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ERROR 444 - OFF LINE!!!! |
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This is the Final Page of the Internet! |
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Congratulations! The Internet has ended here at this place! |
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Everything here is an end point and a destination. You found |
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this place! Here is the end of all your philosophical, life, |
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religious and other searches in the Internet! There is simply |
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nothing further. Dead end! There will be no more new links, |
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backlinks, banners, broken links, spam, stupid pictures, |
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idiotic stories, pornography and the rest of the garbage by |
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civilization. This is the answer to all your questions. And |
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that answer is here in the end of internet! |
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Due to reaching the last page of the internet, try the |
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following actions: |
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1) Turn on the television and watch cartoons, an action |
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movie, a detective show, a TV series on DVD, or just catch |
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up on cable news; |
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2) Turn on the radio and listen to a somekind station; |
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3) Finally, finish reading that unread book! |
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4) Call your parents, relatives, friends, or colleagues; |
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5) Have a beer, coffee, vodka, tea, or whatever you prefer; |
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6) After reading this text, turn off your pc or smartphone |
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and go take care of your health! |
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7) Sequentially disconnect the power cords, modem, video |
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card cords, and printer cords from the computer system |
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unit, then throw the system unit and monitor out the |
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window. If you are using a smartphone, smash it. |
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It's distracting you too much!!! |
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Carefully analyze your life, as well as pay close attention |
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to the intriguing changes in nature happening outside the |
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window, determine the current season, and try to find |
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alternative forms of relaxation, engage in something more |
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useful than reading this text. |
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Roman, owner of the last page of internet |
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