fake	(NULL)	0
iHaving a bucket next to the TV for human waste.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iCYBER TERRETTS SYNDROME:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe random shouting of obscenities every time the phone	fake	(NULL)	0
irings.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iRED EYE: Elimiination of any whites from the eye.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iVIRTUAL SPEED:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe ability to make 2 lunches, fold a load of laundry,	fake	(NULL)	0
igo pee, and put in a video, before your last comment	fake	(NULL)	0
ileaves the screen.	fake	(NULL)	0
i	fake	(NULL)	0
iSLEEP APATHY:	fake	(NULL)	0
iGoing without sleep to chat.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iCYBER ANNOREXIA:	fake	(NULL)	0
iGoing without food to chat.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iSYMBOLIC DSYLEXIA:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe use of initials instead of words ie.:	fake	(NULL)	0
iLMAO=LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iNIC IDENTITY CRISIS:	fake	(NULL)	0
iThe adoption of a nic as a second name.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iIf you encounter any of these symptoms feel free	fake	(NULL)	0
ito contact me.	fake	(NULL)	0
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iTHANKS FOR YOUR TIME,	fake	(NULL)	0
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iDr. Pete O. Fender Internet Board of Disease Control	fake	(NULL)	0
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