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BRUNSWICK SHRINE |
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In the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier there lives a bowling alley, and |
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within this very place, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3125 |
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(1959*), Eris revealed Herself to The Golden Apple Corps for the first |
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time. |
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In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a |
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Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps |
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plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion, and |
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therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about It |
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All. |
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It is written that when The Corps returns to The Shrine for the |
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fifth time five times over, then shall the world come to an end: |
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...Impending doom |
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has arrived... |
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And Five Days Prior to This Occasion The Apostle The Elder |
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Malaclypse Shall Walk the Streets of Whittier Bearing a Sign for |
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All Literates to Read Thereof: "DOOM," as a Warning of |
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Forthcoming Doom to All Men Impending. And He Shall Signal This |
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Event by Seeking the Poor and Distributing to Them Precious MAO |
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BUTTONS and Whittier Shall be Known as The Region of Thud for |
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These Five Days. |
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As a public service to all mankind and civilization in general, and to |
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us in particular, the Golden Apple Corps has concluded that planning |
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such a Pilgrimage is sufficient and that it is prudent to never get |
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around to actually going. _ |
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QUIET NIGHT S c/o |
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* Or maybe it was 1958, I forget. |
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