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To download Micro$oft Notepad for free, you must pay |
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$199.99.99 to register for the free download service. To |
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register, you will need a credit card number, a DNA test, |
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an anal puncture, fingerprints, your great-grandparent's |
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names, and a blood oath of allegiance. |
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Unvaccinated citizens are not eligible to use our free |
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service and but they can do so after being vaccinated |
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with Death Vax(tm). |
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Send your data by fax to a paid toll-free number: |
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1-800-NOTEPAD |
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For citizens of Africa and Eastern Europe, we have |
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+1-800-GOTOHELL |
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